#edd X reader

[anjes-dreams]

eddsword🟢🔷🟪🔺🔺 x reader♥

[aprettysillygoose]

Hi! First time requesting, but I saw your eddsworld post and thought I'd ask! How about Tord and/or Edd with a reader who's goth and brash on the outside but sweet on the inside, like scary dog privilege?

an: absolutely!! thank you for being my first ask, friend!!! :3

cw: cursing, tord being tord

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EDD

- honestly??? he’s a bit intimidated at first glance as well

- moment of realization hits whenever he engages in conversation with you

- thinks you didn’t like him at first because of the way you distance yourself from others

- but it was actually because you couldn’t stand near him without wanting to squeeze him affectionately

- you fell first he fell way harder

- if you do the whole face makeup ordeal then he finds it cool as fuck, good on you!!

- has asked you if you’d do it for him, in which you happily obliged

- took so many pictures

- when or if you start dating, he stays up at night wondering how he bagged an absolute goddess like you

- if anyone of his line of sight even snickers at your choice of style, then he’s on their ass, even if you can handle it

- same goes the other way

- he doesn’t really get made fun of in the first place, but when he does, said bully is almost immediately frightened at the sight of you

- “excuse me sir, they asked for NO pickles!” “edd seriously it’s fine.”

- most definitely draws you 24/7

- makes sure you know how gorgeous you are every minute of the day

- buys you makeup and / or clothes you like

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TORD

- didn’t really mind your style, thought it was pretty cool

- honestly had no idea how to talk to you, since you either avoided him like the plague, or you glared at him ( you do this to everyone you don’t know , he’s a little stupid )

- it dawned on him when he FINALLY got to talk to you

- feels a bit bad for making you uncomfortable , no matter how many times you say it’s fine

- when your friendship is more established, he definitely teases you for how soft spoken you are

- got in trouble for calling you emo, was forced to listen to every sub-style between goth and emo

- when or if you start dating, he’s definitely way more lewd towards you

- calls you his “goth mommy” as a joke, cracks him up every time

- if you don’t like those things then he’ll definitely stop

- in general he loves you and your style, does the same as edd and buys you everything he can get his hands on

- wants you to do his makeup how you do but doesn’t know how to ask

- same as edd, will stare at anyone who laughs at you

- says corny shit in norwegian i stand by this

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heya!!! this was my first request, so i apologize if its not the best !! :(( i adore this idea though and once again sorry if i butchered it 💔

[miffysstash]

Hi Miffy! I hope you’re doing well! Could you write hcs of Edd and Tord with a super girly s/o? She wears pink and glittery makeup and is super bubbly! I’m sorry if this is too specific. Thank you so much if you do this request! 💖

hai coco!!! im a huge fan of your work, ty for your request!!! ^~^

hope you enjoy, sorry if it’s a bit short and rambly, but i had fun with this one!!!

eddsworld/reader | edd and tord with a girly!s/o

Edd:

- Edd loves you so much, seriously.

The fact you’re so bubbly and girly makes his heart soar, he loves seeing you so happy while expressing yourself.

- He’ll buy you stuff whenever he goes out, even trying to buy you any glittery makeup he can get his hands on.

- He studies what brands you use and everything, only the best for his girl!

- He now thinks green goes so well with pink, to the point he’ll buy pink trinkets for his room because they remind him of you.

- Like he has a hello kitty plush he bought above his desk that he likes to look at while he works, snickering to himself as his cheeks turn pink.

- He loves doing skin routines with you, now he knows why Matt does them all the time!

-He will let you do a bit of makeup on him if you want to for practice!

- Overall, one might think that he wouldn’t like a super girly s/o (so did he at first).

- But the man fell for you. Hard. And he lives every part of you.

Tord:

- Oh he adores it.

- Loves seeing you all dolled up, and seeing you so happy is a plus.

- (If you have days where you aren’t all dressed up, he loves it too ofc).

- Loves to go shopping with you, and is a total pushover when it comes to you.

- “Oooo, Tord look at these cute shoes!”

- He buys them in a matter of minutes, no matter the price.

- Of course, you tell him he doesn’t need to do that but seeing your eyes light up as he presents them to you. God, he can’t help it.

- No amount of money can compare to that.

- Loves showing you off to his friends, like “Ooo I have an amazingly cute girlfriend and you don’t, haha!”

- Like Edd, he loves to buy things that remind him of you. but is more secretive about it.

- Has a shelf in his closet full of pink things that he likes to sift through from time to time.

- From Hello Kitty to Barbie merchandise, he’s running out of shelf space to put everything and he refuses to get rid of anything.

