#ej reads stormlight archive

[my-critical-rolemance]

I love how adolin and veil are (mostly platonic) besties in RoW, and i'm also going to assume veil still has her crush on kaladin and has told adolin. adolin doesn't mind even though they're technically married because he also has a crush on kaladin

[cosmere-is-taking-over-my-life]

The fact that someone’s response to Sad/eas being dead was “That’s one problem solved!” makes my day.

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[my-critical-rolemance]

jasnah kholin there is something fundamentally wrong with you <3

[my-critical-rolemance]

> be me, kaladin stormblessed

> are already depressed from fighting a losing war

> dad chews you out for being a soldier

> he's probably right but whatever

> get paralyzed from the neck down by the mf Predator

> survive because you have magic glowy powers

> watch your friend almost die

> fight your rival in his place, feel marginally better about yourself

> meet your former best friend/homoerotic rival in a basement

> he brutally kills a dude you kinda hated but not enough to see him die right in front of you

> asks you to kill him

> tells you that all your friends are going to die

> tells you to kill yourself

> leaves

> get back to your crew

> are too depressed to celebrate with your friends

> boss fires you from your job for your own benefit

> your magic therapy fairy thinks this is a good idea

> honorchasm.jpg

[my-critical-rolemance]

kaladin should be unionizing the bridgemen tbh. i think he would make a good union leader

[cosmere-is-taking-over-my-life]

Ah, yes, Navani. I would really want a confused dishwasher to marry me. 🤣🤣🤣

But I would want a better proposal than that, so I don’t blame you.

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[cosmere-is-taking-over-my-life]

AHHHHHHHH FINALLY

F I N A L L Y

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[cosmere-is-taking-over-my-life]

Also, jeez, Kaladin. Flying over 1000 miles in half a day? I get why you’re exhausted. But power regulation is a thing...

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[cosmere-is-taking-over-my-life]

I feel like I’m doing nothing but screaming in joy at this book.

I don’t even like small offspring and I’m jumping for joy with the news of Oroden.

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[cosmere-is-taking-over-my-life]

“Dalinar Kholin could make choosing what to have for breakfast look like the most important decision in all of Roshar.” ~Oathbringer, pg. 97, Brandon Sanderson

I... Yeah, he probably could.

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[cosmere-is-taking-over-my-life]

Dalinar of 33 years ago, I am fifty shades of disgusted with you. How dare you do that.

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[cosmere-is-taking-over-my-life]

I’m honestly not sure what I think of Adolin and Shallan being betrothed. I mean, they seem adorable but that the same time, I can’t bring myself to ship it because the last time I shipped a thing in a Sanderson book, both characters ended up dead. *side eyes Mistborn*

Also, I adore Pattern and his “You were talking about mating!” spiel.

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[cosmere-is-taking-over-my-life]

I love Vasher. I really do. His philosophy of being offended by everyone is literally me. “I’m offended by everyone’s presence.” Never has a quote rang so true.

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[cosmere-is-taking-over-my-life]

Holy. Did we actually learn Dalinar’s first wife’s name??? Can we trust Sanderson not to be playing with us??? I swore he would drag that out for a lot longer!

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[cosmere-is-taking-over-my-life]

Apparently, “You’re supposed to stick [a sword] into the squishy parts… not pound it against the hard parts.”

Why, thank you, Dym. I had no clue.

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[cosmere-is-taking-over-my-life]

Syl is so sassy, I love it.

“Syl zipped up to his shoulder. “Wow. She must be desperate living out here. I mean, look at you. Hair that hasn’t been combed since you flew across the continent, uniform stained with crem, and that beard.”” ~Oathbringer, pg. 110, Brandon Sanderson

I don’t disagree with her. 😂😂😂

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