#eh im too lazy and don't feel so lmao

[ekacucumber]

IT'S HILARIOUS HOW JAY AND NYA GOT SO MANY CHILDREN IN A COUPLE OF DAYS (okay I put it in correct way HOW THEY DISCOVERED SO MANY THEIR OWN KIDS)

I love it guys, go on :D

they’re definitely that one family at the restaurant. Y’all know which one I’m talking about.

ANYWAYS

I LOVE THEM ALL RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

@taddymason @rainofthetwilight @finn-m-corvex @weekend-whip

[mochinon-yah]

uh i may have sent my ask too soon without completing it hejsjdjsksj im using mobile 😭

ANYWAY midterms are over thank god but i'm back at school again cuz spring break was only a week long and i turned 20 since it happened to start on my bday back in march mweheheh

BUT YEA AJDJSJJDHDJS LIKE I WOULD EXPECT A HIGH SCHOOLER TO KNOW WHAT A FRIGGIN SCORPION IS??? LIKE HELLO??? but yea! my bf is like albedo but edgy/emo? like usually wears darker clothing and hoodies, but he's really cute (will deny being called that and insists im cuter) and he's super sweet too so things are going rlly well!

anyway social anxiety is like. the bane of existence. especially as a college student and being an adult so thats fun to deal with aha :"D i don't really like the attention either since it makes me feel cornered so i just kinda make myself as small as possible or hide next to one of my friends- like. i make my body language pretty obvious when i don't want to socialize but people do it anyway hhhhhh

also nw! i've never read pride and prejudice but it sounds interesting! :D but i can relate to not being able to sit and read for long periods of time ehe (meanwhile i'm having an artist block-)

NUU DONT APOLOGIZE TAKE UR TIME-

KSWMJWWKQM YEAH, YOUR LAST WISH IS NOT HAPPENING LMAO 😭☝️since i'm on a break from school, i got extra lazy and just played hsr/draw smth inside my room for most of the time, sleeping at 5 am and waking up at 2 pm has been my new sleeping schedule 😭😭 i hope your sleeping schedule is much better than mine lol

*cough* anywayyyy

Weweweee, i don't know how many people have said it to you, but happy birthday and congratulations for making it to 20! I'm sure the journey for you to make it this far is not smth small, so i wanna shout out to you that you're verryyy amazing, and you earn a head pat and also a hug from yourself or from someone that you're already comfortable with 🫂

Well, you earn more than just a head pat and a hug, but i'll just say those two to make it simple :]

AND AYOO???? "will deny being called that and insists im cuter" THAT IS SO CUTE FROM BOTH YOUR BF AND YOU JSJSJAKQIWK- what is this cutesy couple thingy that i have only heard from people.... it was actually real???

Moving on lmao- YEAH, ME TOO!!! I make my body language obvious to people when i don't want to interact but people do anyway, altho if they were just asking for a way to a place or smth simple, i'm like okay with that. But if someone talks to me when i really don't want to talk, i'd be making a weird face (honestly i look like i'm constipated-) first for a quick second before i face that person lmao

Actually, i started pride and prejudice because of a fanfic LMAOOO. The fanfic itself was just a bunch of things from classical novels, and i got interested real fast since it was yandere-themed lol (the fanfic was so SILLY SKWKWSK i lop it)

I'll just respond you with this after you said that you're having an artist block:

Good luck, vivi 😭💪

[misterbitches]

some thots. having a bad time so this is rougher than usual. oh well

....

i guess he really does know hiim best cos if that was my mans (man specifically cos if anyone else did that id take it more srsly) i would be like oh my god ur singing me a love song? i would love it but i woudl SCREAM in embarrassment. UNLESS it was a really deep love song that's about us dying together.

