#eels....... orz

[merakiui]

hello its ☕️ anon again!!!

CAN I JUST SAY….that music playlist u shared??? i’ve been listening to that a lot before you mentioned it!!! a lovely coincidence 😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺 i’m so happy that u use it for your writing as inspo like the vibes are so fitting

so beautiful yet so melancholic

it’s also so perfect for slow dancing scenes!!!! i like to imagine slowdancing with azul while it plays in the background, OH AND WHAT IF HE’S DRESSED UP IN HIS GLOMAS OUTFIT 😭😭😭😭😭

havfruens forelskelse sequel….oh it’s going to break my heart again huh? 🥹🥹🥹🥹 im so excited!!!

Hi hiii ☕️ anon!!!! Omg what a wonderful coincidence!!!! I love that playlist. <3 classical music is so magical. orz I love listening to it when I'm writing or studying. That specific playlist has such a pretty vibe to it. Perfect for melancholic writing like butler Jade!!!! :D (I also listened to this playlist a lot while writing the dance scene in tmdg hehe. I recommend it because the songs are all so lovely!!!)

AAAAAAAAA slow dancing!!!!!! AND WITH GLOMAS AZUL. I AM BUT A MAIDEN WITH ONE WEAKNESS (tako weakness). orz orz orz dancing with him under the moonlight. Zuzu becoming human for the masquerade ball so that he can dance with you, the human he's fallen in love with (Little Mermaid reference >:D)!!!!!!!!! I am not immune to pretty octopus in his pretty masquerade outfit. Manifesting an equally pretty and grand card for Jade. Also manifesting Coral Sea event with Jade SSR. PLEASE TWST I NEED HIM. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. OTL

:) I'm excited to break hearts with this sequel (especially Azul's hearts. All three of them.) No one is safe from the sadness in the sequel. >_<

[mochinomnoms]

*comes back after surviving cleaning my depression room* WHO SAID SHIRMPS

Shirmps have translucent tummies!!!! So it is very noticeable when a shirmp is pregnant (shirmp owners now label the pregnant shirmps as "Berried" because the lil eggs look like small berries)

Definitely did not thought about a yuu asking for berries and the twins completely misunderstanding that maybe it is their brain melting due to the mating season

But if yuu did become a Merfolk in this case shirmp they wouldn't need to make an announcement about pregnancy when everyone can see the eggs in your stomach just:

Mershirmp! Yuu:"Morning.."

Mama leech:"Oh morning yuu-" *drops plate*

LeechGrandparents "MY GOD WE ARE GOING TO BE GRANDPARENTS" *happy squeals*

What a nice way to start a day

-Vaquita

the urge….the urge to right tweel smut where they can see their dick through their shrimpmer Yuu's transparent tummy….they're so small and it fills them up so well…they don't even have to ask if it does they can see it with their own eyes….but I must have restraint

That's so cute wtf? I looked it up and from what I can tell, most shrimp do have transparent tummies, but the reason you can see the eggs is because they stick them to their abdomens to keep safe! Like this one:

It does kind make them look pregnant tho hehe. But for funsies sake, let's say that either mershimp keep their eggs in their tummy or that out of human instinct Yuu keeps them in.

Oh the Leech parents are so, so excited! It was a slow dawning, as it took some time for the eggs to develop into something visible through their translucent tummy. But after about two weeks, the twins and their parents are noticing a bunch of orbs showing in various shades of teal, red, and pink. It does look like Yuu's holding berries!

It takes only a second for them to realize that Yuu's carrying the next generation of Leech kids, and everyone's ecstatic! Mama Leech is squeezing them as she starts going off about preparing a separate home for Yuu and the twins as they start their own family. Papa Leech is sobbing, babbling about being a grandpa and being so happy that he's gonna have new babies to spoil.

Jade and Floyd subtle low-five each other, smug as hell about finally knocking Yuu up.

(also welcome back dear!)

[ryuichirou]

Replies

Well, one reply, but it’s addressing the most important topic.

Anonymous asked:

DID YOU SEE THAG ROOK HUNTS GETTING A SAVANACLAW SSR CARD?!?! IM GOMMA GO INSANE OML ORZ

characharing asked:

y'all, i'm screaming. just saw a spoiler (i love spoilers) of new rook cARD AND. BABY HUNTER. also someone mentioned possibility of eel card in the future and i wanna Floyd's

Anonymous asked:

Omfg, Savanaclaw Rook card just dropped! Any thoughts?

