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Hey can you do eddsworld the main 4 with a s/o romantic head cannons

Author's Note: Thank you so much Anon for the request! So sorry it took so long in advance, I just finished my finals so I was really excited about this one and had a lot of fun with it! Hope you'll like it and that I didn't portray anyone OOC😅 And lastly, go ahead and check out my masterlist if you like what you just read and if you want to request anything yourself, thank you, and enjoy!❤

Edd

🟢 Edd would be the type of boyfriend that just wants to chill out and hang out with his partner. He's a very casual guy in every sense of the word, and so would be the relationship with him, with some physical contact and romantic gestures sprinkled in occasionally.

🟢 One of the most defining traits of your relationship is humor! You'd share inside jokes together and create made-up words only you two would understand, making the people Tom around you go insane over the nonsense you tell each other while laughing.

"How did the Coca-Cola can feel after being steamrolled?"

"It was soda pressed!"

"I fucking hate both of you"

Basically, Edd would do anything just to make you smile/laugh, no matter how stupid it might be, if he knows you find it amusing he'll say/do anything just to see your expression!

🟢 Edd likes to draw you a lot, you could be sitting, washing the dishes, playing with Ringo, reading, playing a game, etc, whatever you're doing, he will draw it! He just can't help himself, you look adorable to him no matter what you're doing so he just can't resist himself! Most of the time he'll try to be sneaky about it so you wouldn't notice so he can capture you on paper perfectly, smiling the whole time because you're his favorite thing to draw! Sometimes if he feels happy enough with the finished product, he'd present it to you shyly, hoping you'd like it.

🟢 Be grateful, because you're the only one that Edd allows to go anywhere his cola and even drink it! Being with him gives you the privilege of doing so without asking, normally if anyone else would even lay a hand on his favorite drink they'd have a rabid Edd to fight off, but with you, it's like he doesn't even notice! Which by itself says a lot about how much he loves you!

🟢 Edd might not seem like a great listener, which is true, but when it comes to you, it's a different story. Whether you just want to talk about your day or info dump him about your new hyper fixation, he'll listen to it all with a smile on his face, commenting on the things you said or asking questions. When you vent, he makes sure that you know his full attention is on you and you only. He'll listen to everything you have to say while rubbing your shoulder and once you're done, he'll hug you and try to give you some kind of advice or reassurance, even though he isn't the best at this type of stuff, he'll still try his best though. Because he can't stand to see you hurt.

🟢 Edds love language includes quality time and gift giving! He just loves spending time with you no matter what you're doing! If you're working and can't give him any attention, he'll just sit next to you or position himself where he's touching you in some type of way and just occupy himself with drawing while you do your thing. Whenever you're in a situation where you can't spend time with him, just simply letting him sit nearby and do his thing is enough for him to call it "spending time with you", cause honestly just being in the same room as you is enough for him.

🟢 As we established before, Edd likes to draw you. So logically gift giving for him is giving you drawings he made of you, you two together, or things that you like, like a favorite character or animal. He also takes requests from you whenever he doesn't have any idea of what to draw, and whatever you ask him to draw he will. When Edd has enough money, he'll spend it on some kind of gift for you that he knows you'll like. And he'll give it to you without expecting anything in return, all he needs is that excited expression of yours and a kiss on the cheek/lips and he knows spending the money was worth it.

🟢 PDA isn't one of Edd's main love languages, but he still does it to a casual degree. He's not overly clingy, but he's not distant either, he's more casual with the way he expresses his physical love to you. Like when you sit together on the couch he puts his arm around you or when you're walking on the street he holds your hand. Edd prefers to shower you with more bold PDA behind closed doors though, that's when he's the most romantic as well. He'll give you lots of cuddles and kisses, praising you and telling you how much he loves you as well. It's not that Edd is embarrassed to show this side of himself in front of others, he just feels like sharing those moments between the two of you makes it have more meaning behind it.

🟢 Edd is really opportunistic when it comes to kissing, and by that I mean he'll only do it if he feels like the moment is right or is in the mood to do so. Maybe you do something adorable, and he just can't help but kiss you wherever he can reach you first. Edd's kisses are sweet and gentle, he likes to hold you whenever he does so too. Outside of your lips, Edd likes to kiss you on the cheek the most, he finds it comforting and likes to think of it as teasing that instead of kissing you on the lips, he kisses the place closest to it, he likes feeling like a little shit sometimes, what can I say?

🟢 Will cuddle with you a lot, especially if it's a lazy day for him or he's feeling down. Edd likes to be the big and the little spoon when cuddling, it just depends on how he's feeling. As the big spoon, he'll press you to his chest while laying his head on top of yours. But as a little spoon, it's the opposite, he'll bury his head in your chest, giving you easy access to his hair. When I tell you this guy will immediately melt as soon as you start tangling your hands into his hair, you swear you can hear him purr sometimes as you play with it. Edd is honestly the best cuddling option you can get, he's extremely soft and during winter he will warm you up with no problem, and during summer he somehow is still great to cuddle with because his temperature changes with the climate you can say. Cuddling Edd is like hugging a giant soft teddy bear. Best feeling ever, I tell you!