like i want to eat ur skin type of thing (drain u nirvana) lmaoa but i really like this song it reminds me of that velvet underground song (the only one i know cos of juno lmao) and nico or whatever 'i'm sticking with you)

my adhd would be out of fucking control i had to spend my time listening to this looking around i kept getting distracted by a tissue and thinking "wow this song is nice but i wish it would end bc i am getting distracted" and lo and behold i paused it and i have to pee and i know it's gonna take forever to undo this

ok about 12m later i turned it back on and they kissed and then he bit the corn then that night li chen also lost his virgin teas after watching gay porn and being like "hm interesting" and he'll be like "i see, ur dick is not medium sized"

i'm honestly gagging i cannot at this 12 year old marrying his mom

beautiful theyre beautiful

ayea you fucking psycho we do too because he was 17 and we had to witness it (or well, other people did cos i didnt watch the show even tho wayne song is [BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEP BEEEEP] and i want him to [BEEEEEEEP] and ppl even liked it which is fine like i get it in theory but they put this in my eyeballs so i'm gonna make fun of it bc it's fuckin DUMB lmao like i can't I CANNOT and he said "u were so persistent" BITCH UR 30??!?!???!?!?!?)capi hve it on mute and i tried to get a screencap of li chen and mu ren like together and not just his face but i cant find the timestamp and seeing their faces as they get married is literalyl traumattizing i'm like scremaing at my screen going "HE'S 5 HE'S 5 HE'S 5" and every time theyre like "we acn live forever together" like no bitch ur bones rae creaking

also is the officiator white? if anyone knows why or if that's common i'd love to know more. EDIT: HE ISN'T I JUST THOUGHT HE LOOKED LIKE MOBY FROM THAT ANGLE

anyway here

i'm almost done with this fucking bullshit and i am in a really ould mood and usu they make it a bit better but imo it's kind of....annoying i guess balancing all these story elements and introducin gother couples (even in the periphery) since the story in itself can't focus. i feel like all in all the time spent with these two is a lot more limited and we get the feel for the rship because of their chemistry as actors, irl chemistry as friends and colleagues, and hopefully being happy and working on a good set. so it isn't the strength of the writing or production.

for some reason they get like less dynamic ways of being together which i think is part of their charm, they do things their own way, but the writers really should have substantiated this more. it's really just the way everyone in the show has managed to deliver these AWFUL story lines and production decisions (like seriously who the fuck was on costume? lighting?)

like maybe hot take but all the moments that are cringe and insane in the show are not pleasant, per se, because they aren't thought out clearly. so they're not a joy to watch in the normal sense but the actors are good enough to pull it off. i didn't cringe at the talks they had because it felt like actors like acting these lines out instead of us being embarrassed for it and you CAN TELL theyre embarrassed.

this is a huge kudos to the casting director and the actors and whatever crew that actually did a good job. i don't particularly like watching bo xiang and his grandfather husband not because of the content but because i feel like, to me, they're so awkward even though they have chemistry. i don't have that issue with xing si and his rapist brother boyfriend because watching them is actually really pleasant, it's intimate. this isn't to do with the story though because when it hits you how devoid this other person is and how stupid the situation is it changes (for me, for me, for me, this is all my opinion think whateverrrr u want im not telling u 2 ok!)

so truly kudos to this cast. idk if i'm misremembering here but imo the most cast appropriate series in this was crossing the line and close to you. one is a decent atmosphere and execution (yes even with that brother story line, notice the major key differences though because that's a sincere false equivalence. they try to execute power imbalances soooo badly and then fail every time but here's one meant to shock too and it was just likelmao ok girl?)

it may not make sense to say either in a writing way or for the character to do it but i believe that whoever the characters these people are supposed to be especially those super not well written on the page still get that message aacross (yong jie's actor is a good ex. not sure if i should ccongratulate him for having the worst job on earth and the worst character and his character is flat but. ostensibly they should let their actions speak for themselevs but what they do is they back themselves into a ccorner with unsuretyabout their characters or a dilemma that pops up they just want to excuse it. well guess hwat u couldnt do enough legwork. but to some extent the disposable side couple works here on a um "our eyes see them and get it" way

also to me it seems like they chose this story just to have this specific wedding. like it's a timely topic and i'm pretty sure like another provision? (correction? idk) was made WRT taiwanese same-sex marriage so it's topical but it isn't like a "papa and daddy" situation where they're interacting in it and there (for ex: the pride parade) and there being like real life terms and consequences. here it seems like they were like ah yes wedding ah yes dumb couple from modc bc we kiled off the other one sooooo (then outsource them to life love on the line u__u) then hamfisting in some fucking message which is funny bc

- despite the hints peppered in and the clear attraction they both acknowledge ur like ~not gay just him~ even tho...i mean i just. again they dont read over what they write i don't think considering. but wahtever.