Anonymous asked:

DID YOU GUYS SEE THE ROOK SAVANACLAW CARD FOR JP SERVER????

Thoughts.????? 👀👀👀👀

artfulhero-m asked:

My Twitter feed and Tumblr dash is FILLED with everyone excited for Savanaclaw Rook, how we feeling? Thoughts, concerns, the likes? (Ryu note: there is a second part of this ask that I’ll reply to later! <3 sorry)

FELLOWS… They didn’t have to drop it on us right after that gorgeous Vil card, but they sure did, and I am so glad they did. I was trying to bite my own hand off in a weird moment of autoaggression because I sure as hell can’t harm the hero of the occasion himself. 

I can’t believe I actually started thinking that maybe I overdid it with our Savanaclaw!Rook design. You know, what if I made him look too mature for a freshman, or too horny (he could’ve worn a t-shirt, you know), or maybe too sexy (he is a nerd, after all). But boy oh boy Yana was much stronger and hornier than me… I am so so glad. This fucker has a boob window 😭 Imagine this creature approaching Vil with his unsolicited critiques and comments.

Jokes aside, this is a very good card, and I am super looking forward to learning more about Savanaclaw Rook!

 (Also also!! Having eel cards would be AMAZING, I really hope we’ll get them at some point! And the octopus card too…)

[twistedlovelines]

Hehehe,,, continuing that ask you answered— the boys find out that some of the kinks you're reading about kind of go in line with some of their interests that they never really thought of in that way.

Jade lowkey wishes he was an electric eel instead of a moray given the electro-shock scene he read; Rook looks at the rope he uses a little differently having learnt about shibari; Malleus wonders if there's a potion that enables a partial transformation (yes I'm a monsterlover, deal with it); Floyd manhandles people less because he can't help imagine you enjoying the grabbing; Cater scrolls thru porn with cute models fucking their unseen BF & can't help his mind wandering.

God— Azul finding out about tentacle hentai & just dying a little, I could never do that!! ... but I bet their pleasure would taste divine on my acetabulum– NO!!

—🐈‍⬛

oooh , ,, jade with electro-stim....i hadn't considered that before but he'd have so much fun with it, , , being able to trail gloves with little shock attachments over your skin makes him trill in joy- the slightest stimulation causing your body to shake and arch into him <3

what makes you think rook didn't know about shibari beforehand. seeing you read about it only affirms his desire to have you (or him!) tied up <3

tbh double-dick malleus was popular a few years ago and i'm a firm believer in the fact that he has a monster cock <33 this is a monsterfucking blog and frankly u should be proud of it <3

floyd becomes even more grabby than he already is, wanting to drag you into the nearest classroom and show you how much he can really be rough with you...

and cater gets into you fucking him and roleplaying as ur helpless boyfriend who had no idea you were into such kinky things <33

the tweels could never compare to the demons azul is fighting every second after he finds out you read tentacle porn hgjuio. please drag him to the nearest body of water and put him out of his misery </3

monsterfucking with the tweels/azul...orz its such a good concept

[rhoda-pomelo]

Going anon here but I need to tell you that as someone who works professionally with sea life that I am OBSESSED with the jjba fish designs. The fairy wrasse? Man of war? SPOTTED MORAY EEL?? All of them are so meticulously done- Thank you so much for putting so much thought into those designs. Im literally going to show them to my coworkers because they're just as big of nerds about this kind of stuff as I am (they dont know jjba but it's rare to see so much thought put into mermaid designs.) Are you particularly into sea life or was this a specific project of yours?

Thank you so much for your kind words! I'm kind of a nerd about a lot animals, I just think they're all so cool! I would definitely put the same level of thought and effort into any au designs (or just character designs in general) I just happened to have the time and energy then to do a whole roster of designs. Not so much nowadays orz

I hope your coworkers enjoy them!! :D

[arcxnumvitae]

Got to that last one, and laughed because Aur can quite literally "play" with Shilo's hair. The eel babies love the attention! The captivating eyes one was immediately met with me going (almost aloud) "I DUNNO, AUR, ARE THEY? LOOK AT YOUR FRIEND, AUR"

And uhhh the romance one was met with a rather pointed head tilt. That's not really something he thinks about, so he's giving me a very "Sure? If that's what the other person wants? I don't want to overstep." look. (this didn't show up on my dash last night, so sorry it's a lil' late orz)

