#eminem voice: if you had one shot one opportunity to fuck up KGB plans--

[jacensolodjo]

also to interrupt the mess that my blog is with more mess i downloaded the unnecessarily large file for Call of Duty Black Ops Cold War (seriously why is it so big y'all... and I just want to play the campaign cries). I had a hankering for FPS and it was a free PS+ game forever ago but again because of how big it is I didn't DL for a long time. But eventually I shuffled stuff enough that I did after I cleared a few things off my to-play list.

...for shits and giggles of the absolute largest variety I found out you can even have your character, such as you have, be ex-KGB.

The sheer fucking DELIGHT of choosing that option is incomprehensible.

In my defense I'm more imagining of like a kind of Illya Kuryakin situation (of my head canon variety) going on here than anything. Soo.

still. i got my first giggle when the next briefing everyone is like 'nobody wanted us to bring you on because we're ass deep in the cold war and you're ex-kgb but you know'.

Because it is Black Ops there's little reason to take it seriously, because it is Black Ops there are going to be points it is going to be really funny to have this back story, and because of the timeline it is REALLY funny to be the ex-KGB person now actively working against Soviet powers. the mission i played last night the very first one after choosing the dossier was soviet intel. pft.

(the gender thing is a whole other kettle of fish of hilarity. I didn't forget that part. it's just this part is funnier to me.)