#ek baar bhai

[crookedneighbour20]

need my future bf to serenade me with bholi si surat aankhon me masti at least once-

[chal-jeete-hai]

@raindropsofloev @estersylvia @celesteablack guyssss IT WAS SOOOO FUN

[girlivealwaysbean]

I FAINTED BECAUSE OF LOW BLOOD PRESSURE?????? LMAO

[reputationstaylors]

what is my moms problem omg im going to crash out 😭

[roimp]

kardo call to my dad tell him ki nahi kiya maine ye learn kyuki nahi hoga merese have you seen this what the fuck is this can organic chem seriously die i am happy with inorganic

[martian-astro10]

Sometimes...... people comment on my posts and say shit that I've already said many time before and it's genuinely the most annoying thing ever. Have i not made 1000 posts saying that astrology is not everything? Have i not made posts talking about how so many celebrities with shit placements have a good life? So why are you coming in my comment section and acting like I've never talked about it?? People are so annoying oh my god. I can't. Like you blind father fucker, when the fuck did I say this. We had this teacher in 8th grade and when we scored badly on a test she would yell at us and say "you all are going to be dustbin cleaners" and I feel like I'm slowly starting to become like her. First, go to college and do a group project with idiots who don't contribute then open Tumblr and deal with even MORE idiots. There are so many followers of mine who i have a soft spot for but others just make me want to pull all my hair off. Ek hi baar same cheez kyun bolni padhti hain, chutiye, gawaar log Bhai, itna gussa aata hain.

[phuljari]

social media au! part 3

summary : khushi is a model and influencer; arnav just seems to stumble upon her profile one day— not so much by accident. (or what if khushi fell in love at first sight?)

warnings : just some hindi/hinglish, cussing in both languages. deliberate typos. online stalker!shyam. ghosting

a/n : i am...trying something new (by using the word prompts) #IPK 13th Anniversary Fiesta @arshifiesta

anjaliiiii.r

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anjaliiiii.r Pooja ki thal vakai me tayyar thi @/nandiii !

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nandiii Haan di, mujhe toh laga aap khazaam kar rahe the lekin aapne toh mere liye kutta bhi liya tha diiiiii, thank you so so much😭😭😭

⤷aakash_r NK bhai "khazaam" nahi "mazaak"

⤷aakash_r Aur woh "kurta" hai "kutta" nahi

⤷nandiii Aakash tumhe kisi ne nai bola gaand adane

⤷arnavsinghraizada NK! (comment deleted)

⤷nandiii i meant *taang nannav, tum bhi na

⤷anjaliiiii.r Chotte tum toh rehne do, humne aur kharab chize suni hai tumhare muh se (comment deleted)

mahendrarudrapratapsinghraizada E sab ki kaa zarurat rahi anjali bitiya *smh*

⤷hellohibyebye kaahe nahi? aur e *smh* ka hai haan?

⤷mahendrarudrapratapsinghraizada shake my head

⤷hellohibyebye shakiya liye ho toh meaningwa bhi bata dete 😒

gulabo_devyani Aap. Kaa. Ee Ghar ma Swag.at hai

hari_prakash THaal humne sajayiee 🪔

user1 beautiful family

⤷user2 is he related to ASR?

⤷user3 he's an australian actor

iMessage

Arnav: Di Instagram pe toh mujhe "chotte" karke mat bulao!

Anjali: Kyun? Chotte?😂

Arnav: Di please wo comment delete karo

Anjali: Aisa toh kya ho gaya chotte?

Arnav: Di aapko pata hai meri wajah se kitne log aapko bhi follow karte hai

Arnav: Unko aisi comments dikhegi toh kaisa lagega

Anjali: Theek hai! Hum karenge agar tum bhi karoge

Arnav: Fine! Done! Ab khush?

Anjali: Haan... bohot KHUSHI hui chotte 😂😂

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divalavanya

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divalavanya Some of us were working while others were having date nights 😒 @/thekhushigupta

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shyamjha khushiji kya ye sach hai

⤷shyamjha bataye khushiji @/thekhushigupta @/titalya_k

hari_prakash yzxcv----000000000

⤷user1 snd bubs

user2 lavanya where is your beautiful face?

thekhushigupta shhh 🤫

⤷payaliyaaa Khushi??

