#eggline

[bear-art64]

[roboartnik]

eggman/starline/infinite but this dynamic only

[missile-the-sandcat]

[dreaminginmysoup]

I couldn't rest until I made this

[egg-emperor]

oh nooo now I'm missing them again

remember when things were so beautiful and Starline was just Eggman's silly little platypus twink beneath him, simping for his sexy older more experienced superior, looking up to him and knowing his place where he really belongs. ahhh 💜🥰

[aleph-jackal]

[hadesknockedupintheunderworld]

If shipping Dr. Eggman with his number one lackey is a sport then brother

I'm on the winning team

[nonbinary-sticks-the-badger]

[bunniibones]

Treat your Dr. Starline with love 💕

[borrelia]

Sonic Old Man Yaoi/Old Woman Yuri Knockout Round 2

Do Not Disappoint Me...

TWO pairings with the LEAST votes will be eliminated

Intros to each pairing + propaganda from last round below

Gerald Robotnik was Eggman's grandfather, introduced in Sonic Adventure 2. He made a false deal with Black Doom to create Shadow the Hedgehog in exchange for the Chaos Emeralds, making them both Shadow's dads. They definitely banged and had some kind of toxic mess of a relationship.

Grimer Wormtongue is a nasty little assistant to Ivo Robotnik in Fleetway Sonic the Comic. He is extremely devoted to his cruel master, which is for sure a sexual thing.

Propaganda by @/jorrated [link]

Ebony the Mystic Mog and Pyjamas the Psychic are two characters from Sonic the Comic who appear briefly in a Knuckles story, then become minor recurring characters that take in Super Sonic from the streets. They appear as old friends in their introduction and are implied to live together. If these two aren't married, it's only because Mobius is homophobic.

Mephiles the Dark and Iblis are two halves of the sun/time god Solaris, introduced in Sonic '06. Iblis is kind of just a big fire monster I think but Mephiles orchestrates this whole plot through the course of the game to re-merge with Iblis and form Solaris. Which sounds like some pretty twisted villainous gay devotion to me.

Starline and Eggman were allowed in by popular vote, mostly by Eggman's qualifying age. Dr. Starline is a character from the IDW Sonic the Hedgehog comic. He is a fanboy and devotee of Eggman, restoring Eggman's lost memories and assisting him in his Metal Virus plot. Starline eventually plots to betray Eggman, as he believes himself smarter and more genre-savvy than his idol. He is of course wrong and Eggman beats the shit out of him and kills him to death. Starline is sort of like gen z's Grimer, kind of the tumblr sexyman dark academia Grimer, in that he's younger and prettier than Grimer, but he probably still wants to fuck that old man so bad.

[roboartnik]

i miss eggline

[platypusenjoyer96]

What if I made a Cat Eggman design to go with my dog Eggman Design- (I made the dog Eggman design Wayyy back I may show old art of it here)

I give you Meowbotnik

[dreaminginmysoup]

I was blackmailed into posting this

[egg-emperor]

You think Eggy ever misses Starline? Not in a sentimental way, really, but “damn I miss having a man on call who will come running for a booty call”

Yeah I can see him missing him in a sense, in a totally superficial way rather than sentimental of course, just like "Hmm kinda miss that tight little twink ass. What a waste." He was a nice toy and hole to play with and easy way to have his needs met and it was fun while it lasted

He'd have thoughts along the lines of like, if only he could've known and stayed in his place between his legs on his knees and slobbering on it, and on his hands and knees with ass up in the air for him to grip that stupid lil platypus tail and pound away like he was really good for

That's the only way he ends up reminiscing because besides contributions as his assistant which he does fine without, anything that wasn't business related just involved them fucking, or a combination of both when they'd be doing business when suddenly sex

Whenever Starline would feel sentimental and romantic about an interaction, Eggman would suddenly be ripping his bodysuit open and whipping it out like "oh we're having a moment alright let's fuck >:D" because he's a pervert opportunist and it's where all his interest lies

So all his fond memories are just of Starline swooning over him and enjoying the ego stroking quickly leading to him stroking something else and next thing Starline knows he's on his knees gagging on it or gripping bedsheets for dear life while he takes him to pound town

After Eggman fired him Starline would think back on everything with rose tinted glasses and a romantic filter and getting all emotional about it about how he feels it was the greatest love story of all time and they were destined to be with each other, that it's a devastating tradegy and he needs to win back his heart

While Eggman's thoughts are just of them fucking nasty, how Starline had a pretty nice ass and the ways he complimented him for being so smart and sexy and having a huge cock like "Hrmm that was nice. I'll miss it but it was nice while it lasted" but he just liked the ego boost and the sex and that's it lol

[helluva-hurricanes-blog]

This ship has me in a vice grip

[sonic-shipposts]

One-sided eggline

they wanna be megatron/starscream so bad and i LOVE it