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Eddie: ITS JUST TOSSING BALLS INTO LAUNDRY BASKETS! 😤ITS FORCED CONFORMITY! 👿THATS WHATS KILLING THE KIDS!👹
Eddie: *sees a cheerleader*
Eddie: 👋🥰
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#eddie munson#he’s so dramatic and for what#for anybody who’s watched freaks and geeks#eddie @ Chrissy really gives Sam being like#oh hey Cindy!#also go watch freaks and geeks
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This is an 18+ blog! Come on back when you're old enough, kiddos.
Mostly, I write fluff and smut (and fluffy smut). Mainly fluff and smut about everyone's favourite metalhead Dungeon Master from Stranger Things. 🤤
Lately, I've started to branch into darker tales, still featuring Eddie Munson. All I can say about this is that I'm sorry. It was never meant to get this bad...
All my stories can be found my AO3 via the links below. The shorter ones are also available here via the Tumblr links. I also post some of them on FanFiction.net.
Series:
A Freak and a Weirdo (Eddie x Sam (original female character)) Sam character intro AO3
When you’re different, other people think you’re weird. When you’re wired differently, they think you’re the town weirdo. And if that wasn��t bad enough, then the town freak starts paying attention to you.
The one where I write a very probably autistic protagonist, who's definitely maybe me (I wish!).
Cupid's Bow: Tumblr (chapters posted weekly)
First Times: Tumblr (coming soon)
You Shook Me - Eddie x Lex (original female character) Lex character intro AO3
Eddie Munson wasn't expecting much from his life, Hawkins, or his trip to the mall one random day in 1985. But after an unexpected encounter with a fellow Hawkins High student in the mall elevator, an encounter that quickly threatens to develop into something more serious, he starts to see a future for himself. By her side, hopefully.
The long one... I'm finished the second story in this series & I've got an idea for the third story that I'm just dying to tell!
You Shook Me (Alternate Universe) - Eddie x Lex (original female character) AO3
These are alternative universe stories where things take a dark turn for those universes' versions of Eddie and Lex. You don't have to read You Shook Me to read the AU stories in this series but they'll probably make a little more sense if you do.
The one where I'm really fucking mean to Eddie and Lex for no other reason than I can be.
Some of the stories from this series are also available here:
Little Deaths: Tumblr
Multi-chapter stories:
All I Want for Christmas - Eddie x Ash/Aisling (original female character) AO3
In which our homesick heroine visits her cousins in Hawkins after being cruelly denied the one present she really wants this year, only to discover that there may be a little bit of Christmas magic left in this small Indiana town.
The Christmas one.
Eddie the Banished (and Monstrously Sexy): Stories of Eddie in deliciously monstrous forms! Collection: AO3
Horny - Eddie x Chrissy Cunningham Tumblr AO3
Definitions of horny (adjective):
having horns or hornlike projections
sexually aroused, sexually eager or lustful (slang)
The one I totally wrote because I wanted to be able to use the tags Horny Eddie Munson, Virgin Eddie Munson and Demon Eddie Munson all in the one story. 😂
My Heart's Aflame - Eddie x You There are two versions of this story, both from Eddie's perspective because I originally wrote it from a first-person point of view and then rewrote it from a third-person point of view. But in the end, I like both of them so you get to choose which one to read as I can't! First-person POV: Tumblr / AO3 Third-person POV: Tumblr / AO3
Eddie just wants what’s best for you. Although, in hindsight, what’s best for you is probably not inviting him in wolf form into your home during a snowstorm. But now he’s here, and you’re so good and kind. And oblivious to the monster that’s lurking at the end of your bed.
The one where no good deed goes unpunished... but what a punishment!
One-shots:
I'll Let You... - Eddie x You Tumblr AO3
Eddie Munson was such a cocky little prick sometimes. Who wouldn’t want the opportunity to shock him a bit?
The one that wipes that smug look off his stupid handsome face.
Escape - Eddie x Steve x You Tumblr AO3
Steve gives Eddie a gift. You.
The one that I'm genuinely not sure about. I tend to write long descriptive pieces so this was an attempt to keep things relatively short but I worry it lost a little something because of that. Also, the "sold into marriage" trope has been done to death but I hope I managed to not make it boring.
White Hot Shame - Eddie x female Narrator Tumblr AO3
Don’t worry about it, it happens to a lot of guys…
The one where Eddie thinks he has a problem but I'm not complaining!
No Y/N for any of the xReader/You stories because I can't stand it!
For good or bad, all my works are written by me because, honestly, who would want to read something that no-one could be bothered to write?
(these adorable little badges are made by Andy Carolan)
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Hmmmm for the fandom ask how about WOLF?