@soulsxng || And Bingo was his name-o

Too busy avoiding eye contact as he's busy ghosting--

[zhongrin]

Yes. Imagine it like that. Cuz this is what I am about to do 😌💞

Rin slay for teasing Zhongli with the Moray confession 🧘❤️ and I am glad he has that treasure hoard, would be a shame if both of you would've lost these things :(

And heh I just thought of how Zhongli would speak - it's so difficult for me to write for him, I can't speak like he does ifbdkssbhsjsjs but I do it nonetheless to send Zhongli drabbles to my wonderful Zhongli lovers mutuals <3

ALHAITHAM FALLING FIRSZ OFMFBSJSJEBSB EIEBSBSNS JDJS AAAAAAAA

AORHDJJESJ YOU FALLING HARDER?? I CNANTJIDJDJSJSJ

And yes I can understand why it's hard for both of ya to see ya are in ��✨ LOVE ✨💥 (istfg if ya won't see it - I'll make ya see it.)

AND ALRLRKR I JUST DIDNT WANT YOU TO FEEL UM PRESSURED TO SHIP IT RIN <33

help I can imagine one scene which happens always when the both of us are there

"The view is beautiful."

"Yes.. the stars are shining bright tonight."

".. I meant you, my angel."

"Baizhu, is this the revenge for me saying exactly the same to you yesterday?"

".. Kind of, but it is also the truth."

".." *becoming a blushing mess*

And next day it's swapped 🧘

If I have to, I would carry Baizhu up; but I thought about him summoning tendrils with his vision to pull the both of us up to the mountain *smart brain*

"momentarily forgetting about everything else and just basking in your presence <3" RIN DIDHDJOSBSJSKKS THATS SO CUTE OFMGFNDJSJK

RIN I WAS ALSO SPEECHLESS FOR A FEW MINUTES THEN;; HE LEGIT THOUGHT I WAS ALLERGIC TO THE VIOLETGRASS CUZ I LOST MY VOICE; HE WAS GENUINELY CONCERNED 🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯

And Changsheng would. Yes. I can also see her receiving some food from Herbalist Gui then, and as Baizhu and me look confused, she says

"Herbalist Gui bet that you won't do it today. I bet that you will do it." (She is so sassy omfg)

AND I ABSOLUTELY ADORE QIQI OFMGMGMFM I would totally braid her hair, remind her of things (basically being her notebook LMAO), go herb picking with her, help her, carry her around if she wants, do stretch exercises with her and EVERYTHING;; SHE HAS MY WHOLE HEART. SHE IS SUCH A CUTIE. 🤸❤️❤️

Next question; what was the first impression from Zhongli and Alhaitham of you? 💞

vi i am so sorry i know the moray is a lil typo but now all i can think is moray eel zhongli helpjflsjdlsjdls eel.. dragons... what's the difference right- 10/10 would still keep him in an aquarium

zhongli's a hoarder, for sure. if i don't control his hoarding tendencies at home i swear he would fill all the empty surfaces with various lil things..

i get you hshdjshdjdh it's both fun and hard writing for him hahahah al haitham is even worse, i will never be able to emulate canon al haitham's speaking pattern orz i really picked the two hardest characters whose speech patterns are the hardest to write as my faves huh lmao

it's the case of 'you have been with me for so long i just can't see you not being in it and oh shit do i love you that way but but but i don't want to risk it yk what this is fine-' 🤦🏻‍♀️

dw you will never pressure me to ship you with a character bc i will wholeheartedly always support it 100% like literally you can tell me tomorrow "hey so i don't like baizhu anymore and i wanna marry zhongli" and i'd be like YES FRIEND YOU MARRY THAT FINE ASS MAN WHEN IS THE WEDDING AND AM I INVITED 👍🏻

crying feral noises sTToooopPP THATS SO HSHDJSJDJSJDJD

truly the epitome of work smarter nor harder. i should tell zhongli to move the soil like a travelator the next time we're strolling around liyue's plains.

changsheng is like the eldest daughter of you two who's your no 1 supporter but also is so very tired of witnessing your romancing saga /j

qiqi is truly the cutest granddaughter material fr??? whenever she does the windy animation i just. i want to scoop her into my arms and carry her around ueueue

me rn: *presses vi's doll to baizhu's doll* NOW KISS

first impression you ask??? hmmmmm.