- He even bought your favorite perfume scent and sometimes sprays it on his belongings like his pillow to hold during the nights you aren’t there with him.

- Lord help this man, he’s fallen too hard for you.

[fanged-fanfics]

Hellooo mod :D

If it's okay could I request poly Edd, Tom and Matt x reader (Eddsworld) headcanons? The fandom hasn't had that much x reader content lately and I love these bois so much 💞

☆ Takes Four To Make A Home — Eddsworld Trio x GN!Reader HCs ☆

Genre: Fluff || they/them pronouns for reader || No warnings needed

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ᯓᡣ𐭩 Edd might not take the title of the brightest in the bunch, but he's definitely the kindest. Often offers you anything you may need before you even have to ask for it, though he may drag his feet a bit if it includes interrupting his TV time

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Really loves giving you surprise kisses whenever he can sneak them, especially on the forehead or cheek when you're both watching something together. He even puts down his Cola to do so, deeming you more important

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Loves offering his hoodie whenever it's cold. Rather than letting you borrow it completely, he prefers to slide it over your head when he's still wearing it, so he can snugly cuddle up to you while you share the warmth

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Matt, being highly appreciative of his appearance, takes a lot of value in words of affirmation for you, especially when he feels a little left out during some adventures

ᯓᡣ𐭩 He makes sure to pay back all the affection you give him tenfold. Returns all compliments and pays you back for any help with quality time and physical affection, clinging to you closely

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Absolutely doesn't mind PDA one bit, he'll hold your hand or arm in public and call you all the sappy nicknames he can think of off the top of his head, even bragging about you to whoever you come across and spelling out your praises

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Tom is definitely the one you can have some of the deepest conversations with. Though he can get pretty stuck in being melodramatic, he takes what you say to heart and does his best to give (admittedly odd) advice

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Though he seems very stoic on the outside, he often joins in on the chaos the group gets up to, encouraging you to step into adventures with him and have a chance to let loose. He wants you to have fun like they all usually do together

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Tends to give you little gifts as a form of affection. Nothing too big really, but moreso anything small and meaningful to you. He memorizes favorite brands and snacks the best

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Living with the three of them is definitely chaotic, as you can expect to be pulled into a zany adventure at any time. But beyond it all, they each show their care for you whenever they can once at home. Sleeping in a cuddle puddle is a common nighttime routine for you all

[callmecossy]

rewrite: General Headcanonz - EDDSWORLD CREW!1!1!1

Mkmk!!

Edd x Reader HCS!! —-

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This man is the most caring of the group, he wants you to be happy and healthy!!

Surprisingly good at cooking, which he LOVES to brag to you about!! :3 —

You are allowed to take his cola; but only one a day, unless you bought that cola pack you get a limited amount: if you like another soda, then you guys are good :]

Protective over you at night!! Insists to come if you need like water or smth or you need sneak out of his arms to get water or bathroom . He is scared to lose you —- his world is very out of pocket. Loose zombehs ??? Vampire Matt? Anything could happen.

You make sure he takes care of himself when he animates, if you have watched smg4 he can get similar to smg4 in “it’s gotta be perfect” , make sure he doesent :3

fuck he buys you little gifts whenever he goes out and looks for things u like :3

[mal0nneiiii]

The tags you put on the reblog gave me ideas hehe

Could you write something with Edd where he’s fucking himself on readers strap and she’s super sweet and praises him a lot? I’m sorry this is my second request in a week if I’m asking stuff too much please tell me 🫣 your writing just gives me life! And inspo for my own writing 💪🏻💖💋

girl, don't EVER apologize for requesting!! im more than happy to write for my moots, especially if it's over our favorite character!! i apologize this took so long, the last few weeks have been SWAMPED with work as i near the last of the semester my coping mechanism is writing my favorite fat boy getting dicked down lmao <3 content warning: sub!edd, dom!reader, strap-on, sloppy kisses, hand-holding, edd has a raging praise kink, puns during sexy fun times, post coital cuddles

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"oh, eddie.."

your voice is sweet like dripping honey, smooth as a finely woven silk. it's the only thing he can truly register while you plow deep inside him. his head feels like it's full of cotton, so delightfully fuzzy and blissfully unaware of everything else. all he can do right now is feel you. hear you.

nothing else matters to him. your hands are perched on his thighs, keeping them nice and wide so you can see everything. he has nowhere to hide. there's this adorable pink flush coloring his cheeks, even the tips of his ears. his unkempt hair is even messier than usual, sweaty strands cling to his forehead.

an image just to die for. you give him a sweet little kiss on his nose.

