#elon musk too if thats not too much to ask

[pawpunkao3]

Dear G-d please drop a beautiful grande piano directly on Donald Trump's head on an otherwise completely clear and cloudless day killing him instantly. Amen

[scudevils]

Just a question as a follower as your most recent post are you still writing things about Lewis? Who is friends who Elon Musk, who an employee reported for sexual assault and discrimination and Brad Pitt who assaulted his wife and children? And Carlos who has said racist and homophobic things in the past and hunt animals? Or Lance after his comments in the presser today? (Note I’m a fan of these drivers and don’t particularly even like ricciardo but the morality Olympics is astounding here)

*tw sexual assault*

hey lovely thank you for the ask! i actually do not write for lewis (nor have i), or lance anymore (and when i did, i hadn’t written anything for him anyway), and i haven’t written for carlos or f1 in general in a while (in fact im practically retired in that aspect).

i don’t believe it to be the “morality olympics” rather than men in privileged positions not using their voices to speak out on issues that actively involve them AND people they are associated with, and as a collective we are allowed to call them out for it. i am allowed to feel uncomfortable as a women, and i am able to speak out against these men who have shown they have no basic respect for women in their sport, especially those in vulnerable situations, like we’ve seen recently.

i’d like to also say that disregarding what you’ve said about lewis (and you are more than right to say that), he is the only driver that i have personally seen to have sympathy towards the victim in this situation.

also as much as i shouldn’t have expected more from these privileged men, i did, especially those who have sisters, wives, daughters, and ALL who have mothers. men shouldn’t need a relationship with a woman to have empathy towards us, that is what i meant with my hulkenberg comment.

i’d also like to mention, like i’ve said before, these are rich, privileged, mostly white men who have never had to fight for their existence in the sport, or the world, they are NOT a beacon of hope as we’ve seen time and time again with their politics because no matter how we like to paint them in the media, in fanfiction, its all a farce.

so excuse me, as a women who has dealt with sexual harassment and assault in what i considered my SAFE SPACE, just as i assume that red bull worker did too, i don’t feel comfortable writing for a man who have shown his ignorance more than once in the past.

daniel ricciardo is no saint, lance stroll is no saint, even lewis hamilton is no fucking saint and thats only looking at the ones you mentioned, lets not even get into the other drivers.

[headlock8222]

The time is now

We are entering the times of a dictatorship

Hang on to your beliefs and values you might lose them in the scuffle

Run as far as you can to the nearest shuttle

Before the brainwashing powers kick in and make you wonder “Has every tan person lived in mexico while every black man has lived in a Ghetto?”

Hide from the army men who “Didn’t remember their oath.” One they took to protect and serve the people, even the ones they care about the most

But by the end of the dictatorship it’s execute anyone thats not familiar with the White christian nationalists weekly bible quote

Grab everything that means something to you even if that just means knowledge and the truth

Take your books and hide them well before the temperature reaches 451 and is history is is no longer in the peoples use

Don’t let them approach you with blessed be the fruit approach them with its not George Orwell’s 1984 and we will let them know that will be our truth

Rosa parks once said I will not move so do not Budge from your seat till the right section disapproves

We do not look for your approval but instead what sets you off, disappointing you right winged bigoted fucks

we are the true american people standing up for basic human rights

to be able to do what we want with our bodies and practice our own religious rights

Now with 34 charges you would think we would have a women in charge and an orange pile of lard but instead he's the president who likes to pull the trump card

could've at least sat in a cell with Diddy and talked a while but instead we got a smile and the end to his trial.

With all those white parties there's no denying the truth

Through and through Donalad trump is a rapist and he doesn't love you

You can bet your tax dollars that he hides it from you

Just ask stormy daniels but remember the 130,000 incase you want to barry it to down too

Oh wait there's news, that 130,000 dollars was our tax revenue

washed down the drains used as hush money you all know it's true

all so stormy daniels could look pretty but not you

You think your money is going to be better used

just wait till he attacks canada it will be all over the news

Right now though the talk is on Elon musk's “rockets” he claims they will be unmatched and will power through even though it blew up over turks and caicos everyone left can see he's a fool.

Especially with his hand gesture Hitler used to do

Which is strange because hitler would have hated you putting you back with the rest of the black triangled men Now musk can’t cause any more feuds

Your body my choice is a wild statement especially for a man who doesn't have a wife, was doxed online and supports a white supremacy group oh was that to much for you

How does it feel to not be able to get away, to feel trapped in life with no way of escape Nick's statement means more to women, more than you think

Women who have been forced to give birth, raped, and beat people who have had to de-transistoin and hide there true self because people like him want to control them.

That's why four years ago the rights were pissed

They lost their dictator and got there panties in a twist

Breaking into the capitol not minding if they broke the security guards wrist.

This was the big unjustest on capitol hill that day

That Two boys were kissing and were being gay

Not focused on the problem at hand like the millions of families being killed almost by the years. While you eat at a restaurant were you and your wife sit drinking fancy wine and beers

Ukraine, pakistan and more are losing their homes and lives because of a war

But still are focus shifts to the murder of a billionaire killed by someone who was just trying to even the score

Trump won't do anything for the sake of his friendships even if the are Communists finest princess

For the people who are left and know the truth get ready for the war its upon you

[montiree]

hello voidlings.

i feel like shit today so we're gonna skip right to the presidential yapping

james madison was the fourth president of the united states, and thats about all i care to know about him. you can google his wikipedia article if you care, i'd only be summarizing it here, so to give you some information about this image (and perhaps the previous ones too) that are not nearly as accessible, I am going to reveal why these images came to be.

It all started at lunch one day in freshman year of highschool, when i was showing off some cursed elon musk thing i had photoshoped (sadly i believe it to be deleted although if it is recovered a post will be made) when my friend dared me to one up myself and create something worse. I had no ideas off the dome at the time and so i asked him for inspiration and he simply replied with a "i dont fucking know like a catboy president or something," which i thought was a fantastic idea and so i ran with it. a couple minutes later geowoge uwushington was born much to the horror of everyone i knew (i labored on him and perfected him over the next couple weeks, implementing changes based off of the horror displayed in the reactions leading to the one that exists in that other post i made).

now i know what you're thinking: why, if you were only dared to make one, have there been 4 presidents thusfar? to which i would say i got bored in sophomore year sitting in apush with @mukimokai and our teacher was yapping about john adams so i just kinda made that one for the hell of it. then after having made two, i had a basic formula and so whenever i had an excess of free time i had no idea how to use i would make another. it got to the point where it was no longer a great use of time, as i had gotten able to consistently pop one out of decent quality in about 15 minutes, hence why i stopped making them for the most part. these posts might inspire me to make more at some point, but i feel like ive made more interesting things to view and yap about, so next post might have a different focus than the presidents (although i still have some stockpiled for later use :3)

thats all for today folks catch y'all round

[jinxedwood]

I'm always bemused by how people are baffled by Elon Musk's words. They guy is all about power and money, that is it! There is no great philosophy behind his actions.

For instance, the whole kerfuffle about Elon Musk saying remote work is 'morally wrong'. How can he believe that, people ask.

Firstly, saying something and believing something are two different things.

Secondly, the real reason why Elon is anti remote work is because he wants to have complete power and control over his workers, which is why he has moved his headquarters Texas, a state with some of the shittiest workers rights in the western world, and he's also building a company town there to house his slaves workers.

So, what would it be like to work for a guy in an at-will state who not only not only employs you but also houses you? A guy whose known for flouting labour laws and firing people over night by email and locking them out. In twenty four hours you could be both jobless and homeless. He would control your life completely, like the robber barons of old.

But if remote work takes off, then his plan to force his workers to move to Texas and making them live in his company town, Snailbrook becomes a lot more difficult (yes, that is it's real name) Factor in the fact Texas now has effectively banned abortion and what female employee would choose to live there if they could work remotely from a state that respects their bodily autonomy?

THATS the real reason he's against remote work, because it's tanks his robber baron dreams and gives his employees too much free will for his liking.

Link:

[bitchvania]

Actually no himenoeatmyass Im not laughing about the destruction of my country's welfare state

[thatonegaybastard]

thoughsts on edens gardens characters except I think weird sorry if I missed some

Damon

deadass???

