#edgelord ass lizard boi

[rainbowgod666]

He makes our "charachters" look normal and well thought out (at least compared to that fucking gnome) but the short of it is

Extremely adaptable lizard thats also extremely cringe cause he an edgelord. Which is why in my SCP canon i had Big Red pull up Da Belt

I'm bored and my brain has decided that I want to converse with you specifically, so uh. Hi.

very epic

i just read some of the entries in the 682 termination log and uh

do you remember the gnomish bastard? the dude that i blocked because he was another scale of cringe?

yeah that damn gnome kins 682

[garbagegrimoire]

wolf cop

Kicking off the wolves & shit week we have a doozy of a creature feature called Wolf Cop.

I personally liked this movie much the same way that I liked Dollman vs. Demonic Toys. It was cheesy as hell & oh the dialog!

This one was special though. While the writers room in Dollman vs. Demonic Toys was likely occupied with drunk 80s edgelords, I imagine Wolf Cop’s writers to be some nerdy-ass Canadian writerly types, primly guzzling maple syrup liqueur from teacups & chuckling about the various puns they slipped into the script.

“Remember what happened to the boy who cried wolf, Willie.”

“I’m not biting.”

The bar is called “Tooth & Nail”

“Who’s crying wolf now?”

“Who are you?” “The fuzz”

“My what big teeth you have”

“I’m going to have to put you down.”

Another thing I appreciated is that they switched the horror tropes up on me. I assumed when I saw backwoods Neo that he was some kind of dork alpha wolf but in actuality he was the ringleader of a group of lizard-dude shapeshifters who do some occult ritual once every 30-something years to harvest lycanthrope blood on the eclipse.

& yes, there is vague occult shit in here but it’s treated more as a tongue-in-cheek joke rather than a damnation of the other, which was nice.

The last thing I’ll, er, mention here is that the change scenes are rather graphic. The first change happens in the bathroom as the guy is trying to rock a piss & wow... What a treat to watch this guy’s dick distort & balloon up like the rest of him — something I just, um, would have never imagined on my own accord so uh yeah... Great.

Podcast notes

We will be discussing Wolf Cop with the rest of the creatures week picks on the second episode of the podcast due out by Monday morning, Oct. 26. Subscribe by searching for Sage Cigarettes Presents: A Ghost in the Magazine or by following this link to Spotify.

Creatures week ranking

Wolf Cop

Overall ranking

Train to Busan

Interview with the Vampire

Nosferatu

Bram Stoker’s Dracula

Vampire’s Kiss

Re-Animator

Wolf Cop

Fright Night

Dolls

The Doll

Child’s Play

Dollman vs. Cursed Toys

John Carpenter’s Vampires

Dracula (2007)

Puppet Master III

Dead Birds

Plan 9 from Outer Space

Heidi

Trilogy of Terror

* I made a few adjustments because really the more I think about Dollman vs. Cursed Toys the more I am amused by it all.

[voidsentprinces]

My brain in Heavensward: A PLD Miqo’te is an uwu ishgard

Talk to Servant. Grab main aetheryte. Grab Brume, Grab Forgotten Knight. Grab Skysteel whatever. Run up stairs. Grab market. Grab left side of church. Grab right side of church. Grab AST place. Run up stairs. Grab Last Vigil. Talk to guard. Enter mansion. Meet Future Husband’s Father and Family. Talk to servant. Leave. Talk to Servant. Go to Mega Church. Talk to servant. Teleport to Markets. Talk to people. Teleport to Plaza. Talk to servant. Talk to Depressed Son. Teleport to Forgotton Knight. Talk to Tender. Talk to Tataru. Teleport to Last Vigil. Talk to Guard. Enter Mansion. Talk to Father-in-Law. Talk to Shild-in-Law. Talk to Responsibility-in-Law. Leave Mansion. Teleport to AST. Run across the stone. Talk to Shild-in-Law. Talk to Guard.

