#edited eaughhh im too dyslexia and distracted today and i forgot the entire hinge of my argument

[jiminy-crickets]

how i the FUCK is brady supposed to surpass matthews total penalty minutes if he keeps being on his best behaviour???? HOW!!!! they were like SIX minutes apart a week ago, and now they are FIFTEEN apart!!! and Brady ain't going into the playoffs (as usual) so matthew is gonna have a BUNCH of games to get is numbers up!!! (yes playoff stats don't get lumped in with regular season stats, but when i looked at his stats i found a loose link between how long he is in the. playoffs, and how many penalty minutes he gets the next year, longer he's in the playoffs = more of an asshole next year) and poor poor (multi millionaire) baby boy Braeden won't have a CHANCE to catch up (presuming that this loose link is genetic, which considering how much the two of them are instigators... im gonna go ahead and assume), the gap is just gonna get BIGGER and BIGGER!!!

......BUT, Brady does have FAR more penalty minutes per game, (as of march 30th 2024) Brady - 430 NHL games, 615 penalty minutes, 1.43 PIM/GP. Matthew - 583 NHL games, 630 penalty minutes, 1.08 PIM/GP.

anyways, all this to say April 4th and 9th are the last Tkachuk two bowls of the 23-24 season, so pretty pretty please, Matthew behave, and Brady act the FUCK out!