#edgar evernever recast

[riverdale-retread]

recast edgar evernever for fun

The other Sprouse. Whats his name. Dylan. That one.

NO HEAR ME OUT, because it would be extremely funny if both Polly and Alice become as obsessed with a tanned blonde that looks just like Jughead, especially because practically the only time Polly and Jughead are in the same room is when she's imprisoned at the Sisters of Quiet Mercy and he's being pressed to the wall one handed by a burly guard, and Edgar and Jughead never ever meet. It would be even better if the show just never addressed it, in any way, because Lili R would act the shit out of Betty recognizing that this is yet another blonde lost son of FP that is probably a twin to Jughead but never saying anything because not even the people who saw Jughead daily in school - Cheryl, Toni, Kevin, Fangs - seem to make that recognition. Who's with me? *

*probably no one.

In the alternative, I would have liked to see an almost no-name theater actor who specializes in playing, like, Father Christmas and other friendly, elderly paternal figures, but with charisma leached out, for realism. The actual heads of cults are really a bizarre mystery because the people who fall under their sway say how awesome and awe inspiring they are, but the photographic evidence always shows someone much less attractive and interesting looking than the actual followers.

[curlytemple]

so nobody was gonna tell me that donna hayward was recast in twin peaks: fire walk with me to be played by moira kelly aka karen one tree hill, mother of lucas scott, played by chad dillon COOPER michael murray?? therefore, edgar evernever’s mother is donna from twin peaks…. basically…

[bluewaterhigh2005]

thoughts on riverdale villains

they all want what edgar evernever has. donna tartt’s evil riverdale-sona donna sweett would tie him for first place on my riverdale villain ranking if she came back after several years and was either a) a lesbian or b) recast with actual donna tartt and no explanation was given. hiram lodge isn’t a villain because if my repressed gay daughter was dating a repressed gay dude i’d also try to kill him multiple times- this is hiram fighting for gay rights.