Talk to shild-in-law. Grab aetheryte. Grab choco route. Run down some stairs and through the sky meadows. Ignore the flying bat cats, they’re territorial. Talk to guard lady. Convince Shild-in-Law that staring off in the distance is the most responsibility he can handle. After he leaves have his ward keep an eye on him. Talk to guard lady. Run up a net. Talk to other guard lady. Go punch some owls with sick dancing skills. Stand in one place for 8 seconds longer than you need to...you see no owls with sick dancing skills. Go to another spot where you find more owls with sick dancing skills. Go back to secondary guard lady. She tells you to scream at people. Scream at a Knight. Scream at another Knight. Scream at your Shild-in-Law. Fuck he ran off. Report to guard lady. Talk to guard lady again. Report to main guard lady. She aint’ exactly happy. Convince shild-in-law, he can fetch water with you if he finishes his vegetables. Run to a lake, smack some crystals until they give in to your tyranny. Find shild’s ward. Look for shild. Stand in a spot. Ward says shild has been kidnapped. Break into the owl sanctuary and start punching things. Punch owls until you untie shild-in-law. Shild-in-law failed in P.E. and runs slower than molasses in winter. Punch owls until he goes three feet. Your future husband shows up and proposes to you by helping you punch owls. The wedding will be in May. You’ll both wear your best dress. Cid shows up. Talk to Cid. Talk to Future Husband. Ride out to the meadows and talk to guard lady. Return to Ishgard. Go to AST talk to Future Husband. Go to Skysteel.

Talk to Responsibility-in-Law. Go out into the snow. Talk to Responsibility-in-Law again. Grab aetherite. Grab choco. Ride out and grab choco on the other side of the continent. Teleport to Falcon’s Nest. Talk to R-i-L and his friend. Talk to dude. Punch Ice. Talk to R-i-L. Ride out into the snow. Talk to dude. Punch fuzzy eyeballs. Talk to dude. Talk to dude. Deliver someone’s bento to a dude. Return to Falcon’s Nest. Talk to R-i-L. Freeze your ass off and fall him into snow. Follow him again. And again. Save a Knight and punch some heretics. Run after heretics. Stalk heretics. Punch heretics and follow the one that runs away. PUNCH ALLL THE HERETICS! Oh hey our future ice wife showed up. Talk to R-i-L. Teleport to Falcon’s Nest. Talk to dude. Talk to R-i-L. Go back to Ishgard. Teleport to Last Vigil. Talk to guard. Go in.

Shild-in-law gets punched. R-i-L is trying take your hand in marriage from his step-brother. Chill out. Talk to Alfred. Your friends have been put to trial by combat. Visit your other other future husband. You love elves in uniform. Teleport to the Tribunal. Talk to guard. Walk in like a boss. Punch Knights and free your depressed son from bondage. Receive compass and bird from your Fiance. Talk to your fiance. Leave and go to mansion. Talk to people. Talk to depressed son. Teleport to Limsa. Talk to Admiral Wife. Teleport to Mor Dhona. Find Ninjas hiding in plain sight. Talk to Ninja. Teleport to Camp Drybone. Ride out to bridge. Talk to Lizard Wife. Ride out to prison. Talk to Lizard Wife. Talk to Ninja. Break into Prison. Punch Braves. Talk to Raubahn. Tear open a gate with your bear hands. Slap Lime Jello. Slap more Jello. Slap more Jello. JIGGGGGGLLLYY! Punch fog machine. Run across prison. Punch more braves. Steal their car keys. Find Raubahn. Unlock him. Punch brave. Punch brave. Punch man you stalked. Punched greedy lala. Punch SLOPPEE!. Leave. Pray thee return to the Waking Sands. Talk to Strip Tease. Teleport to Ishgard. Talk to Depressed Son. Go to Last Vigil. Enter mansion.

Ishgard was attacked. Your marriage has been delayed. Talk to Fiance. Talk to Depressed Son. Leave Mansion. Talk to Depressed Son. Side Boytoy shows up with a lance and offers to help. Teleport to Forgotten Knight. Go talk to your future husband in uniform. Boy toy unnecessarily flexes in front of him. Talk to Depressed Son. Teleport to Falcon’s Nest. Talk to dude. Ride out and collect all currents you can. Teleport to Camp Cloudtop. Collect all currents you can. Teleport back to Falcon’s Nest. Ride out and go to Ice Wife’s abode. No ones there. Punch some bears. Steal some homework. Report to Boytoy and Depressed Son.  Ride out to canyon bottom. Boytoy flexes by helping you punch heretics who turn into dragons. Boytoy upgraded to Mantoy. Leave heretic hang out. Go to outside prison. Question people. Punch some mammoths, vanilla jello and polar bears. Go run through the ice. Talk to Guard. Unlock Dusk Vigil. Run Dusk Vigil. FUCK THAT MAMMOTH! Punch a frozen dead dude! PUNCH A GRIFFON! Leave. Go back to outside prison. Talk to Elf Padre. Run across the snow. Make a fire. Attract Ice Wife. FLY AWAY NOW! FLY AWAY NOW FLY AWAAAAAAAY! Go to next place.

