#emmett eeps

[wkrp]

You guys know that feeling when you finish watching a show and you feel like there's a big hole in your heart and you're so so so sad because now what are you supposed to do with your life and you feel really really sad because of it???? Yeah that's me rn

[kit-screams-into-the-future]

this werewolf thing isn't so bad, once in a while

[unlikely-lovers]

Happy two year anniversary to my boyfriend and i 💕💕💕 can you believe that two two years ago i went to a drag show hoping for something really lgbt to happen to me and then i met just the sweetest boy ever???? Like dude,,,,, what the fuck i wished for something really lgbt to happen and then immediately got a boyfriend????? Fuck yeah dude!!! Anyway I'm gay and i love my boyfriend he's the best <3

[breakingisabella]

Fam your "what if the Cullens never came back" au makes me cry everytime. Just imagining her looking down there and smiling so big and her heart just filling. Then running down there and then just crashing into Alice. Then pulling back and looking at her all teary eyed. Then going to hug Carlisle and Esme still teary. Emmett probably picks her up and just squeezes her. She lightly hugs Rosalie and they smile at each other. Then she just kind of makes that silent convo eye contact with Jasper.

eep thank you !! the idea has always hit me in the heart so hard and i just adore it !!

[mischievousmouse]

Fandom Character List / Guidelines

Hello everyone! Here is a list of fandoms, and characters within those fandoms I will definitely be able to write for! Feel free to request from outside of these characters and fandoms, though I may or may not be able to fulfill your request!

I write Ficlets/Imagines/One-shots

Shameless

Fiona Gallagher, Ian Gallagher, Kevin Bell, Mickey Milkavich

Riverdale

Jughead Jones, Reggie Mantle, Sweet Pea, Veronica Lodge, Cheryl Blossom, Betty Cooper, Archie Andrews, Malachai

Peaky Blinders

Thomas Shelby, Alfie Solomans, Arthur Shelby, ‘Polly Grey - Maybe’, John Shelby, Ada 

Criminal Minds

Derek Morgan, Spencer Reid, Penelope Garcia

Bones

Brenan, Lance Sweets, James Aubrey, Wendell Bray

Divergent

Tobias Eaton, Eric, Tori, Al

Marvel

Tony Stark, Peter Parker, Natasha R., Steve Rogers, Bruce Banner, Thor, Clint, Wanda M., Loki, Bucky, Wade Wilson

DC Universe 

Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, Joker, Harley Quinn

The Flash

Barry Allen, Cisco 

Arrow 

Oliver Queen, Felicity Smoak, Thea Queen, Roy Harper, John Diggle, Sin, Tommy Merlin, Nyssa Al Ghul

Into the Spiderverse

Spiderman

Venom 

Eddie Brock

Supernatural

Dean, Sam, Castiel, Lucifer, Bobby Singer - Not Romantically, Gabriel, Jody Mills, Kevin Tran, Gadreel, Alex, Claire

Good Omens

Crowley, Aziraphael

The Vampire Diaries

Damon Salvatore, Niklaus Mikaelson, Caroline Forbes, Katherine Pierce, Bonnie Bennet, Jeremy Gilbert, Alaric Saltzman, Elijah Mikaelson, Tyler Lockwood, Matt Donavan, Rebekah Mikaelson, Lexi, Jenna Sommers, Vicki Donavan

Teen Wolf

Stiles Stilinski, Derek Hale, Lydia Martin, Isaac Lahey, Jackson Whittemore, Malia Tate, Liam, Peter Hale, Erica Reyes, Cora Hale, Brett Talbot, Danny Mahalani, Ethen, Aiden, Mason, Boyd, Laura Hale

Twilight

Alice Cullen, Rosalie Hale, Jasper Hale, Victoria, Emmett Cullen, Esme Cullen, Sam Uley, Embry Call, Paul Lahote, Seth Clearwater, Leah Clearwater, Carlisle Cullen

Stranger Things

Steve Harrington, Billy Hargrove

Harry Potter

Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Fred Weasly, George Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Viktur Krum, Hermione Granger