I like him I think having more if an antagonistic character as the protagonist is really fun I love that idea sm im excited to see where the story goes sm

I dont think hell die but if he does ill be really fucking mad

the blushing sprite is really cute

Eva

girl idek shes really interesting I wobder if shell be support to damon I think shed make a good support for damon

very good vibes!! I like the whole crow or rvane motif btw I noticed she has more red on her and damon has more green and theyre complismrntary colors sooooo

Jett

I love him sosososo much scooby doo.motherfuckinggggg guy. he has the laugh that ny sibling makes all the time to abnoy me the first time hebdid it I was like "oh my god" still love him tho. he is like art(uro). to me. they should meet

if he dies i think ill be depressed for a few hours and in pain throughout the entire trial unless he gets like executed where ill just sit there like 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨. and then be in pain. like in chapter one if danganronpa lapse

Toshiko

good vibes good energy

face reveal when?!?!?!

if she dies im going to expode and die in a car crash bit the car crash is me exploding and doesnt involve cars

Grace

of course her name is grace

love the colors!! and the visor!!!!!!

when I saw her talent I was like "art(uro)"?!?!?!??! but no.shes the opposite of art(uro). they should meet

Desmond

he seems chill I like him if he asked me if he could borrow five dollars I wou'm let him have five dollars. I would like to go to the beach with him and get icecream after ithink I eould like to be his friend if he was real. I am probably too chaotic for him.tbh

Wenona

im sorry everytime I see her I think "elon musk" im doing her dirty shes so mich better then elon musk

honestly dont hav emuch of an opinion on her tbh... shes there. nice that she feeds people

Diana

so true diana. I have a crush on her. but also thats a massive fucking red flag because everytime ive had a crush on a fanganronpa character theyve turned out fucking ballistic soooooooooooooooo yikes!!!!!!!!!!!

im ngl she is kind of boring. maybe a little bit. idk I cant think of much to say about her

Kai

go girl give us nothing!!! ignore this I just feel like this is something hed say. or grace would say

im ngl he is kinda annoying slightly I found myself getting a bit bothered by him.

love the fit btw I wishi could rock and outfit like that

pwople would be like "you look just like a kpop star" to him

anyways pathetic little meow meow no wonder hes a butterfly

Mark

um if he dies im going to commit homixide 😀😀😀😀😀😀

"call the fire bigrade grace" so true bestie pop off

I fucking love his hat I wonder why people call him nayhem... jett probavly gave him that nickname adorable

I think um him and jett are a bit gay for eachother slightly

Cassidy

I cannot take her seeiously with thsoe goofy ahh sprites everytime she does the fucking sprite thats like "waaaaaugh!!!!!!" I cant help but copy it like "waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaugh!!!!!!!!!" like "WOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAHG YEEEPERS CREEPERS"

that one fucking sprite wherre shes kike "hhhhhhhhhhjhhiyhhhhjdjdjdjdj"

shes not my favorite but she gets bonus points because black widow spider and in the second grade I made black widow spiders my personality for a few days so attachment to them

communist mr beast

Jean

no fucking clue what ti say here. why is he always in fornt of thst tree of ignorance huh.

I like hiw everyone has real aninals and then jean is just DRAGON

Ingrid

I do not trust her!!! I think she has serial killer vibes!!!!!!! She seems way too optimistic about all this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Suspicious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she is going to.kill one or more motherfuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ulysses

I thiught he was gonna be a douche tbh but hinestly im SOOOOSOSOSOOS GLAD HE ISNT I love him.I know ulysses came first but I cant help but be reminded of pascal as in my oc pascal everyytime I look at him. pathetic man

Wolfgang

I posted this then immediately realized I fucking forgot wolfgang difbdjshdvdvdgdhdgd so now im editing my post nobody had to know

um I like thats hes kinda the more protagy role! I think hes really sus thiugh because WOLFgang and hus animals a dheep also he had like the hope speech thing ig. idfk hes

Eloise

I FORGOT ELOISE FUUUUUUUUUUCK

I like her!!!! shes very sweet I love her I want her out of there get her outta here she deserves to be safe and happy

[helmarok]

more james hcs guys i know everyone loves me and my headcanons cuz im awesome and amazing

idk if i said this last time but he does have OCD. everywhere he goes he brings a mini hand sanitizer container. one big issue he has is that if they don't get to finish their motto, it eats at him the rest of the day.

he has a poison blood type (something i might have to expand on in a different post one day), which means he has a godly immune system and a naturally high immunity to poisons, even those that are fatal to the average person.

his parents are georgio and eliza morgante. yes i know its a play on the name morgan to make it italian and its funny for that. anyways jojo fans if youre reading this i named him giorgio as a joke too. moving on, they own a tech company called morgantech cuz im good at naming and theyre rich for it. nobody knows james is the son of elon musk and grimes cuz they thought he was a failure of a son so they never made him public.

some of his stims include hand flapping, rocking, whistling, humming, singing, leg bouncing, and sucking on candy, which he somehow has handfulls of at all times

they also listen to music a lot. they like upbeat songs, pop, and stupid love songs. whatever the pokemon equivalent of glass animals is, well thats their favorite artists all time. they HATE classical music and certain classical songs are a goddamn trigger cuz his stupid bitch parents and their rich old southern aesthetic

on the music thing, they always have headphones with them cuz otherwise theyd deal with a shit ton of sensory overload

him and meowth are besties that talk about their feelings with eachother at 3am while jessie and wobbuffet snore obnoxiously loud in the other room

theyre booksmart yeah but if it has anything to do with math theyve already accepted defeat

ok actually in the last post i said they ran away at 15 but i changed it to 17 cuz the gap between then and joining team rocket was way too big and annoying to put together

they sleep in a LOT

they like writing. not books or anything but more like poems, which isnt much of a hc cuz he said so in that one oak episode. they also have a little diary like a stupid nerd.

loves sweet tea

one of their hyperfixations is old cartoons they were never allowed to watch as a kid, and they sit down and watch it with everyone and is the happiest loser alive

maybe ill do a quick indigo hearts bit too cuz i oughta do that sometime i guess

in my au that takes place a while after journeys, theyre 37. they live in da treehouse with jessie, jaime, meowth, wobbuffet, and all the other pokemon including bewear. irrelevant to anything but they've won alola's first coordinator contest thing. their pokemon team for the events in kanto is growlie (now an arcanine), hidoide, mime jr, and carnivine, though growlie is less so on the team and more like a ride pokemon that stays out of its pokeball. basically hes gay married with jessie and theyre all on a vacation in kanto with the twerps for ash's retry at the indigo league. hes like family to them anyways, all the twerps are. their friendship with brock is especially strong for many reasons, one of them being that brock also lives in alola and works at the pokemon center, and because of his close distance him and james often have lunch together and talk about nice things.

i do have more feel free to ask me cuz im always willing to go off due to being mentally deranged. thanks for watching and be sure to click that subscribe button cuz only 10% of people who watch my videos are subscribed. your mom your mom your mom and did i mention your mom

[stevesharrlngtons]

32 with Roman

prompts are open 

an anon requested some roman angst a lil while back, and while this isn’t super angsty it kinda is? lol

also i changed the wording a bit i hope thats ok

Of course he was here, you really shouldn’t have been surprised. 

Roman had a tendency to worm his way back into your life, physically or mentally, one way or another. It’s like he knew when you were finally moving on, when you had finally pushed him from your consciousness, and decided that that was unacceptable. 

You let out a heavy sigh as you watched him enter the house party, a perky blonde slung comfortably under his arm. The mummers had started then, people whispering and peeking over at him and his date. Just because this party was outside Hemlock Grove city limits didn’t mean that Roman’s name didn’t have any lore or pull to it. You were sure everyone in the state, hell maybe the country, would stop what they were doing to follow him through a room. He had an incredibly commanding presence, something that you once loved, but now just resented. 

“Is that Roman Godfrey?” the guy you had been chatting up asked. 

He was good looking, this random man. Charming, always willing to refill your cup or dance when a song you liked came on. He laughed at your jokes and kept his eyes from wandering to any of the other girls that were in attendance, which was silly, but something you appreciated. You’d only met him a couple of hours ago, so any singular devotion he had to you was quite flattering. You were seriously considering taking his hand and asking him to join you in a room upstairs until Roman showed up and decided to steal his attention from you. This guy, this stupid guy who was the only guy in the party who you’d been attracted to even in the slightest, of course he would have a hard on for Roman and his family name. 