Talk to Ice Wife. Get current mocking you on top of branch. Run through forest. Talk to people. Get aetheryte and other current mocking you. Talk to Depressed Son. Talk to Ice Wife’s Boy toy. He’s a hunter and has scars...Ice Wife has taste. Pick up a quest for Hunter Elf. Ride out. Punch some bugs. Punch some more bugs. Stop at cover Depressed Son’s ears as Man Toy and Ice Wife get inches from hate fucking each other. Ride out. Punch some bugs. Gather aether current. Punch more bugs. Talk to Ice Wife. Grab choco route and aetherite. Talk to dragon. Go back to Hunter Elf. Ride out. Follow river. Punch some...fish bugs? Find group. Talk to Depressed Son. Break down Bug Door. Feed them fish bugs. Talk to bugs. Talk to bugs. Go out and punch a fish bug. Talk to bug again. Grab Aether Current. Talk to Depressed Son. Hold hands with Ice Wife as you break into Bug Lair and punch bugs. Steal guns. Grab aether current. Feign capture. Meet Bug Daddy. Watch Ice Wife fight Bug Daddy. She loses. You still love her. Avenge your Wife. Unlock Thicc Ast Thot. Fight Bug Daddy. Win. Ice Wife Compliments you. The wedding is in October. Talk to Ice Wife. Return to Bugs. Talk to Depressed Son. Go to Dragon Lair. Talk to Dragon. Teleport to Tailfeather. Talk to Hunter Elf. Go out and talk to groups of hunters like...twice per camp. Grab aether currents. Report to Hunter Elf. Get more aether currents that way. Teleport to Dragon Lair. Climb stairs. Talk to dragon. Walk down stairs. Punch Dragon’s children. Return to dragon. Get reward. Talk to dragon. Talk to Depressed Son. Walk through cave. Grab aether. Talk to Depressed Son. Unlock  Sohm Al. FUCK THIS PLANT! PUNCH A T-REX! PUNCH A DRAGON AND ITS STUPID WINGS! Leave Sohm Al.

Hallucinate a Moogle. You can fly in the Forelands now. Get aetherite and flight path. Look for moogles. No Moogles. Everyones looking at you weird. You do not like the be judged. Talk to Ice Wife, Mantoy, and Depressed Son. Depressed son tells you to teleport to Gridania. Spite him by walking there. Bug the Seedseer. Seedseer is coming out of her cage and she’s been doing just fine. Teleport to Moghome. Talk to Mantoy. Seedseer shows up. Moogles appear. Yeah, now Mantoy looks even more stupid. Downgraded to Boytoy for doubting you and not supporting your needs. Talk to Moogles. Talk to Moogles. Talk to Moogles. CSI: Moghome. Find a stone. Return stone to Moogle. Grab Aether current on the way. Punch T-rex. Level Herbalism. Grab aether current. Return to Moogles. Turn in stuff and things. Talk to Seedseer, Boytoy, Ice Wife, and Depressed Son. Talk to Boogle. Talk to Seedseer. She goes away. Talk to Moogle. Walk across the plains. Punch some dragons. Punch some more dragons. Talk to Moogle. Grab choco route. Talk to Moogle. Grab aether current. Ride across the roads. Punch stuff. Grab aether currents on the way. Talk to Moogle. Gotta wait for wind. Depressed Son grabs fire wood. Punch trees. Talk to Boytoy. Have a camp out. Talk to Moogle. Follow rode. Attune to aetheryte. Climb tower. Blow horn. A HECKIN GOOD BOY APPEARS! He’s depressed. Ice Wife becomes depressed too. She needs some space. Wedding is postponed. Talk to Boytoy. Follow him through roads. Punch dragons. Punch more dragons. Keep punching dragons. Punch a few dragons and their tardy dragon friend. Talk to Moogle. Punch smaller dragons. Grab aether current. Talk to Moogle. Talk to Boytoy. Talk to Boytoy again. Talk to Depressed Son. Teleport to Ishgard.