Maleficent

Maleficent, Diaval

The Hobbit

Bilbo Baggins, Thorin, Thranduil, Beord, Bard, Dwalin, Kili, Fili

Lord of the Rings

Aragorn, Legolas, Samwise Gamgee, Haldir

HTTYD Race To The Edge

Hiccup, Astrid, Ruffnut, Tuffnut, Snotlout, Fishlegs, Stoik, Heather, Dagur

Croods

Eep, Guy, Croods Family x Son!Reader

Ed Edd n Eddy

Nazz, Edd, Eddy, Kevin

BNHA

Bakugo, Kaminari, Midoriya, Todoroki, Kirishima, Dabi, Iida, Aizawa, Hizashi Yamada 

Yuri On Ice

Otabek, Yuri, Yuuri, Victor, Phichit, Christophe, Kenjirou

Greek Gods / Goddesses / DemiGods

Right now, I do not have a preference on who I will and will not write for involving Greek Mythology. There isn’t a single one I imagine saying no to at the moment!

Any ships requested must be appropriately aged characters. I will gladly write for aged up character ships but will not write for ships involving adult x minor. I appreciate your support in this, but I do not need it. Thank you and happy reading!

~ Mischief

[sheldogstalltails]

Hot Springs Episode

Over the hill, they walked, tired, dirty, and more than a little hungry. Emmett and Ryume dragged their feet on as they were covered in mud.  The two heroes had just finished a mission bringing in a criminal mage and were on their way into town. Even though they've taken plenty of threats on together, sometimes mistakes still happen. "I said I was sorry!" Ryume pleaded as they continued walking. "Sorry doesn't get this shit off me!" Emmett snapped back. "I told you not to attack the mud golems because they were acting as a minefield, and you jumped right in the middle!" 