“Who?” you asked with resentment, drinking more of the swilly beer in your cup. 

“Who? Roman Godfrey? His family owns half the state! He’s like, a billionaire. How in the hell do you not know who he is?” he talks like an animated puppy about Roman, you can see as his eyes follow the taller man everywhere he goes in the room. 

You refused to look at Roman yourself, you just stared up at your date (if you could even call him that). You focused on the bumping music as he continued to gush about Godfrey Industries and Roman’s family money. God, you bet this guy talked about Elon Musk like this too… and suddenly you felt so repulsed by him that your skin crawled at the thought of him touching you. 

“You know what?” you cut him off from his rant, “I’m going to go out for a cigarette.” 

“Oh, OK. Want me to come?” He asked.

“No, not particularly.” And you were sure he was scowling after you and calling you a bitch, but you didn’t care. You needed to get away from him, his Roman complex, and all other Roman related things. 

You pushed your way through the throngs of people in the house to the back sliding door, where you exited to the pleasant gust of chilled air. It was a welcomed contrast on your skin after simmering inside with all it’s muggy body heat. 

The house that was throwing the party was really nice, nicer than any house you’d be able to afford. There was a large inground pool, complete with water features and a conjoined hot tub; an outdoor kitchen with a pizza oven and fully stocked fridge; and some of the most beautiful landscaping you’d ever seen. It made you wonder who actually lived here. One of your coworkers had invited you along, and you had only shown up to have something to do on a Friday night. You saw her for around five minutes when you arrived, then you’d both disappeared into the sea of people. 

You went over to the kitchen and took a seat on one of the built in benches. It was carved into the brick next to the pizza oven, and even though the oven was off, you could still feel some heat emanating from it. You pulled your knees to your chest and settled against the brick, temple to the oven as you enjoyed the silence the night had to offer. You took out your phone from your jeans and began to app surf, switching between social medias to keep your mind busy. 

“Now, what’s a pretty little thing like you doing out here, all by her lonesome?” you could see the smarmy grin on his face without even looking up. 

A part of you had futilely hoped that escaping outside would have thrown Roman off your scent. You’d up and completely left parties when he had arrived in the past, so you hoped he would have assumed that was the case tonight. But then again if he had, he wouldn’t be Roman. Because he seemed to have a tracking device on you, always aware of your whereabouts. It used to be helpful, but now it just pissed you off. 

“You’re such a little stalker, you know that right?” you sneer, refusing to look up from your phone. 

“Pretty sure you’re the stalker, (Y/L/N). Somehow wherever I go,” He trails off as he came to sit next to you, far too close for comfort, “There you are.” 

“Whatever, Roman.” you reply, eyes still glued to your phone as you huddled closer to the oven. 

“What? No snarky retort? No adamant denial? Man, someone’s gone soft,” he chuckles. 

“Or maybe I’m just sick of this little game you’ve roped me into,” you bit back, and you could see in your periphery that his smile grew. 

“You love it.” 

“No, you love it. It’s why you never fucking leave me alone.” 

He scoffs, but doesn’t say anything else. There is a long beat of silence where the two of you just listen to each other's breaths, of the sound of the others clothing scraping against the brick and the sound of your deft fingers against your screen. 

It reminded you of when you were together, of when you had been the perky girl under his arm and the one enthralled by his presence. It reminded you of the late nights he’d shatter your body with pleasure and put you back together again. It reminded you of the times that he'd lay on your chest and murmur secrets and confessions with tears streaking his alabaster cheeks. It reminded you of the ever present smile he brought out in you. 

It reminded you of Roman’s refusal to admit any true feelings for you. It reminded you of tense silence after fights. It reminded you of how he broke your heart. 

“That guy you were talking to? Tried to shake my hand,” Roman chuckles, “Fucking freak.” 

“Yeah, that’s why I ditched him. He probably liked you more than you like you.” 

Roman snorts, “He was practically humping my leg.” 

“Yeah, well he was practically humping mine before you showed up. So thanks for that.” you said bitterly, finally pocketing your phone and looking out over the groomed backyard. 

“He wouldn’t have known what to do with a woman like you.” 

“I would have liked to figure that out on my own upstairs, thank you very much.” you cross your arms over your folded knees. 

“C’mon, that guy? I could smell his drug store cologne from a mile away, and that fucking geled hair? You chose that guy?” you could easily detect the envy in his voice.

“C’mon, that girl? With fake tits up to her chin and boxed dyed roots?” you shot back fast, and then immediately cursed yourself. 

Because you had just played into his game, the one you had been trying for the past few months to eject yourself from. 

“She’s hot, isn’t she?” he drawls, leaning back against the bench. 

“If you’re into that 80’s fake Sports Illustrated look.” 

“She fucks like she’s straight out of Hustler.” 

“Thanks for oversharing, Roman. Though that information feels a little more suited for Peter than me.” you said sarcastically, hoping with every passing second that he would get the hint and leave you alone. 

But he never did. Not tonight, not last time and you were sure he never would. 

“You used to love when I overshared. You said it made you feel closer to me,” he nudged you with his shoulder and you felt sick. 

Because yes, you had said that. You had loved when he told you everything. When he didn’t hold back on his thoughts and feelings, and told you things that were sometimes so ugly he’d retch. 

“You’re such a dick,” you swore, and finally stood to escape him.

“Oh, don’t be like that! Sit back down.” Roman reached out to take a hold of your wrist, but you flinched away at his touch. 

“Leave me alone.” 

“Sit back down and maybe I’ll think about it,” he laughs while trying to grab you again. 

“How long are you going to do this to me, Roman? How much longer are you going to torment me!” you snap.

You look down at him for the first time all night. You had been avoiding direct eye contact since he followed you outside, afraid of what those sinful green eyes could get you to do. You’d backslid with Roman one to many times because of those fucking eyes. 

“Torment you? That seems a bit rash,” he scoffs. 

“I don’t think it is, I actually think it lets you off too easy.” 

“Yeah?” he replies, fully condescending and pompous. 

“Yeah,” you clench your jaw, “because it’s like you’re haunting me, it's like you’re this looming force that will never let me move on. And for the life of me Roman, I can’t fucking figure out why. Is it just to torture me for leaving? Are you that much of a spoiled brat? That once the toy you didn’t want gets thrown out you through a tantrum until it’s back?” 

“Fuck you.”

“No, fuck you! I’m so sick of this, Roman. I’m sick of being at a party or a restaurant or a coffee shop and then having you appear out of thin air to remind me of how much it all just hurts. Do you even care? Do you even care that everytime I see you it takes off a year of my life from pure grief?” 

Because it did. Everytime you spotted him in line behind you, at a table across the room or drinking at a bar you were sat at, you felt awful. You felt so disgusting and used and dirty, because you let Roman take and take from you and when you asked for something in return he refused to give. 

“Am I not allowed to see a friend all of a sudden?” he asks, his tone becoming defensive and worried. 

“We’re not friends. We aren’t. I loved you and you spat in my face. I could never be friends with you again, Roman.”

Roman purses his lips and looks up at you under his brow before pushing up from the bench to stand, “You don’t love me anymore?” 

“It shouldn’t matter.” 

“It does. It does to me.” he steps closer to you with every word and you finally feel the effects of the alcohol you’d had earlier. 

“Well it doesn’t to me, and it shouldn’t to you either. It didn’t then.” 

It didn’t matter to him when he screamed and laughed in your face after your confession. 

Roman doesn’t respond, even though you can tell he wants to. He towers above you now, but you don’t cower under his height. 

You watch Roman chew on the inside of his cheek for a few moments before you know the conversation is over.

“I’m gonna go.” 

You turned back toward the house and started your trek across the grass. 

“Wait!” Roman suddenly called behind you. 

You didn’t want to turn, and maybe if you were stronger you would have kept walking. But you did and you weren’t. 

“What?” you ask with a frustrated sigh. 

“I do, y’know,” he says, his posture hunched and uncomfortable, “I mean, as much as I can feel that way about anyone.” 

“Love me?” you shot back, saying the words he was too cowardly too.