Look for Cid. Find Cid. Tataru shows up. Pray thee Return to the Waking Sands. Talk to Raubahn and Strip Tease. Return to Ul’dah ride out to Silver Bazaar. Ask around. Find treasonous maid. Teleport to Ul’dah. Go to Chamber of Rule. Sultana awakens. Talk to Okay Son. Teleport to Ishgard. Talk to Cid. Track down Boytoy. Talk to Father-in-Law. Talk to Husband-in-Uniform. Talk to Cid. Unlock Aery. PUNCH NIDHOGG! Boytoy upgraded to Edgelord. Leave Aery. Talk to Depressed Son and Edgelord. Teleport to Zenith. Talk to Moogle. Moogles are bad at Hide and Seek. Climb tower. Blow horn. Talk to HECKIN GOOD BOY! He’s still depressed. You’re teleported to Ishgard but you can fly in the Churning Mists now.

Ishgard is attacked by heretics. Ice Wife slaps them with a newspaper in front of Edgelord and your Fiance. Talk to Fiance and Edgelord. Talk to Okay Son. Talk to Bartender. Talk to Brume Elves. Go back to Okay Son. Talk to Bartender. Teleport to Markets. Pick up spice. Teleport to Forgotten Knight. Return spice to Bartender. Get bottle from bartender. Teleport to AST. Hunt down noble woman. Give her bottle. Return to bartender. Talk to bartender. Talk to Okay Son. Talk to Brume Elves. Hit on one. Talk to Okay Son. Tataru is missing. Look around for 3 hours. Find Tataru. Meet Gun Wife. Go to bar. Flirt with Gun Wife. Get interrupted by SICKNESS MUST BE PURGED! He kidnapped your Husband-in-Uniform! PUNCH HIS FUCKING FACE IN! AND HIS KNIGHTS! Talk to Gun Wife. Talk to Armor Wife. Split up gang! Talk to Dad Fortempts! Run to the Mega Church. Talk to guard. Run Vault. PUNCH HEAVENS WARD IN ITS STUPID FACE! PUNCH HEAVENS WARD IN ITS STUPID FACE! PUNCH SICKNESS MUST BE PURGED IN THEIR STUPID FACE! FIANCE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Cry for a 15 year mourning period. Deny canon. Reroll your own Fiance Character. Complete ARR. Complete Post-ARR. Complete Vault. You thought I was dead WELL IM BACK! Log off. Fiance is safe in your login queue now. Continue on. Talk to Cid. Teleport to AST. Talk to Cid again. Fly to Sea of Clouds.

Talk to Cid. Talk to Determined Son. Take in the view. Grab an aether current. Take in the view but with grass. Punch some fucking garleans. Free Owl with Sick Dancing Skills. Follow Owl. Talk to Owl. You have befriended Owls with Sick Dancing Skills. Grab Aetheryte. Grab current. Talk to Owl. Talk to Owl Chief. Talk to Owl. Talk to Owl. Bow at another Owl. Talk to Owl. Talk to Owl. Tell an Owl to WAKE THE FUCK UP! Grab Aether Currents. Grab herbs for other owl. Grab other currents you can. Meet up with Cid. Unlock Limitless Blue. FUCK THIS STUPID WHALE AND HIS BLUE BERRY AND LIME SERPENTS! Heavensward steals your car keys. Leave Limitless Blue. Meet the Emperor. Question his dick size and his stupid crown. You can now fly in Sea of Clouds. Fly to Cid. Return to Ishgard. Question your life choices.

Talk to Determined Son. Talk to Tataru. Pray thee return to the Waking Sands. Talk to Strip Tease. Teleport to Gridania. Bug Seedseer. Track down Goth Wife’s Sister. Summon Goth Wife back to the world of the winning. The Marriage will be in August. Talk to Tataru. Teleport to Leatherworking. Talk to people. Teleport to Conjurer’s Guild. Visit Seedseer’s brother in the depths. Its faster just to teleport to Gridania. Talk to Tataru. Goth Wife got new cloths and she is rock em! Teleport to Ishgard. Talk to Goth Wife and Determined Son. Teleport to Tailfeather. Talk to Gothwife and Determined Son. Fly across to gate. Follow through. Enter Hinterlands.