with zhongli, it's not that special at first because well, i'm just a normal mortal hooman who just so happens to be one of his friend's follower hehe

with al haitham, he probably thought i was a nuisance lol i imagine it's something like "who is this kid and why is she in grandma's house. i'm just trying to read this storybook in peace." bc we first met when my grandma came over for tea. he was pleasantly surprised to see me not bother him and take up a book to read instead tho.

hbu??? i'd imagine baizhu had the scare of his life seeing someone almost fall over right in front of him hskdjskd

[ephemerallibrary]

hi I know I've been silent for a long time orz

just popping in to let you know that nell has taken up a new career as a vtuber and you should follow and watch and eel play silly games

[merakiui]

AAAAAAA OMG OMG OMG THE BELOVEDS!!!!! THE EELS!!! CRIMINAL EELS!!!!!!!!! (๑>◡<๑)❤︎ oh, how I love them!!! all of the details!!! serial killer!floyd with his handcuffs and prison jumpsuit,,,, and android jade!!!!! his broken eye!! the blue and red blood AAAAAAAAA!!!!! i love them, even if they're both terrible eels who have done bad things. >_<

their lovesick smiles as well! oh, they are so infatuated with their darlings. orz the dialogue is also so clever. even in separate aus, they still manage to mirror each other like the terrifying twins they are. >:D

once again, you're feeding me so well with your beautiful art!!! i can never get enough! i eat up every masterpiece just as ravenously as a certain sk eel... ( ⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝)

Hello! HI! I've got a new piece to share with everyone.

It's inspired by @merakiui fanfictions

The first one being inspired by one of her lunar love hotel works and the other being her android jade work.

I'm super happy with how this came out, I was a little worried that I was going to have a lot of trouble with it, but I pulled through!

Picture is under the cut for tw: blood.

[merakiui]

Oh, my sweet silly Floyd, will kill a man for you and giggle about it but is too scared to confess. I can imagine he really likes that peeps assume you're a couple and gets bitey if someone shows interest in you but plays it off as him just wanting to protect his little shrimp friend.

Floyd will do everything but confess. You'll have to waterboard a confession out of him, otherwise he'll continue to confine himself in the friend zone. T_T it's moray instinct to wait for the right moment and then go in for the kill when hunting, and so that's how Floyd navigates romance. He could be so obvious with his jealousy when other people try to get closer to you, but everything's veiled under the umbrella of friendship. >_<

Floyd just doesn't want to put you or himself in an awkward position if it turns out you don't feel the same, and he'd much rather save himself the heartache than recklessly dive in with a confession. Which is so unusual for him because he's always reckless, but this is one of the few times he sincerely mulls it over. He's a coward who pines so hard omg...... the way he looks at you and the way his eyes soften when you aren't paying attention. The way you're always on his mind day and night, even more so when you're apart. The way he jumps to attention when he sees you walk into the lounge, and he's the first one to wait on you, pushing everyone else out of the way if they try to be your waiter hehe. <3

[merakiui]

they’re so cute aaaaaa!!! ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´ω`ﾟ)ﾟ｡

[merakiui]

he looks so polite and cute here. T_T hand held over the heart and with a normal and sane smile… *squishes him* >:(

[merakiui]

me after learning it's now canon that the tweels have violent sibling fights and therefore the headcanon is finally proven true:

[merakiui]

I’ll give Floyd’s neck the tightest and most affectionate squeeze

- jelly

He’d probably enjoy it. Giving and receiving squeezes is his love language hehe. <3 aaaa imagine trying to choke him, but it’s so ineffective that Floyd’s just giggling and teasing you about it. Maybe you’re still sitting on his lap with his cock thrust up inside you. If you’re so set on arresting him, you’ve got to be stronger than that. :) how else are you going to “bring him to justice” if you can’t even keep your head on your shoulders the minute you sink down on his dick? How else can you think to overpower him if you can’t even properly choke him?

[merakiui]

Would CEO Azul pressure them to have sex with him after their one night together? Does he ever get the twins involved as a cuck situation?

Oooo I think the tweels would pressure you into sex. Maybe because they’re both lusting over you and it’s not fair Azul got to spend a night with a cutie like you. >:( the twins want their cake, too!!!! And if Azul isn’t willing to share, they’ll just have to fuck you in the break room or in his office when he’s out for meetings or even up against the counter in the department kitchen to whet their appetites. The twins wheedle you into all sorts of secret, salacious exchanges and you’re powerless to say no because they hold your employment status over your head. One word to the CEO and your cushy position will be taken away. :) they’re absolute menaces and they get away with it, too.

