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[bellysoupset]

idk if you remember but i sent in an irl story last time……. and i have another🫣

soooo the last story was about my friend (who i lowkey had a crush on at the time) being drunk and kinda pukey. this time is also about him, and a key difference is that i highkey have major feelings for him

we’d gone to a movie with a bunch of our friends and he got popcorn. fast forward and we’re leaving the theater—he’s a little slow to put his sweatshirt on, and when we all stop for obligatory bathroom trips he’s the last one out. as we’re walking through the parking lot, he kinda casually goes, “i think i ate too much popcorn” and i was immediately on high alert. but he seemed okay, so we all drove home and the drive was fine.

so he and i decide to hang out in my apt, one-on-one. we’re not inside yet, and as i’m putting the key in the door, he literally lifts up his shirt and looks down at his stomach and says, “goddd, my stomach…” nfksjWNFIWJRNF BRO WHATTTT YOU CANT JUST DO THAT AND EXPRCT ME TO NE NORMAL ABOIT IT HSHFJSJENFKGOAPX

and like YES i lowkey looked over and i saw his happy trail and his belly, which is always kinda soft, and it looked a little bloated. and for the rest of the evening he kept a hand on his tummy🫣🫣

i’m freaking out dude like what universe are we in that this could possibly happen

CHRIST???

SHAMELESS MAN??

Frankie what the FUCK i'd have combusted in flames. Happy trail to boot?? You were in heaven

This ask gave me 10 white hairs