🟢 Edd isn't clingy, but boy does he get jealous of you when he feels threatened by others sometimes! He doesn't really think much of other people interacting with you, if they're just being friendly and don't try to pull any moves on you he might even join in on the conversation or just let you have your fun while vaguely paying attention. But that all changes once he hears the other person starting to flirt with you and being a little bit too touchy for his liking. He'll pay closer attention to both of you as his expression changes from a neutral one to an irritated one, waiting for the right moment to step in as he forces himself to tolerate what's happening until he gets a clear sign from you that he should step in. As soon as he sees a sign of you getting uncomfortable he's already next to you as he puts his hands on your shoulders, squeezing them with reassurance as he gives the person a threatening smile as he says: "My partner and I need to go, goodbye!" And with that, Edd immediately pulls you away from the person and begins to drag you home. The whole way back, Edd would be uncharacteristically very touchy with you, he'd press you against him hard and hold your waist tightly as he grumbles under his breath over what happened. Jealous Edd is a rare sight for you, but when he is jealous he deals with the situation quickly and swiftly to avoid confrontation, his goal only being to get you out of the situation as fast as possible.

🟢 Dates with Edd range from casual to exciting ones! They both really depend on your/his mood, to be honest. He'd take you to a cat cafe and go crazy over the cats with you while drinking and eating delicious desserts. He loves taking you to arcades! It's an excuse for both of you to have fun while calling it a date simultaneously. Edd would just take you to places he knows you'll like or are located in the town you two live in. Though when an occasional theme park comes along, you bet Edd is dragging you there right away no questions asked! If it's a special day of yours or just an anniversary, Edd will try to be a little bit fancier and take you out somewhere nice, like a restaurant or to a movie that is extremely romantic/dramatic that he thinks you'll like or fit the "fancy" category he made up in his head.

🟢 Edd is the most basic type of boyfriend out there I tell ya! All he wants is to be with or near you all day and every day and that's all he needs! He doesn't need to have an especially romantic life with you, but he isn't neglectful either, he's just somewhere in the middle. He'll change on a whim though if you tell him to show one of his sides more often because he just wants to make you happy! He's the type of guy to shower his love on you in private while in public some people aren't even sure if you two are dating or not because of how casual he is. I think Edd in a way is near-perfect boyfriend material for does that find his specific traits attractive, and as one of those people I say he would make a great boyfriend!

Matt

🟣 Matt would be the type of boyfriend that wants to spend every single moment with you and to love you to no end type of guy. He's probably the most romantic out of the four of them, so he'd make sure all the moments you spend together show that.

🟣 It comes to everyone's surprise that someone like Matt would fall in love with someone who isn't him and even love them on the same level as he does, but here we are! To him, you are the most incredible thing in the world, someone he feels can even compete with his handsome face! He makes sure to remind you of that fact every day, because why wouldn't he? Your looks and personality are everything to him, so much so that he forgets about his narcissistic views sometimes.

🟣 In fact, Matt will do anything when it comes to helping you feel better about your appearance! Say you wanna try out a new haircut or wanna change your style, Matt is right there with you through all of it, even participating in the changes himself. He'd do your makeup, nails, hair, even skincare routine, whatever it is, Matt wants to be there and be a part of it, he calls it bonding time!

🟣 Matt doesn't usually care if other people appreciate his beauty like he does, to him only his opinion matters. But once you come into the picture, your opinion means the world to him! Anytime you compliment him, call him your: "Handsome man", or anything of that sort, this man is dying on the floor because of the amount of love and affection he's feeling because of you. No one else's opinion matters about his face or anything related to him, but yours and he makes sure you and everybody around you know that just by his reactions alone.

🟣 Since you two are dating, you are bound to get dragged by Matt to buy or find something to add to his novelty collection. You'd go on your own set of adventures for the sole purpose of expanding his collection. Matt really appreciates you going with him, it just shows to him how much you are willing to put up with for him. For some, his hobby just seems like something that doesn't matter or an inconvenience, but you don't, and he truly loves that about you. Matt 100% has a will written down somewhere that says: "If anything happens to me, give all of my novelty collection to (Y/N)''.

🟣 Matt's love language includes words of affirmation and quality time! Matt's main go-to to showing how much he loves you is showering you with praise any chance he gets! You could be looking like a hobo or a supermodel, but that man will still call you the most attractive person in the universe! Any accomplishment, whether large or small is immediately met with him congratulating you like you just won an Oscar! Not to mention whenever you feel insecure or just down, Matt will make does feelings go away in a matter of seconds because of how innocent his love for you is, he knows every right word to use to show you how much you mean to him. And he'll remind you of that fact every day no matter who you are or what you do.

