#edit: I would like to apologize to all the Australians in the tags. I forgot there was a southern hemisphere

[afterthelambs]

Happy hot girl summer to everyone except him

[us-the-voices-and-more-voices-2]

"we should be shaming both parties" have you watched any of the footage from October 7th? I'm not talking about the death and mutilation, but the stories and interviews of soldiers and police officers (hell, one Rabbi shot in the face who was out on the streets trying to protect civilians) who were first on the ground trying to respond to the attack?and when they show the actual body camera footage from the attack? I'm in disbelief there wasn't MORE of friendly fire, the situation was utterly chaotic

oh sorry man, I actually haven't.

to be brutally honest, those stories do not make it over-here in Australia and I do not subscribe to any newspapers I read the news though I just don't subscribe to any, why would I? most of them are like so much money and I read them via archival sites anyway.

especially Israeli sites my god why are they all money, I do not have the spare change and the newspapers clog my emails up lol.

I really should start advertising that I am in fact Australian and usually don’t have much news about anything the ABC doesn’t think is interesting. Ugh not listening to sky news or 9 news Ew.

I unironically get my Israeli news from my Israeli moots, lol

(btw you need a tone tag for this I have zero idea what your tone is, if it’s lighthearted or serious or angry I have zero idea. You need to clarify, I usually am pretty good with figuring out tone but it’s a bit confusing. Thank you for your understanding)

We were a bit high strung to shit over the past 2 days, turns out we have triggers I did NOT know about.

And was ping ponging between incredibly suicidal and not, lol we are NOT okay. This happens sometimes!

anyway, I phrased it a bit wrong. I still have a lot of trouble putting my thoughts into text, I have problems lol 😂

genuinely though it’s a freaking miracle I regained so much of my thought and brain processing skills after having covid. I still have BAD episodes of brainfog and I start stuttering and blanking on the simplest of things.

at least it doesn’t feel impossible to think anymore lol, I genuinely completely Forget what I was talking about sometimes. My short term memory goes to shit sometimes genuinely.

I honest to god completely forgot my whole thought process for the first tag, it’s like genuinely unrelated to the rest of them but yeah what I said was actually shitty I realize now.

whoops I completely apologize and thanks for bringing it up, I can admit my faults. I’ve just had a fucking ROUGH 2 days, rough and honestly fully my fault I shall do better in the future.

also do please drop the news articles! I have zero idea which ones your talking about and would love to read more about it, sorry for my actions I’m genuinely head empty right now and have been going through some shit.

this always happens, we get like really emotional and have some of the brainfog and just say bullshit. Because I genuinely forget wtf I was talking about and then also I misread things a lot? So yeah my fault I’ll be better in the future, all the brain stuff usually isn’t THAT bad but when multiple different things are happening at once WOOF the brain stuff is bad.

At least this time it wasn’t a paranoia spiral or something.

long covid fucking sucks + dyslexia + ADHD + dissociation

I really have bad short term memory problems at times.

blanket statement, I genuinely have really fucking bad language processing problems that flare up at the strangest of times.

usually when we are sick or ill, but over the last 2 days we were pretty unwell + having some mental health problems.

I do need to keep explaining this because genuinely it is BAD at times, sometimes I cannot string together a coherent thought or sentence without just fully blanking and taking a minute to actually try and collect my Thoughts.

usually I completely and utterly forget what I was thinking.

it’s genuinely that bad.

I honest to god just forgot what I was going to say, anyway thanks for bringing this to my attention I will edit the reblog as soon as my brain starts working again.

I hope to hear more from you soon!

[goldenxsunshine]

50 questions you’ve never been asked

I was tagged by the lovely @softboylwt​, thank you darling ✨

1. what is the colour of your hairbrush? edit: so I realized I didn’t read that correctly the first time around, but I don’t usually brush my hair, tho I do have one that’s brown

2. a food you never eat? it’s not really a food but i never eat plain butter, like in cakes and all that, when it’s cooked, alright, but on bread, in sandwiches or anything else it just grosses me out to no avail!! I can’t even touch it!! Also any sea food is a no-go for me, i just can’t!!