"you're so handsome! my big sweet boy.."

he preens under the praise, hips twitching off the bed as the head of your strap grazes his prostate. he gasps your name with a quivering moan. his big hands are fisting the sheets, nails seconds away from shredding the fabric. you halt your ministrations if only for a moment to lace your fingers together. he holds onto you with a grip so tight it feels like he might just crush your bones. but honestly, you couldn't care less. those pretty brown eyes of his roll into the back of his head with a particularly deep roll of your hips, pleasure-ridden tears wetting his lashes. he whines when you stop moving, pawing at your hips and thighs. "w-wha..? why did you-? love c'mon, don't stop now, i was so--" he's babbling now, that pretty little head of his reduced to mush. and the only thing on his mind is chasing that release. a swift kiss is more than enough to shut him up. he chases you when you pull back, much to your amusement. "what'd i say about closing your eyes, baby?" you reach up to gently brush his hair out of his eyes so you can see him a little better. "s-sorry.." he mumbles, "just, heh.. feels really good." you reassure him that all is well with a kiss on the forehead. "keep those pretty eyes on me from now on, 'kay? wanna see ya." "huuoohhkayy.." edd's voice wavers, but he manages to crack a cheeky smile that trembles at the corners a bit. you know that look. that's the expression he has when he's about to do/say something stupid.

"no."

his grin only widens at your dismay.

"eddie, i swear--"

this little shit.

"eye'll do anything you say long as you keep fucking mE-! h-holy ffffuuuuckinnggg--!"

you can't help the shit-eating, slightly mean grin that appears on your face when that strangled cry is forced from his lips. you've sheathed the entirety of the dildo back inside of him, buried right to the hilt. his head is laid flat against the pillows, fingers trembling. god, he's pretty.

"you make another pun while we're banging, and i'm gonna gag you." the threat is empty. you like the sounds he makes too much to actually go through with it. he knows it too, but then again...

the pace you set is brutal, every thrust slapping against the back of his thighs. you're thankful that the house is empty right now.. none of the others would ever let you live it down for making so much noise. it doesn't take long to bring him to that brink again. you know he's close when his voice starts to break. he calls out to you, pitchy and breathless. "g-gonna.. cu-hum! 'mgonnacumlovepLEASE--!"

you silence his needy whimpers by capturing his lips once more and slipping your tongue into his mouth. he lasts maybe a few more pumps of your hips before he's falling apart in your hands, painting his pudgy belly in his own release. you slowly ease him off the high, coming (heh) to an easy stop. he's gone boneless on the bed, all blissed out from the post-orgasm glow. "good boy.." you murmur against his lips, "there ya go, easy does it." you carefully pull out of him and unclip the harness from your hips to deal with later. a grimace appears on your face from all the chafing, but oh well. for now, you're cuddling next to your dopey boyfriend who's got this stupid grin on his face as he looks over at you. he wastes no time reaching out for you and pulling you into his sturdy arms. you giggle when he starts leaving little kisses all over your face and down the side of your neck. "you big ol' baby." you mutter as he nuzzles his head against your chest. that earns you a playful nip to the tit, which you respond with a light tug at his hair. he snickers and holds you a little tighter. "you love me." a smile spreads onto your face as you smooch the top of his head. you comb through his disheveled hair, those brown eyes you adore staring back at you with so much affection it could make you melt.

"yeah. yeah, i do."

[pineappleciders]

Hiii I saw your EW posts and I was wondeing how Tord And Edd would react to a Y/n who keeps bugs ^^ its a lil weird yeah! Have an amazing morning/night

tord and edd with a reader who keeps bugs headcanons

A/N: i don't keep bugs but um i LOVE them they are so silly 🐛🐜🪲

TORD

so tord isn't really one to get freaked out by bugs, but he also doesn't love them. like he'll let one chill on his wall but he'll be low-key nervous if it gets too close to him

so once he knows you like to collect and keep them, he's a little off-put by the creepier looking ones but he's willing to suck it up

he definitely has his niche interests that he's super Normal about, so he completely understands having a fascination or even obsession with things most people dislike

he'll let you place them on his hand and crawl around, and you can see his shoulders tense as it moves further up his sleeve. though he won't say anything!

tord will 100% let you rant about bugs and their habitats and anything ab them. he might do something else while listening, but he knows the importance of having someone you're able to rant to

he'll sit there patiently as you introduce each bug to him and tell him their names. and it takes awhile for him to remember any but slowly he'll start bonding with them

one time you catch him with his hand in your tarantula enclosure, letting the spider inspect his finger. he'll quickly pull it out and act as if nothing happened

EDD

edd is definitely a bit more spooked by bugs than someone like tord. he used to swat them out of his house, but then he started to think about it and actually feels bad for the little guys

so now he's a lot gentler with them as he sees them as small animals, yet they still scare him half to death sometimes. esp spiders.

so you might have to help condition him getting used to your pets, by showing him pictures and holding them out on your hand.

he doesn't think you're weird for keeping bugs as pets, as he has a love for all creatures big and small. though he shudders when looking at certain insects and truly wonders how you're able to touch them so freely

he'll (very) slowly start getting used to having bugs in the house and seeing them. surprisingly, one day he decides to hold a mantis in his hands all by himself.

when he asks you to help him, you question why he wants to do this all of a sudden.

