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A Gassy Roomate
Based on: ââhttps://at.tumblr.com/imagineyourgassyotp2/imagine-person-a-of-your-otp-is-apartment-hunting/yktjrcnuqeud
Kevin: 24 (He/They)
Saige: 25 (They/Them)
I stared at the computer screen, scrolling from webpage to webpage. I need an apartment rather quickly. I got a job as a writer for a Pop Culture website. Right now I live with my parents, sure itâs fine but the commute to the office is pretty long, and I need somewhere closer. So, Iâve been spending the past few days looking for apartment listings or roommate offers. So far the apartments have either been too small, not have enough light, and definitely have no room for a goat let alone a dog. I keep scrolling and scrolling when suddenly I see an offer that feels too good to be true.Â
Hello! Looking for a roommate to cover 10% of the rent. I will cover the rest of the $1,217 rent and as I work from home I will be able to make any meals to accommodate your living experience. I have a slight medical condition, I am willing to go into more detail about it during our face to face visit.Â
If you are interested please send an email through the contact button on top, include âRoommateâ in your subject line.Â
Saige
The images Saige included of the apartment are amazing. It looks really spacious and Saige has good taste in furniture. The bedroom that they show looks really nice, I think I can feel comfortable here. Whatâs the worst that can happen? I always send my location to my parents, you know, just in case I go missing. So I decide to send Saige an email.
Hi! My name is Kevin. I saw your roommate offer and I am willing to meet up to see the place and talk to you.Â
I write some more letting them know about my job and how much I make. A minute after I send the email, Saige responds. They let me know what time we can meet later today, which works out really well for me since I have nothing else to do today.Â
I got out of the train and walked over to Saigeâs building. Their apartment is on the second floor and so far everything seems pretty good, no complaints from me. Knock on the door and Saige greets me when they open it. âHey nice to meet you face to face, come on inâ I enter the apartment and itâs as amazing as I thought itâd be. âWow itâs really niceâ I say, smiling afterwards. âHeh, thanks. I tried my best. Of course if you decide to move in, you can add whatever you want. Unless itâs like an animal head. I draw the line there.â âHaha donât worry, I donât like that kind of stuff.â âGreat! Follow me and Iâll show you your room. Over there is my bedroom and the bathroom is right across the hall from you.â This is great!â The room is pretty spacious, and it shouldnât be too hard to bring whatever I need over. We walk over to the living room and sit on the couch, past the living room I can see the kitchen, it looks pretty big as well. âSo Kevin, what do you think?â âI think this is all pretty great. I mean this apartment is big and spacious. Itâs close to the subway-â as I talk I see Saige shifting in his seat, and they look uncomfortable, â- You seem really great. The building is clean. I have a few questions, are there any bugs that sneak in?â âAhh no, no bugsâ âGreat! How noisy are the neighbors?â âTheyâre great, just great.â âAwesome! Okay so, in the post you said that youâre willing to go into your medical condition.â Before Saige could answer we were greeted with a noise that a lot of us are familiar with.
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Saige instantly goes red. âOh my gosh Iâm so so sorryâ I fan the air in front of me and laugh. âNo no itâs fine, that was good. My uncle would be jealous!â Saige gets up and opens a window. âOkay so, my slight medical condition is that I have chronic gas, well Iâll go more into it. Itâs like related to how my insides work. I used to have a lot of cramps and stuff you donât want to hear about, but now because Iâve been adjusting my diet and the food I make has let me survive this long. So-â they stop and hold up a finger and lean to the left.
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â-All I have now is gas. Which I totally get if you donât want to move in with me because of that. Iâve lost so many roommates because of my farts.â I looked back at him. âThatâs it? You just fart a lot?â âYeah pretty much.â âI donât mind it that much. They donât smell that bad and I can be gassy depending on what I eat. So I donât think I have a reason to worry.â âYou really donât mind it?â âOf course not.â âSo will you be thinking of moving in?â âYes! Iâm happy to move in.â âGreat, we can sign the lease tomorrow and you can move in after thatâ âThat sounds great. Thank you so muchâ We stand up and shake hands and I go on my way.
-1 Week Later-
A week has gone by since I saw Saigeâs apartment and signed the lease. Iâve moved in little by little and have put up most of my things and gotten a dresser for my clothes. I have a box of some pictures I want to put up but thereâs no rush. Tonight is my first night in the apartment. I'm kind of nervous, but Saige is making dinner for us. After changing into my pajamas, I walk to the kitchen.
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âHungry?â Saige said not bringing the fart to attention. âYeah, the food smells good. What is it?â I ask.