- the only gay dude (verbally said) is with his rapist brother with an awful power dynamic oh or IS a rapist (gao) (or his brother but i think it was just a "im a psycho so it's him" thing unless they said it. in which case idc cos i wasnt paying attn but that's also not great) or i guess the wedding but like....that's also a ridiculously inappropriate and dumb relationship taht it's built on. i mean i don't really see much respect her so i dont particularly want to hear abt gay weddings being important when they didn't even utilize it in the story beforehand and have we ever. this is a huge indication to me that it was a reverse engineered chosen story beforehand (if it was one) or thought of

soooooo

so reversal of that....it didnt give us enough time to breathe with these two at all but for both of the actors they can capitalize what's on the page and the writers didn't. like their dynamic is very i give/you give like taking car eof each other etc that's why

again, no artist worth their salt will ever say their work meant nothing. that's a cover up. i'm sick of lazy production and then getting away with it claiming being subversive or attacking an issue by not doing anything. we show crazy shit all the time but it has a POINT and ur point is "i like the gays" then girl.....i mean it's not great

but the acting really carried it. i have a feeling if this series continues it might continue to use more experienced actors cos maybe the budget goes up but they also have less inhibitions now when it comes to acting. i like the way li chen expresss himself and teng teng too. i like anson a lot and there's some angles that did not do any favors and i think eh has to get more control of his body movements (bc he's SO LARGE and thin) but he wasn't bad at all and there were real human tears. of course i, personally, favor charles tu. he has more control over his body because he has...less to work with and he's a bit bigger and he was really great in this role. he's a himbo a bit of a meathead but you like him. you like them. there's some things i think they had them say and do that they wouldn't let happen if they stuck to the characters and the story (mainly liking that dumb idiot rapist)

what i notice is that the reprehensible actions people criticize others for in the show and in real human life lalways gets turned around. teng teng being surprised that this boy's grandfather boyfriend met him when he was a junior in high school and he's 12 years older and him apologizing for being shocked and then whatshisface going "ur better at it than most people" and then the convo about gao with whatshisface and then rapist brother comes to pick him up. they are admonishing gao but thinking that rapist brother is noble for doin gwhat he did (and oh rapist brother shows up) like the hypocrisy and the decisions are immense. so now it's like "guys see he's a great guy" like girl STICK TO SOMETHING but whatever so i live in this universe where muren and li chen do everything right and have lots of different interesting fun seex with all their friends. i would write this but i cannot i am dying

[thecatchat]

This is my first time doing image descriptions! I highly encourage feedback and tips if you have them!

Image descriptions/transcript: a series of 10 photos of a fake text conversation between Karl, Quackity, and Sapnap. Karl’s text bubbles are Grey. Quackity's text bubbles are blue. Sapnap's text bubbles are green. To indicate who texts what, the transcript will have the first letter of their names in front of them like this. K-, Q-, S-. Warning as some messages contain spamming of exclamation marks, hearts, and emojis.

Under the read more as it is very long.

Image 1:

The chat is titled, My Loves.

K- Hey guys!!!!!!!

K- first message!!!!!

K- can you see this

K- ?????

K- hellloooooooooooooooooooo

Q- KArL

Q- KARL*

Q- karl

Q- I think im getting this

S- jkisaRFOL

K- YOU'RE HERE!!!!!!!!!!♡♡♡♡♡!!!!!

Q- .!?

S- QWUAvckio5ty

Image 2:

K- Sapnap

K- are you OK?

Q- Typewriters are so much easier than this.

S- h3lp

S- waiti5thinkig9tit

Q- I think youse need some help there, Hot Stuff.

K- I bet you can ask someone for some help

K- you're picking it up quickly!!!!!!

K- Q

K- you're doing amazing!!!!!!

Q- Why did you just send the letter Q? That is a threat. Why?

Image 3:

K- sorry

K- im just so excited

K- that we can talk without being next to each other

Q- Send a sentence. I swear you do not need to send 3 texts for every sentence. Hey, Sunlight, how you doing?

