#elijah my parasocial boygirlfriend my cherry tomato elijah 💗

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I feel like I remember a post abt u being in a band… am I crazy? like as the singer? do you sing?? I feel like I’m misremembering… lmk. I’m going crazy kinda.

LOML 💖💖💖 hi yes okay so u might be talking abt this post, which is a Fake Funsies band thing me and some moots came up with <3 But. not many people know this and official sara lore moment but i Am in a band irl. like Actually. we play coffee shops and restaurants and we've even played a couple indie concerts! we've opened for a popular indie artist once too so that's Cool. we're not on social media as of now so 😭😭 but we're called 'The Jawaan Ashiquis' which is hindi for 'The Young Lovers' and i'm the artist, and three of my friends are the bassist, drummer and guitarist!!!! it's a ton of fun 💕 idk why i never told anyone here ig i wanted to remain Mysterious 😭😭 anyway. yeah sara lore. i sing. i'm in a band as the singer. yeah 💗

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congrats on 600 bff <3 unsurprising news on my part but yk how it is. like… of course the nicest and most lovely person on the app has 600 followers?? why aren’t we at 1 million by now 🙄

anyway. biting u and giving u a big long hug and holding ur hand and giving u tulips 🌷 and giving u my beating heart <3

its my best friend for life my lifeline my heart elijah EVERYBODY CLAP!!! elijah ilysm but like i said. i will Murder you. being sweet to me at 3 pm......im gonna be put in a mental asylum. elijah you are inadvertently sending me back to pennhurst.

anyway hugging you hugging you hugging you and giving you a whole bouquet 💐 and holding your hand so tight that it Breaks and ripping out my heart to give it to you btw 😚. not like we're soul bonded or anything 🙄

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Bold of u to say “me & who” in the tags of a post undeniably abt me & you <3 🫂

........I Love You So Much i've gone back to pennhurst because i need to be put in a mental asylum because i have gone Feral and Rabid after reading that.....yes it Was about me and you 🫀🫀🫀🫀🫀 (geddit?) we are so soulmatism im gonna cry.

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when u and the love of ur life start calling each other by terms of endearment as a competition and just. Continue. anyway @http-byler elijah, babe, how you doing?

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out of context screenshots of me being Incredibly, Undoubtedly, Stupendously normal about elijah @http-byler 😊

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“wish I had the ability to attract any transmasc in a five mile radius” baby. am I not enough for you 🧎‍♂️💔🧎‍♂️💔🧎‍♂️💔🧎‍♂️💔

PLEASE 😭😭 elijah u are More than enough but also consider u are 66273637336633 miles away from me 😔👎🤧 also i meant solidarity transmascs whom i can go mens clothes shopping with and have Platonic talks with everyone knows that ur my boygirlfriend . 👁️👁️

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local writer / singer after his super cool and awesome soulmate compliments him and calls HIM awesome when he's the absolute coolest.

I feel like I remember a post abt u being in a band… am I crazy? like as the singer? do you sing?? I feel like I’m misremembering… lmk. I’m going crazy kinda.

LOML 💖💖💖 hi yes okay so u might be talking abt this post, which is a Fake Funsies band thing me and some moots came up with <3 But. not many people know this and official sara lore moment but i Am in a band irl. like Actually. we play coffee shops and restaurants and we've even played a couple indie concerts! we've opened for a popular indie artist once too so that's Cool. we're not on social media as of now so 😭😭 but we're called 'The Jawaan Ashiquis' which is hindi for 'The Young Lovers' and i'm the artist, and three of my friends are the bassist, drummer and guitarist!!!! it's a ton of fun 💕 idk why i never told anyone here ig i wanted to remain Mysterious 😭😭 anyway. yeah sara lore. i sing. i'm in a band as the singer. yeah 💗