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âSome roasted veggies, salmon, and some white rice. I hope you like it.â âIâm sure I will.â Ever since I moved in, Saige has been farting. Itâs true that they do fart more than another person, but thankfully the smell isnât so bad. The smell of the food theyâre cooking greatly overpowers the stench of their gas. I havenât farted in front of them yet but they donât seem to mind. âHere, tell me if the rice is done.â they say handing me a spoonful. As soon as I taste it, the rice tastes so wonderful. Iâm not sure how they did it, but the rice is different from any other type of rice Iâve eaten before. âItâs amazing. I think itâs perfect.â âGreat! Iâm glad to hear that.â They turn off the stove for the rice and check in the oven.Â
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âOkay, just a little bit more for the veggies and salmon to be done. Then we can eat.â they say as we walk over by the sink. âSo Kevin, how do you like it so far?â they ask me, smiling. âReally great. I feel really comfortable hereâ I respond. As if to accentuate my point, I feel gas heading on out.
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âHey nice! You finally let one rip!â âI told you I was feeling comfortable.â âI guess itâll take you some time to match up to mine.â We laugh after they say that. Saige walks over to the oven, turns it off, and pulls out the veggies and the salmon. âAlright food is done, sit down at the table and Iâll serve you.â I sit at the table and watch Saige serve us food. We eat together and talk about what we want to do later, we settle on a movie night. We also set some ground rules about farting at the table. We agreed that itâs alright to fart at the table, unless the other personâs mouth is open and unless people are at the table with us.
Saige and I moved to the living room, sitting next to each other on the couch, resting our legs on foot rests. Saige put on âScooby Doo and the Cyber Chaseâ, I havenât seen the movie in a while but itâs a fun watch.
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âSorry about that, my food makes me gassierâ they say.
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âIf it gets to you, you can open a window.â âItâs no problem.â As we sit and watch the movie, Saige lets out a couple more farts, my stomach rumbles.
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Woah, that was bigger than my usual ones! âNice one man!â Saige says, extending their hand towards me. I high five him back. âThanksâ
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âGuess Iâm gassy today hahaâ âOh no, is my food having an affect on you.â âProbably not. Must be a mix of my emotions, and so what if it does. That just means I can keep up with you now.â I smile at them. They smile back and then lean to the side and let out another fart.
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âOh thatâs great! I was nervous that you were going to move out.â âOh no I wouldnât, not for a little farting. You know itâs great that at my job we have our own cubicles, so thereâs no worry about anyone walking into my farts. I mean the amount you fart is nothing compared to the gas from my boss. Phew! He must let rip like 10 a minute. I think itâs all the protein powder he intakesâ I say before laughing. I lean to my right and let out another fart.
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âThat was a good one Kevin!â they hold up a finger
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Three farts in quick succession! âYou have a talent Saige!â âHeh thanks! Iâve been thinking about heading to the gym more. Let me know what protein powder your boss gets so we can beat him at his own game.â I lean forward slightly
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âWill do! Youâre pretty muscular Saige. Anyone would love to have a body like yoursâ âHa thanks! You have a good body yourself. At least you donât have my gas!â they say winking afterwards. I blush a little. Saige lifts their leg slightly.
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We spend the rest of the movie ripping farts when we need to. They put their arm around me, and I put my head on their chest. I really like Saige, they make me feel safe. Iâm glad to be their roommate.Â
Once the movie ends we head to our rooms to call it a night. I let Saige use the bathroom first, I can see them brushing their teeth.
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When theyâre done in there, I head in and brush my teeth. I can hear Saige farting in their room. I head back to my room, once I do Saige pokes their head in. âHey, just wanna say goodnight. Oh and if you wake up before me tomorrow, the pots and pans are in the oven.â âThanks. Night Saige.â Saige turns around but stands in place.
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âThatâs my goodnight kiss.â they say before heading off to bed. I laugh and close my door.
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Ha..the food did a number on me for sure. I grab my phone and see that I have a text from my boss. âKevin! Donât come in tomorrow, weâre doing an online day. Sorry for the inconvenience, take care!â As I get done reading this, I hear Saige farting in their room.
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Tomorrow is going to be a fun day.
#eproctophilia#farts#fart#farting#fart kink#eprocto#male farts#fart story#male fart#non binary farts#Enby fart#Enby farts
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Iâm binging on popcorn again and itâs taking a Toll. My ass just went off for a good 11 seconds đŠ
and these are getting dangerously bubbly âŚ
will someone be a good little dear and put their face between my legs? 𼚠just wanna run my hands through their hair as they inhale these damp toots
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Was working in a kitchen area today and they had a section of things that weren't bad but gonna be real soon and I saw that there was an almost full half-gallon carton of whole milk.
I love milk but I'm lactose intolerant so the whole car ride home after work I was hotboxed by my own gas. It smelled so bad but felt so good to let out. Would have been fun to have a gassy friend on the drive back with me for double the fun tho~
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my assigned FBI agent seeing how many gross videos of me farting are on my phone
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Should I start posting my farts on here?
more men n enby fart vids đŁď¸đŁď¸đŁď¸đŁď¸
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I never thought Iâd need to explicitly say this, butâŚ
TERFs/FARTs DNI!!!
Thanks and goodbye forever.
#sailor moon says#terfs dni#farts dni#haruka is enby according to my headcanon#and no amount of whining on your part will change that#âď¸
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Welcome, one and all!