"oh.. y'know.. no reason."

but you can easily tell from his firm expression that he wants to become braver. though with his caring personality, you're sure he also wants to indulge in your interests to make you happy!

[x-junwrites-x]

if requests are open I wouls loooooove a super fluffy silly edd x reader (gender nautral pref) I just wanna snuggle him so bad I wanna kiss him upppp

A/N: Hey Anon, thanks for the suggestion! Man, I should write more things featuring the cola king himself. I hope you enjoy!

-Jun

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Snuggles: Edd x Reader(fluff)

tw: none

You woke up slowly, a groan escaping your lips at the crushing weight so presently on top of you. Your eyes cracked open, faced with a head full of brown messy hair as your boyfriend slept soundly on top of you. You nudged your boyfriend on the shoulder sleepily, feeling his head nuzzle further into your neck as if out of spite. 

“Baby,” You mumble out in a whine, voice cracking around the edges from disuse throughout the night. You rolled your eyes as silence met you. Silence except for the snore that made its way between the curve of your neck and collarbone. You scoff, rolling your eyes as you try clawing the mattress besides you for some leverage. The sheets bunch up in your grip, doing nothing but mock you for your attempts. 

“Baby, you’re lucky you’re a cute sleeper. I swear I’d boot you off bed privileges otherwise.” You teased, tracing a hand up his spine to bury your fingers in the shaggy hair at the back of his head. He groaned slightly at the feeling of you scratching his scalp, sleepily mumbling something against your neck. 

The two of you had gone to bed curled up around each other, somehow finding your way under his bigger form at some point and sleeping soundly despite the weight. You and Edd had always joked that he was your weighted blanket, which you loved about sleeping with him, except when you needed to pee. Like right now. Your brows pinched at the thought. 

“Babyyy.” You tried again, lightly tugging his hair between your fingers. You felt his arms wind around you, nuzzling into your chest. “I gotta go to the bathroom, honey bear. Get upppp.” You whined, finally dragging your free hand down under his sleep shirt that had ridden up during the night. Your nimble fingers traced idle patterns against the warm skin of his mid back before going in for the kill. Edd yelped in surprise as you began tickling him, bolting away from you suddenly.

“Okay, okay! I’m up.” He squirmed against the assault, starting to laugh. His giggles turned into high pitched squeals whenever you poked at his sides. You laughed along with him, cackling as he swatted your hands away like a cat. 

“Aw, but you’re adorable when you get tickled.” You mused, sitting up on the bed to meet his glare. 

“No fair, I was caught off guard.” He pouted, rolling on his back to stare up at the ceiling. He stretched, hands in fists above his head. His t-shirt rolled up, showing his cute tummy to which you stared unabashedly at. “Stop.” He whined, pulling his shirt down after a second of noticing your gaze.

“Hmm, no. You’re tummy’s cute.” You smiled, as he covered his face with his arm. “Alright, I'll leave you so I can go to the bathroom.” You got up, not before he reached out to grab your wrist. You looked back at him, eyebrows raised. 

“C’mere.” He tugged you, bringing him closer to him. He cupped your face, smiling at you before he laid a big kiss on your cheek. You giggled, leaning to kiss him on the lips. He hummed, letting out a chuckle when you peppered kisses over his cheeks and forehead. 

“Love ya.” He pressed a final kiss to your cheek, letting you go. Your cheeks warmed, shuffling towards the door before turning around. 

“Love you too.” You blew a kiss at him cheekily. He laughed as you closed the door behind you. 

[nikaizkool]

EDDSWORLD BF HCS

Edd- sfw

- He nonstop cuddles you, no matter where. At the mall? Cool sit down and he’s clasping onto your side nuzzling his cheek against your shoulder.

- if he wakes up before you and feels extra boyfriend-e he’ll make you bed in breakfast.

- he gets jealous easily, if your talking to someone who he dosent like he’s gonna be touchy

- he’s normally very independent but depending on his mood he’ll just be super clingy and needy

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Edd- nsfw

- def into pussy/penis worship will nonstop give you head till your actually starting to beg

-very big on aftercare, wants you to have the best experience possible with you still being his princess/prince he can take care of.