⤷guptagarima Khajur khai ho kaa Khushi? Hum bheje kya tumhare liye?

user3 what's that camera model?

titalya_k

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titalya_k did i mention that i love jalebis?

#foodlover #foodie #eatingmyfeelingsaway #lostinareverie

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payaliyaaa Haan sabko pata hai!

⤷titaliya_k 👀

divalavanya Your gol gol baatein and gol gol jalebis 😵‍💫

guptagarima Khushi kitni baar bola hai bahar ka mat khaya kar! Sunti nahi hai bilkul

shyamjha khushiji bas ek baar aap humare messages padh lijiye

iMessage

Khushi: gol gol baatein kya?

Lavanya: Kya?

Lavanya: Oh

Lavanya: You didn't say what happened post ~sliding into his dm's~

Khushi: so

Khushi: i clearly didn't take your advice and

Khushi: i should've listened to you 😔

Lavanya: Babee😔😔

Khushi: he agreed to go out with me and i was so excited

Lavanya: Uh oh

Khushi: but then i found out that his cousin was in town and he was just trying to avoid him 😭

Lavanya: That's... not good

Khushi: and he said he's excited for our collaboration and it was really nice to get to know each other before we start working together 😭

Lavanya: 😶

Khushi: 😭😭😭

Lavanya: Babe don't stress eat please, you know that sugar isn't good for you right?

Khushi: .....

Khushi: don't take away my only coping mechanism😔

(1) new messages from arnavsinghraizada

arnavsinghraizada: So you love jalebis?

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(2) new messages from arnavsinghraizada

arnavsinghraizada: You know that I can see that you've left me on seen right?

arnavsinghraizada: And it is usually me who leaves people on seen

thekhushigupta: who doesn't?

arnavsinghraizada: ??

thekhushigupta: who doesn't love jalebis?

thekhushigupta: wait

thekhushigupta: pls don't tell me you're one of those freaks who doesn't eat jalebis??

thekhushigupta: sorry i cannot continue working at a place where my values are mismatched

arnavsinghraizada: I don't eat jalebis and...you haven't started work yet

thekhushigupta: and i wont??? wdym you don't eat jalebis?

arnavsinghraizada: Don't worry. I'm not one of those freaks who hates jalebis.

arnavsinghraizada: I have diabetes

arnavsinghraizada: So I can't

thekhushigupta: oh, i'm sorry

thekhushigupta: makes sense

arnavsinghraizada: What?

thekhushigupta: you don't eat sweets so how can you even talk sweetly?

arnavsinghraizada: What the-

thekhushigupta: ngl i thought you were too good to be true, i should've known

arnavsinghraizada: Known what?

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iMessage

Arnav: Aakash

Aakash: Yes bhai?

Arnav: What does it mean if someone leaves you on seen?

Aakash: 🤣🤣🤣

Arnav: 😒

Aakash: Bhai, it means you got ghosted!

Arnav: Huh?

Aakash: It means she doesn't want to talk to you anymore

Arnav: But why?

Arnav: Wait! How did you know "she" doesn't want to talk to me?

Aakash: 🫢

Arnav: Di told you???

Aakash: Everyone was asking where you were...

Arnav: Wtf does everybody know???

Aakash: We didn't know it was hush-hush

Arnav: It wasn't

Arnav: Tell me NK doesn't know

Aakash: 😶

Arnav: Fuck

Aakash: Kya farq padta hai bhai?

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Arnav: DI!

Anjali: Kya hua chotte, chilla kyu rahe ho?

Arnav: Aapne Khushi ke baare me sabko bata diya?

Anjali: Nahi batana tha kya?

Arnav: Aapko pata toh hai di

Anjali: Kya?

Arnav: Nevermind

Anjali: Naniji puch rahi hai ki Instagram pe @/thekhushigupta hai unke saath tum gaye the kal bahar

Arnav: Haan

Arnav: WAIT NO

Anjali: Too late chotte 😂

Arnav: 😠

Anjali: 😂😂😂

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thekhushigupta well, at least the outfit slapped (I couldn't)

#aboutlastnight

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usershyam khushiji aap bilkul apsara lag rahi hai

theshyamjha khushiji pls call me, humne aapko apna number bheja hai dm mein

shyamjha khushiji hume pata hai aap kaha rehti hain

gulabo_devyani Toh e pasand. rahi . chotte ki Anjali bitiya

⤷hari_prakash Ji nani ji, abhi bula ke laaye

anjaliiiii.r Khoobsurat 💖

hellohibyebye e ka pehni ho?? phati saree???