"But it destroyed his defenses and let us capture the bounty, it all worked out in the end."  She said smiling. "Ugh." The mage sighed "You're right, but that doesn't make this, any more bearable." "When I was a kid we played in mud all the time, so this brings back memories." "Uh huh…" Just over the hill, the next town came into view. Seeing their destination in reach, Emmett picked up the pace hoping to get clean faster. Once they entered the town Emmett began to ask around for the nearest inn, but Ryume noticed something even better. "How does a dip in the hot springs sound?" She asked her companion "My treat." The two weary travelers entered the building and headed to the receptionist. The cat girl at the counter could see the tired looks on the weary adventures. She smiled and waved them over. "Hello there! Welcome to the Mew Mew Hot Springs." She gave the two of them a look over "I can tell the two of you had a rough day." "You have no idea." Emmett groaned. He looked up to Ryume "I'm going to get ready, you got this right?" "I said I did, don't worry." The Amazon gave her companion a thumbs up as he left the counter.  "So how much for two?" "Well, normally its 50 silver per person buuuut we're having a sale on our couples package! It comes with the whole shebang and a dip in our made for two hot springs." the cat girl winked. Ryume perked up. Just Emmett and her having a relaxing dip in the springs alone sounded wonderful. As an image of the dog mage wearing nothing but a towel entered her head Ryume smiled. "Deal!" Looking around Emmett noticed a sign under the rules. In the bold text, it read Banned for Life: the destruction of property.  There were only two pictures, one dark-skinned woman with blond hair and a redheaded frogman. Looking at the two, he could only shake his head and continue on his way. After the much-needed bath, Emmett was happily humming to himself as he walked to the main hot springs area. The comfortable robes they provided as his clothing was being cleaned was the cherry on top. He even let his hair down. The dog mage felt pretty great despite all that transpired today. The only thing left to do was enjoy a quiet dip in the hot springs. "Oh, Mister Emmett this way" One of the cat girl employees called out. He turned to look at her with a questioning glare. "You've got a private room waiting for you." "A private room?" Emmett raised an eyebrow but followed the cat girl. She led him to the private room with a smile on her face.   "Please, enjoy your stay!" The employee opened the door for him to walk through. "Take as long as you need." She said with a sly smile. "Thank you...?" that was weird Emmett thought. Emmett looked around the small room, his clothing was cleaned and folded neatly on the counter, and there was a towel ready.  Emmett disrobed and wrapped the towel around him. As he passed the mirror the mage gave himself a look over. His long black hair reached down to his back, with two floppy ears hanging on top. The hair could be a pain sometimes, but he chose to keep his hair in honor of his late master. He looked down at his body, a five foot nothing, slender frame with hardly any muscles at all and a bushy tail just hanging out. Emmett sighed, all the people saw him as was a cute dog boy. He walked into the next area, which leads into the open hot spring. Maybe the relaxing waters will melt his troubles away. "I really hope Ryume didn't go overboard on this…I made a bigger deal out of it than I should have" Emmett said to himself. He made a mental note to apologize for snapping at her. Walking into the spring Emmett breathed a sigh of relaxation. The last week had been pretty hectic. With all the monsters and nonsense going on, having the time to just relax is a true luxury.   "Oh, you're already here Emmett!" Emmett shot up from his relaxed position and faced the entrance. Ryume came walking out into the hot springs area, the fog covering up most of her body. "EEP! Ryume! Why are you here!?" The mage quickly turned to face the rocks at the back of the spring. "Hum? I got us a private spring why wouldn't I be?" Of Course. Emmett thought back to that way too sly smile on the Catgirl. This was a private couple's spring or something. "Let's just stay on opposite sides of the spring, ok?" Emmett said pointing backward towards Ryume, while still facing the rock. "What's wrong Emmett never see a naked woman before?" Ryume joked as she stepped into the water. "No!" He answered quickly, moving closer to the rock. "How are you so casual about this?" "Ahhh, this hits the spot" Even sitting down her torso was left exposed. "I dunno, hot springs are pretty common back home." After taking a while to relax she looked at the back of her companion, still sitting on the opposite end facing the rocks. Ryume scratched the back of her head, she never would have guessed Emmett was this shy.  A wicked smile appeared on her face. She could have fun with this. "Stay calm Emmett…just focus on the rocks." "Hey, Emmett." She made her way over to him and placed her hands on his shoulders. The sudden appearance of Ryume startled the dog mage, but he was able to keep himself from yelling again. He was able to get a good look at Ryume sitting next to him. Her crimson eyes, her green hair, the top half of her boo- The Dog mage quickly turned around.   "Emmett this isn't good." "What's she talking about?" He wondered. "We need to work on this shyness of yours. What if you were fighting a woman and she tried to distract you with her boobs? You'd turn away and be dead!" "What the fuck is she talking about!?" Ryume stood up, to fully display herself "So since we're here, I want to you to look at me, not as a warrior, but as a woman, and train your mental resistance." She said with a commanding tone. Emmett replayed that last sentence over in his head a few times to make sure he fully understood what she just said. He slowly began to face her. As Ryume's large body came into his view his heart began to race. A curvaceous and muscular body of a beautiful woman stood before him in all her naked glory. Emmett's gaze jumped from her thighs to the hips, to her arms and landing on her huge, soft, bountiful bosom. "Master…guide me." Emmett sent off a silent prayer to his teacher in the afterlife. "If you're having trouble looking at a simple pair of titties then-" "T-t-there's nothing simple about those marvelous mountains!" he said, only realizing too late he said that aloud. "Aww, thanks for the compliment!" As Emmett continued to fumble over his words Ryume could help but laugh. He could take on a monster 3 times his size with no hesitation, but this turns him into a blubbering mess. It was so cute. "I..I should get out." Emmett was able to finally say. He turned away from Ryume and started walking over to the edge of the springs. "Huh? But we just started." Emmett began to walk out, making sure that his back was facing Ryume the whole time. "No, I'm fine, just wanted a quick dip. Don't want to overstay our welcome up now!" he gave Ryume a smile but continued walking. A small lizard crawled onto the pathway, unnoticed by the dog mage. Emmett continued walking and accidentally stepped on the creature. The sudden unknown feeling on his foot startled the man. "UAHaa!" He yelled out in surprise as his balance was thrown off. He fell backward and rolled back ending up upside down on his head, his towel falling off. Ryume moved to assist, but her eyes were drawn directly to Emmett's exposed crotch. "Oh, my." Emmett recovered from the fall and grabbed his tail to cover himself. The two looked at each other in silence for 3 seconds before the dog mage turned around to run back inside. "YOUDIDN'TSEEANYTHINGSHUTUPTHISNEVERUPAHHENDAAAAAAAAAAAAA" "AH Emmett wait!" "I said I was sorry!" Ryume pleaded as they continued walking. The two back on the road after the refreshing and, interesting hot springs trip. "Sorry about what? Absolutely nothing happened." Emmett responded, a blissful smile on his face. He wasn't in denial or anything. "You don't have anything to be embarrassed about." "No idea what you're talking about Ryume." "In fact, you should be proud!" The fighter exclaimed with a pure smile "With a dick that big no one will ever question your manhood!" Emmett stopped walking, allowing Ryume to catch up. The Amazon smiled, thinking her words calmed him. Emmett turned to Ryume, tears in his eyes "That's not how I want to be remembered!" he wailed before running off. "Uh…ah…Emmett wait up!" The fighter called as she ran to catch up with her companion.