- he’s a tits guy for sure.

Tom- sfw

- he’s honestly kind of a dick but all you had to do was humble him and he was head over heels for you

- honestly really clingy when it’s just you two he’ll literally be cuddling you and as soon as someone walks in he’s on the other side of the room whistling and reading a magazine

- he’ll do all your errands for you and chores as a thank you for being his partner

Tom- nsfw

- he def has a breeding kink, him being half monster and all he needs to mate and shit

- an absolute god when it comes to giving head.

- he’s also a tits guy

Matt- sfw

- he surprisingly gets jealous really easily and gets really upset when you only call him “handsome” instead of “incredibly handsome”

- he’s honestly such a yapper, he’ll talk nonstop for hours about his novelty toy collection and all of the things he’s got from his and the gangs adventures

- honestly not that clingy unless you want him to be, you have to ask him to hug you.

Matt- nsfw

- he likes to record and jerk off to it later

- you will have this man in a chokehold if you praise him, lord

- mirror sex or sex in unusual places >

- also a tits guy “their like little pillows”

Tord- sfw

- does anything you want to make you happy, gives you money, takes you shopping, whatever makes you happy

- lays his head on your stomach and loves when you play with his hair

- literally loves when you kiss his scarred face

Tord- nsfw

- he loves biting you and he’s like mad possessive

- if he gets jealous he takes it out on you in bed “yeah, could __ make you feel this good?”

- literally is such a sadist, look it up. Prepare for some fucked up shi man 😭

[oddie-odette]

Juuuuust… thinking about how Edd probably holds your hand while fucking you.

(Smutty smut under the cut 😘😫)

Any position really- he’ll find your hand and just place his on top of it. I think it would be like sacred to him so feel way closer than just being inside you. It’s sentimental and earnest of him.

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“Ohh fuckkk…” Edd groans from above you as your legs are thrown over his shoulders and your dignity long gone. His length stretches you to unfathomably good— it’s enough to rip moans out of you so easily, even if he goes hard or soft. Your body is on fire as his hips rock methodically back and forth, making it look like light work for him even at his most vulnerable. Your hands clenching at the sheets until it’s covered by his own hand— large and gentle, holding you- grounding you. Your eyes finally look up at him after closing them in bliss, his stare is right into your soul, showing his out in the open.

“Good god baby… just keep feeling it— just keep reaching that heaven baby. I’ve got you…” He’ll lean his head to the side, his sweaty forehead hitting your knee before his leans his lips up and kisses your inner thigh. It’s sticky- it’s hot, it’s so pleasurable that you don’t know if you can handle it. You’ll cry, mewl, moan, you’ll feel him. The air is so heavy, it’s almost hard to breathe from how much you’ll cry out into the air. His body stuttering for a moment, letting you know that he’s so so close. He’s holding on for you, just for you.

“Eddie…” You squeak out as your head leans back in the pillow.

“I know- ohh I know sugar.”

And he’ll do all that and more.

While holding your hand.

[brandoscomet]

-*Anons*-:

🫀🦇💊🌸🦅🌊

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Masterlist

-*Intro + rules for requesting*-

Hey y’all, welcome to my page! I’m a (very amateur) writer interested in writing fanfic— mostly of the “x-reader” sort. I hope y’all enjoy — requests are open, feel free to send one in! (P.S. — if you want to submit anonymously, you can totally claim an emoji, too! It helps to foster connections between writers and their audiences!)

-+A little bit about me!+-

Y'all can call me Comet or AJ! I go by all pronouns, but she/her is the one I mainly use. I’m a Senior in high school at the moment and I live in the cheeseburger country. I love music and I play the tuba and the baritone saxophone. I'm autistic and my special interest is marine paleontology!! I'm hoping to go out and do fossil digs someday.

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-*Rules*-

— I will write nsfw, HOWEVER, I will not write non-con, vore, scat, inflation, incest, necrophilia, pedophilia, etc. I’ll write freaky stuff but not anything like that. Yandere stuff is a big MAYBE, depending on the specific request.

— This blog is an “x-reader” blog - I don’t write character x character.

— Requests will be taken romantically UNLESS SPECIFIED. If you’re requesting a platonic/familial situation, please make sure you specify in your request that it’s platonic/familial.

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-* Fandoms/characters I write for *-

// Note: Listed characters are characters I know I can write accurately. You can still request a character not on the list, but depending on the character I might not be able to write them 100% in character or story-accurate.