🟣 You'd think Matt's second love language would be physical touch, but nope! It's quality time, baby! But I think you know that based on the examples above. The point is, anything you wanna do, Matt has to be there doing that thing with you too! No matter if it's work or something boring, he needs to be there with you! If you're busy he'll sit with you in a way where he's basically touching you and as soon as you show any discomfort or mutter that you need something, Matt is on the way to get it! Even if you didn't technically ask him to do so. He's basically like a lost puppy just following you around everywhere without a care in the world.

🟣 Matt loves PDA, he adores it! Both giving and receiving affection are one of his favorite things about being in a relationship with you! The only reason why it's not his main love language is because he finds the other two more intimate, but this easily takes third place! Unlike Edd, Matt isn't afraid to go all the way out with his affection towards you, private or in public he is all over you to some degree. Kisses, hugs, holding hands, cuddles, he will grab any chance he gets to touch you in some way. If he could Matt would glue himself to you so that he can always be with you, that's how clingy he is with his love for you.

🟣 Kisses with Matt are literally the most purest and innocent thing in the world! He holds you against him as you kiss as if you were glass, that's how gentle he is with you! Expect a lot of muffled giggles and pleased sighs whenever you two kiss, he's just so happy to have you in his life like this that he just can't help himself! Outside of your lips, Matt adores giving you kisses on the nose! He just finds it charming and adorable in a way, especially when you give him a reaction in the process, he finds them precious. It may be childish, but he's a childish man so that adds up, plus nose kisses are the best!

🟣 Cuddles with Matt are a must in a relationship with him! No occasion is needed for him to just wrap you in his arms and lay with you comfortably for hours at an end. Matt is both big and little spoon, mostly leaning towards little spoon though. When he's the one holding you, and not squeezing the living daylights out of you. Matt would be laying on his back while you lay on top of him, with your head on his chest as he kisses the top of your head every now and then as his arms are tightly but comfortably wrapped around your upper back. But as a little spoon, Matt crawls himself into a ball as he buries himself into your chest, wanting to make it easier for you to hold him. He basically feels like a giant teddy bear! Though I won't recommend cuddling with Matt during winter without a blanket, man is always cold! But during summer, it's a different story, he's basically a cooler during the warm seasons, so literally perfect!

🟣 As established, Matt is clingy af so there's no surprise that the man will act super threatened as soon as he sees others laying their dirty hands on you in a flirty way. Until Matt senses a disturbance in the force, he'll tolerate the person interacting with you if it's just in a friendly way and if you clearly don't mind them talking with you as well. But as soon as the person enters the danger zone where they start to get flirty with you, Matt will glare daggers at them as a silent threat to get them to back off. Alongside that, he'll tug at your clothes gently and whine to you that you need to go with him as he stares at you with puppy eyes. If all of that fails and the rando will try to put his hands on you, Matt immediately jumps into action! Clinging to your back like a possessive koala as he smacks the person's hand away and screams: "NO! This gem is mine! Go find yours somewhere else!'' And with that, he picks you up by the waist with his arms wrapped around it and shuffles away like an awkward penguin while holding you with a big pout on his face. He'll only put you down once he calms down a bit or you protest hard enough, and once he does you better give him lots of kisses and reassurances as you let him cling to you in any way he can as you two head back home with a still slightly upset Matt.

🟣 Matt takes his dates seriously, that's why he always puts in the effort to make them super romantic! He'd take you to places any partner would on a typical date, movies, dinner, picnic in the park, star gazing, etc. With Matt, there is no such thing as a normal date, only the best of the best for his beloved! He'll dress up super fancy and always have some kind of gift with him to give you every time. Though Matt would be happy to comply with any date idea you have, elegant/traditional dates are always his go-to because of the romantic meaning behind them by society's and his standards.

🟣 Matt is the most loving and clingiest boyfriend out there, your existence alone makes him swoon so he doesn't need much outside of his novelty collection to be happy! He's utterly devoted to you and makes sure to show you that each and every day of your relationship, so much so that everybody around you two already knows you two are together without being told so. Matt would be the perfect boyfriend for those that want to feel loved to the extreme and feel appreciated by someone, and you'd feel all of that every day with him! Top-tier boyfriend material, I tell you! No complaints here!

Tom

🔵 Tom would be the type of boyfriend that isn't really great when it comes to relationships, but for you, he tries his very best to at least be decent. He'd purposefully try to go out of his comfort zone just to prove his love for you, wanting to show you that he actually cares even when he isn't the best at showing so sometimes, but he tries!