Of course it starts covert, but Azul is perceptive and eventually he’ll notice something’s not right in the way you interact with the twins. And the twins want him to know. They want him to catch you with hickeys, see your rumpled uniform, observe you hurrying to fix your makeup before anyone can ask questions. They want Azul to know that they’re filling you up daily. <3 so they probably fuck you on his desk minutes before he’s set to return just so he’ll walk in on the explicit display and you’ll be absolutely humiliated and terrified all at once. But imagine how much it would sting if he walks in on you and the twins and you think he might take your side and help you out of this situation, but then he’s shutting and locking his office door and… oh dear. He’s just as bad as the twins. >_<

[merakiui]

we have discussed clingy, codependent boyfriend azul, but now allow me to present to you: scummy, sleazy floyd.

(nsfw + female reader)

scummy, sleazy floyd who you meet at some club deep in the shadowed corner of the city. he smells of alcohol and cigarette smoke, and he’s leering lasciviously as he leans against the bar, blocking your view of another guy who’d been attempting to strike up conversation. he doesn’t bother to hide the fact that he’s interested, and you only let him stay because he keeps you on your toes with his witty and blunt retorts. you tell him you’re not looking for a quick fuck and his lips spread in an easy grin and he answers with: “and i’m just here to hold hands and make friends.”

he buys you a drink; you gaze at the flashy silver and gold adorning his fingers when he passes the cocktail to you. some of those rings look expensive: bejeweled with the brightest gemstones and glittering with sterling silver. his sleeves are rolled up; he’s got tattoo sleeves of what looks to be various marine creatures, all predatory with their curling tentacles and sharpened maws. his ears are pierced, too, and so is his tongue. not that you’re looking at his lips, but when he smiles his entire face lights up. one moment he looks pure and sweet with his broad grins; the next he looks as if he’s just undressed you with his gaze alone. and under the dim, sensual neon lighting, something about the latter look has you rubbing your thighs together in anticipation.

you talk to him as you drink. horrifyingly enough, he’s good company. you almost wish you’d come with a friend so you could have an excuse to leave. it’s not that you’re uncomfortable. it’s just that you weren’t expecting to find someone here who’d genuinely listen to you—and not just so he can wheedle you into sex! he’s a rare specimen, or maybe you’re just too buzzed to see through the deceptively appealing haze that’s fallen over him.

“so why are you still here?”

“cuz you’re fun to talk to.”

“but don’t you want to fuck?”

“do you?” he smirks at your flustered sputtering. “don’t ask for somethin’ you don’t want.”

“huh…”

“you’re cute.” it catches you off guard, but then so does the nickname he throws out next. “like a little shrimp. think i’ll start callin’ ya shrimpy from now on.”

“please don’t.”

“too late.”

you quirk an amused smile and reach out to shove him away. he doesn’t budge. not that you put any force into it. you don’t want him to leave. not yet.

“you never gave me your name.”

“ya never asked.”

“okay, smooth talker, what’s your name?”

he smiles, gleeful mismatched eyes flicking to your fingers as they curl around the handle of your empty glass. he gazes at you next. “floyd.”

“nice to meet you, floyd. i’m (name).”

“s’pretty, but i still think shrimpy sounds better.”

you roll your eyes and angle your body so that you’re facing him entirely. you know you’ve been sitting here for quite some time now because suddenly he’s the only one you want to look at. maybe it’s the alcohol, but you feel so stupidly incoherent when you stand on unsteady legs. it takes you a moment to balance on the wedge platforms, and floyd offers a muscled arm for you to lean on. you grab it and squeeze his bicep out of drunken curiosity. he’s strong…

he’s eyeing your mini skirt and fishnet stockings with sharp eyes. you know it’s bad news; you know you shouldn’t get carried away like this, especially since you just came out of a very vanilla, very normal, very non-sexual romance. but that relationship didn’t work out; this one…is different. it’s not a relationship. it’s a hook-up. it’s temporary. it’s not permanent.

your eyes tell him all he needs to know. he giggles as he guides you through a tight hall to the bathroom. the music is a muffled hum now, bass reverberating through your rib cage as if it’s a heartbeat. impatiently, he pushes you into a stall, not bothering to lock the door. you scramble for purchase when he shoves you up against the wall. it’s been graffitied with all sorts of nonsense: magicam usernames, some circled and others crossed out, phone numbers, dirty words, incoherent scribbles of poorly drawn penises… it’s filthy and you wouldn’t fuck even your worst enemy in a place as horrid as this, but tonight it feels right.

you fumble to grab his shoulders while his hands hike your mini skirt further up your hips. it feels fast and slow all at once. is this happening? are you even alive right now? did you pass out from the alcohol? is this a dream? his voice brings you back to earth next.

