#else that obviously (game canon or sonic prime or movie tails take your pick) he is just a polite 6 yr old baby boy who wouldn't hurt a fly | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

smartzelda · 3 days ago

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Pouring one out for the fox-boy (Tails) enjoyers who also hate watching people take every excuse possible to depict him as a lil uwu baby boy who doesn't know anything about anything and is super naive and is team little brother when depicting him in canon/post canon settings

#I'm not sorry for being a hater of Tails being characterized as being 4 years old #like come on get real. Movie Tails can hack into any system. he has a backpack full of crazy gadgets. he made his own universal translator #and none of team sonic treat him like a young baby boy child #His ass knows what romance is. His ass knows what kissing is. Knuckles and Sonic both are probably less knowledgeable and more dense about #sex than he is #do what you want in your own aus but by god he is treated as a peer of Sonic and friends and it's frustrating to watch people cherrypick #evidence so they can infantilize his canon appearances #edit: sorry not done. HE OWNS HIS OWN FUCKING LABS AND HOUSES. All over the world he owns his own property. He is the smart guy of the #group™. And y'all are gonna tell me. to my face. That he's so uwu baby boy and he needs everyone to take care of him because he's helpless #little bro who plays with airplanes and cars and is parented by his best friend #He is an independent fox who canonically provides for Sonic and yet every day I gotta witness people pointing at new Sonic media and calling #it proof that Sonic is actually his surrogate parent who sets his bedtimes and feeds him food and buys him clothes and leaves him home to #play with toys while he does 'adult shit'#I just can't understand it.#And I can see those people depicting him in a canon/post canon setting for any sonic media with *Cream the Rabbit's speech patterns*#You know full well that he does not talk like that. You know full well that he does not talk like that. But you do it to signal to everyone #else that obviously (game canon or sonic prime or movie tails take your pick) he is just a polite 6 yr old baby boy who wouldn't hurt a fly #and is oh so respectful to everyone and naive #vent post #sorry sorry done now. it just sucks seeing your favorite character heavily infantilized constantly for god knows what reason

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