3. are you typically too warm or too cold? i think it can depend, but in general i tend to get cold very easily

4. what were you doing 45 minutes ago? i was catching up on niall and liam’s live and feeling very emotional about it

5. what is your favourite candy bar? here we call it kinder tranche au lait, which literally translates to kinder milky slice but idk if that’s what it’s called!! Anyways, it’s the kinder that you have to keep in the fridge with the creamy white thing in the middle, i just love it!!

6. have you ever been to a professional sports event? Nope never, i don’t really care much for any sports tbh afdhkj

7. what is the last thing you said out loud? “good night” to my little sister about five seconds ago

8. what is your favourite ice cream? salted caramel!!!!!! it’s my LIFE

9. what was the last thing you had to drink? water

10. do you like your wallet? I do actually!! I had another pink one that was too big but i received a small dark blue one for my birthday that’s just perfect

11. what was the last thing you ate? something very very VERY good!! it was a polish recipe: tomato soup with some homemade kluski (some sort of pasta i guess you could say) and basil

12. did you buy any new clothes last weekend? nope

13. the last sporting event you watched? as i said before i really don’t care much for any sports so i think the answer is none, if i did watch one well it was so long ago that i forgot afskdly

14. what is your favourite flavour of popcorn? sweet popcorn OR those with some chocolate you can buy, both are equally good

15. who is the last person you sent a text message to? well technically the last message i sent was on here to, but if we mean irl texting then an old friend of mine

16. ever go camping? nope not really, i went a couple times when i was younger with some friends but not anymore

17. do you take vitamins? nooe i don’t, but i should

18. do you go to church every sunday? nope

19. do you have a tan? as of right now, only the beginning of one on my back

20. do you prefer Chinese food or pizza? oof tough one, but im gonna have to go with pizza!! I actually had some today

21. do you drink your soda with a straw? nope not anymore

22. what colour socks do you usually wear? small white ones, sometimes black

23. do you ever drive above the speed limit? wellll since i still haven’t got my driver’s licence i can assure you that i’ve never once driven above the speed limit in my life 😌

24. what terrifies you? loneliness

25. look to your left, what do you see? i can see my bedroom door as well as my cupboard and the front door a bit further

26. what chore do you hate? washing the toilets

27. what do you think of when you hear an Australian accent?  i have no idea tbh ajdsfkds 5sos maybe

28. what’s your favourite soda? i actually don’t really drink any sodas, but if i had to get one i’d say sprite or lemon iced tea

29. do you go in a fast food place or just hit the drive-thru? i don’t think we have any drive-through here, or if there are i’ve never been, so i’m gonna say fast food place

30. who’s the last person you talked to? my little sister

31. favourite cut of beef? i have no fucking clue, i only eat beef when i eat burgers so that one i guess jsdkajl

32. last song you listened to? some song off a random sport playlist i listend to when i was working out earlier, it’s called hometown apparently

33. last book you read? if we’re talking last book i read through but haven’t actually finished yet, it’s une bête au paradis (a beast in paradise)

34. favourite day of the week? i don’t really have one tbh, i just know it’s not monday nor sunday

35. can you say the alphabet backwards? yes i can actually ajkdjfld, well i need to say it thorugh once in order (mentally is enough) but yeah i can

36. how do you like your coffee? i absolutely despise coffee, in any form

37. favourite pair of shoes? a pair of shoes that i found in italy a few years ago, but i just can’t describe them asjdhfk they have too many things idk how to say in english

38. at what time do you normally go to bed? i’d say usually it’s around 11pm or midnight, but lately it’s been more like 1 or 2 am

39. at what time do you normally get up? again usually would depend on my classes, but lately it’s between 8 am and 10 am