Roman looks around like he’s embarrassed, like he’s looking for any witnesses that might find out he has a heart. Then he nods gently. 

“As much as a person like me can. I don’t even know if I’m capable of... that’ing. To anyone.” 

You knew this is an incredibly vulnerable moment for Roman. You knew from experience that this was as close as he had ever been to uttering those sacreded three words, as close as he had ever felt to feeling them. You knew that this should give you some solace, some closure in your ongoing battle of emotions with the tall boy. You should feel better. But you don’t. 

Because it didn’t change the past, and only gave you worthless hope for some kind of future with the only man you’d ever loved.

“Ok.” was all you said in reply. 

And Roman just nods again, though it’s clear that wasn’t the response he was looking for. You almost expected him to say something else, but he doesn’t. He just takes out a cigarette and lights it.

“I, uh, I’m still going to leave,” you say, rubbing your biceps awkwardly under Roman’s intense gaze, “I only really came here to get laid and that fell through, so…” 

“Well, I could fix that, y’know?” Roman smirks before taking a drag, and suddenly any semblance of a moment being had was.

“I’ll pass,” you say and bid him a silent goodbye. 

You walk across the grass, short and such a vibrant green, even in the winter. You wonder if Roman liked the landscaping and the pool and the kitchen like you did. You wondered if things were different, if you two would live in a house like this. You tried not to think too much about it, though.

When you were almost to the house, you heard Roman call out for you again. 

You simply looked over your shoulder to see him leaning against a brick pillar, cigarette between his plush pink lips.

“I’ll see you soon.” 

feedback is appreciated!! (:

[sidespart]

Scattered part 2

Part 1

Logince fantasy AU somewhat based off of tsubasa reservoir chronicles

This part is a bit shorter but I figure little and often is the best way to actually get this finished.

(Also in the original drawing this started as Logan and Roman def look older then they’re described here. thats not foreshadowing anything I just hadn’t decided they were gonna be wee)

Logan Sanders is a high school student who loves maths and cats and wishes he didn’t think Elon Musk is as cool as he does

(“Yes I am aware all billionaires are inherently morally deficient but he sent a car into SPACE Roman”)

Roman Prince is Logan’s best friend.

Roman is 5 days younger then Logan and loves singing and theather and getting Passionate About Causes.

They’ve known each other since they were both extremely small. Neither of them can actually remember meeting for the first time but their parents have many, many embarrassing baby photos to share.

People who don’t know them wouldn’t assume they were best friends - they’re the kind of friends who express their love through constant arguing and teasing. Who support each other by pushing each other.

Roman has big dreams and an over active imagination. Logan thinks most of his goals are entirely unrealistic and his life would be vastly improved if he could only Calm Down.

Logan is fastidious and takes forever to complete anything as he has to break it down into 1000 micro tasks which must be ticked off in order. Roman thinks he’s such a stick in the mud life is going to pass him by completely.

Neither of them are much good with other people (Roman being Too Much and Logan being Not Enough) but they’ve got each other. They get each other.

When they were little they used to spend a lot of time at this quirky old antique shop that’s equidistant from both their houses.

The owner is this older dude called Emile who was happy to watch them and would tell them stories about every single item in there.

Roman was always totally enraptured. Logan used to enjoy it but the older he got the more he found himself rolling his eyes at Emile’s stories. They tend to include a lot of magic and silliness and are generally NOT historically accurate.

Also he never seems to sell anything?? Logan once tried to convince him to let him set up an Etsy for the shop but Emile just laughed and said his shop was for granting wishes, not making money.

Logan worries about his business practices.

Anyway.

There’s this dance coming up at school.

Logan doesn’t really like dances or parties but he knows about this one because Roman got himself on the planning committee and hasn’t talked about anything else since.

Roman talks about the colour scheme and the food and the music and the lgbtq+ inclusivity posters he made unprompted. And the timing and the dress code and the drinks and his outfit (he talks a lot about his outfit).

He doesn’t talk about who he’s going with.

He does ask Logan if he’s got a ticket, and then WHY hasn’t he got a ticket and then WILL you get a ticket? For me? I mean, in solidarity with me and the planning committee?

And Logan does because he has a hard time saying no to Roman.

And. Because it’s kindve nice. How badly Roman wants him there.

(And because secretly he thinks it would be kind’ve nice to go to the dance with Roman. Like. Together together.)

He sort of thought maybe Roman was going to ask him. They were watching the Witcher - in their own homes but texting, (and then talking over the phone because Logan has a lot more video game v books v show thoughts then he can quickly express through type) - and Roman interrupted him to say “I needtoaskyousomething...”

-and then there was this pause where Logan absolutely did not hold his breath-

“ .... tomorrow. I’Il ask you tomorrow. Promise.”)

Logan tells himself not to expect anything. Roman could very well be about to ask him to pick up extra napkins for the dance or something. But he’s a little giddy getting ready for school anyway.

They normally meet outside Emile’s shop and walk to school together from there. Today, Logan is there first like normal. Unlike normal Emile actually has a customer - there’s a larger guy standing behind Logan looking at the window display.

Later, Logan will blame the fact that he’s too busy staring at Roman running to meet him, too busy thinking ‘I’ll ask you tomorrow” over and over, too busy standing there being dumb basically - for why he doesn’t notice the guy turn around.

‘The guy’ who doesn’t really have a human face. Or human eyes.

But he’s definitely staring at Roman too.

Bonus doodles:

[elonscult]

The Awakening - Chapter 1

I’m not sure if anyone will read this but If anyone does I hope you like it! 

I appreciate feedback:) 

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Chapter 1

I looked at myself in the bathroom mirror one last time, I was wearing denim jeans with a black blazer and a white simple t shirt underneath. I wanted to make sure everything was perfect, I had worked so hard to be where I am today and after all those years of working for my father I was finally the CEO of the tech company he had founded many years ago.

I walked out of the bathroom and headed to my office to grab my phone and some things I needed for a meeting.

A few hours passed by and the meeting with the board was as tedious as I thought it would be, I tried to take my thoughts away from the fact that I was probably going to see -him- later today.

Elon and I met years ago, when he bought a huge amount of shares of the company. I had always known him as a friend of my father but somehow in between one of his divorces with his second wife we had a fling, it ended when they got together again and it got complicated when he filed again for divorce just three weeks ago.

It all started when we found each other at a mutual friend’s party, I had never seen him in a casual environment and after a few drinks he finally gathered the courage to come talk to me, we talked and talked for hours until everyone else had left and then he invited me to his house to spend the night, I declined. And I think part of him was scared of not seeing me again after that but he managed to get my number and ask me out the next day.

I was hesitant about the whole thing, he had just broken up with his wife and I had always been careful about mixing business with pleasure but I figured a couple dates wouldn’t hurt anyone, I was wrong. We fell for each other really fast and one simple thing turned into this whole love affair, It took a couple of months for us to end it, mostly because of the fact that I was young and busy trying to learn how to keep a company alive and he was always traveling so we didn’t have time for a relationship and also there was the fact that he had the sudden realization that he was still in love with his ex wife.

That happened last year and we remained good friends but we couldn’t keep up with that friendship and eventually we just stopped talking to each other. That was our love affair. Blinkered, a nighttime thing, a dream thing.

I was waiting for him in my office, he couldn’t attend the meeting I had earlier with the other board members so he asked my secretary for an appointment with me to discuss some of the changes I wanted to make in the company.

At exactly 7:00 pm the phone in my desk rang, It was my assistant Mary.

“Ms. Vanderbilt, Mr. Musk is here, should I let him in?” She asked.

“Yes, let him in” I answered.

I took a deep breath and unconsciously ran my fingers through my hair to make sure everything was in order. The door opened to reveal his tall manly figure covered by some black jeans and his usual matching black shirt. He walked into the office as I stood up and we locked eyes for the first time in months. He looked so familiar and his presence was comforting my growing anxiety.

“It’s good to see you, Sabrina” he awkwardly said as he stretched his hand in front of me.

“It’s good to see you too!” I smiled.

A couple of minutes had passed and we were both sitting down. I was just explaining some technical stuff to him trying to avoid any subject not related to work. He was quietly listening, his gaze all over me while I read through the documents.

“Sab?” he interrupted leaning forward in his chair.

