#either way- my dannys stronger sorry gun hes just better idk what to tell yall you can have your Gaines i guess 🥴 | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

meatriarchived · 1 year ago

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Danny things:

"Dannys 21" - hes shy of 23 actually, hes older than everyone.

"His name is Danny Gaines" - .....no, its Danilo Alejo-Osorio actually.

"Hes a gemini :)" - no the fuck he isnt, our Dan the Man, our Danathan, our Danjamin, is an aries/taurus/capricorn combo. Boy is stubborn as all fuckin shit.

"Danny & Maria are a Thing" - cute but also consider: Dannys devotion to her being OUT OF HIS FRIENDSHIP WITH HER AND NOT JUST ROMANTIC cause god forbid a guy cant be devoted to his girl best friend without there being romantic undertones right gun-

OH ALSO:

"Danny is 6'1 :)" - ..............no hes 6'5 actually man is tall enough to take on thomas/bubba because i said so :)))

#i know i hc that dannys told maria that if they reached like. 40+ yrs old or whatever and no fool hasnt snatched her up #then hell propose to her and hell make sure she has a nice home nice flower garden nice everything that she deserves #but c'mon my guys....... devotion can ALSO STEM FROM STRONG FRIENDSHIPS. thats the whole point of the friendgroup in general-#either way- my dannys stronger sorry gun hes just better idk what to tell yall you can have your Gaines i guess 🥴

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