🔵 First of all, this mad lad broke up with his bass: Susan for you so that better show just how much he cares and loves you if he picked you over his most beloved bass! Speaking of Susan, Tom often makes up songs that he plays on his bass about/for you. To which you'd always have to beg him to play you some cause he's super embarrassed about them, but with enough reassurance, he'd play you some! And if you reward him with compliments or a kiss, he may just be inclined to show you more, gaining confidence each time.

🔵 And while on the subject of music! You two would always share/recommend each other's music taste! Tom really likes listening to the same music as you whether it's yours or his, he really enjoys the moment because it's just so intimate to him. You'd share headphones, you having one bud in your ear while Tom has the other, forcing each other to stay close, which Tom secretly enjoys very much as he can't help himself but relax each time you two do that.

🔵 We all know Tom's alcohol problem, especially with his favorite: Smirnoff, which he drinks any time he can. But when you two get into a relationship, Tom tries to step back from his alcoholism for your sake. Sure, he'd gladly drink with you if you'd like, but he'd actually pay attention to the amount he's drinking and stop once enough is enough. To be honest, your existence and the relationship make him want to be better for you, and that means acknowledging his problem and overcoming it step by step.

🔵 Whether you are someone that loves Christmas or hates it, depending on which, Tom will try his best to not ruin it for you and match your energy! If you're a Christmas lover, Tom wouldn't exactly act happy about the holiday with you, but you can tell he's really trying to hold back any negative comments about the holiday for your sake. Tom may hate Christmas, but he loves you enough to try his best to not ruin the holiday for you better reward him with affection afterwards cause boy does he need it! But if you're a Christmas hater, then you already know Tom is ruining the holiday with you while calling it a date!

🔵 Tom's love language includes acts of service and physical touch! Out of everything, Tom finds it easiest to express his love for you by doing things for you whether you asked him or not. It's because he can do it without overthinking whether what you're doing is okay or not because doing something for someone else naturally makes that person happy! You could have cooked something for you two and only stepped away for a second, only to come back and see Tom already doing the dishes and insisting that he's got it covered and that you go rest. Maybe you have a pet that needs to be let out or fed and you can't get out of bed to do so, you don't even need to ask and Tom is already on it and doing it for you with no complaints, not even expecting anything in return while doing so.

🔵 One wouldn't expect that one of the main two love languages Tom has is physical touch, but here we are! Tom is actually extremely touch-starved, but won't allow himself to be touched or touch someone else until he feels 100% safe with them. At the beginning of the relationship it took a while for Tom to open himself up to such affections, but the way you took things slow and steady for him really helped and he allowed himself to feel vulnerable with you. Tom loves to give you hugs from behind, you'll be doing something while standing and all of a sudden two arms wrap around you and you can feel his head burry itself in the crock of your neck. At that point he can't live without touching you, you're his rock and he needs you to feel stable and safe. He's always touching you in some way, no matter what you're doing or what position you are in.

🔵 PDA and physical touch are basically the same things, right? Anyways, while out in public Tom is way more reserved with you because he doesn't appreciate strangers staring at the two of you, he'd still be okay with hand-holding or a kiss on his favored spot every now and then, but in private? Tom goes crazy in private, (not as crazy as Matt or Tord but still!) Basically, any opportunity he gets to show you his love for you in a physical manner he takes it. It doesn't matter what you're doing, he is touching you in one way or another. Like I said, you are his rock, his safe haven, and without you near him he'd go crazy, so holding you, kissing, hugs, hand-holding, and everything else in between is what he'll shower you daily with! Please hold him too every once in a while, Lord knows he needs it and may even have a mental breakdown from the affection alone, but he loves it I promise.

🔵 In the beginning Tom was very awkward when it came to kissing, but he eventually got the hang of it and became more comfortable! They were also very unsure and timid at the beginning, forcing you to take the lead, but with each kiss, Tom became more confident, and now he likes to kiss you with slow passion, savoring the intimate closeness with you. Besides your lips, Tom's other favorite spot to kiss you is your forehead. It's just so sweet, gentle, and innocent to him that he sometimes finds it even more intimate than a kiss on the lips. He usually kisses your forehead when you do something that he just really appreciates whether you meant it or not. Maybe you fixed the broken string in his bass for him and he'll just give you the most loving gaze and that gentle smile as he grabs your face and gives you a gentle kiss on the forehead as a thanks. He just finds forehead kisses soothing, what can I say?

🔵 Cuddles=physical touch, so Tom enjoys if not loves them a lot! Tom has a preference for being the big spoon over the little spoon. As the big spoon, it literally feels as if Tom is trying to fuse with you by how hard, he's pressing you against him. You both would be lying at your sides as Tom has his arms wrapped tightly around your lower back and his head buried in your hair as he lets the scent of your shampoo ease him. Though Tom has a stronger preference for being the big spoon, he won't complain if you're the one who wants to hold him, especially if he's feeling vulnerable that day. You'd be lying at your sides again, but he'd have his back turned to you as you hug him from behind and run your hands up and down his arms/hands to soothe him, as he feels too embarrassed to face you when he's in his low state. Again, I'm sorry but just like Matt, Tom is always cold and you'd need a blanket with you whenever you two cuddle, except for summer though, cuddling with Tom during summer feels like heaven!