⤷nandiii It's the new fashion mausi ji 😌

arnavsinghraizada Interesting choice of words

⤷thekhushigupta 😏

TBC

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[letmepleasestudy]

bhai ye bio ki teacher itna slow kyu padhari hai. pichle ek ghante mein microbes ke baare mein kam bataya hai aur khidki ke bahar zyaada dekhA hai.

[whatsleftofdishaa]

Ek baar mein sabko happy holi krdeti hoon iske baad kisi holi post pe nhi react krungi...happy holi sakhas and sakhis 💛

@kabhi-kabhi-aditya @alhad-maharani @anarkali-disco-chali @letmescreamwhatifeel @om-is-not-ok @btw-its-tamanna @hawa-hawaiii @hauxicrook @ishu-phobic @sukhee-gulab-ke-phool @sufiiiiiiii @shadowseductress @vomentallyunstableladka @paapi @biharanbitch @aapki-shayara @manincaffeine @mmwiddc (Nikamma bhai ka url ni pta itne to url badalte hai 🥲)

Iske aage koi url nhi yaad itni hi shamta thi meri 😔

[kishmishorkissish]

Bhot ho gyi ishman ke baare mai baat now let's talk bout this fandom, to yha alg alg type ke log hai mainly to 2 type ke hai.

Correct me if am wrong..

1. Jinko ishman ki frndship psnd hai aur unke bond ko dekhna chahte hai, isme aata hai simple edits undono ki, no Wattpad no Tumblr .

2. Isme aate hai shippers , vo unko ship krte hai as soulmates platonically (more) romantically (less) ye jo log hai vo dekhte hai inki ship videos jyadatar..

3. Ye log vo hai jo ishman ko ship krte hai romantically jyada aur platonically km , ye log thoda Twitter vi chla lete hai aur Wattpad pai ffs vi padhte hai ,

Aur jo ffs padhte hai unme se mostly like to read smut ones 💀 , aur inka hai ki agr ishman frnds hai to vi theek aur agr vo dono bfs hai to aur acha .

4. Inme aate hai tejasvi log jo ishman ko religiously follow krte hai , unko ship vi krte hai , ffs vi padhte hai Twitter pai vi hai aur Tumblr pai vi hai , but ek din inlogo ko realisation hoti hai ki oh myyy gawdd ye humne kya kr diya fer ye kehte hai ab hum ye bnd krdenge falana dhimkana, like mujhe koi vo nhi hai but bhai pehle hi yaad krlete to itna guilty ni hote na tum , and if the things get overwhelming feel free to leave this..😌☺️

5. Isme aate hai vo log jo ishman ko ship krte hai , unki edits banate hai time nikal ke , Tumblr chalate, Twitter pai vi defend krte hai ffs vi likhte hai , aur most hated vi yhi hote hai , ab ye Mt puchna ki hate kon krta hai tum logo ko pta hai. Aur ye log aise hai ki kuch vi ho jaaye they trust the ship (which I personally love the most) even after getting soo much hate😌😌😌 aur ye nhi hai ki agr ship sink hogyi to ye log gussa honge ulta support karenge, and they know the line between delulu and tha reality and still certains bark on them��💀💀 . But these people remain the same 😌☺️

6. Ye log ye upar waale sbka mix hote hai 💀, aur sbse ache vi vahi log hote hai , (mai vi unhi logo mai se hu ,khud ke muh se khud ki tareef 💀💀💀,)

Aur maine ye notice kiya hai ki most of this fandom consist of the the teens , to ye un logo ke liye hai , like agr koi cheez ho rhi hai fandom mai aur tum log usski vjah se bother ho rhe ho to break lelo okay tumhara apna vi hai usko vi dekhna hai na , aur ye sb to chlta rahega to apne pe jyada jor mt daalo🎀🎀💞