Ride through the meadows. Pick up aether currents. Talk to Goth Wife. Ride through the meadows. Pick up aether currents. Follow the roads. Talk to Determined Son. Enter Psshh-snrk! city. Grab aetheryte. Talk to Pssh-Snrrk! Yell at some Golems. Return at to Psshh-snrk! Ride at dawn. Talk to another Pssh-Snrrk! Punch other Pssh-Snrrk! Talk to previous Pssh-Snrrk! Rewarded. Ride out meet with Cheese-Snrrk! PUNCH ALL THE FUCKING GOBLINS AND THEIR STUPID FUCKING TANK! Oh shit! Goth Wife shows why she is the best and blow them all fucking up! GO GOTH WIFE! Talk to Cheese-Snrrk! Return to City of Goblins. Talk to Pssh-Snrrk! Observe as they blow up rubble. Talk to Roe. Onward. Ride through the meadows. Grab Aether currents. Meet Roe Lady. Ride onward. Find Marauders PUNCH THEM! Steal their lunchbox. Return to Roe Lady. Rewarded. Ride over the hills through the swamp. Grab aether current. Talk to Goth Wife. Assault Walk. Punch Frogs. Talk to Goth Wife. Enter cave. Meet Maggie Smith. Talk with Maggie Smith. Talk to Broom. Talk to Frog. Punch some flies for 10 hours. Return to frog. Rewarded. Follow the road. Grab aether current. Follow bridge. Talk to broom. Unlock Grubal Library. FUCK THAT DEMON WALL! FUCK THAT BEAST BOOK! AND FUUUUUCCCK THAT BOOK BOSS! leave Library. Talk to broom. Grab aether current. Ride out to big dome. Punch Goblins, grab pots, and grab current. Return to Goblin city. Rewarded. Return to Cave. Talk to Maggie Smith. Teleport to Ishgard. Talk to everyone you ever met in the past day. Teleport to AST. Get a chance to say goodbye to everyone again. Teleport to AST talk to Goth Wife, Boytoy, Cid, Determined Son. Strip Tease shows up and gives White Aetheryte. Fly to REALM WIDE RAVE! OH FUCK! ICE WIFE APPEARED! FUCK ICE WIFE IS GONE! Call bullshit. Reroll Ice Wife. Complete ARR. Complete Post-ARR. Complete Heavensward. Go to Realm Wife Rave. Log out. Ice Wife is safe in your log in queue.

PARTY HARD BITCH!

Talk to Cid. Talk to Determined Son. Look around. Slap computers. Talk to Boytoy. Talk to Biggs. Stand in a spot. Wedge discovers stuff. Talk to floating orb. Run across place. Talk to orb. back track punch some naga. Punch some naga and a chimera. Punch some naga. Punch some naga and a chimera. Return to orb. Teleport. Talk to orb. Run across. Talk to orb. Teleport. GARLEANS EVERYWHERE! Run pass. Talk to orb. PUNCH GARLEANS! Punch Not-Gaius! Teleport. Walk through the meadows. Talk to Smol Dragon’s daughter. Get flying in Azys Lla. RAVE HARD! Fly to mother ship. Talk to orb. Fly through ship. Talk to Orb. Punch Garleans. Talk to Orb. Unlock Aetherochemical Research Facility. Run it. Punch Not-Gaius. Punch Robot. Punch LAHEEBREAD! and his sister Iguna. They’ve turned into the Grim Reaper! Punch him too. The pope shows up. He one shots LAHEEBREAD! Unlock Singularity. Run Singularity. Watch the light show. Punch Grandpa. Fiance and Ice Wife avenged. Edgelord Fucks up. Downgrade Edgelord to Literal-Child. Fly out of exploding place on dragon. Make out with Aymeric. Done.

[thedragonofthecastle]

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[i-amusemyself]

Go on do all the obscure asks if you wanna 😊

I’ve finally got around to this! Thanks anon!!

what’s your favorite way to dress?

Half the time I love dressing in skinny jeans and an oversized hoodie bc that makes you Invincible to the Cold^TM but also I love actually getting dressed up and making an effort when I have the motivation to do it bc then I actually feel slightly good about myself lmao

If you could change anything about yourself, what would it be?

I might make myself slightly more attractive, tweak a few things here and there. Maybe be a dude. Maybe not. I’d also love to get rid of my anxiety jfc

what movie/game/etc. helps you calm down?

The TV show In The Flesh and also the movie The Lovely Bones. They put me in such a calming trance idk why

what does your room smell like?

lmao idk? Me ig? Maybe washing? Hopefully not b.o.

do you like to organize?