“Yes?” I answered still looking at the papers in my desk.

“Could you at least look at me?” he said.

“I’m looking at you!” I said.

But I wasn’t, I was trying as hard as I could to avoid his eyes. I knew that if I kept things professional then I would have control of the situation. I didn’t like not being in control, specially near him.

He looked tired and his hair was longer than it usually was but his beauty was still hypnotizing.

“I-I know I fucked up last time, believe me, I wish things would have ended differently”he sighed.

“Elon, “ I said interrupting him.

“I don’t care about this, I know you’re handling things well with the company” he paused. “I wanted to see you, I needed to see you”

I felt my heart skip a beat as I heard his words.

“Don’t” I said, starting to get frustrated.

“I know you’re in a bad place right now but I would prefer if we keep our relationship strictly professional” I continued.

“Fuck that” he said. I smiled.

“I’m serious”

“I thought we were still friends at least” he mumbled while he played with his hands nervously.

“We were- we still are, but I have stuff to do. I-“

“We can have dinner tonight” he interrupted “Then we’ll talk about things”

I sighed. I looked at him and I suddenly felt a weird urge building inside of me.

“I don’t wanna do this again, Elon. We really shouldn’t” I said.

“I know, but it’s just dinner. I promise. No hidden intentions” his eyes carefully looking at me.

“I’ll let you know” I said.

“We can do it at your place, then you can kick me out whenever you want” he said half smiling.

I smiled back at him. I really wanted to say no, I wanted to tell him that he broke my heart when he left and that I never wanted to see him again.

“Fine, but I don’t know until how late I’ll be here” I said, ignoring my pleading thoughts.

Elon left my office about half an hour after he came in and we agreed on meeting at my place later but I was starting to feel like it wasn’t such a good idea.

I parked in the driveway of my house and my heart started to race as I saw Elon’s car besides mine and the lights of the house on, he was already inside.

Elons POV

I grabbed the bottle of whiskey from the coffee table and filled my glass with it. I had a giant cloud of thoughts going through my head.

I heard the loud noise of Sabrina’s car parking in front of the house and a few minutes later I saw her come through the front door. My gaze naturally followed her, she looked even better than the last time I saw her, her black dyed hair highlighting the tanned soft skin that laid beautifully in her hourglass body, she looked like the epitome of perfection.

“Hey” I said “I- still had the keys”

“I figured” she answered taking her blazer off and placing it on a stool near the door.

She hesitantly walked towards the couch and sat down, her hazel-yellowish eyes now looking directly at me.

“I’m sorry… About your marriage” she said.

I looked away for a second.

“It was doomed from the start” I said.

“I know you wanted to make it work anyways”

“I guess” I said while I placed my glass of whiskey in the coffee table.

I felt the tension growing. Her lips parted slightly, like if she was looking for the right words to say.

“You can’t just show up one day and expect me to drop everything and fall back into your arms” she said almost angry.

“I wanted to fight for us but you broke up with me! What was I supposed to do?” I said frustrated.

“Because you were going to leave me anyways!”

“You don’t know that” I answered.

“But I do! And I never wanted to be your second choice” she yelled.

“You were never my second choice!” I yelled back.

Sabrinas POV

“Fuck this, I can’t do it” I said feeling tears beginning to form in my eyes.

I took a deep breath and stood up from the couch to go somewhere else away from him. It hurt too much. I felt him walk behind me until I reached the staircase and he grabbed my arm pulling me to make me face him, his warm body now inches away from me.

“I wanted to call you, tell you how much I fucking missed you. Everyday.” he said. I felt the urgency in his voice.

He slowly placed his hands on my waist, caressing my body as he moved them.

“Elon” I said, almost begging him not to come closer. The idea of kissing him still warmed my body.

So he leaned in and did that, he kissed me. I felt darkness fall as I closed my eyes and I noticed the world around me disappear. The office, his ex wife, our twisted past, none of that mattered any longer.

We were kissing in an attempt to squeeze the two of us into a singularity, a single fusion that would solve all our problems and allow us to be together again.

His hands now all over my back while mine were placed in his firm chest. He pushed me against the railing of the staircase as he intensified the kiss.

I wanted him. My whole self was burning with desire. My knees weakened as I felt his mouth all over my neck. I began to pull his shirt up and he moved his hands to help me. I noticed the small silver ring still on his left hand. I pushed him away.

“You missed me everyday but you can’t even take the ring off?”I yelled at him.

“Let me explain” he said.

“No! Get out” I said, angry and disappointed.

“Let me expl-“

“I don’t wanna hear from you ever again” I interrupted him.

“Fine! If thats what you want” he yelled as he grabbed his car keys and left slamming the door behind him.

I sat in the staircase as tears fell from my eyes while I heard him drive away. I felt his absence more than ever and I promised myself that I wouldn’t let him in again.

[sorryforpartyrocking]

re: Asks, because why not? all of the even number ones

you are a little bit evil actually

2. Nationality

i am from the us of a

4. Birthday

9/25

6. Gender

i am a "woman".... whatever that is

8. Your looks (add a picture or describe yourself)

10. What's your current job like?/What job would you like to have?

i work as an apprentice for an art company.. id like to work in animation in the future

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12. How many siblings do you have?

1 that lives with me

14. How many friends do you have?

i have no clue tbh

16. What do you look for in a SO?

a pulse

18. When did you have your first kiss?

😐

20. What are your deal breakers?

i have a lot. i hate being coddled or talked to like im stupid 💕 bad breath and clingyness are also dealbreakers

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22. Favourite food & drink

sushi and green tea

24. What was your last dream about?

i was in the french revolution and the local village people decided to guillotine me i dont remember why

26. Your dreams

to be the baddest bitch in the therapy waiting room

28. Any pets?

lizarr and fish

30. Any cool places in your area?

the lake with mutated fish in it

32. What is your last regret?

fuck if i know

34. Do you believe in astrological stuff? (Zodiac, tarot, etc.)

no but i think its interesting. getting pretty tired of zodiac tho

36. Your pet peeves

too many to list ♥️

38. Any scars?

one on me arm

40. Last 5 things from your search history

"what is an ikemen"

"cringe. is he gay?"

"hard rock nick"

"symptoms of polio"

"victorian child"

42. What do you daydream about?

i dont remember much of my daydreams lol. my ocs i guess

44. What's your religion/Your thought about religion

im atheist/agnostic i guess? i dont know shit

46. The most dangerous thing you've done

i threw hands with an adult man in my karate seminar

48. Some things you've tried in your life

this is too vague. i tried growing vegetables ig

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50. Favourite colour to wear?

black or white

52. Are you happy with your current looks?

sure ig

54. Any tattoos or piercings?

i have ear piercings thats about it

56. Favourite aesthetic?

i like punk

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58. Songs you're currently obsessed with?

thrust - ashnikko

dictator - rei ami

sugar daddy - qveen herby

yer killin' me - remo drive

alien blues - vundabar

to name a few

60. Favourite genre?

yes 💕

62. Hated popular songs/artists?

cant name any songs i dislike rn. fuck 6ix9ine

64. Can you sing or play any instruments?

i can play the drums and kazoo

66. Own any albums?

im poor

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68. Favourite movie/series?

howl's moving castle

70. Your fictional crush/es

😬... chile anyways

72. Are you a shipper? List your otps, if so

the word "shipper" makes me gag

74. A legend from where you live that you like

i don't think there's any :/

76. Can you share your other social media?

my insta is gucci_smarttoilet i dont post anything there btw

78. Favourite platform?

youtube ig

80. What video games have you played? Which one's your favourite?

ive played a fair share of video games. hollow knight is my favorite rn

82. Do you play board/card games?

no

84. Favourite holiday

halloween

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86. Would you use death note, if you had one?

haha yes 😳 im twisted

88. Could you survive a zombie apocalypse?

probably not

90. What would you want to happen to you after your death?

reincarnation would be cool

92. Who would you switch your life with for a week?

jeff bezos or elon musk so i can... well... you know..