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-Hunter x Hunter

Illumi, Leorio, Kurapika

-Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure (only up to part 7)

Part 1: Jonathan, Dio, Speedwagon, Will A. Zeppeli, Erina

Part 2: Joseph, Cesar Zeppeli, Kars, Wamuu, Esidisi, Santana, Lisa Lisa, Suzi Q

Part 3: Joseph, Jotaro, Kakyoin, Polnareff, Avdol, Mariah, Vanilla Ice, Holly

Part 4: Jotaro, Josuke, Okuyasu, Kira, Rohan, Mikitaka, Koichi, Yukako

Part 5: Giorno, Diavolo, Doppio, Narancia, Fugo, Bucciarati, Abbacchio, Mista

Not currently writing for part 6, I'm a little embarrassed to say that I need to re-read/watch it before I can write for the characters. I read the manga for part 6 a few years ago and just never got around to watching the anime when it came out.

Part 7: Gyro, Johnny, Diego, Hot Pants, Funny Valentine

-My Hero Academia

All of class 1-A excluding Mineta (I hate him <3)

-Eddsworld

Edd, Matt, Tord, Tom, Eduardo, Jon

-Steven Universe

Jasper, Peridot, Lapis, Amethyst, Pearl, Bismuth, White Diamond, Steven, Blue Diamond, Yellow Diamond

[little-otter-writes]

Can we get some Reader x Edd fluff with his cola?

Sure!

A sweet surprise

Ship: Edd x Reader

Type: fluff, oneshot

Edd was always very strict on the fact NO ONE could touch his cola.

Everyone knew to leave it alone, and he never once shared it with anyone.

However one day, something strange happened.

You were hanging out in his room with him, watching cartoons and just cuddling, when suddenly he got up to grab something.

He came back a bit later with two cola cans and sat next to you again.

You assumed both were for him, which wasn't out of the ordinary for him.

However you were surprised when he handed one too you before gently kissing your cheek.

You looked at him in surprise, but he simply smiled at you and nodded.

You hesitantly took a sip and he didn't even react, just keeping his arn around you and letting you drink some cola.

Perhaps there was one person he'd let touch his cola..

[eddvengers-manic]

Royalvengers x Reader headcanons

+ RoyalPoly x Reader under the cut

(Please help I'm running off of 5 cups of tea lol)

(Ps Tom, Matt and Tord are all princes but still the kings of their own kingdoms, Its just that edd is the leader of the edd-pire and their kingdoms are all under his empire so he is consider and know as the king :3)

Edd:

Sweet baby boi

Man will accidently crush your back with his cuddles

Very much loves drowning you in kisses and hugs

His man form of affection is Pda and words of affection and affirmation + Quality of time with his partner

PLEASE KISS HIM ON THE CHEEK HE WILL MELT!

He hate when his work as a king had to drag him away from you

He will make it up to you by cuddling you and and giving you words of affirmation and roses

He also loves walking though the garden and having tea time with you

When he cant be with you for a while he places ringo with you so you both wont be alone

He will let you sit on his lap in his study while he fills out paperwork

Sometimes at night he makes little stars out of plasma and makes them float around his room

Tom:

Big monster boi

Tom may be an asshole to everybody else but your his expectation

he is surprisingly very sweet when in a relationship

he is very mid when cuddles and doesn't fully like cuddling but has an exception when he is in monster form

He's not very big on Pda but he does a lot of words of affirmation and quality of time with his partner and maybe gift giving

But in his monster form he loves to cuddle in the safety of his room

He also tends to skip on his duty as one of the princes of the edd -pire cause he's busy sleeping with you in his monster form thus leading Tord and Matt to drag him away from you and get his lazy ass to work

This also happens when tom get drunk he gets very clingy with his partner and doesn't let go

Tom sometimes will gift his partner One of his scales as a necklace

He also drags you around with him during balls (He hate nobles)

If you say something about visiting an island or other kingdom he picks up via bridal style and zips over their with you in his arms

If u get into a petty argument he makes lighting strikes and laughs when you get scared of it but he does apologies (Sometimes)

PLEASE PLAY WITH HIS TAIL AND CLAWS HE LOVES ITTT!!!

Matt:

Vampire jewelry man

Man is LOAD with jewels

Your get spoiled by him ALOT from new clothes to jewelry to even a full blown castle to yourself

His form of affection is gift giving and words of affirmation and Pda

Man loves giving you jewelry and praising you looks

If your feeling self insecure this man will hold you close for hours and praise every bit of your body22

He is also very needy for affection please kiss this man he will malfunction

When he get a huger for blood he askes you to drink your blood but man he feels bad about it and after he does after he cuddles you and gives you sweets

He also accidently set the bed on fire in his sleep muiltable times

He also sometimes flys with you in his arms and take you above the clouds so you can see the stars

PLEASE BRUSH HIS HAIR HE LOVES IT!!