W - 5 favorite ships and 5 kinks you like best for said ships O - Choose a song at random, which ship or character does it remind you of L - Say something genuinely nice about a character who isn’t one of your faves (chars you’re neutral on are fair game, as are chars you dislike) F - What’s the longest you’ve ever been in a fandom
fandom asks
why hello there!!! Thank you sm!
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W - kinks? 😳😳lmao I didn't read it super properly so I'll just do top five ships <3
Josh and Sam
Laura and Max
Chris and Ashley
Chrissy and Eddie (watching stranger things only for chrissy was NOT the smartest thing I've ever done, I'll admit it)
Emily and Jessica (I have such a soft spot for these two)
O -
is all my ships and option for this song? No? Fine. I'll do one. HAHA I LIED IM DOING TWO.
It really reads as Josh and Sam as well as Chris and Ashley to me. Esp Queenies the (almost)s fic characterization of them (VERY good just reread <3) Just give it a listen lol.
L - mmmmmmmm Mike. Mike Mike Mike Mike. I'm neutral on him, but I do like the humour he brings to his part of the game. That part is notorious for being way too long and boring if you've played Until Dawn as many times as someone like I have lol, but I still like the humour he brings. It's dark and he may or may not lose some fingers along the way but hes so goofy with stuff he says lol. He and Emily have some of my fav lines in the game!
F - Casually? PJO. I would dabble in consuming fanart and drawing the characters as well as reading the books religiously. Not so casual? Until Dawn lol. 7 years almost 8. My first "real" fandom. I read so much fanfic for this game lmfao. I got into it a little too young but I've always loved horror and I really love the characters in this game. As goofy as it (and they) are.
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ETA 27 Nov 2022: it has taken me literally weeks to realize that this is chapter thirteen, that i posted as chapter twelve, and that there’s a whole almost 4K words missing between this and the chapter i posted before it. i cannot express how much of an utter fucking buffoon i feel like please forgive me oh my god
hello! i think i proofread this, but as i mentioned before I wrote all of this in a trance after a really shit day so. honestly who knows.
i actually. i'm super insecure about this and i really don't. i don't know man. i'm trying not to make reader a mary-sue but i'm also fighting tooth and nail with myself about the fact that it wouldn't matter even if she was. my inner demons are bitches fr. send help
if i'm totally real i might. i might rewrite this and shove a few things into the next chapter. i don't know. i don't know!!
pairing: eddie munson x fem!reader rating: M, each chapter rated individually warnings: swearing, bleading, minor injuries, author was dissociated while writing basically, pacing is off the charts word count: 4,481
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𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕿𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖊𝖊𝖓: 𝔚𝔬𝔯𝔡 𝔬𝔣 ℜ𝔢𝔠𝔞𝔩𝔩
The silence in the RV is practically deafening. Your skin feels too tight and your head feels full of cotton. It’s hard to think past the anxiety of it. For years, now, you’ve had to deal with nightmares, visions and horrifying knowledge that wouldn’t be believed. Years of being made to feel like Cassandra; bringer of prophecy and never believed. You’ve had to watch people die over and over again, without any ability to do anything about it.
You haven’t had much time to stop and think about why you have powers now in the first place. It’s connected to Eleven opening the gate in ‘83, that much you know. Well, you assume. The timing is a little bit too convenient for these things not to be connected.
What you’re not sure about is why all of a sudden you can do things now, instead of just having to spectate. You’re filtering through the events that you remember seeing, but nothing matches up with the timing. Nothing happened right before the night you first plane shifted. Even Chrissy was… even that was after.
A part of you wants to believe it’s just a reactionary thing; maybe some part of you is connected to the Upside Down, maybe it’s just nature providing its new predator with a foil. When you sigh, a hand comes down on your shoulder. You’re sat on the ground between Eddie’s legs; you don’t need to look up to know he’s wanting to ask what’s wrong. You shake your head and wave him off.
You’re overthinking things again.
When Steve hits the brakes on the RV, you slowly get up and follow Lucas, Erica and Sam to the door. You stop on the last step and look out at the house in front of you.
“Well that’s… that looks safe.”
Lucas snorts and Max turns around to look at you.
“Welcome to Creel Manor,” Max says, extending an arm out towards the run down building.
“Wait,” you say, when the three are about to walk off into the house. You reach out to grab Lucas’ hand and put your handgun, grip first, into it. “The safety’s already off, so be careful. Just…” You look from Lucas’ shocked face to the house, behind you to the RV, and back to the boy in front of you. “Anyone show up, aim for the legs, yeah?”
“Yeah,” Lucas agrees, quietly, looking from the gun back to you. “Enough people dead already, right?”