Aur baakiyo ke liye vi ki agr Tum kisi ship mai ho to ek baat dhyaan mai rkhna ki ya to ship sail karegi vrna Titanic banegi 💀💀 theek hai to delulu mai raho but itna nhi ki jyada ho jaaye vo kyuki harek ship ka bottom point hota hi hai and when you are shipping people from same gender tb to smjhlo ki tum ho hellhole mai 😌😌 , kai logo ka ye hai ki ishan ko hate mil rhi hai to bnd kr do , sahi hai ye but kya iske baad usko hate nhi milegi aur agr tum humara unko ship krne ka midset nhi change kr skte to hum vi tumhara mind set nhi change kr paaenge aur agr tum logo ko ye chodhna hai to chodh do but ye tumhara decision hona chahiye ya break lelo, and support the both kyuki Hume kuch nhi pta and trust the boys and love them 😌😌, those two have gone through soo much and even they are going through so much and it will be same in future also to love themm💞💞💞 and support them 🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀 aur kisi ko hate mt failana unless it's bcci and trollers kyuki disrespect is a big no no .😌aur certains ki baate Mt sun na khoon jalane waali baat krte hai vo ..

Love you guyss💞💞💞

🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀

Koi point acha nhi lga hoga to batana aur kuch mere se chuta hoga vo vi batana 💀

[ramayantika]

I woke up just now but in half asleep summer nap state I will roll for Heermandi

1. I felt that Alamzeb's casting could be better. The girl was pretty but yet I could not feel the budding romantic expressions on her face and body language. Like that sharmana and poetry narration felt very forced.

2. TAJDAR WHY WHY WHY SLB I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU. No spoilers. Tajdar is very charming, amazing voice, very handsome.

3. Okay considering the history of tawaifs I was at times so mad at Alam and was about to hit the phone screen to say woman wake up to reality.

4. Lajjo and Zorawar's story. Why he left her, her addiction and Lajjo's story could have been explored more. You have such a brilliant actress and when SLB is noted for using actors and their character to their greatest potential, I felt he did not not do that with lajjo this time. We only see her enter in sakal ban, she is always drinking and thinking about Zorawar

5. Manisha was brilliant. The ruthlessness, the wit and slyness. And for a tawaif of those times whose existence and power is constantly challenged, by other tawaifs and rivals and then nawabs and British she has to be so clever, cunning and vicious. Yet her feelings for Alam especially by the end (spoiler free) did make me understand her stony heart more.

6. Aditi as Bibbo was charming, graceful and elegant. And goddamn the way she uses her skills to charm henderson so she may help her people to fight against the British.

7. Star villain Fareedan. I was looking forward to her schemes. And it was understandable why she hates Mallikajaan (manisha). The power play, the constant challenging was interesting to watch. Also sonakshi really acted well, both as Fareedan and as Rehana aapa. I won't say much because the way her character changed at a point where mallika was violated (watch the series for that) like it made me get an overview of these women. Women who were wronged since birth, clinging on to their art and performance, carving a distinct identity for themselves and yet having pride over who they are, and despite all the politics, inner enmity and betrayals, they still did not wish the worst to each other and later come together for they all share one pain.

8. The women if heeramandi coming together to fight for the British got me goosebumps. They decide to use all their money and life to fight for the country. Aditi's (bibbo) dialouge ek baar mujrevali nahi mulkvali bannke sochiye and another dialouge which meant that when the country is burning one does not organise lavish gatherings (mujra mushayra)

9. Songs were pretty good. Sakal ban was trending and I loved the other songs too. Reminded me of Pakeezah

10. Sanjeeda Shaikh as Waheeda. Bhai I used to feel so bad for her. She was betrayed everytime. Poor girl wanted power too like her sister but I understand why she wasn't given. Tawaifs cannot be put into a box. They aren't your gentle shy lover girl type women like we see in pakeezah, the lovely shy, sweet, pure sahibjaan. Their world is a golden cage and to survive here is a war fought everyday.

