#eddie x hot priest

[originalcrime]

i just know after father brian said well that’s all right i’m celibate eddie was thinking wow what a shame he is way too hot to be to not be getting any. wait what

[foggynelsons]

Father Brian wanted that cookie

[bieddiediaz]

prettiest princess eddie diaz continues to wreak havoc on the population of LA. aka i will lead the eddie x hot priest revolution myself if i have to

Eddie stumbled through the corridor and certainly bumped into a table or two, his lips firmly attached to Father Brian’s. It was a still heady, heady rush, to realise—that he could do this, he could let himself have it, and surrender to the pleasure, and it was okay. 

Except, it occurred to him as they broke apart and Brian started nipping down the side of his neck instead, pausing at the juncture of his neck and should to suck a mark there, for one thing—”Shouldn’t—you said—you shouldn’t be doing this.” 

Even as he said it, he made no move to disentangle himself.

Father Brian groaned, giving his neck one last nip before pulling back a little to look at Eddie. Eddie couldn’t help the small whimper of protest that slipped out of him. When he met his eyes, they were dark and wild; his hair was untamed, sticking up in all directions. I did that, Eddie thought with a sudden rush of satisfaction. This was the physical, tangible proof of his desire.

Brian’s voice was gravelly when he spoke. “I know, but you make me—you just—”

He dove back in, and the newness of stubble on his partner’s face as they kissed drove every other thought from his mind; sent a thrill down to his toes.

And he should be thinking about how this was typical, and how he fucked up every partner he ever touched, how he ruined every one of his relationships, but none of those thoughts occurred to him at all. All he could feel was the lightness in his mind, the freedom in his heart, and the stubble against his chin.

[tommystummy]

"just nothing that defies the big ten" I want you and Eddie to defy the big ten

[thisshitisridiculous]

the most oblivious man in the world needed someone to push through his misunderstanding and just kiss him

maybe the most repressed man in the world needs a hot priest to gently hold his face and tell him i see you and i accept you

[wolvesofinnistrad]

Eddie watching Sense8 before he meets the hot priest and all thats running through his head is the "i took him into my mouth like holy communion" line

[jakeonao3]

forgive me father for I have sinned

eddie x hot priest, 1.8k words, rated E

Eddie and Father Brian talk at the phone the afternoon after they saw each other at the bar. Other confessions are made, and Eddie gets an orgasm out of it.

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Additional Tags: Episode: s08e06 Confessions (9-1-1 TV), Post-Episode: s08e06 Confessions (9-1-1 TV), Coda, Fix-It, it's sort of everything in-between(?), Phone Calls & Telephones, Confessions, Queer Eddie Diaz (9-1-1 TV), that's the confession lol, Gay Sex, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, First Time Bottoming, Bottom Eddie Diaz (9-1-1 TV), Top Father Brian | Hot Priest, Consent is sexy guys, Creampie, i guess?, Eddie Diaz Has A Praise Kink (9-1-1 TV)

[whatwouldeddiedo]

if anyone could make a hot priest second guess his commitment to god, it's eddie diaz

[thestrangestthlng]

Eddie x Hot Priest.

Sign. Me. TheFuck. Up.

Fics where?

[isobelardent]

Despite the plethora of Catholic people in my life, my attitude towards religion is mostly summed up as ‘meh personally but you do you’. I also find the notion of priests and nuns being celibate to be outdated and pointless. Having said that, I don’t usually ship characters with clergy. However, there are a couple of exceptions. Eddie Diaz lusting after his wake-up call masquerading as hot priest is pushing for a spot on the very short list. The top spot being Assumpta Fitzgerald and Father Peter Clifford on Ballykissangel (curse the ending to that dalliance -IYKYK).

P.S.: Yes I know the obvious recent example is Fleabag but I never watched it (although, even I could sense their chemistry from online snippets).

[spectres-fulcrum]

Okay but how about for one night Eddie forgets he's straight and Father Brian forgets his vows just for like one night because they had amazing chemistry.

Like that might be the best chemistry Eddie has ever had with anyone on the show.

I'm just saying one night. At dawn life goes back to normal.

[originalcrime]

Father Brian: well, that’s alright. I’m celibate

Eddie: but you still want to fuck me though, right? … right?

[foggynelsons]

[bieddiediaz]

saw a burning bush in the desert and the voice of god spoke to me and told me eddie and father brian masturbation session in the confessional. amen.

anon i have been thinking about this non stop for two days. the delicious tension of hearing but not seeing, perceiving but not knowing......

[arabella-s-arts]

Of course I ship Eddie with the Hot Priest, I'm only human after all.

[aashiqeddiediaz]

no offense. i'm straight. oh, that's all right. i'm celibate.

[ID: three gifs of Father Brian and Eddie Diaz in 911 8.06, "Confessions":

GIF 1: Father Brian exaggerating as he closes his eyes and enunciates his words, "And you have that very handsome mustache."

GIF 2: Eddie looking away from Father Brian initially before snorting out a laugh, looking back at Father Brian and quirking an eyebrow as he laughs.

GIF 3: Father Brian sipping at his coffee, hiding a pleased, crinkled grin behind his cup as he watches Eddie over the rim of it.

/end ID]