When you give him a pat on the shoulder, the thought comes to you. You run back in to tell Steve to wait for you for just a second, grab one of the soda’s from your designated pack by Eddie’s feet, and run back out, past the kids, straight to the front door.
“Hey, what are you—” Erica starts, but you hiss at the lot of them.
“Shut up, I need to focus.”
You use the corroded knob on the front door to pop open the soda and chug it as fast as you can. It burns the entire way down, and when the bottle is empty you feel like you’re five seconds away from regurgitating it all back up. You take a few deep breaths to steady yourself, and place your hand on the panels covering what you know is a stained glass window underneath.
You have no idea if this is going to work. You know this is at least an eighth level spell, and you have no way of knowing what can or can’t work with you. You’ve used different schools so far—alteration, divination, necromantic—so there’s no real way to know for sure.
Nevertheless, you close your eyes, try your best to develop a mental image of the front porch you’re standing on, and take one last deep breath.
On the exhale, you whisper something low enough that you know that no one else could've possibly heard you.
Immediately, the wooden panel under your hand splits, and you can hear the bushes around the porch rustle. You can hear the three kids calling after you behind you, mostly panicked. When you pull you hand away from the door and look at your palm, there’s a small gash where the splintered wood cut the skin open.
You ball your hand into a fist and wipe the blood from your nose before turning around. You toss the empty bottle into the bushes and ignore Lucas and Erica in favour of walking up to Max.
“Remember what I said at the lake,” you say, sternly, clenching your jaw against the headache pounding behind your eyes. “You’re not responsible for this. It’s not your job to fix this alone.”
“Yeah,” Max breathe, nodding shortly.
You bite your lips and nod once before running back up and in to the RV. Steve speeds off before the door even shuts behind you, and Eddie is right there, grabbing you by the shoulders with a force that startles.
“What the hell was that?”
“Contingency,” you say quietly, slowly reaching up to pull his hands off your shoulders. “I don’t have to think about or do everything, but I can at least give myself a plan B.”
“And what’s your plan B, exactly?” You hear Robin ask. You turn your head to look over your shoulder at Nancy before looking back up at Eddie. You let him reach up to swipe a thumb over your upper lip.
“Evac.”
“Okay,” Nancy starts, pushing herself away from the front seats to look back at the rest of you. “I wanna run through it one more time. Phase one.”
“We meet Erica at the playground,” Robin says, voice calm and low. “She’ll signal Max and Lucas when we’re ready.”
“Phase two.”
“Max baits Vecna,”Steve says, hands on his hips. “He’ll go after her, which’ll put him in his trance.”
Nancy nods. “Phase three?”
“Me and Eddie draw the bats away.”
“And if anything goes wrong?” Nancy prompts, and you raise your hand from behind Eddie.
“I plane shift them back, we take the bikes and meet up with Erica.”
“Four.”
“We head into Vecna’s hopefully newly bat-free lair and… flambé.” Robin says, holding up one of the Molotovs.
“Nobody moves onto the phase phase until we’ve all copied,” Nancy starts, before looking pointedly at you. “Nobody deviates from the plan, no matter what. Got it?”
You just nod while the rest voice their confirmation and swallow thickly. It’s obvious she knows you’ve got a plan no one else is involved in, and she seems adamant in letting you know not to resort to it.
And you can’t make promise like that. Not for this.
When everyone moves for their gear, after you’ve picked up your bag from the floor, you grab Eddie by the arm and hold him back.
“Hey, you trust me, right?” You ask, letting your hand slide down to his once he’s stopped to turn around to face you. He frowns but nods once.
“Yeah,” Eddie says, sounding unsure. “Yeah, of course. Why…”
You take a second to bite your lip. “Word of Recall,” you whisper, tightening your fingers around his hand. “That’s what I used. Just… just in case.”
“Hey, what’s the hold up?” Steve calls out, poking his head in through the door. “We’re on a time crunch here guys.”
“Yeah, sorry,” you apologize quickly, dropping Eddie’s hand and bolting before he can say anything. You pull your bag around to your front and rummage through the contents to grab a switch knife and tuck it into your right front pocket.
Inside the trailer, you move past the gate and head straight for the bathroom.
“Hey, I get that this is really stressful and we probably won’t be able to use the bathroom in a while but,” Robin starts, following you and pausing in the doorway.
Your hand is deep under the sink’s cabinet, reaching for the two cans of hairspray you know are tucked in there.
“Okay now I’m even more confused.”
While you stuff the cans into your bag, you pull out a zippo with your free hand.
“They hate fire,” you explain shortly, tugging harshly on the bag’s ties before getting up on the floor. “I know it’s not part of the Grand Plan or whatever but honestly I’d rather be safe.”
Robin just stands there and looks at you for a second before shrugging her shoulders. “Suit yourself, as long as you don’t blow yourself up.”
