#eddieandv asks

[eddieandv]

Can you please eat trump

Please

Pretty please

.....i'll just sayyyy if he happens to go missing....

[eddieandv]

IF YOU'RE WHAT. -e

Opinions on venom? idk just can't think of anything to actually ask forgive me 😭

He’s cool. And if your freaky then he’s sexy

[eddieandv]

TRICK OR TREAT 🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵

TRICK!

V stOP IT WITH TH-

are you kidding me

[eddieandv]

trick or treat :3

TRICK!

Venom, why do you keep using memes of me.

HEY! I'M MENTIONED....

[eddieandv]

Have you two kissed again since the whole incident with Anne?

....next question

YES! EDDIE LOVES WHEN MY TO-

VENOM.

[eddieandv]

My fellow americans. I'm enormously high. And I'm gay. I want to speak to you tonight about the need for violence.

HELL YEAH!

DON'T ENCOURAGE THEM, V!

[eddieandv]

have you voted yet, eddie and venom?

yes! :D

WHY ARE YOU BLUE.

>:3

[eddieandv]

Venom, does white chocolate count as chocolate?

NO IT IS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING!

I like it...

DID WE SAY DISGUSTING? WE MEANT DELICIOUS!

???

[eddieandv]

I’m bringing you into the Avengers and Deadpool universe pookie pie

Welp! -e

[eddieandv]

Hey Venom did you know that if you hold your finger about an inch or two away from someone's arm and say "I'm not touching you" repeatedly for about 10-20 minutes it makes them super mad? Try it!

OKAY!

[eddieandv]

Have you failed no nut november yet? <u<

With venom? Yeah. sadly, sorry to disappoint you, anon....I'll do better

[eddieandv]

EDDIE! I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION!

Does Venom purr when you scratch him? Is Vee just a huge cat? Please we need to know!

...Yes, sky he does in fact. It's an odd thing, it's more of a raddling but, yeah. Oddly...

[eddieandv]

For Halloween, you guys should dress like a loser infected by an alien parasite- Oooh.... Never mind.

WHATHE YHELL MAN. AwHAT DID I Ever do toYOUUU

[eddieandv]

Have you realized Venom has the opposite of bitch face? He's always grinning /pos

THANK YOU! ANON!

YOU'RE DROOLING ALL OVER ME!

[eddieandv]

vemon the fact that you use plural pronouns for yourself is very based! /pos

WE ARE BASED! YES! THANK YOU! AS ARE YOU, ANON!

[eddieandv]

Horrible sickness! The power of yaoi compels you!

Whatever! Go my yaoier! spread your yaoi upon the world!

cw for a bug under the cut ^__^

please laugh anon