🔵 As said before, Tom loves physical affection and he views you as his safe heaven basically, so he isn't much of a fan when other people touch you, but if it's a friend or you allow the action yourself, there isn't much he can do but to tolerate it. But if it's someone that's trying to get with you, that's a different story! Tom makes it plainly obvious that he hates the person just by looking at them with that huge grimace and annoyed expression on his face as soon he can tell that they are flirting with you. Unlike Edd, Tom won't wait for a sign from you or anything like that, as soon as his feelings of feeling threatened are made correct by the actions of the person flirting with you he is right by your side, hugging you from behind possessively as he puts his head on your shoulder and says: "Hey babe, is this guy bothering you?" And just from his words and actions alone, the rando gets the hint you're already taken and leaves immediately with an apology. Apology or not, that does not stop Tom from glaring daggers at the person as you drag him away back home, having to soothe him with words of affection as he grumbles under his breath about wanting to choke the person.

🔵 Tom is very awkward with dates and finds them super complicated to arrange, man doesn't have much experience with dating and wants the best for you, so he tries his best to make the dates the best they can be! Tom would never admit it, but he'd be looking up advice online on where to take his partner on a date and go based on that, which means Tom doesn't really have a specific type of date he goes on with you, it's mainly whatever the best thing he can find online, he goes with. You ain't complaining though, cause those dates range from romantic dinners to the aquarium to a musical, to a picnic! No matter what it is or where you go, your boyfriend always makes sure you're having fun.

🔵 Tom is the most awkward boyfriend that doesn't know what he's doing but tries his best anyway just to make the relationship work. He may not always understand what he's supposed to do as a boyfriend or how to do it because he is always internally freaking out if what's he doing actually works, but he'd never once make you feel like he doesn't love you. He'd remind you of that fact every day in any way he can, whether large or small. Your existence keeps him sane and happy, so he'll do anything he can just to keep you at his side, even if he doesn't always know what he's doing.

Tord

🔴 Tord would be the type of boyfriend that thinks he knows what he's doing while being a huge show off while doing so, but in reality, he has no idea how being in love and dating works. Still, he sure acts like he does cause he feels insanely confident in a relationship because he thinks it's easy and he knows what he's doing (it isn't and he doesn't) But he rarely makes you suspect that over how nice a relationship with him is!

🔴 Tord is very open with his love for guns, especially when he pulls one out of nowhere before shooting something. Even though Tord doesn't mind showing you off his shooting skills, in fact, he loves it, but he will not allow you to touch his weapon at all! No amount of reassurance will make him trust you or himself enough to give you such a weapon. He just fears something might go wrong, if there's anyone else's safety he's more worried about it than his, it's yours and he will never put your life in danger willingly no matter what.

🔴 He'd show you his little inventions like the couch one or something like that and gets giddy when you show interest in them and praise him for them. He'd never show you his dangerous inventions though, like his giant robot out of fear of losing you, but if you have an invention request for him, Tord is more than happy to make it come true! Any nondangerous gadget is at your disposal any time you want and is free to use without asking, which means something because very few people have this sort of privilege from him.

🔴 So we all know Tord likes to smoke his cigars, well, similar to Tom with his alcohol problem, he will try to smoke less if not stop entirely at one point just for your sake. Whether you made a comment about his smoking habit or not, he's sure his smoke breath just after he finished his cigar doesn't feel really good when you two kiss. So he'd try his best to lessen doing it, or at least not smoke before he gets to spend time with you just so that he doesn't smell too bad.

🔴 Tord would be the type of boyfriend to lend you his clothes but on purpose! You won't need to ask for his hoodie or anything before he one day walks up to you with his hoodie and gives it to you without a word before walking away. If you comply and wear his clothes, expect to have his eyes always on you with a flirty smirk to match. He just can't help himself but feel oddly satisfied and honored for you to wear his clothes that are always too big for you, he finds it adorable and a way of marking you by having something of him with you, but he'd never tell you that of course.

🔴 Tord's love language is unsurprisingly physical touch and words of affirmation! Out of the main four, it was given that Tord would love physical touch a ton! Tord normally isn't a touchy person at all, he avoids having physical contact with most people like the plague, but with you? It's the opposite! The second you get together he's all over you in any way and every day he can! He saves the special affection for people that mean the most to him, and you just happened to be his entire world so he makes sure you receive the attention you deserve! Sitting on the couch with his arms wrapped around you? Check. Eating together with your knees touching? Check. Driving and sitting next to each other with his hand on your thigh? Check. Just any scenario with him having his hands on you in some way is always possible with Tord. He just feels safe and comfortable being this close to you, he doesn't show it, but Tord deals with a lot of anxiety and paranoia over the things he hides from you and his friends. It can get a lot sometimes, and the only way for him to let it all out is through physical contact with you.

