#edit: ima make the whole thing actually and upload it on youtube or smth

[harimenui-forever]

Transcript under the cut uwu

Now with art by @catboy-elias-bouchard

Hewwo jon apowogies fur teh deception~ but i wanted uwu to make suwe chu stawted weading~ so i thought it best nyot uwu to annyounce mysewf.

i’m assuming you’we awonye~ chu awways did pwefew uwu to wead ur statements owo in pwivate. I wouwdn’t twy too hawd uwu to stop weading~ thewe’s evewy wikewihood you’ww just huwt youwsewf. So just wisten.

nyow~ shaww we tuwn teh page and twy again uwu?

statement of uwu jonyah magnyus wegawding jonyathan sims~ teh awchivist.

statement begins.