“changed your mind?” he teases, pressing his thumbs into your sides to gauge just how plush your waist is. and from what he’s feeling he seems to approve, for he squeezes you playfully. the coolness of his rings settles your overheated nerves.

“s-shut up…”

“ya ever had sex before?”

it takes a long minute for you to process that, but once you do you hurry to respond. “of course i have!”

“liar.”

“’m not,” you mumble, shaking your head.

“yeah, yeah. lemme guess. you want it, but you’re too scared to take it.”

“…not true.”

he barks out a laugh. “ya serious? really? that’s it?”

you push his face away. he’s still laughing.

“that’s not true!”

“ya ever use any toys?” at your limp shrug, he throws his head back and whistles. “man. why’re you even here? what’s an inexperienced thing like you doin’ in a club?”

you stare hard at the floor, suddenly ashamed. “i… i wanted to lose it…tonight…”

or something like that.

“don’t ya have someone special who can take it? not that i ain’t special, but ya know… s’different. a partner or somethin’ like that.”

“there’s no one.”

floyd hums as if he’s considering something before promptly lowering to his knees. he doesn’t seem to mind the sticky floor, but then he’s more focused on the space between your legs. he winks when he catches your gaze, lips peeling to reveal rows of sharp, pearly teeth.

“then i’d better treat ya extra special tonight.”

you don’t object. he wasn’t expecting you to.

maybe if you were more sober and level-headed you might find the sensation unusual. but his tongue (and the cold metal of his accompanying piercing) feels so unfathomably good against your clit. he braces himself against your legs, strong hands wrapped firmly around your thighs as if they’re garters. his nose is buried in your crotch while he angles his head to lave his tongue over your slick pussy, leaving you a shuddering, gasping mess above. you grab at his hair, tugging teal strands to keep yourself afloat amidst inebriation and waves of tantalizing pleasure, each crashing into you as if you’re a poor, fragile sailboat on a vast, tumultuous sea.

he’s the best (and only) fuck you’ve ever had, so when his tongue flashes into your pussy you throw your head back against the stall and wail, your stomach untying its many knots as you come undone. you’re a mess, shuddering and panting, reduced to nothing before something so… so… great? perfect?

something so floyd.

and while you grind against his mouth he laps eagerly at your wetness, unbothered by the shower he just endured. he’s laughing when he pulls away, voice raspy and thick with good-natured mischief.

“shrimpy’s so easy…”

you scowl at him, but it falls apart the moment he licks his lips.

“you’re just too…”

“yeah?” he nods, encouraging you to continue. “too what? you can say it.”

you almost don’t want to give him that satisfaction, but then he’s pinching your clit and you’re melting against the stall. suddenly being vindictive is the least of your priorities.

“t-too good!”

“see? shrimpy knows the right words.” he rises to his feet in the cramped space, shucking his trousers as he goes. they pool at his ankles, momentarily forgotten. you stare at the outline of his half-hard cock against his boxers. “good girl.”

that... wow. okay. that’s…something new. you don’t want it to hit, but it does. and you hate that it does. you try not to let it show, but he’s so eerily perceptive despite all of the carnal lust and physical attraction. how he’s even able to focus all of his attention on you while he lazily works himself in one hand is beyond you, but then you surmise he’s likely had plenty of experience and so by now he knows the basic steps by heart. it hurts a little—that you’re not his first, that you aren’t anyone special to him, that you’re just another body he’s pinned to a dingy stall wall—but you don’t dare let your sentimental feelings spoil the mood.

you watch him roll a condom on one-handed and—god, even his dick is pierced—your anticipation couldn’t be any more palpable. he rocks himself against you, his leaking cock pressed to your stomach. he pokes at an area just above his tip.

“you think it’ll go all the way up to here?” he hums while you try (and fail) to say something coherent. “only one way to find out, yeah?”

