#eddieandv asks

[eddieandv]

Can you please eat trump

Please

Pretty please

.....i'll just sayyyy if he happens to go missing....

[eddieandv]

IF YOU'RE WHAT. -e

Opinions on venom? idk just can't think of anything to actually ask forgive me 😭

He’s cool. And if your freaky then he’s sexy

[eddieandv]

TRICK OR TREAT 🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵

TRICK!

V stOP IT WITH TH-

are you kidding me

[eddieandv]

trick or treat :3

TRICK!

Venom, why do you keep using memes of me.

HEY! I'M MENTIONED....

[eddieandv]

Have you two kissed again since the whole incident with Anne?

....next question

YES! EDDIE LOVES WHEN MY TO-

VENOM.

[eddieandv]

My fellow americans. I'm enormously high. And I'm gay. I want to speak to you tonight about the need for violence.

HELL YEAH!

DON'T ENCOURAGE THEM, V!

[eddieandv]

have you voted yet, eddie and venom?

yes! :D

WHY ARE YOU BLUE.

>:3

[eddieandv]

Heya, don't mind me dropping in here, wanted to ask what are Venom's thoughts on trans kids? :3

TRANS KIDS?! THEY'RE TRANSPARENT??

haha...very funny v..

They're COOL! LET KIDS BE KIDS!

[eddieandv]

Venom, does white chocolate count as chocolate?

NO IT IS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING!

I like it...

DID WE SAY DISGUSTING? WE MEANT DELICIOUS!

???

[eddieandv]

yall should make out. In the next movie. Please.(I beg of you😭)

We'll try our best, anon.

[eddieandv]

I’m bringing you into the Avengers and Deadpool universe pookie pie

Welp! -e

[eddieandv]

Hey Venom did you know that if you hold your finger about an inch or two away from someone's arm and say "I'm not touching you" repeatedly for about 10-20 minutes it makes them super mad? Try it!

OKAY!

[eddieandv]

I actually marathoned all 3 movies and when Venom's speech at the club has me dying XD Eddie, stop keeping Venom in the closet

I AM NOT KEEPING HIM IN ANY CLOSET OF SORTS!

THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE.

?? DUDE.

[eddieandv]

Have you failed no nut november yet? <u<

With venom? Yeah. sadly, sorry to disappoint you, anon....I'll do better

[eddieandv]

Venom can I have some of your chocolate? I'm having cramps and I'm lowkey dying

OF COURSE! Have all the chocolate! Use a heating pad if you have one, anon!

[eddieandv]

Horrible sickness! The power of yaoi compels you!

Whatever! Go my yaoier! spread your yaoi upon the world!

cw for a bug under the cut ^__^

please laugh anon