#edgeworth where the fuck are you??

[sonom1]

me when I walk my ass off in 90 degree weather in shibuya only to find out there's only one shelf of ace attorney merch in the whole capcom store (it's mostly just monster hunter/street fighter merch):

and then walking my ass off in akihabara only to find out there's no Edgeworth pop up parade figure anywhere (I think Capcom and Goodsmile hate me)

shitty art by me btw

[moon-song-and-star]

Ok they really are the gayest couple I've seen in a while huh

[mikayesha]

enlighten me, my dear. why am i still here?

[the-judicial-assistants-notebook]

jfc, man, stand up

[anglerflsh]

Congratulations on the boyfriend

hehe

[subbyp]

finally started playing Hades 10000 years late, loving it so far. have had like 3 interactions with thanatos and already it’s like oh I’m sorry is zagreus making you have some

unnecessary

feelings

or something?

[tinsnip]

"You like our waiter, Edgey? I'll get you his number." "Oh, please don't—" But Larry's already up and halfway across the restaurant, shit-eating smile in place: "Hey! Pardon me, gorgeous, I hate to bother you, but you see my friend back there? The hot one? Well…" How does it work, Phoenix wonders? How does Larry manage to do this? It makes no sense. Phoenix would not touch Larry with somebody else's ten-foot-pole. But the waiter is looking back at them and smiling, and Miles has his face buried in his hands. "He's doing it, isn't he…" "Yep," says Phoenix, popping the P. "Ngh…" "He is a pretty good wingman." "I don't want a wingman." "And yet you hang out with Larry Butz." Miles looks up at the ceiling and gestures in wordless exasperation, and meanwhile Larry's back, victorious, and hands Miles a little piece of paper. It's got a number. And ooh: a winky face. Miles takes it as if he's been handed a wad of chewed gum. "Who's got you?" croons Larry. "Larry's got you." Phoenix leans over and frowns at Larry. "Hey, how come he's the hot one?" Larry looks at him briefly. "I don't control your genes, Nick."

[secretagent9]

phoenix bud this is neither the time nor the place

[kill-vonkarma-again]

larry deserves to be treated with greater significance in the fucking story and im tired of pretending that he doesn't. im so sick of it. the writers are evil for flanderizing him like that. if you didn't want to write him anymore you coulda just said he fucking moved or something

[aceattorneybois]

i like the idea of Phoenix becoming just as closed off and ominous as edgeworth initially was during those 7 years he was disbarred

like imagine edgeworth trying to find out what's going on and phoenix is barely any help and being so mysterious about the whole thingg

edgeworth having to break through phoenix's barriers, just as phoenix had to do just a few years prior....

like the parallels yall help

[cornertheculprit]

wait omg i didn't realize the hd version of turnabout goodbyes changed phoenix's inner dialogue to edgeworth in the detention center to "(i didn't want to see you like this, either. believe me.)" vs. the original which said "(hey, i didn't want to see you either, believe me.)" that's so funny. they said yeah he's being too much of a bitch here let's make it a little nicer

[im-still-a-robot]

Finished Act 2! My final verdict is: It felt like some of the songs were missing their energy, but overall it was very very good, especially the voice actors themselves, who were incredible at conveying emotion

[amongthezinnias]

still mad about the time I was asked to my face if I was queer. at pride. youre fucking kidding me.

[notsoevilmagistrate]

HUH

what the fuck is going on in the manga (x)

[maglorthecrab]

🌅 rainbowmiku Follow

Ok so who was going to tell me not ONE but TWO chief prosecutors for my district have been arrested for murder

💿 makosharko Follow

Hey op do you live in fucking night vale

🕰️ athelas Follow

I did the research for y’all in the notes going wild wanting to know where op lives (and also bonuses of being a law student yay) so the only area I can find where a chief prosecutor has been arrested for murder is L.A. then I reckon they said two because the present chief prosecutor for L.A. is Miles Edgeworth, who has been accused of murder twice but cleared of both charges

🔮 ghosthunters Follow

fellow LA denizen here, fun fact! chief prosecutor edgeworth is married to a defence attorney

🌅 rainbowmiku Follow

He’s WHAT

🎈skyrensics Follow

said defence attorney has also been accused of murder before.

🪜ladderhosen Follow

Oh yeah that defence attorney is Phoenix Wright btw- he defended me for a murder charge once

🎈skyrensics Follow

oh nice! he defended my sister once :) she got accused of murdering someone in her offices parking lot lmao

🛒guiltylove Follow

@skyrensics wait is your sister fucking Lana Skye

🫧 pearlescent Follow

The former chief prosecutor’s sister uses tumblr????

🦔 wrongbird Follow

*opens door of reblogs to whisper* the current chief prosecutor also uses tumblr folks

🐚 demaskmasque Follow

WHAT

🍄 magisteel Follow

apparently he likes the samuraiverse! I wouldn’t be surprised if he was lurking in fan circles on here. Evidence btw- he has a steel samurai figure on his windowsill + a signal samurai keychain.

🌅 rainbowmiku Follow

these updates just get wilder and wilder. I’m learning more about my city’s lawyers than I ever thought I would.

🔮 ghosthunters Follow

everyone really skipped over the fact that it seems like half of LA’s legal system is on tumblr. god forbid they find this post

⚖️ calidistrictattorneysoffice Follow

hey

🛒 guiltylove Follow

NO. THEY HAVE AN OFFICIAL TUMBLR???

🌻 wrightandcolaw Follow

Is this a good time to say hello?

🌅 rainbowmiku Follow

never did I think one of my tumblr posts would attract the literal state of California prosecutors office or the wright and co law officef ashnduhjsjkkshg

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[snapscube]

my updated case/character rankings after finishing Farewell, My Turnabout

holy FUCK that was good. easily THE MOST batshit insane stressful/thrilling case they have done up to this point. i loved nearly every second of it. i think the only thing keeping it from beating 1-5 for me is that i think at very brief moments it gets so twisty and turny that it ALMOST feels a little tooooo gratuitous. but this is very rarely the case and even then i don't think it ever quite gets there. plus, i'll admit from a gameplay perspective once the goal of the courtroom scenes became "just bluff purely for the sake of bluffing to stall as long as possible even though you dont really believe in your client" the gameplay loop became SLIGHTLY less fun. i think from a meta perspective it's Extremely good and compelling and i love how it ultimately plays with the fact that, mechanically, you are literally doing nothing different than you always do. it's just the difference in who you're putting your trust in. your client vs, in this case, the prosecution, namely Edgeworth. it's so fucking good from a narrative perspective but gameplay wise felt less satisfying moment-to-moment. i was kinda just waiting for the other shoe to drop and for them to find maya LOL like you really feel on the edge of your seat when you're literally just stalling to save a life entirely outside of the courtroom. again, it's JUICY drama, but what i liked about case 1-5 is that it kinda had a lot of both of those elements. they both play with the meta of how you understand the game up to that point in really effective ways, but 1-5 felt slightly more balanced.

ANYWAY, not trying to pit two bad bitches against each other im just justifying why it didn't quite make the top spot. It's CLOSE though, i could see a timeline where under further examination it moves up anyway.