#elysium! at the disco

[holocephal1]

JEAN VICQUEMARE?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JEAN VICQUEMARE GOD DAMN FOOL INSULT GENERATING BOOTLICKING PRACTICALLY A CHILD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT OFFICER OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING JEAN HERON VICQUEMARE. 

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT JEAN VICQUEMARE I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP COMPLEXES WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET EVERYONE AROUND YOU LOOSE IS HE DEAD YET IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM SEEN TOO MUCH OF THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said jeanvic’s waiting inside i would kick god in the dick for the sole purpose of getting sent back down (piss removed for disco purposes)

if i have to deal with jean vicquemare speaking one more word in person in text in in game not only will i close the tab i will delete my file out of spite and have to replay the entire game again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i know EXACTLY why i hate him so much and i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some ACTUAL fucked up backstory to explain this if he blames it on fucking clinical depression again ill blow up this entire fucking room, survive and then blow it up again

BETTER have had him kill a man and feel responsible cuz if he didnt Im going to make him kill another one just for the guilt

paypal.com/IFuckingHateJeanVicquemare

Game’s not even about him. He’s in like three scenes, has basically no bearing over the plot, is literally the worst ever but *don’t forget about jean* anyway! 

where the fuck is jean vicquemare if hes still alive im going to remove him the joy of dying by his own hand

Rancid little guy 

ill punch vicky and i dont CARE if it does nothing because he works out to cope, get a better fucking relationship dynamic, i will explode him with my mind and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final case he kept on him at all times simply titled This Jackass Really Fucked Up in the worst handwriting imaginable

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

my buddy will ENSURE theres a date given for when jean died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had no fucking clue about how anything worked ever

[seagulljail]

[vile-images]

[ratbastard69420]

Man, I almost drank myself to death yesterday, I can't even remember my name, if only there was someone that could help me.

The the trustworthy and saint-like lieutenant:

[violetreminder]

I hope the "What if Disco Elysium was about a witch finding her cat in the mountains" post never leaves the gaming discourse vernacular. It will never not be funny to me bc it's got all the Gamer Entitlement™ levels of CoD bros throwing hissy fits about "woke" shit but instead of being couched in far right reactionism it's the exact kind of "Kingdom of Conscience" style liberal outrage at anything with conviction and beliefs that DE waxed on about. Like even chuds who get mad that the game calls you out for being racist interact with the themes of DE better and understand them more than Cat Lady did.

[algrenion]

The Insulindian Phasmid……..

[fascinationstreetmp3]

me when i recommend something to someone and they end up not liking it

[vforvalensa]

[deerspace9]

I like this witch cat finding game, very cute. However I think it would be improved if it was instead about a detective with a severe substance addiction who is supposed to somehow solve a murder

[matkatkitkat]

i started playing Disco Elysium and last night (the same day i started playing) i woke up to my stomach hurting so bad that in my delirium i thought it had to do with something from the game.

and looked it up…

i thought this was completely normal until waking up later after the pain was gone.

[aerplain]

harry dubois if he was a young witch trying to solve the disappearance of her neighbors cat in a small village in the alps

[holocephal1]

a doodle from @stressfulsloth's wonderful fic <3

[vioorel]

Some disco wash mouth elysium goobling

[giantpredatorymollusk]

the term "phasmid," meaning "stick insect," comes from a latin word meaning "apparition" or "phantom," due to the creatures' ability to hide in plain sight, and then move around and scare people.

the largest phasmids likely remain undiscovered; the longest insect known to science was a phasmid from a species that remains formally unnamed and undescribed, even since being captured for the first time in china in 2014.

a female specimen of the quasi-mythical australian species of gargantuan stick insect was sought by a curator of museum victoria for three years before he encountered one, also in 2014. upon realizing what it was, he says, “I started screaming."

[freyfromthea]

are y'all hearing about this? apparently ZA/UM split up into three studios and they're all looking to make a disco elysium successor which they all announced on the same day

they're also all calling the others fake cashgrabs so who's to say which one is for real