Tord:

Sneaky hot b@st3rd

Man is always flirting with you and clinging to you

He shows you off to EVERYONE

Tord will pamper you like the royalty you are

Tord forms of affections is words of affirmation and pda

But he is very gentle when he trys to hug and cuddle you due to his super strength

Tord also sometimes gift you gifts cause his duty of being the empire major general makes him very busy and he feels guilty about not spending time with you

Tord is a very jealous person, The noble who was flirting with you gone, The prince who was trying to court you, found dead in a ditch, he doesn't play around with you

other then that tord loves taking you out to expensive dinner and dancing with you at the balls

Tord also trys to teach you how to shoot a gun but paul shut it down cause he is a buzz killer

Tord also just lifts heavy stuff like trees and bulls to impressive you Some times houses

Please hug him he loves you touch and it calms him down :3

RoyalPoly:

You get attack by their cuddles and kissing every morning and night

They keep on fight about who gets to spend time with who so they make a schedule for each day on who spends time with who

You all sleep in one bed with each other, Sometimes somebody accidently gets kicked off the bed

Tom doesn't really like to share so sometimes he steals you from the shared bedroom and cuddles with you in the tea room

Tord and Matt are always hyping up your looks and giving expensive stuff

Most of the times its you Matt and Tom walking around in the pleasure gardens due to Tord being busy with the Edd-Pire military and Edd being busy with his king duty's (Btw pleasure gardens are not a N.S.F.W thing its basically a giant statue garden park look it up pls)

Edd and Tord have a 1 on 1 with You, Matt and Tom cause their duty cause them to not be around a lot

During the night their are all free from their duty's they all take you to stargaze in the near by mountains2

At tea time their a lot of arguing mostly about dumb stuff but edd shuts it down quickly cause its basically one of the rare times he spend time with all of them due to his duty's as king and he wants that time to be peaceful

Meanwhile Tord doesn't mind the chaos at all and embraces it cause you never know as the general of the empire military One Day It May Be Your Last Time seeing them

[miffysstash]

eddsworld | how you meet edd

Eggs… Check! Milk… Check! 

You were crossing things off your list left to right as you walked through the grocery mart, essentials and other goods were in your trolley, not paying attention to where you steered the metal cart. Soon enough, your thoughts and checklist were interrupted by your trolley running into another man’s, earning an ‘oof’ sound from the both of you as your trolley handles collided with your stomachs. 

You finally looked up from the slip of paper, shaking your head in surprise as you finally noticed the poor soul you had bumped into. “Ah- sorry sir, I wasn’t looking where I was going.” You flushed as you spoke, especially calling him sir seeing as you two seemed to be the same age.

“Ah- it’s fine, no need to be so formal…” His eyes drifted to your bag that was slung over your shoulder, a little grey tabby keychain hanging from one of the zippers. He softly laughed as he pointed to it, “Hey, that kinda looks like my cat.”

You looked down at the little keychain you got from online shopping, smiling as you looked up at him. “Is that so? Can I see your cat?” 

He nodded, pulling out his phone and showing you his lock screen. He was right, it certainly did look like his cat! A cute gray tabby was sprawled out on its back on green sheets, its paws up in the air as it looked up at the camera. So cute!

“Aw, how cute! What’s their name?” The man chuckled and said, “Her name is Ringo, oh and I’m Edd by the way.” He held out his hand to you. 

You smiled back at him, taking his non-verbal request, and shook his hand. “(Name).” You responded with your own.

Your eyes drifted to the contents of Edd’s cart, full of cans of soda. You certainly did not want to say anything but just looking at it gave you a sugar rush. 

You were pulled out of your thoughts to him handing a slip of paper to you, “Here’s my number if you want to keep in touch, only if you want to of course.”

You quickly nodded, not wanting to come off as rude, “Oh! Y-Yeah! That would be great. Thank you…”  

He smiled one last time and walked off with his cart, the squeaking of the wheel slowly dying down as you were left in silence once more. 

You couldn’t exactly put your finger on it, but Edd giving you his phone number made your cheeks flush and gave you a funny feeling in your stomach. 

You looked down at the slip and smiled, stuffing it in your jacket pocket as you tried to go back to your boring shopping trip.

You ultimately failed, bumping into the isles of the store as you were too distracted to properly shop like a normal human being. 