Thankfully, going through the gate doesn’t bring or induce anything awful this time. When Nancy and Robin pull you up to your feet after dropping in, you stand to the side just to listen. Your head stays blissfully free of any lich telepathy. You glance quickly over at Nancy, who’s grabbing the weapons Eddie’s throwing up through the gate, and can’t help but wonder.
You shake the thoughts out of your head and, once everyone and everything is through safely, you head out the door, behind Dustin. Eddie’s just put his hand at your lower back when Steve turns around.
“Hey, guys, listen” he calls out, making his way back over to the three of you. He points at you. “If things here start to go south—”
“Abort, take them back,” you finish for him, heaving your back higher up on your shoulder. “We’ve been through that, I know.”
“Right. Just, draw the attention of the bats, keep ‘em busy for a minute or two, and we’ll take care of Vecna. Don’t try to be cute, or, be a hero or something.” You notice how Steve seems to be looking more intently at Dustin, now. “You guys are just—”
“Decoys,” Dustin interrupts. “Don’t worry, you can be the hero, Steve.” You can’T help but snort.
‘Absolutely, I mean,” Eddie continues, and vaguely gestures at the three of you. “Look at us. We are not heroes.”
Steve looks pointedly at you again and you put your hands up.
“Hey, I’m not a hero either man, I’m just the party cleric.”
Steve looks entirely unconvinced, though that might just be the nerves showing. He nods, and moves to walk away, but Eddie takes a step forward and calls out to him. He looks back at Dustin, then over his other shoulder to you, before saying, “Make him pay.”
Red lightning strikes immediately followed by a clap of thunder. You flinch at the sound, immediately followed by yelp when you feel something at your elbow.
“Hey, sorry,” Dustin says, leaning away and putting his hand up. “You alright?”
“Yeah, sure,” you mutter, clearing your throat. “Come on,” you say a little louder, tapping Dustin’s arms and moving towards one of the other trailers. “Time to set up.”
While Eddie and Dustin go through the Munson trailer to get the amp, wires and his beloved Warlock, you busy yourself with getting the ladder. You prop it up against the side of the trailer as best you can so it won’t be too wobbly, and make your way onto the roof. You let your bag drop and give a few thumps with your feet. When you hear Dustin shouting, you smirk and move to grab the length of rope you’d stashed in your bag. You work to loop part of it around your waist and tie it as tightly as you can manage, sit just beyond the ladder, and toss the rest of the rope down.
The front door makes you jump when it slams open, and you sigh when you hear Dustin whooping.
“You ready for the most metal concert ever?!”
“I would’ve rather be at the Hideout to hear Eddie play for the first time but I guess this fuckin’ works,” you return, leaning back on your hands. “Hurry up losers, we’re wasting daylight.”
“Yeah, calm your tits, woman,” Eddie grumbles, hitching the amp higher in his arms. “Isn’t even any daylight in this place anyways.”
When they’re up next to the ladder, Dustin carefully ties the handle of the amp before making his way up the ladder. Slowly, the two of you pull the amp up along the ladder. You scoot back as much as you can while Dustin grabs the thing and heaves it up onto the roof. The larger amps nearly make you slide off the edge of the roof, but after the second one, the other two don’t feel as heavy.
“You’re good!” You call out to Eddie, quickly untying the rope from your waist. You’re about to just toss it to the side, but quickly ball it up and toss it back into your bag.
Eddie tosses the aux cords up first, then the spears. He goes back down to get the makeshift shield and, when he’s high enough up on the ladder, pulls the guitar from his back and passes it over into your waiting hands.
“You find the generator?” You ask, passing the guitar off the Dusting, who carey gingerly leans it up against the amp.
“Yeah, just gimme a minute to get it running,” Eddie says, strained, before letting himself slide back down the ladder. You cross you arms and worry at your lower lip while you start to pace.
“So,” Dustin starts, and when you look over at him he’s got his hands behind his back and is rocking back and forth on his feet. “How long have you and Eddie been a thing?”
Though you do your best impression of a blank stare, you feel your stomach drop and your heart leap into your throat.
“What?” He whines, easing his back and forth swaying and brings his arms in front of his to gesture at you. “Have you seen the two of you?”
“Bullshit,” you spit, leaning down to grab your bag. “He’s like that with everyone. Besides, I haven’t even seen him in like, three years. We barely know each other.”
“Uh huh,” Dustin nods, and you groan when he looks entirely unconvinced and very much like a little shit. “Look, I’m just saying! He doesn’t look at us that way!”
“Look at you in what way, dude? He looks at me with eyes and a face like a normal human.”
“He looks at you,” Dustin starts again, lowering his voice and walking up to you. “Like you’re a ghost he never thought he’d see again.”
