#edit: just checked and its not bingo its phyllis. point still stands.
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this STUPID book has been out for 10 years now and this exchange still haunts me
#1) bingo honey sweetheart if you are so determined not to let anyone find out youre ex special forces maybe stop grabbing every weapon put i#in front of you and demonstrating immediate expertise#2) also you're supposed to be from texas it does not blow your cover to be like 'yeah ive shot a machine gun before'#3) if you're supposed to be from texas why are you like 'oooh i've never seen a pickup truck with govt plates before' IVE seen them i see th#them all the time its not an uncommon thing#no i wont tag the book if you know you know if you dont know you cant judge me#edit: just checked and its not bingo its phyllis. point still stands.
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