#elwin number one protector

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You can hate Keefe, you can hate Fitz, you can hate Sophie, Dex, Biana, Bronte, Grady- heck you can even hate Linh, Tam and Tiergan, though that might earn you a side eye. But if you hate ELWIN…I’m sorry but we simply cannot be friends 😔

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Elwin better not freaking die- KEEFE CAN DIE OKAY?? And this is coming from ME 😭

I’M SCARED WHAT IF TIERGAN OR ELWIN DIE IN BOOK 10

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I am devising a unit y’all. A unit dedicated to protecting Elwin Heslege. A Pure Hearted Physician, A Giver of Stuffed Animals, and A Father To All (but like not biologically yk and not to anyone in specific ofc *cough* He is not *cough* Sophie’s bio dad *cough cough*)

I never would have thought this day would ever come, but it has and the Elwin hatred disease is spreading- slowly but surely. Gather your weapons comrades, we ride at dawn.

This is a joke btw! Let me make this clear. We. Are. Not. Serious

This is basically a club for people who love Elwin a lot, that’s pretty much it guys :)

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if you had to start hating a character would you choose Elwin or Keefe?

My first ever ask and by one of my favorite moots and it’s this??

I thought we were friends @er-idkhehe :(

UGHHHH IDK! I can’t pick! Those are literally my two loves!! I can’t hate either of them! I don’t think anyone understands how insanely obsessed I am with Keefe though…like I think about him AT LEAST 20 times a day- I am not exaggerating!!

Okay with the small, little, itty-bitty chance that Elwin could potentially be Sophie’s bio dad (I highly doubt it) but if he is, then maybe Elwin??But only when it’s confirmed to be him! I will hate him like I hated Oralie. God, saying that out loud makes my heart hurt…HE WON’T BE HER BIO DAD THOUGH ALRIGHT?? It ain’t happening!! My baby would never!!

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can i join the elwin protection unit? 🥺

YES OFCC!! We need as many members as possible!!

Our mission? Protect our pookie!

You are *taps shoulders* officially an EPU member!! Welcome! :)

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Are you suggesting that there are *gulps* traitors amongst us??

Stay strong lads and lassies!!

if Elwin is Sophie’s father he’s so fucking screwed.

but anyway, fuck Elwin (derogatory)

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Can I join the EPU pls :333

Ofccc!! Thank you for joining!!

You are now *taps shoulders* an official EPU member!! Welcome! :)

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OOH

Should I kill Elwin >:3

Send off if I should do it

Oh God I adore Elwin, his death could possibly be the end of me…

Please kill away! :)

I am so in the mood to cry my eyes out rn

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YES YES YES!! He’s ACE!! My baby’s ace, I KNOW IT IN MY SOUL!!

Me thinking about how to make Elwin angsty:

abusive family? Overused

bullying? NAHHH

Pretends to be happy? I can see it

what’s love desperately but has been unable to truly love someone (sexually) and is in serious denial of being ace? Hmmm

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I knew someone back then, I think on the kotlc fandom page, that had convinced themselves that Elwin is Sophie’s biological dad and they hated him as much as they hated Oralie which is so freaking ridiculous because HELLO your theory isn’t canon!! Plus I’m 99.9% her dad is Terik. God that person pissed me off

You can hate Keefe, you can hate Fitz, you can hate Sophie, Dex, Biana, Bronte, Grady- heck you can even hate Linh, Tam and Tiergan, though that might earn you a side eye. But if you hate ELWIN…I’m sorry but we simply cannot be friends 😔

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Pretty much! I almost regret it- but if I seriously had to choose between either Keefe or Elwin surviving I’m picking Elwin. I’m his number one protector!!

I’M SCARED WHAT IF TIERGAN OR ELWIN DIE IN BOOK 10

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Yessssss Lotus!!

I am devising a unit y’all. A unit dedicated to protecting Elwin Heslege. A Pure Hearted Physician, A Giver of Stuffed Animals, and A Father To All (but like not biologically yk and not to anyone in specific ofc *cough* He is not *cough* Sophie’s bio dad *cough cough*)

I never would have thought this day would ever come, but it has and the Elwin hatred disease is spreading- slowly but surely. Gather your weapons comrades, we ride at dawn.

@er-idkhehe

@mysteriousmsfz

@daydream-draws

@kotlcphia

[lotusishere]

I WILL ALSO JOIN UNINVITED!!! WE RIDE AT DAWN!

I am devising a unit y’all. A unit dedicated to protecting Elwin Heslege. A Pure Hearted Physician, A Giver of Stuffed Animals, and A Father To All (but like not biologically yk and not to anyone in specific ofc *cough* He is not *cough* Sophie’s bio dad *cough cough*)

I never would have thought this day would ever come, but it has and the Elwin hatred disease is spreading- slowly but surely. Gather your weapons comrades, we ride at dawn.

@er-idkhehe

@mysteriousmsfz

@daydream-draws

@kotlcphia

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YESSSS!!

I am devising a unit y’all. A unit dedicated to protecting Elwin Heslege. A Pure Hearted Physician, A Giver of Stuffed Animals, and A Father To All (but like not biologically yk and not to anyone in specific ofc *cough* Sophie *cough*)

I never would have thought this day would ever come, but it has and the Elwin hatred disease is spreading- slowly but surely. Gather your weapons comrades, we ride at dawn.

@er-idkhehe

@mysteriousmsfz

@daydream-draws

@kotlcphia