#eddsworld canon url

[sheriffthompson]

tord being a dick to monster me. he's dumb enough to taunt the giant clawed beast

pictures drawn 5 seconds before disaster

[citizenoftmrrwlnd]

blacklist (mobile friendly)

info under the "read more!" /safe

BLACKLIST: a source being on this blacklist is not an indication of its morality, just my comfort level.

general kins - factkins

shows/movies - south park - hetalia - beastars - euphoria - boku no hero academia - attack on titan - our flag means death - the emoji movie - sausage party - harry potter and related sources

webseries/internet media - aphmau sources - helluva boss - hazbin hotel - tribetwelve - welcome home - hlvrai - country humans - eddsworld - battle for dream island and related sources - cupcakes creepypasta - homestuck^2/homestuck epilogues - sparklecare/cometcare

games - witch's house - boyfriend to death - your boyfriend - mogeko sources - dramatical murder - poppy playtime

misc - hamilton the musical - ghost and pal's songs

THEMES/TOPICS: (sources including these are not inherently blacklisted and will be handled on a case-by-case basis)

nsfw / sexual content - this includes sources with pornographic content as i cannot verify the ages of anons- if you really want a request from a source like this, please dm me with verification of your age! i will never, and i mean NEVER out someone’s url without permission - similarly, i do try to avoid including items that are labelled as being for kink use/are made by fetish shops. collars and harnesses may show up in my kits, but the ones i select are for fashion purposes ONLY.

agere/petre (i do not feel qualified to create things for these needs!)

traumacore (dreamcore and weirdcore are okay though)

murder

cannibalism

requests that directly contradict canonical identities (like a gay man pride flag for, say, pearl from steven universe — this specific blacklist topic however does NOT apply to fictives/introjects!)

e/ds

s/h

religious trauma

yanderes

SHIPS:

generally immoral ships (incest, bestiality, pedophilia, glorifies abuse)

habit/vinnie

techza

any of the addisons/spamton

toriel/asgore

ships involving c!tommy

pearl (steven universe)/male characters

philever aka r/sugarduo

CHARACTERS/CREATURES:

habit (EMH)

d-team [dreamwastaken, georgenotfound, sapnap (any source)]

william afton (fnaf)

harumi (ninjago)

not-deer and [redacted]

succubi/incubi

foreverplayer

[bimboothefool]

𝐀𝐜𝐭𝐬 & 𝐑𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐁𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬

𝐂𝐢𝐫𝐜𝐮𝐬 𝐑𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐬 & 𝐀𝐭𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬

Angels of Death | Bayonetta | Creepypasta | Danganronpa THH, SD2, UDG & V3 | Delicious in Dungeon/Dungeon Menshi | Demon Slayer/Kimetsu No Yaiba | Eddsworld | EverymanHYBRID | Five Nights at Freddy’s | Friday Night Funkin’ | Identity V | Jujutsu Kaisen | Marble Hornets | Mario Series | Monster Prom, Camp & Roadtrip | My Hero Academia | Persona 3-5, Q & Q2 | Pokémon | Resident Evil | Scott Pilgrim vs The World | Sonic The Hedgehog | Soul Eater | Stardew Valley | The Amazing Digital Circus | Twisted Wonderland | Welcome Home

𝐑𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐀𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬

- Fluff

- Light Angst

- Hurt/Comfort

- Yandere!Characters

- AU’s (either by me or others, but the creator of an AU must have given permission in my circus tent we respect boundaries)

- Character/Canon x Reader (Both Art & Fanfiction)

- Fem, Gender Neutral Reader

𝐑𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐃𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬

- Minor x Adult Ships

- Suggestive or Lewd Situations w/ Minor Characters

- OC x Canon & Character x Character (Gotta pay me for that!)

- Suggestive/NS-FW Content (on a separate blog and twt account, I won’t reveal the name/url for my own safety)

- Child/Baby Reader or Character

- Human x Mobian (Romantic)

- Incest/Stepcest

- Cheater!Reader/Character

- IRL Serial Killers

- Celebrities or Youtubers

- Pregnant!Reader/Character

- Tribe Twelve

- Seven Deadly Sins Anime

- FN@F Kids Souls (For my fnaf fics it’s more so the characters themselves rather than the soul of the kids.)