You scoff and turn your head away. “Yeah well, he’s not wrong.”
“What the hell is that supposed to mean?”
“It means we’re different, kid,” you say quietly, pulling out a hand to inspect your suddenly very interesting nails. “A lot has happened since ‘83. Maybe he’s the same, but I’m not.”
“No, you’re right.” And the shock of his agreement has you looking back at Dusting. “I mean, a lot has happened in three years, sure. And yeah, I mean look at you, you’ve got legit superpowers now.”
“And massive trauma from seeing people die all the time.”
“And massive trauma fr—wait. You saw people die?”
You turn away again and run a hand down your face.
“Yeah. Yeah I did. I saw Nancy’s friend get caught by a demogorgon. Some scientist at the lab. Bob, all the people that got turned into—into goop. Fucking, Billy.” You take in a stuttering breath. Somewhere not too far away you hear Eddie swearing before the sound of a generator starting drowns him out. “Any time someone died because of the Upside Down, I was there. I saw it.”
“Shit,” Dustin whispers.
“Yeah. Shit.”
The sound of the generator cuts out, and Eddie’s is audible again. You exhale sharply through your nose and turn back to face Dustin.
“Can you promise me something?”
“Uh,” Dustin takes a step back and frowns. “That depends entirely on what the promise is.”
You lick your lips and point at him. “No matter what happens, okay,” you start, pointing down at your bag. “And I don’t give a flying but about Wheeler’s plan. No matter what happens, once we get out of here, I need you to distract Eddie for me.”
“What, why would you—”
“I’m expecting an answer, Henderson, not an interrogation. Will you or won’t you?”
The frown stays on his face a second longer before realization takes over his features. Not a good kind of realization.
“When you were talking about evac,” he starts slowly, first turning to walk away before turning back to point at you. “You were talking about Max.”
“Dustin,” you warn, voice low.
“You were. You’re actually thinking about trying to be a hero.”
“I’m not! I’m just, this is stupid!”
“What’s stupid now?” Eddie calls from the ground, and no sooner you turn around to face the ladder does an extension cord come flying over the edge. You and Dustin both stand by and watch it slowly slide back over the edge. “Seriously guys, hello?”
Dustin moves first to kneel at and look over the edge. You huff and make yourself useful and start plugging up the amps and the guitar. Once Dustin manages to grab the extension cord—after several almost-hilarious failures—it’s a quick fix to get the amps plugged in.
You barely have a second to breathe before the walking crackles to life.
“She’s in, move on to phase three.”
“Fuck,” you mutter, turning to Eddie while Dustin confirms. “Remember, no funny business. THe bats show up, we go in, and we get the fuck out of here.”
“And if shit hits the fan, we’ve got you,” Eddie confirms, surprising you by pulling you to him with a hand behind your neck, and knocking your foreheads together. “Get ready to have your mind blown.”
You almost laugh and slowly take a few steps back when he lets you go. Dustin walks up next to you after turning the amps up as far as they’ll go, and nudges you with an elbow. You smack him upside the head with a scowl in return. Eddie whispers something you don’t quite catch when he rips the guitar pick from around his neck, and starts to play.
Your whispered ‘what the fuck’ is lost in the opening bars of Master of Puppets. Next to you, Dustin seems to appreciate Eddie’s performance, but you can’t help the slack-jawed, shocked look you know is on your face. That song came out barely three weeks ago.
Dustin smacks you in the arm, looking absolutely delighted while bobbing his head to the song. You frown and nod—yeah this is. For a once man show in hell surrounded by murderous everything, this really… this really isn’t that bad.
It’s not too long after, once Dustin’s taken a look through his binoculars, that the countdown starts. You throw your bag over your shoulder and run for the edge of the roof where you know a truck is parked and hop down. You can barely hear Dustin calling out for ten seconds by the time you’ve opened the door beyond the fence. You hear the clatter of the guitar against the roof and usher the two of them in through the fence. By the time you slam the door shut behind you and the three of you are in the trailer, you’re lightheaded from holding your breath.
Slumped against the door, you can help but chuckle when both Dustin and Eddie start jumping up and down like excited kids. Though you’re glad they’re capable of having a good time about this, you really wish adrenaline could have the same effect on you.
You really just feel like vomiting, and the sound of a swarm of shrieking bats outside isn’t making things any easier.
When you hear the tell-tale thump of bats landing on the roof, while Eddie and Dustin move to stand back to back just underneath the gate, you once again move past them to the bathroom. Reach under the sink, and pull… three? Alright, cool, three more cans of hairspray. You drop them onto the mattress when you walk back out, and grab the two from your bag to throw them down too. You pause from where you’re sitting on the mattress, looking up and Eddie and Dustin. Eddie shrugs, just as confused when the trailer goes silent.