94. Write 3 things about yourself - only one of them must be true

ive been eating spoonfuls of powdered sugar for a week and no one has noticed yet. i snuck into a girl's choir room in the 6th grade. i dont believe in "pants"

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96. Be a hero or be a villain?

villian but like one of those silly children's cartoon ones that only mildly inconvenience everyone then have a redemption arc

98. Shapeshifting or controlling time?

SHAPESHIFTING

100. comfort or grandness?

comfort absolutely

[elonmuskfans]

He feels more like a brand ambassader now like hes just a celebrity promoting a brand. I miss him giving presentations like that spacex on from 2016/2017 you know? It Wasnt made to look cool it was just like ’we are going to mars deal with it. Lately everything feels for show. Hes riding his celebrity but it feels like he is forgetting why he is one. It used to be genius rocketman and it was a earned celebrity, now hes just riding that but not providing the same—-

I Made this into one ask. Because posting 7 times is allot. Read below the whole ask!!!

He feels more like a brand ambassader now like hes just a celebrity promoting a brand. I miss him giving presentations like that spacex on from 2016/2017 you know? It Wasnt made to look cool it was just like ’we are going to mars deal with it. Lately everything feels for show. Hes riding his celebrity but it feels like he is forgetting why he is one. It used to be genius rocketman and it was a earned celebrity, now hes just riding that but not providing the same. I think his Hollywood girlfriends is a part of this evolution of Elon.’’’ I would not count in talulah in that category decpite actress since she wasnt so big when they met nor did she become that big during relationship- even tho i don’t think they were a good match.- amber wasnt great but she Didnt have a too big of an impact but the paparazzi Pics became normal./ grimes is great in some ways i think she probably is the most geeked out about his stuff/good support for his projects. But i think has contributed to this evolution of Elon the most. The met gala was a good indicater of what was to come, and what they emphasice in each other. They had only dates for about a month or two and choose to announce their relationship in such a big way- if this would have Been with amber who he dated almost a year befors announcing it, it would have made sense- but for a 1/2 month relationship? Its wierd / to each their own i guess? i do think she is good with the support but i think its not the support that is good for him, you don’t have to hype up someones ego if they already have plenty. I can’t lie and say i like her because i really don’t, but i remember when i first found out they were dating ( randomly not met gala) and i looked at her insta and it Said engenier/ some other stuff- i was so happy for him i thought it was good he was with someone at his level you know? But that ofcourse didnt last, i admit a part of my dislike for her is jelousy but i think they bring out the worst in each other- i initially fought she was okay her music wasnt my thing but she is artistic and some of them are good. She seems quite obnoxious grandios and self centered. Her persons is basically the bullied girl gone popular and doesnt understand that her music is her celebrity and not herrr, her tweets and her following fanpages is ofputing. She definetlely has power fantasies, she (from an outside perspective) seems like a voulnerble narcissist, we all have some narcissism but i recognice alot of behavior and stuff that i exhibited when i was 13/14, she acts tuff she said something about being perscribed medicin but not taking it, she Said she likes winning people over with music which could also be Tied to feeling impovered, i don’t think she understands that she isnt THAT famous, her attitude doesnt match. I think they have connected on their grandiosity, since Elon has started relating more to this. Trying to look cool. He is Elon musk. Elon musk the CEO. Elon musk the celebrity. And become less of Elon musk the engenier. elonthatsmartGuy that works really hard. I miss that. It used to be that he !needed! To be celebrity to get attention to his companies. Now it feels like hes more of a celebrity for the saké of celebrity, ive obsessed over him breaking up with grimes bc i miss how he changed.

Awnser:

I do agree with you. I have the same feeling. One thing that always stuck with me is the thing Justine his first wife had said... she said that there relationship went south when he started to treat her like a trophy wife without a brain. And it happend when he became more known. I feel like the woman he dated after her are more trophy girlfriends then girls who are a little bit uglier but have much more to say and are more interesting. Somehow all his relationship tends to fail when the woman he is dating have allot more to do or want to do more. Justine was busy with her writing, Talulah wanted to act more and Amber was busy with her movies and didnt had allot of time.. Grimes is always around him. And thats what he loves. He said in an interview that he hates being alone. Also she is a bit of a schock factor and it gets people talking. Kind of what you said.. it seems to fit a bit by his new personality of being a celebrity ceo. But i think everyone agrees with the fact that 2015/16 Elon was allot more fun then 2018/19 Elon. Because right now it looks like he is in the middle of a midlifecrisis or does everything pure for show.... Still love him tho. And hes still hot. 😅😁

[kvothe-kingkiller]

wtf is Nephelai

aight so if you’ve been following me for a bit you probably have Noticed me posting about the Thing I am writing which is called Nephelai.

so I thought I’d give a lil primer on it just for uhhh fun? I guess?

anyways. if you want it in a sentence its ‘gays out-science the competition’

if you want a little bit More info than that 4-5 word (depending on ur opinions on hyphens) blurb, here u go. I will put her under the cut so it does not clutter up the dashes of anyone who isn’t into this kinda thing. I am shit at brevity so this in itself is kinda long.

Just as far as vague genre/feeling stuff goes, it’s a sci fi and it kinda combines adventure with slice of life? Idk man. Its very much character based and a lot of it is dialogue. If you’re looking for pretty, poetic writing you’re not gonna find it here, I tend to just get to the point lol. It deals with some pretty heavy/dark stuff but I will tell you upfront that the ending is happy. There’s too many dark edgy books that end sad. Plus we don’t have enough gay stories that end well. It’s also quite R rated, though more in the violence/sweary way than the sexy way. 

Given that it does deal with some Rough Shit (child abuse, racism, depression, etc.) I have a list of all the chapters and their possible triggers here. (its at the bottom of the post)  I just put in general things but if you have a specific/more obscure trigger I would be happy to inform you if/where it shows up.

Also, just so you know, this fucker is Long. its at 180+K and I still haven’t gotten all the chapters out yet. As well as that, this is essentially a first draft. I know its slow to start and choppy in some places but currently Im just trying to get it out, and uploading the chapters as I go gives me incentive to do that, cause otherwise I’d never even get the first draft done. Basically I write a chapter, check for spelling and grammar mistakes, miss most of them because grammar is my kryptonite, then upload it. I will be editing it a Lot in the future. 

anyways.

Setting

The story is set in our universe in The Future. How far in the future? don’t ask because I don’t know. I don’t want a 2001 space odyssey situation. A lot of the technological advancements would take wildly different times to achieve so I don’t want to put a number on it especially because we are very bad at predicting how fast things will advance. It is at Least 150 years I’d say.

Humans have moved on from earth and colonized new planets. They’re still on earth, it’s just that they’re also in other places. Namely Mars and proxima centauri B which has been renamed Salus to keep up with the whole roman god thing (she’s the goddess of safety). Both planets have colonies from multiple different countries. Not all countries, I mean lets be real lichtenstein isn’t colonizing mars anytime soon. The two american colonies on both planets are Lincoln (Mars) and Roosevelt (Salus). The way that people travel between these planets which are v far away is through electromagnetic radiation powered engines and the use of man made wormholes. Let’s ignore relativity and pretend that when you get close to the speed of light your timeline Doesn’t slow down because I don’t want to deal with that.

However, those planets are not where most of the book takes place. The main planet they are on is Nephelai (shocker I know.) It is a planet with a small research colony on it. Before the colony was put in place, it was a barren planet with some water that was in the zone for life, and just didn’t have any. They terraformed the fuck out of it so the atmosphere is the same as earths then installed a Beyersdorf around it. A beyersdorf is basically a time machine. Anything inside it will have it’s timeline sped up. Uses some black hole jiggery pokery I don’t want to explain because it would be... impossible. Anyways, they placed some organic molecules on it and sped it up until life evolved then slowed it back down to normal time to go in and observe. It has tall mountains and a surface that is so hot that water boils. So all of the life lives up in the clouds around the peaks. Most of it is adapted for life in the air. Such as: giant borzois with wings and living blimps that are basically guppies. Its very cold and people have to have specialized gear to go outside.

Plot

I don’t want to go too much into the plot because... thats why you Read books, but I’ll give my best summary. Basically the main character, Nadia, is getting her masters in evolutionary biology and has to do a year long research project. She goes with her professor, Brenley, to Nephelai to do the project. While there, the planet is invaded by uhhhh neo nazis (whoops) and they basically create a hostage situation that is very hard to get out of in order to get the third main, Krupin, a celebrity trash man, to work for them and make some very dangerous biological weapons that his company’s products would be able to produce. Obviously they don’t want this to happen so they have to come up with a plan to escape. However a lot of what happens is more based around the emotional toll it takes to be trapped for so long with no contact to the outside world and the uncertainty of whether they’re gonna make it out or not.