[edds-kill-a-thon]

About

This is for the mobile link of the about, WHICH I FORGOT TO DO. THE WHOLE TIME. OOPS.

hello all! this is an ask blog for the eddsworld gangs when they were teens! so you could say this be in the past.

this may get a BIT ooc but hey ho, just here to have fun. more characters may appear if the opportunity happens!

muns of this blog:

- synth. 18. they/he/xe. that’s it lmfao. just me. been a fan of ew since 2011/2012, and got brainrot recently again for it. so.

some things you should know:

- do NOT be creepy. these characters are around 14-16. >:( 

- this is somewhere based in mid-late 2000s? late? give or take. so ya know…they might not know what an ‘Elden Ring for the PS5’ is.

- they are in like. london lmfao. uk. britain. so ya know, american high school system doesn’t really apply here.

- as for ship stuff, i would prefer to keep it vague and platonic . we will see though?

- once again, may get ooc, and use hcs that i have and what others have. though i do try to stick with canon as much as i can. (who am i kidding)

- if i dont answer your ask, it’s likely because i have nothing to work with on it or i’m just lazy LOL

cannot stress this ENOUGH but the characters on this blog are not related to their real life counterparts. any connections is just coincidence. the only one i can say is the blog’s url, cause i found it really funny. 

- mun Synth (main is @synthavision and @synthsworld)

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[tordcallout]

callout for @nyadmin

this callout is best read on desktop.

this callout contains: racefaking, blackfacing/brownfacing, pedophilia, incest, grooming, systemfaking, antisemitism, nazism, cult jokes, and more.

his current url is nyadmin. his twitter is adminpowers. his discord is ROMY O NO#6477. click here for a list of past names. click here for a list of his past urls. his other blogs are: amblyopic, racefakery, todayphobe, exadmin, askmychampion, and supercrushhighschool.

tords past callouts: one, two, three.

the rest of the callout is under the cut.

racefaking:

tord claims his mom is white and native and that his father is half black and half white. people who have known tord irl in the past say that his dad is not half black and those who’ve known him online say tord has never mentioned it before or joined in when they discussed issues related to being black. he also refuses to ask his dad for any photos of his grandmother who he says is black.

in the past tord has tried to claim that he doesn’t benefit from white passing privilege despite being extremely pale.

photos of his parents found on facebook show that neither his mom or dad have anything resembling ethnic features. his mom’s hair is dyed blond but regardless they both have basic white features:

below is proof that the woman shown is tords mom:

tords own blood related brother, felix, claims he doesn’t know where tord is getting their black heritage from:

below is a screenshot of an anon on mikas blog asking if tord has ever said the n word in front of him:

on 8/23/18, tord made this post. in the post he says this:

if it isn’t clear, he basically just said that he is white.

there’s also this screenshot from an older blog of his:

and if that wasn’t enough proof that tord’s racefaking he has also done both blackface and brownface. however, before we get to that here’s some more:

tord wondering if he could participate in the black men smiling tag and blackout.

now for the moment you’ve all been waiting for. tords blackface and brownface.

the first image is the brownface, the second is blackface.

on the left tord has obviously edited his skin to appear darker. in his blackface cosplay he claimed he wasn’t actually painted black and that the snapchat filters were making him darker. this is clearly a lie considering nearly all snapchat filters lighten your skin and this filter is no exception:

here is the filter applied to a white person, and as you can see, her skin is smoothed out but it is no where near dark the way tord appears in his selfie.

adding onto this, if you look closely at tords selfie you can tell the outside of his lips have a very pale ring around it. this is obviously because he didnt do very well coloring in his skin. you can also tell there is a grainy texture on tords skin but not anywhere else in this image, more evidence the image was edited.

more info on the blackface cosplay selfie can be read here and here.

you must either be on desktop or reading this post through a chrome browser to view this part, apologies. in these posts tord has a conversation with someone named frost about his callouts and being mixed. please keep in mind that the conversation in that link took place on may 7th of 2018. meaning, that in the past tord agreed to stop claiming to be mixed black and native but then threw that all out the window and began to reclaim it again.

grooming, incest, and pedophilia:

i was very hesitant to include this however, many people have said they feel the same way about this so it felt important enough to have its own part. multiple people believe that the relationship between tord and his brother felix is extremely inappropriate. the way he interacts with his brother is really something he needs to re-evaluate.

this isn’t meant to be about kin drama or anything of the sort, i’m only stating this because of the way tord and felix take kin so seriously. he and felix often match kins which isn’t an issue in itself, however, the only kins they typically match are those of which have a canon romantic relationship; and if not canon tord will still tag felix in ship art of their kins, as seen here. 