“Hey dipshits!” Dustin screams, and you’re shocked at how guttural it sounds. “Give up that easy huh?!”
“Dude shut up!” You whisper harshly, fishing for the lighter in your jacket
“Is that really necessary?” Eddie asks, but before Dustin can say anything else there’s a thump on the roof,
And another. And the thumps are headed in… a specific direction?
Spray in one and and lighter in the other, you slowly follow Eddie and Dustin as they make their ways toward—
“Tell me that’s not a fucking vent,” you whisper, nudging Eddie.
“They can’t come in through there, can they?” Dustin asks. And you’re about to berate him for saying possibly the worst thing he could say in this situation when the plastic cover comes flying off.
You shove post Eddie and Dustin out of the way, flick your lighter and start spraying.
The fire and heat shock you, but clearly not more than it shocked the bat who stuck it’s stupid little head inside.
“Get out of the way!” Eddie shouts behind you, and though you back up a little, you keep the fire going until you realize what he’s.
Eddie hops on the chair he slides over, hops on and jams the shield right into the ceiling. When it’s been quiet for a second, you let out a breathy laugh.
“Would you look at that, the nails didn’t pop out.” You turn when the two high five each other, but frown and wave them down. “Wait hold up.”
“Are there any other vents?” Dustin asks, and Eddie doesn’t even say a word before he takes off for the other end of the trailer.
You stay stock still under the gate, fingers gripping the can and lighter with sore fingers. You give yourself a moment to close your eyes in resignation when you hear a swarm of bats burst in through Eddie’s bedroom.
“Come on!” You scream, motioning wildly at Dustin to get up and through the gate. “Get up there!” He swears the entire way to you, through the gate, and when he finally stands up on the other side, relatively safe and sound. You quickly grab your bag and scoop the hairspray back into it.
��Leave that shit here!” Eddie yells, spear and second shield aimed at the slowly splintering door. “Get up there!”
Tie the bag firmly shut and bring it to your front, pocket your lighter and jump up as high as you can to grip the rope. Just as unpleasant the third time around. You’re rolling off the mattress, clutching your bag for dear life and briefly wondering what the tipping point is for a glass bottle of soda to explode, when you notice Dustin’s shouting getting desperate.
You scramble to your feet and trip over the mattress. When you look up,Eddie’s barely made it halfway up.
And he’s just hanging there.
“Eddie, please,” Dustin pleads, and the look on Eddie’s face makes your blood run cold.
“Eddie,” you whine, grabbing the rope with one hand. “Edward Munson, I swear—”
“On your dad’s Elvis vinyl collection, I know,” he says quietly. But nevertheless, he lets himself drop back down and while Dustin is shrieking, Eddie.
Eddie cuts the god damn fucking rope.
“No,” you growl. “No, no no no, no that lying piece of fuckign shit. Dustin, stop,” you call out, walking over and pulling him away from the table.
“What are you talking about, Eddie’s—”
“Eddie’s lucky he has a fucking plane shifting friend is what he is!” You shout, shoving Dustin toward the trailer door. “Go meet up with Erica, and don’t get caught. I’ll get us both back in one piece.”
“But—”
“Go!”
You’re fuming. Absolutely raging. You let yourself pace for a second before closing your eyes.
Your stomach drops. Your breath gets caught.
And for a wonderful fraction of a second, there’s no sound.
And then it’s right back into the shrieking swarm of bats. And though you’re almost loathe to recognize it, you were right.
None of them come even close to touching you as the few stragglers left in the trailer fly out the door. You run out the door after them just in time to see Eddie pull a bike up off the ground.
“Eddie, you son of a bitch!” You scream, barrelling into him to knock you both down to the ground.
“What the fuck are you doing?!”
“Saving your stupid fucking idiotic traitor ass!” You shout back, awkwardly shimmying the bag off. “They can’t get me but they can get you, god, fuck, why did you do that,” you grind out between grit teeth, looming over Eddie with both hands braced on either side of his head to keep you up.
You feel the brush of sharp wings and serrated tails on your back as the bats swarm around you, until you don’t. A quick glance to either side of you confirms that the bats are, in fact, trying to get to Eddie by crawling on the ground. You don’t even have time to question why the hell they’re so intent on him.
Eddie shoves you off as gently as you figure someone can manage in this kind of situation, and immediately reaches into your bag to grab a can of hairspray. You lunge for the bag on the ground and dump everything. Pull the switchblade out and cut a few inches of rope and unravel it.
Pull out your lighter.
Flick it on. Carefully tie the rope around to keep the switch depressed and release.
Put the lighter down on the ground in front of you and reach for the hairspray.
