#effiepattersonedit

[phoebehalliwell]

THE WARREN WITCHES:

INTRODUCING. Euphemina “Effie” Patterson

doctors hate her! local woman is three hundred and something years old and only looks twenty! the secret, effie shares, is to have a buoyant personality and a positive outlook on life. oh, also, being a whitelighter helps. but being the human equivalent of a confetti cannon helps more. let’s go girls! so watch out, because something wicca this way comes…