I am The Trash Eating Llama, and I have a gift for your noise holes!
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1w5GbcT7uL99GPf_QZqR934ibSBtSsK0s/view?usp=drivesdk
Fresh from Ă°e forges of my work space!
Ăis song (as well as Ă°e album it belongs to) have been in Ă°e works for 4 years, so I do hope you enjoy!
And, to my lovely mutuals, I call to you now.
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50 is Ă°e max amount of mentions, so I'll get Ă°e oĂ°er 200 in Ă°e next reblogs.
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About the creator
I'm really cool.
That's it. /j
I'm 14!!! I'm also bigender (boy and enby) who uses Fae/It/He pronouns and I go by the name Xenon!
I have ADD/innatentive ADHD, anxiety and PTSD.
I try to be as supportive as possible.
I support POC, queer, neurodivergent, disabled, agere/petre/agedre/petdre people and more stuff :D
I dni with proshippers/comshippers, pedos, nsfw accounts (you're aloud to enjoy nsfw stuff. I just don't wanna see it.), sexists, homophobes/transphobes/TERFS (aka FARTS), racists and other bad people.
If I need to add more I'll do it later lol.
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Lmao so I'm amab enby and naturally make just like. A fucking fart in the winds worth of my own T, so I need store bought. Because of this my face has always been androgynous enough that folks have never been able to gender me easily, and as a result, I've been called every gendered slur imaginable!
They do not care that they don't apply!! They clocked that I'm faggy in every presentation! I do not perform whatever gender they're assigning me as correctly and that's all that matters! No one is taking the time to analyse my hormone balance before they call me a slur and I am begging young queers to learn that
!!!!!!!!!!!
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as much as i love the acceptance of gender-neutral toilets it is kinda a shame how we never got enby-only public bogs. me and the crew in there having farting competitions fr
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Went to the gym yesterday and something about the stretches and lifts I was doing had my gut worked up to an eleven đ.
Every squat, every press was just pushing out the longest low rumbling fart. My shorts were heating up faster than I was⌠and I swear to god one of the rips had such a high pitched squeak to it. I was so red with embarrassment. Wish I had a cute gym partner who could spot me while secretly huffing up all my workout gas. Canât be too weak tho, cause the pre workout was feeding these fumes with some vile spiciness đĽľđ
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Just got myself off around a toy a couple times so my whole crotch was fully soaked and then pressed the toy in as deep as I could and let out the bubbliest, wettest post-orgasm farts. Gonna drift off to sleep with my toy pressed nice and tight in my hole
#now who wants their face to me my next toy#I'm sure there's more gas in the tank#could even put you in a nice warm dutch oven#eprocto#eproctophilia#fart kink#gas kink#gassy#gassy farts#enby farts#queer nsft#wet farts
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Cw// farts, eprocto
kinda really into the idea of someone whoâs into guys farting try to guess what I last ate based off of how my farts smell.. if they get it right maybe a reward of more farts or they get to eat my ass as a treat đĽ°
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Fucking aggravated today
First I sat in on our first corporate Pride event and FFS I can't believe in the year of our gay lord 2024 we're still shilling out "A is for ALLY!!!!"
No. No it is not. Allies are wanted, allies are needed, allies have a place, but it is NOT IN THE ACRONYM. We don't get to give them a spotlight just for doing the bare minimum, sorry not sorry.
Then an old hs friend was like "Look at me going to the Harry Potter exhibit and giving JKR money even though I say I'm a trans ally!"
No. No you aren't.
You CANNOT pat the back of trans people with one hand and give money to literally the BIGGEST FART/TERF with the other. ESPECIALLY DURING PRIDE MONTH. That's not how allyship works and if you think it is? We don't fucking want you.
So I finally unfriended. Probably should have done that years ago.
Maybe one day they'll wake up and realize all the trans/enby friends have unfriended them (I'm not the only one). I doubt it.
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Iâve been putting off making a pinned post for a while but here it is:
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Hi, my nameâs Juniper and Iâm your local clown transfem! I do stuff like shitpost, horny post, stare into the abyss, and amateur clownery.
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Autistic
Kinky
Pretty fuckin gay (almost entirely for women but I like enbyâs and femboys too)
Switch
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Likes:
Crochet
Making subs whimper
Doms making me whimper
TTRPGs
Trans girls
Tummies
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DNI if youâre racist, homophobic, transphobic, a FART/TERF, fascist, fatphobic, chaser, or a minor.
*Please put your age in your bio*
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Hi all! Just a silly lil enby wanting to be corrupted into being a fat, nasty, unhealthy slob!! I have no limits!
DNI: Racists, TERFs, Homophobes, Transphobes, CIS straight men, Minors, this is friendly LGBTQ blog that is 18+ please do not interact if youâre an ageless blog
Kinks youâll find here:
â˘Feedism
â˘Slob/Slobification
â˘Bimboification
â˘Gas (burps/farts)
â˘And a few others!!
Feel free to DM or send horny asks!!
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