[fangjy]

accio-spaceman reblogged your post and added: “Neighbourly Affairs (Emmett / Alicia and Nellie) This is for dear...”

Aw, MICKEY! I’m so happy you decided to share this, and as a birthday present – EEP!

I love how eager Emmett and Alicia are to see each other, even getting up at 05:30 in hopes of seeing each other for just five minutes!

Emmett’s forgetting to check if she’s free first is just adorable, he’s so enthusiastic! But Alicia is just as excited. I bet she’ll be dragging Nellie out for an emergency shopping trip during their lunch break to pick a fabulous new dress for their date, because suddenly none of the ones in their combined wardrobe seem good enough…

“Do you think he’d like this one?”

“Alicia, he’s already asked you out, just be yourself!”

“Shut up and help me pick something!”

But I’m sure she’ll be just as anxious to impress someone else pretty soon.

The girls picking up each other’s habits after being roommates is so sweet, and the importance of a proper, British cup of tea is both hilarious and very accurate!

I love this so much, Mickey, I hope we get to see more of this soon, I’m so excited to find out what happens on their date!

And Happy New Year!

Yes! Alicia would be so anxious and she’d spend the entire afternoon picking outfits. Nellie would do Alicia’s hair and makeup. Alicia would barely be able to breathe when Emmett comes pick her up...and the handsome detective would have his breath taken away by her. She’s so gorgeous and he can’t believe she agreed to go out with him.

I’m so happy that you like it. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[dearelisabeth]

Happy Birthday x2, Elisabeth

Dear Elisabeth,

Well you see, I forgot that this existed for a year or so. My bad. It was your birthday last week. You’re not shy to tell anyone that you are THREE, which is insane. You’re so adorable (which is the word you insist we must use because you say you’re too big to be cute) and so sweet and empathetic. I’m just so proud of the little person  you are becoming. I always knew you’d be cool, but you’re like, super rad. You insisted on a pink dinosaur party, so I hand made dinosaur balloons out of pink balloons and glitter paper for the limbs and heads, finishing them off with googly eyes. You thought they were the best things ever, so I was able to ignore the imperfections due to my inability to do any sort on fine motor skill with grace. Grandma Kathy made a super cool pink dino cake with a tie dyed interior and tie dyed cupcakes. Our house was full of people, and they were all there because they love you. As overwhelming as family get-togethers can be, it was heartwarming to see your great grandparents on your dad’s side and Great Grandma Cindy and Great Grandpa Jim, both of your sets of grandparents, all of your uncles, Uncle Z, and of course Aunt Catrina and her boyfriend, Collin (whom you adore right now) all under one roof to celebrate you. My friend Ashley and her son Emmett were there also to wish you a happy birthday.

This June we moved into what you call (still) your “new house”. It’s a beautiful tri-level, open floor plan condo in Oregon, WI a block away from a park. The community is so warm and welcoming that your Dad and I know we made a great move. Aunt Catrina also came to live with us, making the move more affordable for everyone involved. We took in one of Dad’s friends as he is what we call an “Epic runaway”. Your Dad made it about a year and a half before being asked to leave because he wasn’t willing to sacrifice all of his time with you for this position. We now work at the same company doing IT in jails. It’s not great, but it pays the bills and you get to see him a bit more often. Anyway, said friend of your dad is now Aunt Catrina’s boyfriend. Once they started dating, he pretty much immediately started sleeping in her bed, so they share a room now. 

 Uncle Z now has his own bachelor pad downtown. We miss him, but he still comes to visit regularly. In fact, the week after your birthday he braved your potty training self in his beloved Subaru and took you to ice cream and let you pick out some cool stuff at the teacher store. I cannot overstate how much you are loved. 

Dad and I are trying so desperately to give you a sibling, which you continue to inquire about on a regular basis. It’s been about 6 months of trying now and we’ve experienced one loss. It was heart breaking, but at least it was before we had announced anything. We want for you to have a sister or brother, there’s nothing quite like that bond. Beyond that, I’ve always dreamed of having two children - no more, no less. Hopefully someday we can make that a reality. Dad has been traveling a lot, so that probably doesn’t particularly help the situation either. 