Tie the rest of the rope down the length of the can to make sure the nozzle keeps spraying.
When you put it next to the lighter, it’s close enough to catch fire.
You stumble back up on your feet and snatch the bottle of soda. By the time you have your free on Eddie’s shoulder to pull him back, he’s got the bats flying back up in the air, a column of fire keeping most of them away.
“Count down to one for me,” you say, popping open the bottle of soda with your teeth. There’s a quick shot of pain before you take another swig, and you know you’ve chipped a tooth. “From five!”
“What the hell am I counting down to?” Eddie asks over his shoulder at you.
“Do you trust me or not?”
You can see Eddie twisting his tongue.
“Five.”
You close your eyes and take another swig of the soda.
“Four.”
Dry bushes, rotten wood, covered stained glass.
“Three, and this better be good cause I’m running out!”
You take a deep breath and think about derelict manors..
“Two!”
“Cut the fire.”
“What?!”
“You were supposed to say one,” you whisper. “Ravenloft.”
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okay wait also before i go to bed: babysitters club au please. bonus points for including at least one ridiculous outfit description here. triple bonus if the outfit includes a jaunty beret with like a sequined tiger appearing to leap from chrissy's forehead at some point. (sorry for plagiarizing u, ann m. martin. probably.)
YES EXCELLENT. OKAY. My brain immediately went to mapping the characters onto their BSC counterparts and then this happened.
Nancy Wheeler as Kristin Amanda Thomas. I will not be taking comments at this time.
Chrissy as Mary-Anne Spier. HEAR ME OUT, because I know Chrissy is aesthetically the Stacey BUT Mary-Anne is quiet and reserved until you piss her off and then she turns into Little Miss I Love Myself and gets sassy haircuts and is the only member of the BSC with a boyfriend AND if she's Mary Anne I can kill off Laura.
For Claudia Lynn Kishi, I'm going back and forth on El or Will, because El has a very unique sense of fashion, and would probably do well with some of Claudia's canonical outfits, while Will is a talented artist who probably needs his own phone line since he keeps breaking his mother's when he calls her from the Upside Down.
Argyle as Dawn Read Schafer because he has long hair and is from California and some people find him annoying but I like him.
Steve as Anastasia "Stacey" Elizabeth "Boontsie" McGill because if he was from New York City he'd probably talk a lot about being from New York City. Also he probably has the nickname Boontsie.
Barb as Mallory Pike because Mallory is a horse girl and Barb gives me big horse girl energy. (Also lol that Mallory doesn't have a middle name? I guess her parents forgot? I don't really care for Mallory.)
Max as Jessi Davis Ramsey because nobody on Stranger Things is canonically a dancer BUT Jessi was cool and precocious and hung out with older kids while being suave, just like Max.
Erica as Shannon Louisa Kilbourne because she gets. shit. done. and you can't spell America without Erica. Seriously, though, Shannon was a high-achieving mfer with no patience for fools.
Eddie as Logan Bruno SIMPLY for Mary Anne proximity but also because I think making Logan a metalhead would be the most interesting thing that anyone ever did for Logan's character.
Robin as Abby Stevenson because she showed up late in the series, stole my heart, and is definitely a lesbian. Abby also doesn't have a middle name, so that's fun.
This leaves me with Lucas, Mike, Jonathan, and Dustin if I'm doing main cast. SORRY, KIDS. Let's see how many "other" characters I remember from Stoneybrook.
Lucas as Sam Thomas because Sam seemed cool and was kind of a jock but still had time to flirt inappropriately with Stacey, but in this universe we'll say it's APPROPRIATE flirting with Max-as-Jessi and Lucas-as-Sam is 11 not 15.
Mike as Trevor Sandbourne because IIRC Trevor dated Claudia for a while which works if you are a Byler OR a Mileven shipper, which probably says a lot about why both those ships are fun!
Jonathan as Bart Taylor because of the Nancy proximity, only instead of coaching a kid's softball team, he takes pictures for the yearbook and Nancy, in addition to running the BSC, a softball team, solving 70 mysteries, and going on many trips around the world in various Super Specials, is also the editor of the yearbook.
Dustin as Janine Kishi simply because Janine was a geek who liked computers and shit, and Dustin enjoys such things. I'm sorry, Dustin! The BSC did not have as many nerd tropes as I needed!
Bonus:
Angela as Cokie Mason because fuck her
Jason as Alan Gray because Alan is the closest thing the series has to a real dick
Billy as Robert Brewster (if you're into Harringrove and subscribe to my Steve-as-Stacey theory) because they dated.
Anyway, this took FAR longer than it should have and I am like 30% proud of it. Please be gentle.
