#edwina could be an she/it lesbian.... does anyone see my vision | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

a-a-a-anon · 5 months

Text

i genuinely wish a real edwina character existed so bad. genderbent eddie who punches men in the face yelling "HOW DARE YOU?" when she senses slight innuendo but flirts with bartenders to get free drinks and punches richie in the face when he gets jealous and when she has to wear a bra wears one so tight it cuts off circulation to her head so she's even dumber and orders one of every wine bottle and saves women from richie's seduction attempts only to flirt with them herself.... you are real to me and i love you. "just because I'm a bird, it doesn't mean I'm not handy with me dukes!" while beating a man over the head? would be even more iconic if said by an actual female character.

#edwina could be an she/it lesbian.... does anyone see my vision #she'd pull the public outcry “MY MOTHER WARNED ME ABOUT YOU!” thing on richie all the time over the smallest things. female manipulator 🥰#like i realized that so many of the lines said by ade in Finger truly doesnt depend on the “actually a guy doing a scheme” thing to be funny #itd be so funny said by a woman too. and to me it would be even more iconic if she existed. does anyone know a character thats as crazy as #eddie but woman bc im weak for women in comedy #makes me wish rik and ade wrote more female characters tbh (ofc i get that they mostly wrote characters for themselves to play)#nina.rambles #bbc bottom #this is basically a i need more batshit insane silly pathetic female comedy characters post. which is kind of on me im sure more must exist #my mind goes to dee reynolds <3

0 notes