🔴 Tord lives for giving you physical affection, but words of affirmation are exactly on the same level for him! Tord is a natural flirt that can come up with a pick-up line on the fly without trying, that's how good he is! But flirting isn't the only way he'll verbalize his love for you, a simple thought-out compliment or praise is what you'll hear from him a lot as well. Maybe you're working on something and are getting tired of it but you have to push through when you suddenly get interrupted by Tord appearing out of nowhere as he rubs your back reassuringly and tells you how great you're doing and to remember to take breaks etc. Just like with Matt, whatever you do, and no matter what the outcome of it was, or no matter how insecure you are, you will always be met with praise from him as he kisses you all over your face. Overall, just imagine yourself in any scenario just like the one before and Tord will find an excuse to flirt/compliment/praise you.

🔴 PDA and Tord are like best friends, why would he stop showering you with love in public when you clearly deserve all of the attention you can get? He's the same as Matt honestly, there is just no stopping him from kissing, hugging, hand-holding, etc, no matter where you two are. His love for you both in public and in private is the exact same, he just wants the whole world to know who you belong to and just wants to show your relationship off! Plus Tord doesn't feel any need to tone down the affection out in public, why should he? He barely pays attention to the random people on the street anyway because all of his attention is on you, everything else just doesn't matter when he's with you so he acts like it with his affections.

🔴 Kisses with Tord happen literally almost every minute and yet he always manages to find a way to make the next one more amazing than the last. He wants you to love and remember every moment of it as he slowly but sensually moves his lips against yours with that stupid smirk on his face and half-lid eyes that scan you with satisfaction. Tord is always confident when kissing you, so there's no hesitation coming from him before his lips are on yours while holding you so close you can barely move. And all of that is what I just described how kissing with Tord looks and feels like all the time. Outside of the lips though, Tord's other favorite spot to kiss you is to no one's surprise, your neck! It doesn't even need to be sexual, he just loves to kiss you there! The reactions you give him as you stiff at his sudden touch to the neck before you slowly relax and maybe let your voice out once in a while if Tord feels like teasing you a bit with his cheeky kisses. He is a pervert after all, so you can imagine he enjoys the show you give him sometimes immensely.

🔴 Same as with Tom and Matt, Tord lives for cuddles with you! Sorry, to say but Tord is always the big spoon, under no circumstance would he willingly put himself in a vulnerable position that we call the "little spoon". The only way for that to happen is you'd walk in on him in an uncharacteristically vulnerable moment, you both know he won't reveal what made him so upset so the only thing you can think of is to lay down and hug him from behind, pressing yourself against him tightly as you whisper reassuring words into his ear. Tord would never admit it, but he really appreciated the gesture, but you won't catch him asking to be a little spoon after that, it's just not his thing. What his thing is being the big spoon though! He is literally wrapped around you like a koala the whole cuddle session, you'd be pressed against his chest with his arms wrapped around your waist and his legs entangled with yours as he lays his head on top of yours. Unlike the two before him, Tord is always warm, so cuddling during the summer is always a pain, especially because Tord can't go a single day without multiple cuddles. But during winter you cannot be more glad than to have a literal fireplace as a boyfriend!

🔴 Tord feels like everyone is a threat to your relationship with a few exceptions constantly, even if the person in question is just a friend or someone that truly means no harm Tord will always feel like he's competing over you with them. As soon as he realizes the person's intentions with you he'd glare daggers at them with an almost silent animalistic growl coming from him as crossed arms almost rip the fabric of his hoodie from how tightly he's holding the fabric. As soon as the person's hands start to move towards you in an attempt to touch you, in a blink of an eye Tord is right behind you as he grabs your shoulders and possesivly presses your back against his chest. ''Get lost before I make you" If looks could kill the rando would have been already on the floor dead from the terrifying threat and expression Tord had on his face. Before you realize what's happening the person is already bolting in the opposite direction, you only snap out of it once you feel Tord's grip on you loosen as he looks at you with a satisfied smile before grabbing your hand and walking back home. It's almost as if the situation is already forgotten by him altogether, but it isn't, in fact, he'll have that memory of you getting hit on for a while before he gets over it. He just chooses not to show you how much the situation has impacted him for your sake, though he would really appreciate a kiss or two with some reassurance as you two head home, it'll make him feel better faster.

🔴 Tord legit has no idea what he's doing when it comes to dates. Just like Tom, he'd look up advice online on how to make "the perfect date" for you. The dates he'd typically settle on are the ones he knows you'd love to go to, he'd pay special attention in conversations where you mention a specific place you'd love to go to and immediately write it down as one of the places he should take you to. Literally, anything you want he will make it happen, restaurant, theme park, cinema, arcade, etc, just name it and you're going there! Tord already knows you're enjoying yourself because he purposefully took you somewhere you wanted to go, but he'd always try to make the date even more fun with various shenanigans he does to make you laugh, making dates more memorable than they would've originally been.

