#elysium! at the disco

[holocephal1]

JEAN VICQUEMARE?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JEAN VICQUEMARE GOD DAMN FOOL INSULT GENERATING BOOTLICKING PRACTICALLY A CHILD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT OFFICER OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING JEAN HERON VICQUEMARE. 

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT JEAN VICQUEMARE I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP COMPLEXES WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET EVERYONE AROUND YOU LOOSE IS HE DEAD YET IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM SEEN TOO MUCH OF THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said jeanvic’s waiting inside i would kick god in the dick for the sole purpose of getting sent back down (piss removed for disco purposes)

if i have to deal with jean vicquemare speaking one more word in person in text in in game not only will i close the tab i will delete my file out of spite and have to replay the entire game again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i know EXACTLY why i hate him so much and i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some ACTUAL fucked up backstory to explain this if he blames it on fucking clinical depression again ill blow up this entire fucking room, survive and then blow it up again

BETTER have had him kill a man and feel responsible cuz if he didnt Im going to make him kill another one just for the guilt

paypal.com/IFuckingHateJeanVicquemare

Game’s not even about him. He’s in like three scenes, has basically no bearing over the plot, is literally the worst ever but *don’t forget about jean* anyway! 

where the fuck is jean vicquemare if hes still alive im going to remove him the joy of dying by his own hand

Rancid little guy 

ill punch vicky and i dont CARE if it does nothing because he works out to cope, get a better fucking relationship dynamic, i will explode him with my mind and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final case he kept on him at all times simply titled This Jackass Really Fucked Up in the worst handwriting imaginable

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

my buddy will ENSURE theres a date given for when jean died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had no fucking clue about how anything worked ever

[kimballmybeloved]

[vile-images]

[mirrorhouse]

me when i recommend something to someone and they end up not liking it

[giantpredatorymollusk]

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[freyfromthea]

are y'all hearing about this? apparently ZA/UM split up into three studios and they're all looking to make a disco elysium successor which they all announced on the same day

they're also all calling the others fake cashgrabs so who's to say which one is for real

[cpericardium]

[bumblebeebats]

Every time i purchase a moderately expensive item the Karl Marx on my shoulder is like "For shame... you purchase yet another pair of jeans when you have 5 already at home, you despicable commodity fetishist? In my time, a man with five outfits would consider himself blessed beyond measure, and yet you want for more, while there are children starving in the world??" to which the second Karl Marx on my other shoulder says "Objection! Those 5 pairs of jeans all wildly uncomfortable or have holes in the ass, due to the decline of clothing quality driven by the fast fashion industry, unfortunately making this purchase a necessity... Plus, by purchasing a slightly more expensive pair of jeans from an independent brand, seeking quality over 'brand recognition', they are deliberately trying to avoid engaging in conspicuous consumption!" to which the third Karl Marx clinging to my back like that beetle from Doctor Who says "Remember, my friend; the less you eat, drink, buy books, go to the theatre or to balls, or to the pub, and the less you think, love, theorize, sing, paint, fence, etc., the more you will be able to save and the greater will become your treasure which neither moth nor rust will corrupt — your capital. Buy the jeans," to which I say "I don't know if any of you have actually read Karl Marx"

[algrenion]

The Insulindian Phasmid……..

[finalvortex]

Sometimes I remember that "I'm so fucking normal right now" is a line from disco elysium. like that's such a sentence from a tumblr post to me but no. harry du bois said that. out loud. he would do numbers on here

[acapricorncreature]

Pin ONE Disco Elysium fanart and Pinterest got you on a list

[holocephal1]

a doodle from @stressfulsloth's wonderful fic <3

[heavensickness]

[menmysister]

“Hey man please make something normal at craft night this time”

[nakakabaliw]

trying to get through the day.