when you visit the op of that post, you will see that it is tagged as both “shipsworld” and “tordedd”. the art is very obviously ship art anyways.

tord is obviously one of his main ids, so to tag your own sibling in ship art of your main id with one of theirs seems incredibly off. not to mention the very large age gap between tord and felix in the first place.

this isn’t a recent thing of theirs either, they’ve been doing this for years now. couples they’ve kinmatched have been: greg and rose from steven universe, eliza and alexander from hamilton, and penny and billy from dr. horribles sing a-long blog. along with tord and edd from eddsworld and romeo/admin and jesse from minecraft story mode who are not canonly dating. there are most likely even more than those listed above.

there aren’t screenshots of them both being kin with these characters, but the hamilton one isn’t hard to believe considering tords main id used to be alexander hamilton from the hamilton musical.

to add onto this, felix apparently had a set of ocs and a persona oc at one point. his oc skit, was to represent himself, and his oc aiko, was implied to be skits romantic interest.

here is a photo of skit, as you can see skit represents felix. you can also clearly see that aiko is labeled as skits “enemy and crush”, confirming that these two characters are supposed to have a sort of romantic relationship.

now here is a photo of aiko. as you can see from the relationship box, it is 100% that skit and aiko are supposed to be in a romantic relationship or something similar to that.

now the reason this i’m telling you all of this is because of on tords old deviantart, he has a folder of art of his kins. in that folder you could find images of skit and aiko along with one of aiko on her own, implying that tord kins her.

to make things even weirder, the photos added to this folder of skit and aiko are incredibly romantic in nature, hugs with hearts around them and a photo where the two of them are basically kissing with a heart above the two. the folder also includes more romantic tordedd art as well.

back to their matching kins however, as stated before, tord and felix kinmatch jesse and romeo/admin from minecraft story mode. i know little to nothing about this game, however, i do know that tord ships these two characters together. felix kins jesse and tord kins romeo. 

UPDATE: i have been informed that the ages previously listed here were a mcsm fans headcanon ages for the characters and that they do not have canonical ages. however, it does prove that there are fans that would see the ship as a pedophilic one due to hcs of romeo being 30+ and jesse being >20.

now, here is a disgusting screenshot of tord saying he’s going to show his brother porn. i’m sure this was meant to be taken as a joke but i find it highly disturbing due to the fact that at the time of this screenshot being taken felix would only be 12 years old and tord would’ve been 16 years old.

i am in no way trying to say tord is a full on pedophile, not am i accusing him of having romantic or sexual feelings for his brother, however, i am saying the way he interacts with his brother is not okay and that he needs to learn how to separate friend interaction from sibling interaction.

cult jokes:

tord previously had a cult joke in his about: “mixed but i drank the racefaker koolaid”. when told about this, he refused to remove the joke and tried to hide it under the guise of the phrase being “aave” (his explaination was that black people like to drink koolaid). he was messaged by someone on his blog @/racefakery who asked for him to remove the joke from his about, as it is incredibly insensitive to joke about something like that where everyone can see.

in the conversation, tord doesn’t take the person who messaged him seriously at all and says “i don’t see why i should care?” about cult victims. i don’t think i have to explain how horrible and insensitive that is to say.

the joke continued to stay in his about for nearly a month after this conversation. on top of that, tord never apologized nor admitted that cult jokes are just as serious as jokes as any other traumatizing kind of event.

UPDATE: after doing a little digging, i found an older blog of his. in the links of this blog there is this: “thanks for reading and welcome to the lonely hearts cult” at the end of his links. so there’s another cult joke made by tord.

nazism:

tord has had multiple accounts of him being antisemetic, however, for this we are going to focus on the fact that tord is kin with habit and kinned eridan.

archive of this page.

habit from everymanhybrid is a canonical nazi. this was displayed on tords “alters” blog. now even if were going to pretend tord is a system here, unless tord is comfortable with antisemitism there is no reason for his “alter” to kin a nazi. all alters share similarities with their hosts, this mainly includes moral standpoints, saying tords “alter” is okay with kinning a nazi but not tord is the same as saying you can have one alter be a terf but the host isn’t. it isn’t simply isn’t possible. anyways, here’s evidence of habit being a nazi:

the person he claimed to have possessed was josef mengele. i don’t want to repeat the things he did but you can google it if you’d really like to know of it.