Yeah I’m really organised but sometimes I have to stop myself because it can get obsessive and unhealthy if I’m stressing about things at the time

what kind of music would you listen to if you could only choose one?

asdfghjkl I have no idea idk um rock? Ig? Because it’s such a broad genre and I could probably push the boundaries quite a bit with what I’d be able to listen to

what song is your aesthetic?

Not a clue! I don’t really... see music in a way it could be an aesthetic. The best I can do is say the music video of Dauðalogn is pretty On Point

what color do you think goes best with your personality?

Black with sparkles

Do you believe in auras?

Who am I to know what’s real? I mean...it seems unlikely but I know nothing tbf

What do you wish you hated, but actually like?

The only thing I ever felt like this about was girls but I’m actively trying to get tf over that

vague about your crush(es)

He’s cute as hell and needs to believe he’s more than a 6 out of 10 ffs

Is there someone you have mixed feelings towards?

Oh gosh plenty of people! Friends and family

Talk about an au or story you came up with

Not to sound like an edgelord but the only things I’ve come up with are fanfiction when I was 14 and horrific nightmares so I don’t think I’ll share lmao

Do you like makeup?

I adore it but I can’t do it to save my life I admit. I wish I could but oh well

Do you prefer space or the ocean?

Space! The ocean scares me lmao

If you could pick any planet besides earth, where would you live?

This is just choosing if I wanna boil or freeze to death.....? So I’ll go with pluto (bc yeah its a planet fight me)

What form of government do you like the most? (capitalism, socialism, etc.)

The non corrupt form (a wild concept) and preferably socialist.

What animal would you keep as a pet, if you could?

Dogs, cats, rabbits, hedgehogs, snakes, lizards, and fish... or if we aren’t being realistic a monkey, an alpaca, an elephant, a koala, a goat... honestly I’d like a zoo.

What do you think our purpose is in the universe?

We don’t have one so just be happy and live a life with as few regrets as possible ig

Do you believe in god(s)?

Nah

Is there a song you can’t handle listening to, even though you like it?

I’m not okay by MCR is a jam but it got used against me 4 fucking years ago and I’m still bitter and not over it

What ex do you miss the most, if you have one?

I don’t miss any of them lmao

Do you like soft, fluffy blankets or rough/smooth blankets?

All of them. Give me all the blankets.

What is your favorite thing to learn about?

Umm, that’s actually really difficult. I like everything. Give me all the knowledge I want to Know Stuff. I gotta say though I do love knowing what people think and why. 

What country’s history do you find the most interesting?

I...have never thought about it. I mean england has a lot of history so some of it is pretty cool. I don’t know enough about other countries’ history to say tbh

What breakup was the hardest, if you had one?

My first one because the boy was literally....infatuated with me so it hurt him like hell. I didn’t wanna hurt him bc he was my friend but also yikes I was not cool with dating him.

Do you have someone where you can’t decide if you like them romantically or just as a friend?

Nope

What do you think about tumblr discourse?

Miss me with that wild shit, life’s too short

What instrument do you wish you could master?

I’ve always wished I learned to play the piano

How easy is it for you to be honest?

Pretty easy. Or even if it isn’t, I find it harder to lie so I force myself to be honest

Do you have any strange interests?

Umm, I struggle to know what my interests are to be quite honest. Idk, I may like death, murder and psychopaths slightly more than the average person.

Do you have any strange fears?

I mean I’m terrified of water...more so than I think is rational. I also hate cuddly toys with batteries in them. So yes is the answer lmao

What food do you binge on when you’re lazy?

Chocolate and bread and butter every time. Not always together though

When you get angry, how do you show it?

I do my best not to show it bc I have no clue how to release it in a healthy way tbh. Mostly I just send excessively long rants to my best mates.

Do you have any impulsive movements? (twitches, ticks, flapping, etc.)

I touch my nose when I’m anxious, fiddle with my hair when I’m tired and shake my leg when I’m nervous, bored or preoccupied.

What do you listen to music on?

Either my iPod, my phone or my laptop. Anything I can tbh

Are you left brained or right brained?

Okay I took a quiz bc I had no clue and apparently I’m left brained

Earbuds or headphones?

Earbuds. I feel awkward wearing massive ass headphones on my head like yikes can’t lurk in the shadows like that

Do you like light blankets or heavy blankets?

Heavy blankets all the way