#emmitt is a goblin

[wolfboy-superman]

"hey Jason Octavian drew you"

"Wha- HEY GIVE THAT BACK!!"

*:O*

"I love it thankyousomuchohmygodsiloveitsomuch"

*pins onto Emmitt's "conspiracy" board*

"HEY! NO FANART ON THE CONSPIRACY WALL."

"What—"

"THIS WALL IS FOR MY THEORIES ABOU—"

"Shush it, Emmitt."

"Damn."

[not-an-anemic-loser]

"you do know Jason likes you, right? Kinda obvious."

"well I'd hope so, we've been friends for years"

[emiliotheemu]

"so..umm"

"igotyouawolfplushiehopeulikeitanywaysgoodbye"

*runs away*

*:0*

*>:3*

*whispered*

"Shit am I in love—"

"YES YOU ARREEEEE"

*evil laughter*

*hugs the plushie super tight*

[emiliotheemu]

"They usually need to be taught. But they're pretty chill."

"I can talk to ghosts."

—Emmitt Theodore Thatcher, professional in ghost-texting and self-proclaimed goblin. @emiliotheemu

Oh, fantastic! You talk to the dead, I specialize in making people wish they were dead. Looks like I just found my partner in crime!

PS: Ghost-texting? Nice! Do they leave you on read, or are they actually more polite than the living?

[zoocross0vers]

Draco Tyrannus: Hey, ZooCross0vers, besides Nick and Judy as Peter Parker and MJ, may I ask what else did you like about my Spider-Man AU cast?:)

I thought they were awesome! I posted my thoughts on FF.net, but I’ll post them here too!

Nick and Judy as Peter Parker/Spiderman and Mary Jane, as I’ve stated before, is absolute perfection! x3

Jack would be perfect as Harry Osborn! And I can’t believe you unknowingly picked out the perfect name for Jack’s father! I have a fic in mind where I would show his father and I’ve been mulling it over on what his name should be and I think Norman is a perfect name! It sounds elegant and it fits well with the last name Savage. So thanks for that! :D

Green Hornet’s okay, but I personally can’t picture it I’m afraid. I guess I’m just too used to knowing that the name “Green Hornet” already belongs to an established hero. It just feels a bit out of place for me. Maybe goblins can exist, though they’d probably be green and fuzzier and look more like some sort of particular mammal? That, or maybe he could be called the “Green Hare”???

Emmitt Otterton as Dr. Otter Octavios ;P is absolutely brilliant! I love it! He could easily fit so perfectly in that role! Plus him being a sympathetic villain based on the loss of his wife would fit well with the fact that he’s not a real villain.

Yes! Sandram is such a cool name, lol! Plus it’d be nice to have a sympathetic ram/sheep for once. Bellwether kind of gave her own kind a bad name.

Of course Lionheart would be J. Jonah Jameson, lol! xD

Skye would be a great fit for Gwen Stacy. Though I wonder if this Gwen Stacy would eventually find her way to the lonely and heartbroken Harry Osborn (Jack Savage). ;)

Bellwether as Venom, now that’s interesting, lol! For this trilogy, yeah. I guess she could fit as Venom. Though if this were based on the comics, she might also be a good candidate for the King Pin or even Carnage if she’s a psychotic symbiote (since Venom can at times be an antihero).

Oh, and I forgot to add this on FF.net, but I think “Spider-Tod” sounds really cool! But I do like Spider-Fox too! They’re both great! :D

[not-an-anemic-loser]

"yo can I be the best man? For you. Not Jason. Pleeeaaaaseeeeeeeeeeeeee—"

"ummm..."

"yes?"

[not-an-anemic-loser]

"Jason wants to go out with you."

"he..he does?"

[not-an-anemic-loser]

"am I invited to the wedding?"

"yes"

[wolfboy-superman]

"Jason and his wifey."

"Wait wha—"

@not-an-anemic-loser

[not-an-anemic-loser]

Omg look Jason it's your wifey!1!!1!

"..."

"hii husband!!"

[emiliotheemu]

anyone js get vibes from a color? like it isn't like how you feel but it's how the color feels. that might be my weird goblin ass tho bc I think days of the week, colors, months, and numbers have personalities...

[emiliotheemu]

:D

"YAY"

My Official CHB info page

(What I'd be like at CHB/random info abt me)

Godly Parent: Hades

Hairstyle: Light brown almost shoulder-length curly hair.

Eyes: Jade green

Fashion Style: Grunge Cottagecore

Sexuality/Gender: Xenogenders, Boyflux, Pansexual, Aroace Flux

idk what else to add(pls tell me)

CAN I ATTEND NOW??? @camp-half-blood-official

PLEASE. GET ME AWAY FROM THESE MORTALS

[emiliotheemu]

Me as a moodboard

All but the middle finger one are from pinterest. The middle finger is one that my friend took of me and my tuba one day in pep band

[not-an-anemic-loser]

"Emmitt says we match each other's freaks—"

"You're both insane and gay :DD"

— Emmitt the goblin + Jace the flame(ch reference)

"umm that's nice, are you here for an augury?"

[hexpect-the-worst]

"I can talk to ghosts."

—Emmitt Theodore Thatcher, professional in ghost-texting and self-proclaimed goblin. @emiliotheemu

Oh, fantastic! You talk to the dead, I specialize in making people wish they were dead. Looks like I just found my partner in crime!

PS: Ghost-texting? Nice! Do they leave you on read, or are they actually more polite than the living?

[emiliotheemu]

*comes back 10 minutes later with a 50 slide google slide on what they're planning on their laptop(which is decorated how you might think a depressed queer teen might decorate it. COVERED IN SICK ASFFF STICKERS)*

"Okay so... picnic."

*evil grin*

"Can I set you and Jase up on a date?"

*uwu 🥺🥺🥺*

"oh um.."

*incoherent stuttering*

"sure?"