on top of habit being a nazi, here is a list of his “hobbies” & crimes he’s commit:

as for eridan, his main goal from what i’ve been told was to “wipe out the landwellers”, as he is a “seadweller”. his whole character is a metaphot for nazism, eridan being hitler and the “landwellers” being jewish people. if you want more info on this it can be found here. not sure why you would though.

tord was also briefly friends with ethan, a known nazi & rapist, for a while. there’s a lot of screenshots and information on that. you can read it on this google doc.

systemfaking:

this one isn’t going to take very long to explain because of how blatantly obvious it is but tord is systemfaking. from what i and quite a few others can tell, one of the biggest implications is that tords “alters” would reblog one anothers posts and talk to each other via the posts. there a many reasons this makes no sense:

if his alters are conscious enough to have their own blogs and set up themes similar to tords, why do they need to reblog one another’s posts to communicate? at that point, they should be able to speak via headspace.

these posts of his alters interacting with each other are made just seconds apart from each other, it is literally impossible for anyone to shift this fast, the average shifting time is 5-15 minutes. however, these posts aren’t even made a full minute apart from one another.

this is a post where tords “alters” habit and cora are interacting on a post.

if you look into the source code of these two posts you will find that they were made literally not even a full two minutes apart from one another. the original was posted at 8:10:46 and coras was posted at 8:11:10. like i already stated, this isn’t possible in systems.

tord and his “alter” gem do this again. gems first reblog of this post was at 17:51:49. and their second reblog of the post was at  17:53:48. under 5 minutes apart from one another, meaning tords reblog must’ve been around 17:52. but it just isn’t possible either way.

you may think that this is all that tord has done, but it really isn’t. despite all the information in this callout there is still a lot here that isn’t shown. this was thrown together as a sort of “birthday gift” for tord. i hope you appreciate your gift, tord.

[ewtom]

UFT / SALE

offer anything, I’m picky though. I like persona and various animes, one word (or plural) urls are cool too. details in my bio.

[archived--hell]

Im deleting multiple (semi) canon urls! 

Eddsworld:

@cutemarks @cutepauls @cutepatryks​ @cuteells​ @cutetamaras @cutetoris​ @cutematildas @cutetoms​ @cutetords @cutetodds

Mystic Messenger:

@mysme-seven @mysme-zen @mysme-jumin @mysme-jaehee @mysme-yoosung @mysme-v @707defender-of-justice @thelovely-zen @catmom-jumin @lololguild-yoosung @fangirl-jaehee

Btd1 and 2:

@wolf-vincent @foxboy-ren @fallenangel-cain @blackmamba-akira @sadistic-strade @demonking-rire @blackmamba-sano @btdrire @btd-sano @btdakira @btd-akira @btd2cain @btd2vincent @btd2lawrence @btd2ren

Ones that are from fandoms (such as @flowerboy-lawrence or the few eddsworld ones) are because i have used them for multiple fandoms/things, and i will be keeping them!

If you want to check out the blogs i am keeping, i will at them below (the ones im comfortable sharing here, simply put):

fine to follow w/out asking:

@flowerboy-lawrence - flower/plant blog for a headmate!

@small-gay-prince - mildly dead rp blog for a oc/self insert (idk why youd follow this but hey, you do you)

@strawberry-tord - long dead rp blog, will never revive it (at least, not in the near future)

@perfectshyprince - overall kin blog!

@cuteboy-dates - gay side blog for me and my headmates gay thoughts for our s/o(s)!

@thewritingmuses - promt blog that gives me and my friend writing muse!

@cutematts - voltron side blog, nsfw sometimes!

@cuteedds - space kin side blog!

@robotic-star - mettaton kin side blog for my narcissistic needs, nsfw

@terrifyingly-angelic - angel kin blog, some things might??? be a bit,, concerning 

@cuteeduardos - very nsfw monster loving sideblog

ask to follow please (if i say no, its nothing against you, im just touchy about who follows):

@eggs-n-disappointment - 100% nsfw side blog, very weird n gross kinks is the reason i want you to ask to follow wheeze

@glitchyventing - venting side blog

@beautifully-cruel-tyrant - prince kin side blog, lots of talk about gore and or concerning topics

@cutejons - btd1 & 2 sideblog, lots of blog, gore, and death among other things

[redleader-archive]

you are the one and only irl tord eddsworld? i love you so much you are so so valid!!!!! PLUS u have a super canon url which u totally deserve bc u are tord irl!!!

ludwig thank you so much ily2 !! this really means a lot :D 

[rejectclone]