11. Tajdar ka baap kya gadha egoistic aadmi hai

12. End thoughts: aesthetics = 100/10. I was still looking for slb to explore more of their emotions and life and not just their opulence. Summing up everything, heermandi: 7/10

[raindropsofloev]

bhai ka naam pata hai bhai ka surname pata hai bhai ka address pata hai bhai ki age pata hai bhai bhai ka course pata hai - bhai abhi 5 min pehle hi pehli baar mila hai

madam ek mahine pehle mili thi unka naam jaan ne mein hi 20 din lag gye 👍🏻

[mera-mann-kehne-laga]

It'd be very painful na lekin?

subah subah uthke alcohols padh liya, ab poora din peene ka mann karega 😭

[farheenfatimahyderabad]

Musalmaan Ammi Hindu Lund

Ahmed ki Ammi aur uska muslamaan gharana

Mera naam Ahmed hai aur mai 22 saal ka ek neak shareef musalmaan ladka hoon, Mere abbu dubai me rahte hai aur Meri Ammi SHABANA behad haseen aur mohazzib khatoon hai. Meri 2 behne hai Ek Afiya baji jinki shadi 3 saal pahle hui aur ek beta hai 2 saal ka aur dusri Zubeda jiska nikah hone wala hai.

Ye un dino ki baat hai jab choti behan Zubeda ki shadi ka mahool tha, badi behan Afiya baji apne 2 saal ke bache rehan ke sath aayi hui thi, mere jiju aslam ghar ziyada nahi aate isliye Afiya baji ko bheje kar apni zimmedari se fariq hogaye, Choti behan Zubeda apni shadi ki khushi me khawabo me raha karti thi. Ammi ghar ki zimmedari aur ghar ke sare kaam me hamesha masroof rahti thi, hamare ghar ka naukar Ramesh subah savere aajaya karta tha use kafi madad milti thi hume.

Lekin shadi ke mahool me mai akela in sub kaamo se kafi masroof raha karta tha. Ek baar mai samaan lene bahar nikla mere bachpan ka dost Raghav raste me mila.

Raghav : Abey ahmed saale dikhta nahi aajkal kidhar hai

Ahmed : arey puch mat yaar Raghav kaam itna hai ke kya kahu

Raghav : kyu be shadi hogayi kya teri aise bolraha hai

Ahmed : nahi choti behan Zubeda ki shadi hai 10 din baad usi me busy hoon.

Raghav gussa dikhate hue..aby saale to bol na apne dost ko mai kab kaam aaonga kahte hue meri bike ke piche baith gaya, mai apne sache dost Raghav ko lekar apne ghar aaya, raghav ko sub hi jante the isliye mai use apne ghar le aaya, ghar aate hi Raghav aise mere ghar me ghus gaya jaise usi ka apna ghar ko mujhe acha laga ke mera dost mere ghar aaya hai meri behan ki shadi me madad karne.

Ammi : arey Raghav beta kaise ho ab yaad aayi hai hamare ghar aane ki.

Raghav :arey aunty ye ahmed kuch batata nahi, aaj bola ke zubeda ki shadi hai, pucho isse zara,, bol be ahmed.

Ahmed : arey bhai galati hogayi ab jane bhi de.

Afiya baji : Ahmed zara jakar ye samaan le aa (kahte hue raghav singh ko dekh kar) oho janaab kaise hai raghav.

Raghav : Afiya baji aapki shadi kya hui aap to bhool hi gayi kahte hue Afiya baji ke haseen namazi seene per halki si Nazar daali.

Ahmed ke dil me ajeeb sa hua lekin Afiya baji 28 saala ek bache ki ammi hai wo apne aap ko mahfooz rakhna janti hai, Ahmed ne itna dhyan nahi diya lekin Raghav singh Afiya baji ki Namazi chut ka pahle se ashiq tha.

Itne me Ahmed ka bhanja Rehan zidd karne laga ke usko dukaan se chocklate chahiye

Raghav ne bhanje ko apni godi me uthaya, arey kya pyara hai Afiya baji aapka ye chotu moto kahte hue dukaan lejakar laata hon kahte hue usko lekar dukaan chala gaya aur Ahmed apne ghar ke kaamo me lag gaya,

Ahmed ki behan Afiya baji Shalwar kameez pahne namazi gol Islami 36 ka seena, 30 ki kamar aur namazi 40 ki Gol Gaand badi haseen lagrahi thi, itne me Raghav Ahmed ke bhanje rehan ke le aaya aur afiya baji ke paas lejakar halke se kaha Rehan ka khayal hamesha ache se rakhna, Afiya baji halki se Nazar se Raghav ko dekhte hue, hamesha rakhti hon isme mujhe tum hi Nazar aate ho, Ahmed ko pata hi nahi tha ke ye Afiya aur Raghav singh ki najayaz mohabbat ki nishani hai

Itne me ghar ka Naukar Ramesh aakar Afiya baji se paise mangne laga

Ramesh : Afiya bibi Shabana bibi ne aapko paise dene ko kaha.