40. what do you prefer, sunrise or sunsets? i literally cannot choose one!! boht can be so magical, but maybe i’ll go with sunset cause i’m almost never up for sunrise ajdfkjl

41. how many blankets are on your bed? only one

42. describe your kitchen plates? i still live wiht my parents so they’re just plain white, but modern-ish 

43. do you have a favourite alcoholic beverage? i don’t really have one, but the only alcohol i can enjoy drinking is vodka so anything with that i guess

44. do you play cards? ugh way too much, or well not anymore, but when i was in high school it was literally all my friends’ favourite thing to do and tbh i just don’t really like them

45. what colour is your car? again i don’t have a driving’s licence adjfhk

46. can you change a tire? there are too many questions concerning driving in this jadshkj, nope or well never tried, who knows maybe i have a secret talent

47. what is your favourite state/province? i haven’t been in the US, or well i went when i was much younger so i don’t remember!! But i’ll pick a country and say tulum, Mexico!! i went there once a few years ago and it was just magical

48. favourite job you’ve ever had? i haven’t had a lot of experience in real jobs i guess, but one of my favourite closest to a job thing was the internship i started right before this whole mess in something called psychopédagogie (i haven’t got a clue what it might be in english im sorry)

49. how did you get your biggest scar? i don’t have many scars and the few i have are pretty small, but i guess the “biggest” would be on my foot, i was at a friend’s for the summer and we were going around in quads, then there was a little slope and my dumbass panicked and pushed the accelerator instead of the brake and well....we bumped into a littel tree and yeah adfjhkjs

50. what did you do today that made someone else happy? i haven’t done much today i don’t think, but maybe helping to make dinner ? idk

I apologize in advance if you’ve already done this, but i’m tagging: @essercipertuttienonperse, @rosegoldeyelids, @ltpolari, @watermelonsugarhii, @bigsparrowharry, @herefortommo, @arouiis, @farmjpg and @strawberryhabit

[ashery24]

The Secret of the Twin Job

Edited version note: I MESSED UP, I MESSED UP, I MESSED UP. 

Ok, readers, I'm ashamed to say that I messed up because I post the "sketch" version of this instead of the "clean" version. Now is fixed, but I want to apologize to everybody that read the first, horrible, version D:

Edit 2: Name changed from "The Twin Job" to "The Secret of the Twin Job"

Did you think I would write Leverage/The Librarians crossover fics  for so long without mentioning that Eliot and Jake are played by the same actor? Keep dreaming

or 

Ash jumps at the “Eliot and Jake are twins” train with the Leverage!Ezekiel AU.

By the way, I forgot to say it. In the Leverage!Ezekiel AU the titles of the fics will be inspired by the titles of the chapters of the series.

So they will be based on Leverage (The [something] Job) or The Librarians (…and the [something]) depending on which series is the most outstanding on the fic

Fandom: Leverage | The Librarians (mention)

Characters: Eliot Spencer, Ezekiel Jones. Mentions to Parker, Hardison, Nate and Sophie (Leverage). Mentions to Flynn, Cassandra, Jenkins, Eve and Jake (The Librarians)

Ships: Mentioned Ezekiel/Cassandra. Mentioned Eliot/Parker/Hardison. 

Summary:

-Did you know that you have a clone?

-Excuse me, but I have a what?

Warnings: Possible bad english because English isn’t my native language, possible errors on the Leverage side because I saw Leverage long time ago (basically a possible OoC!Eliot).

Context of the TV series: Post-series for Leverage | Post Chapter 1 and 2, Season 1 (…and the Crown of King Arthur/…and the Sword in the Stone) for The Librarians

Other tags: AU (Leverage!Ezekiel AU) (“The Secret of the Twin” AU)

Eliot was in the kitchen, preparing some meal.

A shadow slided behind him, approaching to his victim.

Eliot continued cooking, stirring the contents of a pot.

The shadow camed closer, just a few centimeters away from achieving their objective…

-If you touch the customers’ food, I will cut off your hand -said Eliot, with a indifferent but, obviously threatening, tone. 

