#edith blackwater / eda.

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"Who is Hotter?" Dressed to the Nuns

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Eda x Fem!Reader (Black Lagoon) 18+

Warnings!!: Some degradation, Strap-on, Swearing, Overall very very spicy

Word Count: 1350+

Her finger pushes on the switch, putting it up a level. She lets out a whistle of enjoyment when you fill your mouth with the toy. Almost as if the strap was actually a part of her.

“That’s it, take it all.”

Little tears of frustration and overwhelmed senses prick the corners of your eyes. She tied your hands, and won’t let them anywhere near the vibrator inside of you.

How… how did it come to this? 

You take the toy all the way. Your throat throbs in discomfort; the thing is so big.

“Oh, ho! Good slut~ Ah, fuck.”

Eda pushes your hair back, muttering praises and swears under her breath. 

She starts slowly rocking her hips back against your mouth. 

She’s reacting to every little movement of your tongue, every pulse of your throat. You know she’s had more than her fair share of sex, but you swear she’s reacting like the fake dick is attached to her. 

“F-Fuck… Your throat is so goddamn tight…”

Her hands twitch at her side, desperately wanting to grab onto your head. But she’s much stronger than she realizes, and the whole thing is already in your mouth and she doesn’t want to accidentally hurt you by pushing it any deeper than you can take.

You were already doing so good.

Eda lets out a soft sigh and taps the edge of the switch. She turns it down after a few more soft thrusts of her hips. You’re already doing so good, she says. And she knows how sensitive you are, she can’t keep the vibrator too high or else you’d cum too soon.

She pats your cheek.

“I-I’m going to pull out.”

Your voice tries to form a ‘thank you’, but with the giant cock in your mouth and your voice already hoarse all that comes out is a small moan of gratitude. 

She pulls out slowly. Spit and drool is all over it and on the corners of your mouth, and some drops fall onto the floor. 

You pant and blink rapidly, trying to keep your mind from blanking.

Think. Keep thinking. What happened today? 

She leans down and messily drags her fingers over your mouth and lips, saliva getting on her hands and your face. Her nails were done a few hours ago.

That’s right. I had today off, and I stopped by the Church to check on an order. Eda wasn’t busy, either, so she asked me if I wanted to get my nails done with her…

She kisses you. Her lips have more than a few coats of gloss. So much that it almost feels like she used lubricant. Your mind goes blank in the moment when her tongue touches your bottom lip.

Your hands struggle in their hold, wanting so bad to touch her.

“Aww. You’re so cute when you’re a needy fucking mess.” 

She puts two fingers in your mouth and probes around. 

“That wasn’t too big, was it?” She shoves her fingers deep enough to test your gag reflex. When you cough, she takes her fingers out. And then she starts to take the strap off. You’re left coughing, the drool not helping as you inhale it desperately trying to get air.

Almost as a tease, Eda takes a sip of water from the table. She waits for you to gain composure.

“B-Bitch,” you cough out. “A-At least… give… wa…ter…”

She raises an eyebrow.

“What, this? Come on, if choking on your own spit would kill you, you sure as hell wouldn’t have survived a day in this city.”

And she continues standing over you drinking water. And you continue choking.

After a solid minute you feel like you’re going to pass out, but you finally gain air flow. Desperate, you take big gulps of air.

“Hey, hey.” Eda squats down and takes your face in her hand. “Calm down, I don’t want ya choking on air now.” 

She takes another sip of water before pouring the rest down your throat.

Thankfully there wasn’t much, or you would’ve choked all over again.

A few more breaths and you were stable again.

“Fuck you…” You mutter.

Eda smirks and pushes the switch on the vibrator up two levels. You cry out in the sudden pleasure. 

“Get used to it, slut. We’re going to be here a while.”

She takes off her small shirt and shorts. She’s not wearing a bra or underwear. The sound of her heels circles you until she’s behind you. Her leg pushes between yours, making you sit up on your knees. 

She lets out a cheeky hum when she sees the pool of liquid beneath you. 

“Swear at me all you like, I can tell you like this. Otherwise you wouldn’t have begged me to fuck your sweet little pussy today.”

Your face heats up. Did you really beg her? Maybe you did…

You swallow, closing your eyes and recounting today’s events.

After the nail salon she took me to get some food. She didn’t wait for the nails to dry so all we could get was ramen.

Remembering all the few times you’ve met with Eda, she always had a calm but dangerous demeanor about her. Sure, she was always in your personal space and flirting, but she didn’t let it get in the way of business. That’s how you always managed to escape her advances.

But today we were both off. I didn’t have a reason to deny her.

When she pulled in, face mere centimeters from yours, so close her hair was ticking your face, you didn’t want to deny her. Her skin always seemed so soft. Her eyes so unreadable. Her clothes so revealing. You wanted nothing more than to run your hands over her and let her take you in devious bliss.

She was sweet and gentle when she kissed you. Her kisses still were, but her actions were all filthy and rough.

You're caught out of reminiscing when Eda’s hand slaps your ass. It stings, but it’s quickly lost in the hard vibrations going through your body.

“Slut~” Eda calls playfully. “Are ya listening, whore? I asked if you were still hungry. I know I am~”

“Eda, for fuck’s sake, how long are you going to toy with me?”

You hear a breathy smile. Your head is yanked back when she pulls on your hair.