#bsc diaries#hellcheerocracy#this one was fun#stranger things headcanons#bsc au#stranger things#some of these are stretches i will admit#but i got all the kids in by jove
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Okay episode three let’s gooooo
Thesis statement: this is, so far, the scariest season, and I say that as a compliment. Vecna has interesting character design, although I’m pretty over cgi monsters. Give us some practical effects. Get Doug Jones in that slimey lil suit. That’s what was so good about the first season. I like the horror movies vibes, but I said this in my evaluation of ep 1, I miss the low budget monster mash that was season 1. They’ve gotten too big for their britches by now. I like how we’ve kind of switched for el always being the center of it all to Max being the center of this. Not that El isn’t still important to the story, I just like that it’s not something coming to kill el AGAIN. If they are teasing Steve and Nancy I’m gonna freak out. Then breaking up and both moving on was major character development for them BOTH. don’t ruin it like this I’m begging please.
Okay, here are the notey notes:
SAM OWENS SAM OWENS SAM OWENS
“She was trained for this very thing. Remote assassinations” sooooo, maybe vecna is one of the kids? Like one that survived that weird attack that should’ve maybe been mentioned before now in a weird flashback?
Okay this is the first time I’ve ever really liked Jonathan and it’s bc he’s High and Weird.
“Hi Murray 😄” “you kids like risotto?” “Yeah 😄🤪”
“She didn’t look fine” mike literally fuck off
Okay el has killed a lot of people and monsters and things angela took a skate to the face she is literally going to be fine and also never bully you again just chill.
Yeah the upside down is connecting to vecna, I really don’t think he’s an upside down guy.
“We’re not killers like Eddie” literally shut up Jason I wanna attack YOU with a skate.
Steve doing his fruity little wave somebody FUCK this man.
Dustin: there’s nothing to worry about
Eddie: *is wanted for murder* ??????
Nancy’s hairpin is the trans flag colors happy pride
Everyone getting out of Steve’s car like they’re the fucking Scooby Gang.
El pulling out the receipts of mike only saying “from” love that gal.
Jonathan saying he’s el’s brother and then saying stepbrother is amazing on all levels. He IS her brother but also his mom DID marry hop so he IS her stepbrother. Love it.
Steve saying “we’re at the trailer park. should we not be here?” When they’re figuring out what connects Fred and Chrissy is why he’s the first bimbo to survive the first act of the horror movie.
THEY BETTER NOT WITH THIS STEVE AND NANCY BULLSHIT. THEY BETTER NOT.
Steve: wipe your feet
Dustin: *aggressively wipes foot inside car”
Steve: oN tHe OuTsIdE nOt On ThE iNsIdE
Steve: always the babysitter. Always the GODDAMN babysitter
(Someone has been wound a lil right since their bf died. Long time no dick, huh steve?)
How can I join the weirdo garage band????? PLEASE. The drummer. I want gemder. Gimme your gemder 🔪🔪🔪
Sorry these cops interrogating this CHILD without speaking to a parent????
“Did you wanna kill her?” BRO WHAT
“We’re her brothers. And we’re family.” YES YOU ARE YES YOU ARE WILL
I spy a Volkswagen thing. My mom’s first car was a 1973 red thing and we still have it. It’s how I learned to drive stick lol
FINALLY they gave Joyce the hair she deserves. Sis got a full blowout.
Jesus, hop is really doing anything to get the fuck outta here
“So he’s a grandpa murderer who can turn invisible and lift people into the air” Robin STOP Nancy so clearly wants to claw her skin off this is amazing what a duo.
“I don’t really have a filter or understand social cues” bro. neurodivergent robin for the WIN.
“I’m missing collarbones, not eyes” STOP DUSTIN
“When you basically threw yourself at Nance” if this season ends with Steve and Nancy I’m cancelling my whole Netflix subscription. No more Netflix for the whole family. FUCK THAT.
This whole Steve and Dustin car chat made me witch cackle. “I’ll punch you so hard in the face that your teeth will fall back out” literally brothers. BROTHERS.
Max looked her shrink dead in the eye and said fuck the police.
Oh el is going to JAIL jail.
Actually nevermind rip to these guards about to be killed dead.
I LOVE a woman who wears pantyhose under slacks. Queen.
Meanwhile Hopper is cutting off his foot like it’s the first saw movie.
Steve and robin get along so well because they’re both the most annoying people alive I love them.
“Bigfoot is absolutely real” okay big time weirdo robin is EXACTLY what I needed
The basketball team avenging Chrissy like I did NOT sign up to watch riverdale on this night
I’m not saying stranger things has directly copied tremors. But that’s exactly what I’m saying.
GO LUCAS GO LUCAS GO
Sam Owens wins #1 dram queen award
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