[fanged-fanfics]

Hii! I loved the hcs you did for the poly Eddsworld trio x reader and was wondering if you could do some general Edd x reader hcs? He’s my favorite! I hope you’re doing well! 💖

☆ Fizzy Infatuation — Edd x GN Reader HCs ☆

Genre: Fluff || they/them pronouns for reader || No warnings needed

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ᯓᡣ𐭩 Once Edd finds out your favorite drink, he buys it all the time. Though you do have to remind him that not everyone feels the same way about favorites that he does his Cola, he likes to keep a steady supply of your preferred snacks

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Absolutely the kind of guy to suggest you watch a scary movie to try and be all suave and then he ends up being more scared than you are

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Though Edd usually likes to be a peacekeeper among his friends, he isn't afraid to stand up for you if you're feeling upset or need him to help

ᯓᡣ𐭩 His favorite way to nap is either with his head in your lap or on your chest. He snuggles in close and wraps around you as much as he can for warmth, and he sleeps very heavy so good luck getting up-

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Loves to try and crack jokes with you to cheer you up whenever you're feeling down, but if you ever just need a sympathetic ear, he'll let you sit on his bed and vent to your heart's content

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Finds it extremely adorable whenever you and Ringo are getting along, he has a bunch of pictures and videos on his phone of you and her playing or lounging around with each other

ᯓᡣ𐭩 A very frequent texter, sends you tons of messages of just whatever he's thinking or asking about you and your day. Also so many silly videos and images. He's the type to associate everything with you and send you images of two objects next to each other to be like "this is just like us!"

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Usually due to the wacky adventures he has there's a chance that whatever he's got for you is going to end up broken or destroyed. Hence he now always gets you several gifts at once to make sure you still get little treats and trinkets at the end of it all

[ilikesillythings]

Tom x reader

Edd x Reader

IM BEGGINNGGG🙏

"Sweeter than a milkshake" Tom x Reader x Edd

Tws; none Fluff Established relationsips Poly (TomEdd on top<3) (Im so sorry if you dont like ships, if you dont just pretend Edd and Tom are PLATONICALLY together- I would've written two different fics, but I wouldn't know who to @.)

It was days like this you were glad for your two boyfriends. A boring, but sunny day never stayed boring for long when you dated the two insane men known as Edd and Tom.

"Love!" Edd called to you from the kitchen, holding a flyer, "A new cafe opened up nearby, wanna go with me to check it out-- oh, and ask Tom if he wants to as well!!" he added the last part with a goofy grin. "Kay!" You returned, walking to your other boyfriends' room.

Your knucked rapped against the door, "Tomme?" Hearing something thud softly from inside of his room, and small footsteps, you took a step away from the door right before it opened slightly.

"Oh- {Y/N}!" Tom said, his once grumpy face shifting to an excited, goofy grin once his eyes (supposedly, it was hard to tell) settled onto you. He always seemed to brighten up upon seeing you, or Edd for that matter. "Edd wanted to know if you wanted to go to this new cafe with us?"

Immediately Tom nodded excitedly, "Hell yeah!" was his reply as he hooked his arm with you, shutting his door with his foot, walking briskly to the kitchen where Edd was stood, skim-reading the flyer. "You ready, smeg head?" Tom asked Edd, who in turn chuckled, nodding

The cafe wasn't too far away, and since it was nice out you enjoyed the walk. In fact, it was almost a bit too warm, the sun feeling hot against the back of your neck, but the prospect of this oddly made it worth it. "I wonder if they have Cola.." Edd mused to himself softly, causing you and Tom to chuckle.

Eventually, the three of you reached the cafe. It was clearly based off of the 1960s, so with renewed interest, you were the first to step in, followed by Edd, then Tom.

It was fairly empty inside in terms of people, decorations on the other hand were a different story. The walls were white, with black and white checkered floors, red seated booths with long cyan blue tables, a juke box, playing 'These Boots Were Made For Walking' softly, a static hum faintly following the melody, as the thing seemed as though it had seen better days. The walls were covered in photos, Coca Cola signs, photos of dramatically lit lava lamps, barbies, surfers, and tie-dyed shirts. Near the wall was a long counter, red surfaced bar stools in front of it.

Your eyes surveyed over everything, in awe. "Whoa.." you whispered, sitting down at one of the bar stools. Chuckling to themselves, Edd and Tom sat on either side of you, "This is certainly something, huh?" Tom asked with a raised eyebrow,

"Look.." Edd murmured with stars in his eyes, pointing at the large Cola sign. Tom rolled his eyes, mumbling under his breath, "It is cool in here," you eventually said, tilting your head to the side.

Once a waitor gave each of you a menu, Edd got a Cola, Tom black coffee, and you? A milkshake. But, no matter how sweet the {F/F (favourite fruit) } milkshake turned out to be, you knew for a fact that your boys were much, much sweeter.