#ehrhrhr

[icedgarlic]

what if? s3 is the closest I'll get to I'll Keep You Safe Here With Me on ao3 to being canon 💔💔💔

[tired-twili]

Ehehehehe @telemna-hyelle secret marriage our beloved

Congrats on 200 followers!! That's a lot!!

For my request, can I ask for some 100% cannon oot zelink secret marriage where Link is doing something absolutely ridiculous just to get to give Zelda a kiss?

Tysm Lou!! 💚💚 And YES you absolutely may! 100% canon oot Zelink marriage, my beloved

Cuckoos | OoT Zelink | G-rated

Zelda is halfway into reading the first of many boring documents when she hears a scream.

She jolts upright, dropping her pen on the desk. Multiple more terrified cries follow the first, and she rises, snatching her rapier from where it hangs on the wall.

Heart pounding in her throat, she rushes to the door, prepares herself for the worst, and throws it open. Then, she stops short, feeling somewhere between befuddled and immensely annoyed.

The castle isn’t under attack at all, at least not in the sense she supposed it was. There are no armed soldiers, no monsters. No, the only combatants present here are hordes of cuckoos.

The birds are everywhere. They flap up and down the hallway, pecking at the feet and heads of anyone and everyone, squawking angrily the entire time. Clouds of feathers float through the air after them, and Zelda waves them away as she steps out into the chaos.

“Your Majesty, watch out!” a maid shouts just in time for Zelda to hop out of the path of destruction of a particularly furious cuckoo. It speeds off, screaming its grievances loud enough to be heard in Goron City.

A councilman runs by, waving his arms wildly to keep away the two birds flying around his head. Five others ran along the ground after him, aiming for his ankles. Zelda watches him go, a laugh bubbling up within her.

“Oh, this is terrible!” Someone shouts in between cries of pain. “Who could’ve done such a thing?”

“Someone with evil intentions, no doubt.”

A familiar voice carries over the ruckus and Zelda turns to see Link rushing down the hallway.

He skids to a halt before her, a deadly serious expression on his face. If she didn’t know him quite so well, Zelda would have missed the twinkle in his eyes. She lifts an inquisitive eyebrow, but his facade doesn’t budge one bit.

“We must get you somewhere safe immediately, my Queen,” he says, laying a gentle hand on her shoulder and nudging her back toward her study.

No sooner have they entered the room than he turns and quickly shuts the door behind them. When he looks back at her, all pretenses of business are gone, replaced by a massive, mischievous grin.

Zelda crosses her arms, a knowing smirk on her face. “Please tell me you’re not the one behind this invasion.”

“Why, Your Majesty, I’m a loyal knight of the crown!” he scoffs, in mock offense. “Why would I choose to flood the castle with those cursed birds?”

She plucks a stray feather off his tunic. “Hmm, I don’t know. Perhaps to get a moment alone with your wife?”

“Perhaps.” Link draws her into his arms, and Zelda smiles, reaching up to cup his face. “Perhaps, I grew tired of us being interrupted every time we’re together. After all, falling out of windows and hiding in closets gets a bit old after a while.”

Zelda chuckles. “Well,” she murmurs, running a gentle thumb along his cheek, “I don’t think anyone will bother us for a while.”

“Good,” he replies and kisses her.

[grox]

bisexual anon hhh here. rrehehehehegegrhrrrrhrrh.enrn hehe. gegrr.. hrgbrr... ahahauusukkksms... ehrhrhr... rhrhrh... jwkkkkkw.weeee.e..e..e.e....rjeiririr....

Just wondering if you like think that this is a funny thing to say or if, like, you're just trying to get a rise out of me, or if you in earnest think I would find this amusing, or like, well, something

[dumb-gan-ron-pa]

theres a guy on tiktok and he made a video and hes eating an uncrustable and hes like 'EHRHRHR i would fuck this uncrustable *looks at sandwich*' and it gives me mondo vibes and idk why

[keokomi]

CHILDE 3 CHILDE 3 SCHOOLS BACK AND I REALIZED HOW MUCH I MISSED BC I WAS SICK EHRHRHR >:(

[delphientropy]

LITERALLY ehrhrhr ilysm

had a dream that I met a wizard and we fell in love and became unhealthily attached to each other so we decided to meld into one single creature together but the process was horrifically slow and painful and most of the dream was us lying in bed holding hands while lesions opened up in our skin and seeped out blue and green fluid and the wizard said "this is going to take a very very long time" and I said "that's ok"