Characters

Alright so now the characters. As I said, this is very much character based. So its more about their interactions than anything else really. Again, lotta dialogue.

Nadia Waters

She is as said before, the main character. A 23 year old dork who is a complete nerd (they all are). She is bi and also a bit of a disaster, naturally. Quite smart but doesn’t think she is, very loyal to the friends she has, and can be a bit shy at first. She is also stupidly brave to the point where its a problem. Her need for adrenaline is Real and she does very stupid things to get it. She describes herself at one point as “just a grad student with a very poor sense of self preservation.” While she doesn’t go looking for fights she will definitely stand up for herself and others and throw down against people who could very easily kill her.

Elias Brenley

Nadia’s professor, also a dork, also a nerd. A lanky french weirdo with an obsession for physics and a love for 80s music. Very spontaneous and doesn’t give a shit about embarrassing himself. He has aspergers and even though he is very smart and can do some savant-like tricks, that isn’t the only aspect of his personality (what a novel idea...) He Also isn’t just a ‘robot’, he cares a lot about others, especially those who don’t mind his quirks. Also I took the expected subplot of ‘male professor gets with female student’ and threw it in the garbage where it belongs cause he’s gay as hell. He and Nadia do become very close but it is 100% platonic

Feliks Krupin

Also a nerd, also gay (seeing a pattern?). He is pretty much a public figure as he owns one of the biggest biotech companies out there, Vozmet. Kinda like if you took elon musk and removed the asshole-ness. Annoyingly perfect in every way, charming, pretty, v smart, all those. Struggles with a good amount of mental stuff that most of the world doesn’t know about and came from a pretty shitty background. Him and Brenley have some History though at the beginning of the story they haven’t seen each other in 9 years. Tends to be noble to a fault and will sacrifice himself for basically anyone. 

Some other characters who aren’t the main three:

Kristina: The president of Vozmet to Krupin’s CEO and his best friend. About five foot nothing and has the appropriate amount of concentrated rage. She’s not mean, she just doesn’t let anyone push her around and knows how to get what she wants. 

Heidi: One of the only sane ones. Was determined by others to be the leader of the hostages so to speak and has Way too much on her plate. Is often the one voice of sanity or the one to actually get the others to stay on task

James: Drinks that respect women juice all day every day. Very nice. Doesn’t deserve this situation. Has a bit of a thing for Nadia.

Scott: Is the other only sane one along with Heidi. The doctor of the group who almost acts as a father figure to all of them even though he’s not That much older than some of them.

Saoirse: Dumb irish lesbian. ‘Nuff said. 

Links

so if you like the sound of any of that you can find it on 

fictionpress: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

or AO3 here

if u took the time to read this massive post, and/or read some, I luv u. *mwah*

[hagiographically]

Could you talk more about Stanford stereotypes regarding literally anything (idk majors?) bc they way how you explain them is literally so funny/good

lmao aw ily, you can always come to me if u want my opinion related to anything stanford (stereotypes about dorms, sports teams, greek life, a cappella ??) because i have A Lot Of It - i only wish i was more integrated with the school cuz most of my opinions are hearsay instead of personal experience

major stereotypes….hmm thats hard cuz there are So Many majors but i can just go with the most common ones and group some together, etc

engineering:

aero/astro - small department full of space nerds, most of them are in SSI, drones, i personally consider them very brainy and if i were better at engineering i would be aero/astro cuz i think it’s the next frontier. there should definitely be more women in it for sure

bioe - my ex was bioe, they’re a bunch of nerds but they have good enough hearts. they care about curing diseases and shit

CS - oh boy. ohhhhhh boy. here we fuckin go. honestly CS is barely even a sterotype at stanford cuz its such a dominant culture…..the people who decide what stereotypes even are, are probably CS. it’s gotten to the point where if i meet someone and they aren’t CS it’s worth noting. it’s gotten to the point where, in my psych/literature/communications/education classes, i expect the other people to be CS. i have so many Opinions on CS Boys because CS Boys are such!!!!a!!!type!!!! (and different from just, a boy who does CS). they worship the trinity of google, facebook, and microsoft. their junior summer internship is at least one of these. they buy into all silicon valley startup culture and they love elon musk and talk about venture capital when its really not welcome. they love talking about how much work they have and how little they sleep. all INTJs. probably virgos. there is also a subgenre of CS boy who didnt come into stanford wanting to do CS and ended up switching because its easier to be a CS Boy at stanford. they criticize the culture all the time. to this you can say, “it’s all right, craig, i know you just want to make money.”

CME - people major in this when they dont love themselves

design - i personally think this major is fuckin cool and considered it before i realized physics was a pre-req. the d school is thought to be d for douchey though because their whole shtick is so ~ideate~ ~prototype~ ~We Are Quirky and Put Post-Its On Walls~ but i dug it as a frosh. they can be kinda condescending, but theyre by far the most interdisciplinary dept in the engineering major (although its also full of white men who think theyre hot shit cuz they can use photoshop)

EE - again for people who lack self love, its supposed to be so fuckin hard

MS&E - white frat boys who glorify jordan belfort

ME - similar to design. live at the PRL. stay up till ungodly hours carving wood. somehow this is enjoyable. also white male heavy

who knows how the f to categorize this:

education - if i could do stanford over i would major in this. usually very diverse, woke, often come from underprivileged backgrounds so they want to make it better for other people and reach communities that arent currently benefited (unlike silicon valley or wall street :) ) i respect them because they do what they love and not to make $ although if educational engineering were a thing im certain people would jump ship. it’s also not in the humanities dept so i feel like theyre Above the stanford hegemony and i love that

earthsys - i considered a minor in this. usually sweet, earth-friendly people. white but woke. possibly queer. granola loving hippies and maybe some frathletes who want an “easy” major but not sure (im not shitting on easy majors. i have one. love ‘em)

generally i like girls in any of the engineering depts because they are dealing with sexism and doing it. the boys are oftentimes extremely self-congratulatory and will usually say something dumb about the humanities. even the girls will hit you with the “oh i wish i could study that!” about any non-engineering discipline, and it’s implied that what they’re really saying is “but i care about my future too much!” 

humanities/sciences:

AAAS/chicanx studies/asian-american studies/CSRE - woke poc who use lots of buzzwords and say things like folx

art - the people who major in art are usually more quiet than you’d think. we have an Artsy Type at stanf that are kind of extra (theta chi/EBF types, also very woke QPOC) but i dont think theyre art majors for the most part. i barely know any actual art Majors. lots of engineers just do art on the side

bio - i love bio majors because they are sciency but also get shit on by engineers so we’re in solidarity. they are sweet and study all the time and just wanna make the world a better place. there’s also the pre-med kind of bio who i would hate if i were also pre med but since im not i just kind of admire and fear them

chem - i like chem people much more than i thought i would. again a very small major and they just live in lab and have varied non chem interests. this year i accidentally became friends with like 6 people from the chem fraternity and i was surprised how much i liked them

complit/english - i was this major! english in creative writing are usually chill, interesting people. complit and english in literature…….it’s a shakespeare circlejerk and they hit you with the Discourse. overly educated white people. avoid the boys specifically but the girls can also be incredibly self-satisfied. maybe 50/50. but if you take a creative writing class instead of a lit class, the CW kids are usually awesome

taps - our drama department. they’re nice, but extra and intimidating. (also stanford theater is…..okay….not really as good as they seem to think it is yikes that was mean but) however, like with english, take an introductory class and you’ll meet very cool non-taps majors.

econ - oftentimes wonderful people! outside of class that is

femgen - same people as the AAAS/CSRE crowd except whiter. queer girls with undercuts. upperclassmen are intimidating to many. everyone shares their opinion even when its not warranted. my honors is in this

film studies - this was almost my minor and if i werent CW i might have doubled in film and comm! i dont know any film majors but if they arent a cole sprouse im sure theyre fine (they are probably a cole sprouse)

german/italian/french/spanish language or studies - spot the person who studied abroad!