“Did you already forget what you said? You asked me to treat you like a slutty fuck toy. Begged me to fuck you as hard ‘nd soft as I wanted, because you couldn’t find anyone else to satisfy you.”

She walks back in front of you, pulling you up. 

You whimper quietly. Her words stoked your memory, making you blush.

You did beg her. 

Her kiss turned you on, and you were so horny you hadn’t even realized what you were asking her for.

Eda clicks her tongue and tilts her head to the side. 

“Consider yourself lucky that you get to be worshiped by me. Did you think you were so filthy, so fuckin’ dirty that only a woman of God could fuck your sin away? Oh, don’t look at me like that..”

The domination in her eyes turned almost to pity. You looked so cute all bare and needy for her, she couldn’t help wanting to cover you in affection. She lets go of you with a sigh.

“Eda, please.”

You didn’t know what you were begging for this time, but she smiles and understands anyway.

“Yeah, yeah, I know. Poor thing, must be hard to focus with this thing shakin’ your walls.”

She clicks the vibrator off and pulls it out of you. Her hand brushes tears out of the corners of your eyes. She brings her mouth to your ear, and whispers all the things she’s going to do tonight. How she’s going to eat you out until you’re dry, and fuck you until your voice can’t scream at her to stop. And all the wicked things in between.

She kisses your cheek when a new layer of blush has you looking away.

“Come on, slut,” she teases. “Show me how long you can last.” 

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Notes: Baking with the Black Lagoon women.(Going back to basic scenarios) Very ooc as always. <3

милый=Dear

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Rebbeca "Revy" Lee

I'd be lying if I said Revy would like baking. But with enough begging (and bribing) you'll manage to at least have her help you. She'd only read the instructions to you, not putting any effort into helping. Sometimes, misreading them or lying making you mess up the dessert.

"3 teaspoons of ricotta chees-"

"3 what? Give me that!" You stared at the list. "3 tablespoons of ricotta cheese! Are you trying to mess me up?"

"I didn't want to do this shit in the first place dammit! Ya think I'll fuck this up just to make me suffer for longer?!" She was. Revy takes baking with you as a chance to annoy you.

Sofia "Balalaika" Irinovskaya

Bala's always busy so baking with her is rare. But she is great at it. She can tell you messed an ingredient up just by looking at it. On occasion, if you had started to bake by yourself, she'd start helping you.

"What are you making?" She shifted her gaze from you to the bowl.

"Some pancake batter for something else I'm gonna make later." Balalaika stared at it before chuckling and taking the bowl.

"There's too much flower милый. Let me help you"

"Ahh shit"

Edith "Eda" Blackwater

Whenever she's bored and lounging around she goes to your house with random shit to bake. Baking gets chaotic when it comes to her because while your focused on stirring, she's dancing to whatever song on the radio or bothering you.

"The phone rings in the middle of the night, and my father yells what you gonna do with your life!" Eda danced around you.

"Baby, please chill the fuck out" She wrapped her arms wrap around you and leaned closer to your ear.

"And girls! They want to have fun!"

"Eda!"

Rosarita "Roberta" Cisneros

She loves to bake with you. You wouldn't want her to cook with you but she likes to help you by cleaning the utensils you use. Usually, she just hovers around you quietly or is your taste tester.

"Does this taste ok?" You shoved a spoonful of brownie mix in her mouth.

"Hmmm," It tasted a little bland. Could use a little more sugar is what Roberta wanted to say but didn't want to hurt your feelings.

"...is it bad?"

"No! No, it's good-"

"Nope it's definitely bad"

Shenhua

She's usually the one baking, and bossy too but in a loving way. Asking you to get ingredients from the fridge or telling you to wipe down a counter.

"Get me milk out of the refrigerator! And hurry up!"

"Okaay" You lazily walked over to the fridge.

"Come clean these cups too!"

You sighed. "Oh my god"

"What was that?!"

"Yes ma'am!"

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Sounds of Silence - Inspirations

Alexis:

"Blue Mary" Ryan - King of Fighters

Vanessa - King of Fighters

Edith "Eda" Blackwater - Black Lagoon

Slyvia Sherwood - SPY x FAMILY

Alex Munday - Charlie's Angels

Motoko Kusanagi - Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex

Dieu:

Luong - King of Fighters

Boa Hancock - One Piece

Abigail Jones - The Great Pretender

Manon Legrand - Street Fighter 6

Shenhua - Black Lagoon

Poison Ivy - Batman & Robin

Ivelisse:

Yuta - One-Punch Man

Dolores - King of Fighters

Laura Matsuda - Street Fighter

Beli Lapran - Huniepop

Dhalsim - Street Fighter

Bangalore - Apex Legends

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(Eda/Revy, Eda/Amber)

Edith “Eda” Blackwater has three varieties of secrets. Those she keeps from her loved ones, those she keeps from the government, and those she keeps from herself. Some are small and petty. Stupid things nobody cares about. A few relate to topics that could make or break entire nations. Far more are tragic and cruel; the kind that hurts both her and everyone around her in ways that are often irreparable. Through her decade of service, only one thing has ever remained consistent. Eda knows, and understands, far too much about how the world keeps spinning. She hates it. All of it. There is no 'greater good', and no matter how maliciously she is mocked there is nothing she can do to change a single thing of what she can so plainly see with her own two eyes. She can, however, tell the world to fuck off and leave her alone.

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20th Anniversary Black Lagoon Official Art Additional images of Shenhua below for the Shenhua fans

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Eda & Revy.