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marzipanandminutiae · 2 days ago

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you know, as a member of Team Nosferatu 2024 Is About Sexual Abuse and Eggers Should Have Made It More Clearly Dark Romance If He Was Going For That, I can respect "it's not about sexual abuse in my mind because I think the fucked up astral projection sex is hot and I want to engage with that" more than "here is a paragraph-long screed about why my interpretation is correct and you're not only Objectively Wrong but also Stupid/Media-Illiterate/Puritanical if you disagree with me"

you just like some fucked-up toxic sex? amazing. I write Crimson Peak threeway fanfiction. this may not be my particular fucked-up toxic sex bag, but go with the fandom gods, my friend

you need to be morally right and make it Not Fucked-Up Or Toxic Actually so you can be the most correct in your interpretation? I am lovingly writing a oneshot where Ellen empties a Glock of blessed silver bullets into Orlock's chest and then fucks Thomas nasty on his steaming corpse

#nosferatu 2024 #fandom wank #'there's LITERALLY NO WAY TO INTERPRET IT AS BEING ABOUT CHILD ABUSE!!!!'#um yeah there is; she said she was a child when it started #you don't HAVE to interpret it that way! they didn't get a child actor so there's ambiguity about her actual age!#but like. there very much is a Way and you're being tiresome #about that and other points of interpretation #just go have fun writing your fucked-up stories okay?#enjoy! I'm enjoying my mental Ellen/Thomas fanvid set to Six Seeds by Charming Disaster!

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