Afiya : Ramesh mai abhi lati (kahte hue Afiya apna namazi Nazar Raghav ki nazro se mila kar chali gayi.

Raghav : Kya be Ramesh kaisa kaam karraha hai ghar me?

Ramesh : kya bataon meri patni roz mujhse jhagda karti hai mera dimaag kharaab hojata hai (itne me Ahmed ki Ammi aate hue sun leti hai)

Ahmed ki Ammi : arey Ramesh tumko boli hoon kayi baar ke aise tension nahi liya karte har baar jhagda hojata hai bechara Ramesh ka hamare dekho kaise parshan rahta hai (Ahmed ki Ammi ki hamdardi aur Ramesh ka akelapan ek naya mod leraha tha Ahmed ke ghar me).

Ahmed niche seedhiyo ke paas khada aur jab Ramesh afiya se paise lekar niche aaraha tha tab Ramesh ki dhoti se uska Uncut pyasa bhagwadhari lauda latakte hue Nazar aane laga aur jaise hi Ramesh niche aaya

Ahmed : abye Ramesh tu pagal hai kya sidhe kapde pahen ke aya kar buddhu

Ramesh: Ahmed baba dusre itne kapde hai nahi aur bina dhoti ke lungi ke mujhe kaam karna nahi aata (kahte hue bahar samaan laane chala jata hai)

Ahmed Ramesh ka napaak bhagwa sanatani uncut lauda dekh kar pareshan hojata hai ke ye buddhu sa dikhne wala Ramesh ka lauda inta mota aur ajeeb tha ke Ahmed ko apne hi ghar me sharm aagayi.

[piyatosenainanalaagere]

Samay bhai ek baar hamare saath bhi chess khel lo

HE IS A CHESS PLAYER....?

[hinsaa-paramo-dharma]

Storytime:-

So, when I had recently shifted to south delhi, our colony only had like 5 houses (abhi 20-35 se jyada honge) and out of them 4 were rich 2 storey houses while one was a jaisa-taisa rented apartment ghar with 4 floors (where I lived). So, sabse gareeb log apartment me rehte the and others were so fucking rude to us like- gajab insaan the. I and other children of the flat would be playing outside and they will be shouting at us to go to home and to get disciplined and other nonsense. Auntyji I am literally 5 what do u expect? The worst one was this woman who loved to call us "uncultured" (in a time i didn't even knew it's meaning) (she was A TEACHER i feel bad for her students). She had 2 sons like 5 yr older than me and at first we used to play together then vo bhi apni maa ke disha mein chale gye. That woman made kid-me's blood boil. The Adults were also tired of her (she would throw literal tantrums if a cow enters our gully and then would fucking hit the poor animal with a broom cuz she can, like Bhai itne laadsahab ho toh society me raho gully mein toh Aisa hi chalta hai). I am usually a nice obeying kid but I started insulting her in HER face. One time she told the baccha party "Shoo! Shor machate rehte hai, headache kar ke rakha hai" and I replied with "Aapke papa ke Ghar mein khel rhe hai jo aapki baat maane?" (Yeah, that is the most rebellious I can get). Her sons specially didn't like my new self and started y'know gaaliyaan aadan pradaan karna. I didn't even knew most of their meaning, I was literally 8 that time. Though, ek baar mera sar aisa ghooma ki I literally slapped one of them. MAHABHARATTT. Yeah, i fought with 2 boys ages older than me all alone (still one of my proudest moments, specially since meine ek ki shirt faar di thi ha vo alag baat hai ki mujhe sprain ekdum ganda waala aaya tha). After that, that aunty went around trying to blacken my name (that worked greatly) uss ne yeh nhi bataya ki uske ladko ne Jo shabd bole the. For the next few years, I was the infamous ladaku ladki of my gully. Which I loved and hated at the same time.