#egglos was a good time

[coventroublemaker]

Oh! Another scout! Listen uh could you give me a rundown on what's going on around here, the Emperor never told me what my duties were and I'm kinda too scared to go back and ask hah

Oh, I feel that.

I'll fill you in, bestie. It's not all that hard when you start to get used to it.......... sort of-

ANYWAY- For the most part it is missions, missions, missions. We are often being thrown out into the city or on a blimp to be going out after wild witches. He's always adamant about getting sigils on those guys, you know the whole Day of Unity business.

Other times, we're here to serve in the castle! We help out other covens occasionally but we're mostly suppose to serve under Belos, the Golden Guard and...... Kikimora.

Don't worry to much about listening to her though, I threw her out a window and I'm still working here so shows you how much the Emperor cares.

That's kind of the big thing, stay off his bad side and you should be fine.

Thouuuugh, we do indulge in a few shenanigans here and there if you find yourself interested.

[missazura]

You aren't doing anything wrong, Madam Azura. That is.. a bit of a specialty of his. He's good at "shutting down" the brain and forcing you to hear his every word. VERY good at that.

I'd say bother him all you please. It's refreshing to see others taking an interest in.. giving him a little bit of a hard time. Just try not to do anything worthy of getting yourself killed, though. I don't feel he would, but considering my predicament...

I wouldn't put it past him so soon.

don't worry! most of my pranks are essentially harmless, and I'll do my best to be careful. like Egglos here! He hates it so I'm gluing it to his working desk so he's forced to look at it.

As for the talking part is what I need help the most, what would be the best thing to approach that? Invest in a good pair of earplugs? Ignore him?

[coventroublemaker]

Now we need to be super careful about it though, I would do it if I knew illusion magic and I don't want you to get in trouble (again), but is there anyway to like... do it safely from a far distance? (Maybe we can hex his Emperor mask with cat ears. Just saying)

Good plan, good plan.

I could use illusion magic to make myself invisible but I don't think I could do it at the same time as setting up the spell for his cat ears.

Hmm... I'd try to get ahold of the Illusion Coven Head's earring but that'd be more trouble than it's worth.

Alright, I have two ideas

I try to put on a disguise but this time i don't take off my mask like the egglos attempt

I try one of those kick me things where I try to be really subtle about it and he probably won't notice since it'd be on his head