🔴 Tord is the embodiment of a boyfriend that wants nothing more but to make you the center of his world if not the universe. If someone like him could get with someone like you then it's only right he makes you feel like the most special person in the world! And just like Matt, he's perfect for those that need/want to be reminded of that fact every day, whether you want it or not Tord is basically worshiping you and he'll make sure you don't forget that fact either! Honestly, you're the only reason why he hasn't taken over the world yet, you'll never know that fact personally, but it's true!

[pineappleciders]

Hiii I saw your EW posts and I was wondeing how Tord And Edd would react to a Y/n who keeps bugs ^^ its a lil weird yeah! Have an amazing morning/night

tord and edd with a reader who keeps bugs headcanons

A/N: i don't keep bugs but um i LOVE them they are so silly 🐛🐜🪲

TORD

so tord isn't really one to get freaked out by bugs, but he also doesn't love them. like he'll let one chill on his wall but he'll be low-key nervous if it gets too close to him

so once he knows you like to collect and keep them, he's a little off-put by the creepier looking ones but he's willing to suck it up

he definitely has his niche interests that he's super Normal about, so he completely understands having a fascination or even obsession with things most people dislike

he'll let you place them on his hand and crawl around, and you can see his shoulders tense as it moves further up his sleeve. though he won't say anything!

tord will 100% let you rant about bugs and their habitats and anything ab them. he might do something else while listening, but he knows the importance of having someone you're able to rant to

he'll sit there patiently as you introduce each bug to him and tell him their names. and it takes awhile for him to remember any but slowly he'll start bonding with them

one time you catch him with his hand in your tarantula enclosure, letting the spider inspect his finger. he'll quickly pull it out and act as if nothing happened

EDD

edd is definitely a bit more spooked by bugs than someone like tord. he used to swat them out of his house, but then he started to think about it and actually feels bad for the little guys

so now he's a lot gentler with them as he sees them as small animals, yet they still scare him half to death sometimes. esp spiders.

so you might have to help condition him getting used to your pets, by showing him pictures and holding them out on your hand.

he doesn't think you're weird for keeping bugs as pets, as he has a love for all creatures big and small. though he shudders when looking at certain insects and truly wonders how you're able to touch them so freely

he'll (very) slowly start getting used to having bugs in the house and seeing them. surprisingly, one day he decides to hold a mantis in his hands all by himself.

when he asks you to help him, you question why he wants to do this all of a sudden.

"oh.. y'know.. no reason."

but you can easily tell from his firm expression that he wants to become braver. though with his caring personality, you're sure he also wants to indulge in your interests to make you happy!

[x-junwrites-x]

if requests are open I wouls loooooove a super fluffy silly edd x reader (gender nautral pref) I just wanna snuggle him so bad I wanna kiss him upppp

A/N: Hey Anon, thanks for the suggestion! Man, I should write more things featuring the cola king himself. I hope you enjoy!

-Jun

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Snuggles: Edd x Reader(fluff)

tw: none

You woke up slowly, a groan escaping your lips at the crushing weight so presently on top of you. Your eyes cracked open, faced with a head full of brown messy hair as your boyfriend slept soundly on top of you. You nudged your boyfriend on the shoulder sleepily, feeling his head nuzzle further into your neck as if out of spite. 

“Baby,” You mumble out in a whine, voice cracking around the edges from disuse throughout the night. You rolled your eyes as silence met you. Silence except for the snore that made its way between the curve of your neck and collarbone. You scoff, rolling your eyes as you try clawing the mattress besides you for some leverage. The sheets bunch up in your grip, doing nothing but mock you for your attempts. 

“Baby, you’re lucky you’re a cute sleeper. I swear I’d boot you off bed privileges otherwise.” You teased, tracing a hand up his spine to bury your fingers in the shaggy hair at the back of his head. He groaned slightly at the feeling of you scratching his scalp, sleepily mumbling something against your neck. 

The two of you had gone to bed curled up around each other, somehow finding your way under his bigger form at some point and sleeping soundly despite the weight. You and Edd had always joked that he was your weighted blanket, which you loved about sleeping with him, except when you needed to pee. Like right now. Your brows pinched at the thought. 

“Babyyy.” You tried again, lightly tugging his hair between your fingers. You felt his arms wind around you, nuzzling into your chest. “I gotta go to the bathroom, honey bear. Get upppp.” You whined, finally dragging your free hand down under his sleep shirt that had ridden up during the night. Your nimble fingers traced idle patterns against the warm skin of his mid back before going in for the kill. Edd yelped in surprise as you began tickling him, bolting away from you suddenly.