history - like english, can be cool, more likely pretentious

humbio - the other premeds! actually humbio gets shit on alllll the time for being easy or having a fluff major, bio majors think they’re soft. thus, i like them. their course catalog is awesome and its a huge major but all the scary pre meds are straight up bio and humbios are softer but in a good way its a lot of sweet girls

intl relations - one of my favorite majors. usually very down to earth, the best of the IR/poli-sci/pub-po trinity. however, they can also be self-congratulatory for being So Woke and also they love to educate you when You Didn’t Ask

linguistics - weird, diverse people. very small major. similar to anthro, my old major. i love small majors they always have cute dinners together

MCS - a hard fuckin major. not as “Look How Smart I Am” as a bad CS. mostly quiet and stay in and study their ass off

math - love to wax poetic about the beauty of math. fun when drunk. not when sober

philosophy/MTL/classics - avoid. classics can be okay if it overlaps with archaeology because theyre just a bunch of nerds and they get really excited and its cute. phil majors would rather just educate you about how free will is fake and youre like tim can you please just get out of the way we’re in the dining hall and you’re blocking the cornbread

physics - Avoid. they think all other sciences are lesser. women and POC are ok

poli-sci - hit or miss. generally pretty friendly. very talkative. fun to talk to about Not Politics

psych - the best major hehe. generally liberal and woke and often queer. however, non-psych people in psych classes can be a nightmare (unlike english, taps, etc) and problematic as fuck. also sometimes psych majors are extra (exhibit a: me)

pub policy - probably in student government. im biased against it, but go in with hesitation. student government is by and large not as effective as they seem to think (however, a “woke” person in pub po might be cool because they will campaign for sexual assault awareness and economic diversity and good stuff)

STS - ohhhhh man. probably the major that gets most shit on at stanford. i think engineers think it’s fake. (humbio, design, and STS get shit on the most i’d say, because they are interdisciplinary STEM majors, so engineers think that they’re for people who arent smart enough to do hard majors. whereas with english or IR, engineers know they couldnt do it because they havent written an essay since 2009, so they offer grudging respect) a frathlete major. i personally like it because i dig interdisciplinary shit, but i don’t dig frat boys or athletes so i avoid. some of their courses are great but it does seem kind of scrapped together as a major and i dont know how people outside of stan see it

sociology - a small major, seems cool. stigmatized but not by stanford because stanford students dont know it exists. “dont you mean psychology?” no

urban studies - skaters? who knows. i respect them tho. i think they care about….like….architecture? and city development? its a very niche thing and i feel like it’s pretty hip n happening

[sariddomi]

q-&~a* <3

gEt to knowmE

//when you were born?

i was born on may 6 :) and im 15 right now so u do the math ok tehe

//what’s your full name and are you proud of it?

wait i feel like i shouldnt say my full name on here but its sara domingues, and im proud of it because it looks pretty i guess

//are you named after someone, if yes then after whom?

my first name isn’t really named after anyone actually!! but my middle name is named after my aunts middle name

//where are you from and are you proud of it?

omg im from new jersey; however, i live in canada 🇨🇦 i grew up here, so thats fun

and my folks are from brazil and portugal ~

//do you love playing any sports, or just watching it?

i used to play sports a lot ! i only really watch it now though - stuff like soccer, figure skating, hockey, dance, rhymthic gymnastics n volleyball

i dont watch it religiously tho its always on the tv tho

//which one is better, basketball or baseball?

basketball because tyler joseph likes it yes

//who is your favorite person in modern history?

I HAVE A LIST

my fav people ever:

claudia

tyler joseph

josh dun

chris hadfield

elon musk

sasha velour

brendon urie

neil armstrong

dan and phil

eugenia cooney

sikowitz from victorious

tom holland

boyinaband

blaire white

quackity

pewdiepie

demi lovato

i cant pick tehe cause all these people have either impacted my life or set an example for me or inspire me

//who is your favorite writer in modern history?

uhhh tyler joseph since he writes music but most of the books i read are from before the 2000s i think! i read stuff like the chronicals of narnia, the hobbit n the lord of the rings and i LOVE to kill a mockingbird

//who is your favorite musician from 20th century?

i wish i knew :-(

//which one you prefer, Daft punk or Gorillaz?

GORILLAZ

i love the visuals in their music videos and ive heard a handful of songs and its always a bop

//do you love animals, if yes then which one you love most?

i love animals !!!!!!! my favourites come down to pigs, turtles and polar bears

i want a dog too :p

//do you have children? and how many?

yes totally i have 10 kids all called ned

//if you have children, what’s their name?

they are ned

//how many children do you want to have?

uhhh i don’t think i want children in the future but i have an open mind i guess im only 15 tho so like

//are you married or single, and why?

im single because im not really interested in dating right now :-) i prefer hanging out with a group of friends and focusing on myself and hobbies

//if you are not married, when are you going to get married?

bro when someone asks me hehe

//what is your favorite drink of all?

gUARANA its the best brazilian drink and i love coconut bubble tea too

//do you have favorite basketball player?

not really except tyler joseph

//what is your greatest achievement in high school?

im only a sophomore now but i got a 95 on my science exam and a 91 on my french so yay me

i may come across as not the brightest, but im a scholar guys !!!! :)

//are you proud of your points in high school?

wait a second there’s points in high school?

//DO you want to have a business?

idk do you

//which business you want to have and why?

i probably would want to sell little knick knacks or cute clothes or books looool

//what is your most favorite scene from movies?

i feel like when a character is finally at peace with themselves or when those scenes where characters join together for the greater good

(i love marvel so i also love the fight scenes with cool music)

//if you love snakes, which one is your favorite?

i dont kno any snakes sadly

//do you love music? Which genre is your favorite?

i love music ! my favourite genre is probably rock and alternative but i do listen to pop a lot too. i have a spotify i’ll shoutout later but im really into twenty one pilots ~

//which one is your favorite: old school rap or today’s new age rappers?

uhh i don’t really listen to rap but i think both are equally good

i think i probably listen to old school more though since i listen to the old radio stations my dad has on in the car

//how tall are you? have you dreamed being ever taller?

i believe im around 5’5, my class measured me though and said im 5’3.7 or smth so i dont kno but guys i promise you im 7’1 so now my dream of becoming a basketball player is coming true

//what is your favorite number and please tell us, why?

i like the number 6. its my birthday and its cool

//have you ever been on any bridge? do you like bridges?

i dont actually think ive been on a bridge besides in a car. bridges sound cool though i like the ones with the water below them, its nice to see the people in their boats and stuff. also the architec for bridges are sick. engineers and architects and artists really outdo them selves with those structures man.

//do you have fear of anything?

im scared of butterflies, those things r hairy.

im also scared of being judged cause i feel not good enough at certain things that people judge me lol

//where are you working right now?

no where im unemployed but i want a job :(

//have you ever dreamed of being successful lawyer?

not really, im too open minded to do it. so i’d probably end up defending the wrong person. i think id want to be a psychiatrist !

//where do you want to travel?

definetly the uk and new zealand and japan

//have you ever been in Europe? where?

i’ve been to europe !! i’ve visited portugal, spain and france :-) i have family around there so like

//do you love history? did you have high grades in history classes?

history is super interesting! i find it fascinating to learn about our past but it’s also kind of sad

i did have high grades looool i loved my history teacher

//how do you describe yourself?

In case you haven’t noticed, I'm weird. I’m a weirdo. I don't fit in. And I don't want to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That's weird.

//can you describe yourself in just 3 words?

empathetic, funny, a good friend?

//what are the most powerful 3 words that changed your life?

ill give you 2

stay alive

//who you admire the most, mother or father?

both! they’re super cool and have interesting stories

//do you have siblings? How many?

i have 2 sisters and 1 half sister teehee

//how many books do you read during summer vacations?

i read a few. i did online school so i didn’t have much time this year.

//how many books you have read in 2017?

wait its not 2017

//who is your favorite male Youtuber?

pewds, quackityhq, dan n phil and mr beast

//who is your favorite female YouTuber?

i think jenna marbles or my sister

//who is your favorite comedy movies actor?

danny devito

//what was the reason you cried the last time?

i forgot but i think its cause i wanted a salad

//what is your favorite moment from childhood?

when i got lost at walmart and they had to announce my name and my mother and fathers name on the PA