#eiden does a 0.04second calculation of whether this alteration will be worth the satisfaction of insulting dante to his face
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inspired by a comment from phaerlax (who i shall not @ out of consideration for the lack of awooo in this pic ๐):

#eiden be like#AND *THIS* is for blueballing me on exactly 363.58 days ago#and *THIS* is for the that OTHER time u blueballed me on--#and THIS is for the time u------#well ok. not really. eiden doesn't keep petty score like that .#but i WANT him and dante fighting over stupid stuff#dante wants the obedience and deference of kuya's eiden#but he will not get that. he is too young and bullyable for that. he gets Brat Mode#how many times have i heard eiden let his sassy retorts slip out#before kuya goes 'oya?? did i hear the young master say something???'#and eiden immediately puts on his placating smile like#no!! of course not!! nothing suspicious here at all oh venerable and gracious kuya!!!! ๐
#whereas if eiden were to snipe at dante#dante would go WHAT DID U SAY?? SAY IT AGAIN TO MY FACE#eiden does a 0.04second calculation of whether this alteration will be worth the satisfaction of insulting dante to his face#if yes?#then eiden tacking on MORE insults to his initial snipe just to rile up dante#eiden does not shrink back. they will get ALL UP in each other's faces. they WILL be stupid together#pushing and shoving and headlocks and biting imminent#still thinking about desert island knockout and how eiden casually calls dante a stinky fiend#canon event: eiden calls dante stinky#i will hold that interaction close to me forever#nu carnival eiden#nu carnival dante#nu carnival kuya#enei#danei#kuyaei
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