Your personality is just so vibrant, it’s hard for me to get over it. You speak in paragraphs and chapters, and you have so many stories to tell. In the car on the ride to school, it’s always you, Dad, Aunt Catrina, and me, and you always pick a farm animal for three of us to be, and then the fourth is a duck. Every time. It’s hilarious. “Mommy, you’re the daddy horse. Ta (Aunt Catrina), you’re the baby horse, I’m the Mommy horse, and Daddy... you’re the duck.” We all make animal sounds, and you feed us pretend food. Dad gets especially into it with his animal sounds, despite the fact that usually he’s the one driving. 

Your favorite food is yoodles (noodles). You love bananas, which you refer to as bayanas, and you’re quick to remind us that you would like berssert after dinner. You’ve just gotten out of the habit of calling unicorns “corns” which are your second favorite animals after dinosaurs (especially t-rexes and ‘ceratops) and just before flamingos “mingos” which you were for Halloween last year. Unsurprisingly, you are requesting to be a pink T-Rex for Halloween this year. I’m sure tonight we will watch one of your three favorite shows: Daniel Tiger’s Neighborhood, Sarah and Duck, or Dinosaur Train. 

Your room is so stuffed with toys from family and friends that Dad and I decided to do an experience with you this year instead. We took you to the Great Wolf Lodge in the Dells. It’s a giant water park that is perfect for young kiddos. You were able to ride some of the slides by yourself even which was really fun. I got to catch you at the end. You loved the indoor splash pads, especially the stationary jet ski that had a water gun attached. Dad would eep every time you got him with the water gun and you thought that was hilarious. After the evening in the water park, we went to dinner and the arcade, and then Aunt Catrina took you to Build a Bear. Of course because it was just you and her, you talked her into, not just one, but TWO extra stuffed animals: Mingo (a flamingo), Chuck (the birthday bear), and Princess Bear (the... princess bear). Your room is going to explode. While you two did that, I snuck into Carters and bought you some adorable dino jammies. The next morning, we woke up at Great Wolf, had breakfast, and scooted back down to the water park. After a couple hours, you were waterparked out, so we went to Wizard’s Quest which is this giant room where you go around these fairytale/fantasy themed play structures and try to find the objects on the tablet they give you. It was pretty cool, but you were a little freaked out by how dimly lit it was. Dad almost got stuck in a tunnel out of a ball pit, which was pretty funny. 

Both your Dad and I have been traveling a lot, and it’s been hard on you. You’re so sweet, but we can tell it upsets you that we left when we come back. I want so badly to be home with you, but it’s just not in the cards for us right now. I’m going to try to write more often -- then maybe you won’t be stuck reading a wall of text as long as this one. Just know that we love you so, so much.

Love,

Mom

[wkrp]

Absolutely enamored with the fact that since I've changed my url I've had multiple people follow me presumably based on my url/the fact that they like the show it's in reference to and literally nothing else. I know this for a fact bc the two people who followed me for that reason had the accounts that they follow visible and when i happened to check them i was greeted with this both times

And i just can't stop laughing about it because. Babes i am so sorry that you followed me because you like this show bc despite it being my favorite show and referring to myself the self proclaimed biggest fan of it in my blog description i don't think I've ever actually posted about it even once. Girl (gn) you are absolutely not getting what you came here for 😔 but i respect your taste in television nonetheless keep up the good work

[wkrp]

My desire to interact with and befriend my mutuals vs my constant anxiety and inability to interact normally with another human person

[wkrp]

"not all men"

You're right, father mulcahy would never treat me like this

[wkrp]

Here's a taste of some of the asks that my boyfriend (tumblr user @livingjoke) has sent me over the almost 2 years we've been dating that I've neglected to answer because well,,, you can see why

Edit: I know these are all anonymous but i know they're him because he's literally the only person who sends me asks and I'm pretty sure i was on the phone with him for some of these

[wkrp]

If you people don't stop showing me john lennon's stupid gigantic fucking asscrack im going to scream and cry and throw my phone at the wall

[wkrp]

So how much money do you think we'd all have to pitch in to get wakko to say "it's chewsday innit?" in season 2???

[wkrp]

HAPPY GAY TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY TO MY BOYFRIEND @livingjoke AND I UWU

[wkrp]

I am not immune to constantly wanting to change how my blog looks on mobile