S- hello, I'm Mike. I'm teaching your friend how to text really quick. He'll BRB

K- THAT'S GREAT THANK YOU SO MUCH I WISH I COULD HUG YOU AS A THANK YOU

K- sapnap can you give them a hug for me

Q- Would it kill you to put some punctuation in your texts? Also, thanks Mike. What pronouns do you use?

S- Uh. What do you mean by that? oh, your friend explained it. He Him, I thought that would be obvious from my name.

Image 4:

Q- Oh great, one of those places. With their gender norms and everything.

K- Q don't be rude!!!!

S- ??? this is the weirdest set of texts I've ever read

K- lol, ikr?

Q- No, Karl do not have a stroke right now. What does that mean? Are you getting bumped off or something?

K- lmao🤣

S- lol = laugh out loud, ikr = I know, right?

Q- So now that you're using shorthand, you're using punctuation, eh? Two can play in that game.

Image 5:

K- oh before I forget

K- where are you two right now

K- I got the fish bowl, the sausages, and the glitter glue

Q- I'm right by some kinda clip joint. There's a clubhouse right across from it. A bunch of flaming youth are hanging out by a fivver. They're talking about some hash house I think. There's a Java shop on the corner too.

K- wtf pls no

K- anything but the slang terms

S- My name is Sapnap. hello, don't! YELLING?

Image 6:

Q- I'll start using Spanish too. I've got the suitcase, the folding chair, and the coffee. Fireman, glad to see you've joined us. Tell Mike if he ever needs a body buried with no questions asked, he can call me.

K- that's three different topics in one text

K- you should space it out more

K- 🙂😘😘😍😍ily

K- I bet you don't even know where the emojis are

Q- Bet. /~(°_°)~\

K- omg wtf is that!?

Image 7:

Q- It's an emoji. What else would it be? They're in the paper sometimes.

K- lol, Ducky doesn't know where to find the emojis

Q- I found them. They're all just creepy looking. Plus they feel lazy. No thought put into their creation.

K- NO THOUGHT!!!!!!!

K- 😦😢😫😤😡🤬

K- take it back

Q- No.

K- but there are so many cool ones!!!!

K- 👽👻🧜‍♀️🐶🦧🐆🐅🦄🦚🦜🐉🦕🦖🐠🌹🏵🌌🌈🎉🎊🪢🏳️‍🌈

Image 8:

Q- +-(>_<);>

K- what does that one mean

Q- It's flipping you off. It's giving you the middle finger.

K- GASP

K- BY MY OWN BOYFRIEND!!!!!

K- Sapnap Q is being mean to meeeee!!!!!

K- 😢😢😭😭😢😢

Q- Where are you Sapnap? Why isn't he responding? Is he okay?

K- idk

K- he's been typing the entire time

Image 9:

S- Dear Karl and Quackity, I do hope this text finds you in good health and good time. I have found myself at Peter's Petting Palace with the soap, gasoline, and the Goat. It is with a heavy heart that I must inform you that the Goat is not for sale and it must remain in its enclosure if we are to use it in our plan. Mike, who works at Peter's Petting Palace, has declined a hug from myself but offers to hug Karl if the god that resides in this dimension provides fast enough travel that you arrive here before the end of his shift. He also says he'll keep Quackity's offer of hiding bodies in mind for the future. In regards to your emoji argument, I take no side except XD's. As you just saw, XD, is both my gods name and a laughing face. Therefore, I do believe it wins. I urge you to hurry and find yourselves horses to ride, the Goat keeps trying to eat my pants. With all my love and greatest wishes, have safe travels. Signed, Head Knight Of The Neather Kingdom's, Sapnap Halo.

Image 10:

K- oh

K- there he is

Q- ugvuyvvvhgvfydd

K- you learned how to keysmash!!!

K- good job!!!

Q- We'll be there soon pal. Keep your pins away from its trap. Maybe sock it's schnozzle and it'll fade. I'll glaum a heap and pick up Karl on the way. See you two cats soon.

K- I'm begging you to stop

Q- Then beg.

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The Misadventures of Teaching Your Knight and Your Mobster How To Text

A long but accurate title. Under the cut to save space. @inkytrinket-irii this ended up being exactly 10 pictures! I didn't even plan it! Image description in reblog.