-Dude, I’m hungry, it’s been a long solo Job-complained Ezekiel

-Then eat an apple, but don’t touch that food-Eliot turned, indignanted, and threwed a green apple at the Australian.

-Wow, thanks-he answered, taking it on the fly, before proceeding to eat it.

The Hitter nodded approvingly, before turning to continue his cooking.

Ezekiel watched the process, with veiled curiosity, leaning to watch better, biting the apple from time to time.

-What?! - Eliot asked frustrated, after 10 minutes of silence

Ezekiel smiled mischievously, knowing that he had managed to get the cowboy’s attention but still…

-Something wrong, Eliot?-The smile grew, even more mischievous

…it was so fun to play with him.

-Listen-he said, finally directing all his attention to the Australian-Usually if I have a thief hanging around my kitchen it’s Parker, not you. Never you. My cooking doesn’t interest you. So,I will ask clearly… what do you want?

-Did you know that you have a clone?

-Excuse me, but I have a what?

-A clone-repeated Ezekiel

-What are you talking about?

-Well, it turns out that, in my last solo job, I was about to get my reward and that crazy professor appeared…

-Short version, Ezekiel

-Ok, ok. Long story short. I was involved in an adventure, from which I will save you the details because you wouldn’t believe me…

-I’ve seen a lot of weird stuff

-Nothing like this-answered Jones, thinking that, of the gang, Eliot would be the last to believe what happened to him-Well, basically, I was involved in this adventure with the crazy professor…

-Continue

- ..a pretty cute redhead girl…

-“Pretty cute”?-Eliot asked, sardonically.

-She wasn’t bad but it’s not what you think

-Yes, sure-said the blond, without believing anything

-Shut up. Well there was also the real version of “The old Nate”…

-Seriously?

-Yes-Ezekiel laughed-Also, and maybe you heard about her, there was this blonde colonel…Baird

-Oh, Eve Baird, NATO counter-terrorism agent, very good at her job

-Yes, she. And, finally, a guy, exactly like you, from Oklahoma, called Jacob Stone-ended Ezekiel, looking sideways at Eliot, waiting for his reaction.

-Jake?-Eliot asked, incredulous

-Yep...so...who is he?

-He is…he is my twin brother.

-Twin brother? I didn’t know you had a twin

-I know. Only Parker and Alec know that.

-Not even Nate and Sophie?

The Hitter shook his head

-And that's why...?

Eliot looked at him, hesitant

-You don’t have to tell me the whole story-said Ezekiel

Eliot sighed, knowing that the Australian wouldn't leave without an answer.

-Basically when I turned a retrieval specialist, I faked my death and changed my name to protect my family. Years later I still do it. That’s why nobody knows about my brother.

-Okay, that explains why it isn’t of general knowledge, but doesn’t explain why we didn’t know it.

-Because, after everything I did in retrieval… I don’t recognize myself. You already know that. The fact is that I fear that my family, my brother, won't either. So I decided to leave my past in that, past.

-I don’t know, dude, but Stone seemed legal. A bit pedantic but legal. I think he’d be glad to know you’re alive

-Parker and Hardison told me that too when I told them about Jake.

-Well, if it’s not me, listen them. They know it’s good for you-the dark haired man wink at him, in an accomplice way

-I…maybe. Maybe in the future. Now isn’t the moment.

-As you want-he shrug

-Ezekiel, I want you to promise me, no…I want you to vow me, that you won’t tell anyone about this.

Ezekiel saw clearly the extreme seriousness in Eliot’s face.

-I vow it

-Thank you

-Well, my job here is done-Ezekiel said, as he proceeded to leave

-Yeah, that, get out of my kitchen

-Oh, and by the way-added Ezekiel, in the doorway-I’m a Librarian now

-A…what?

The length of the chapters lengthens and I’m happy :D

The next fic will be, surely, the complementary of this fic from the Librarian side.

Cross-posted in my AO3 account