RANT ABOUT SOMETHING I'M STILL REELING FROM

I’m still in shock that James Rolfe just responded to my message and I didn’t even know he owned a certain URL I wanted. I was just like ‘damn the last post on this blog was March of this year……….should message and ask for the URL?’ Mainly I just wanted the URL since I got really invested in the AVGN/Board James series and I wanted to make a sideblog with a canon URL so I can dump all of my shit there. I already have a couple of sideblogs just like that. (Brightcookie for Cookie Run, Tomatoredd/Futureedd for Eddsworld, Dark-Craving for Fallout, Juliepowers for a Scott Pilgrim blog that I turned into a figure collecting blog, etc) So I was thinking the URL owner wouldnt respond since the blog had like one post and a default icon/theme, and fUCK IN G FEW HOURS LATER HE WAS LIKE 'Hello there’ and I saw that message at fucking 3:00 AM-ish since I woke up from a fucking nightmare since I was supposed to have a PERT exam today at a shit community college (and they fucking canceled it at the last minute and I’m still fuming) and I was in the state of feeling total dread and fear. I mean like……….......it’s HIM™…………….......... bdheownfhisowngdsowjbsgdipwmwgxoalqngddisoamajizppaksbdoosnaaloxejaoskxb I fucking shat myself and immediately responded and said sorry and that I understand why he kept the URL for certain reasons even tho he was willing to give it to me but I didn’t want to sound like a jerk, and I think a part of my soul died at 3:00 AM-ish, April 22nd, 2017.

[all-kin-calls]

yo, this is Tom from eddsworld. uh. Mostly looking for Matt? we were in a relationship for 2 years but broke up "mutually" which left me really gay and pining for him. im 20, and chill w/ doubles. id also be okay with finding tord as long as he apologizes for ripping my arm off. (Non-canon memory.) im severely depressed and tend to have bad mood swings. i have a memories post up @piss-crew (sorry 4 the nasty url, someone in my system chose it.) like or reblog this. minors not preferred but okay.

@piss-crew

[kin-squad-finder]

hey. tom from eddsworld here. 20, trans guy in canon, looking for Matt and maybe Edd? Still pretty unclear about Edd tbh. I'm.... iffy on finding Tord. He sawed my arm off in my canon, not to mention a whole bunch of other crap. If you're Tord and you remember this, come apologize. If you're Tord and you DONT remember this but you wanna talk, that's chill. I dated Matt for 2 years but we broke up on "mutual" terms. Like or reblog this; or the url is @piss-crew. Gross, I know but I didnt pick it.

@piss-crew

[findinkin]

i'm tord from eddsworld, i'm looking for anyone who wants to talk to me tbh!! um i have really bad anxiety so i can't message first.. anyway! i don't remember much but i think my canon was basically the same as source canon, just with tiny differences! doubles are fine with me!! my blog is @taintedwhispers (edgy url i know) if you wanna talk! im a minor,, so id prefer no one over 17!

@taintedwhispers !!

[kinhelping]

I was wondering if I could request a ministrife? (I'm so sorry if that's spelled wrong) My main kin is Tom from Eddsworld. In my canon, I was more tan, and had piercings. Besides that, I was the same! Thank you so so much

I need you to come off anon or at least give me a url to contact, sorry! It’s in our rules! I’d love to make this though!

[edds-kill-a-thon]

about

needed to make a mobile version of the about so here

hello all! this is an ask blog for the eddsworld gangs when they were teens! so you could say this be in the past.

this may get a BIT ooc but hey ho, just here to have fun. more characters may appear if the opportunity happens!

muns of this blog:

- synth. 18. they/he/xe. that’s it lmfao. just me. been a fan of ew since 2011/2012, and got brainrot recently again for it. so.

some things you should know:

- do NOT be creepy. these characters are around 14-16. >:( 

- this is somewhere based in mid 2000s? late? give or take. so ya know…they might not know what an ‘Elden Ring for the PS5’ is.

- they are in like. london lmfao. uk. britain. so ya know, american high school system doesn’t really apply here.

- as for ship stuff, i would prefer to keep it vague and platonic. we will see though

- once again, may get ooc, and use hcs that i have and what others have. though i do try to stick with canon as much as i can.

- if i dont answer your ask, it’s likely because i have nothing to work with on it or i’m just lazy LOL

cannot stress this ENOUGH but the characters on this blog are not related to their real life counterparts. any connections is just coincidence. the only one i can say is the blog’s url, cause i found it really funny. 

- mun Synth (main is @synthytee and @synthsworld)

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