“mhm…”

floyd laughs. “don’t go gettin’ dazed on me now, shrimpy. i haven’t even put it in yet!”

he turns you so you’re facing the wall and lifts one of your legs. the position stings for a moment, but then his dick is prodding at your pussy and if you had any doubts now they’re all washed away when he snaps his hips forwards, filling you all at once, so much that the breath is punched out of you and you crumple against the wall. you scramble to grab onto something, but he keeps you plastered to the wall, one hand curled around your waist and the other holding your leg up so that he’s fucking you at an angle. each thrust pushes you up against the stall, and you howl like a mutt in heat, no longer worried about slipping.

it’s so gross. you’re tacky with sweat and your panties are soaked through, and every time he connects his body to yours you can hear the lewd squelching of skin on skin. it’s vile and loveless, but god it’s good. everything about him is temporary; he’s not your forever. you know this, but for tonight he’s your temporary and that feels like a dreamy eternity.

he fucks you like you’re the only one left in this world, and your lashes flutter against your cheekbones, vision whiting out. you shudder through your orgasm, sobbing pleasured relief, and it takes just a few more well-aimed thrusts until he’s spilling hot, groaning lowly in your ear.

he stays pressed to you for a few seconds, rolling his hips slowly as if riding out a glorious high, and you blink rapidly as you return to yourself. he waves his hand in front of you and, stupidly, you reach out and clasp it tight. his fingers entwine with yours. temporary, you remind yourself.

it’s sweaty and sticky and so unbearably hot when he separates himself, slipping out with ease. you almost lower yourself to the ground, exhausted and in need of a bath, so he supports you with one arm while he tugs the now-filled condom off.

floyd peers at you with glazed eyes and leans in to kiss you on the cheek. it’s the cherry on top—a job well done.

“you got a friend nearby?”

“what?”

“someone to pick ya up.” he tries to clean you, balling toilet paper and using it to wipe you down. it doesn’t really work. you still feel filthy even after he’s adjusted your panties and pulled your mini skirt down. it’s the effort that counts, though. “shrimpy’s not really in the right mind.”

“i’m in the best mind, thank you and fuck you!”

“kinda did that last one already.”

he lets you tear yourself away from him. as he observes you clinging to the wall for support, he fits himself back into his boxers and yanks his trousers up.

“gimme your phone.”

“no way. you might do something weird.”

floyd rolls his eyes. “lemme call ya a ride. you need it.”

“ooh, chivalry isn’t dead…”

you pass it to him after fumbling to unlock it. floyd spends an awful long time typing, but before you know it he’s calling someone. you listen to him as he talks, his voice a playful drawl. alcohol aside, he definitely rearranged your guts and your brain. it’s a wonder you’re still conscious.

“hi, jadeee. do me a favor, yeah? will you come pick us up? we gotta drop shrimpy off at her place.” there’s silence; you strain to hear the person on the other side. “nah. s’just a little lady i met tonight. she’s cute. maybe your type if you don’t mind sloppy seconds.” there’s more silence; your skin prickles when you realize he’s talking about you to whoever this jade person is. “kay, so you’ll pick us up?”

the exchange lasts another minute before he’s hanging up and sliding your phone into your pocket. you’re relieved when he tells you he’s found you a ride home because it allows you to mumble your address before you lose yourself to exhaustion entirely. you don’t remember the ride home or how you even got into your apartment or what your roommate said when a mysterious man carried your unconscious body inside like you were a sack of flour he’d slung over his shoulder. but when you wake up the next day, hungover, sticky, sweaty, and still tired, you aren’t spared the details from your roommate. it’s a story you find hard to believe.

you, going out to a club and hooking up? as if. you can hardly fit a dildo inside without tightening up out of fright.

but before you step into the shower, you check your phone for any proof. sure enough, after scrolling through your contacts, there’s a new one. his name is floyd. you stare at the number and it all comes rushing back.

horrified, you text him: why is your number in my phone?

he responds minutes later: thought u might want it.

well i don’t want it.

then delete it :p i’m not stopping u, he writes back.

you stare at his message long enough for those three dots to return.

he sends another message: gonna take a guess and say u wanna keep me in ur phone :)

you hate that emoticon. there’s nothing to smile about.

i’m going to delete you after my shower!

we’ll see

you shut your phone off. you hate that you allowed yourself to get so swept up last night, but most of all you hate that he’s right. you do want him to stay. at least now you have a means of staying in touch. not that you’ll utilize it! but…

it never hurts to talk every now and then, right?