“Okay, okay! I’m up.” He squirmed against the assault, starting to laugh. His giggles turned into high pitched squeals whenever you poked at his sides. You laughed along with him, cackling as he swatted your hands away like a cat. 

“Aw, but you’re adorable when you get tickled.” You mused, sitting up on the bed to meet his glare. 

“No fair, I was caught off guard.” He pouted, rolling on his back to stare up at the ceiling. He stretched, hands in fists above his head. His t-shirt rolled up, showing his cute tummy to which you stared unabashedly at. “Stop.” He whined, pulling his shirt down after a second of noticing your gaze.

“Hmm, no. You’re tummy’s cute.” You smiled, as he covered his face with his arm. “Alright, I'll leave you so I can go to the bathroom.” You got up, not before he reached out to grab your wrist. You looked back at him, eyebrows raised. 

“C’mere.” He tugged you, bringing him closer to him. He cupped your face, smiling at you before he laid a big kiss on your cheek. You giggled, leaning to kiss him on the lips. He hummed, letting out a chuckle when you peppered kisses over his cheeks and forehead. 

“Love ya.” He pressed a final kiss to your cheek, letting you go. Your cheeks warmed, shuffling towards the door before turning around. 

“Love you too.” You blew a kiss at him cheekily. He laughed as you closed the door behind you. 

[nikaizkool]

EDDSWORLD BF HCS

Edd- sfw

- He nonstop cuddles you, no matter where. At the mall? Cool sit down and he’s clasping onto your side nuzzling his cheek against your shoulder.

- if he wakes up before you and feels extra boyfriend-e he’ll make you bed in breakfast.

- he gets jealous easily, if your talking to someone who he dosent like he’s gonna be touchy

- he’s normally very independent but depending on his mood he’ll just be super clingy and needy

-

Edd- nsfw

- def into pussy/penis worship will nonstop give you head till your actually starting to beg

-very big on aftercare, wants you to have the best experience possible with you still being his princess/prince he can take care of.

- he’s a tits guy for sure.

Tom- sfw

- he’s honestly kind of a dick but all you had to do was humble him and he was head over heels for you

- honestly really clingy when it’s just you two he’ll literally be cuddling you and as soon as someone walks in he’s on the other side of the room whistling and reading a magazine

- he’ll do all your errands for you and chores as a thank you for being his partner

Tom- nsfw

- he def has a breeding kink, him being half monster and all he needs to mate and shit

- an absolute god when it comes to giving head.

- he’s also a tits guy

Matt- sfw

- he surprisingly gets jealous really easily and gets really upset when you only call him “handsome” instead of “incredibly handsome”

- he’s honestly such a yapper, he’ll talk nonstop for hours about his novelty toy collection and all of the things he’s got from his and the gangs adventures

- honestly not that clingy unless you want him to be, you have to ask him to hug you.

Matt- nsfw

- he likes to record and jerk off to it later

- you will have this man in a chokehold if you praise him, lord

- mirror sex or sex in unusual places >

- also a tits guy “their like little pillows”

Tord- sfw

- does anything you want to make you happy, gives you money, takes you shopping, whatever makes you happy

- lays his head on your stomach and loves when you play with his hair

- literally loves when you kiss his scarred face

Tord- nsfw

- he loves biting you and he’s like mad possessive

- if he gets jealous he takes it out on you in bed “yeah, could __ make you feel this good?”

- literally is such a sadist, look it up. Prepare for some fucked up shi man 😭

[dollcherray]

₊⊹ HIGHSCHOOL SWEETHEARTS 𓏲 ๋࣭  ࣪ ˖

⋆˚ 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ EDDSWORLD WITH A HYPER FEMININE S/O

ᯓ★ Pst! Cherry says: YIPPEE, EDDSWORLD CONTENT! i've been hyper fixating on eddsworld lately so decided to work on some hcs about them for the fandom, eat up children!! and also... I'm FREE!!! i finally solved what i had to solve so i have more time now, reader is gn :) THERE'S NO TORD IN THIS.

✧₊⁺ Type: Headcanons, Romantic/platonic(?), Fluff.

꩜.ᐟ Music: Highschool sweethearts

𓏲 ๋࣭  ࣪ ˖ EDD

۶ৎ He thinks you're adorable, really! the first time he met you, you were wearing a white soft dress that had black details on the garment neckline along with black heels and white socks, your hair was tied up on a ponytail with a big white scrunchie that had a bow attached to it and Edd was fond of the style the moment he saw you.

۶ৎ Edd is very chill about it, he doesn't care about how you dress and how much you use makeup and bows, as long as you're happy, he's happy!

۶ৎ The only thing he's not really happy with is the shopping sprees you drag him into, don't get him wrong, he's happy that you know your style but, shopping for it almost every week and dragging him along with it kinda bugs him out because you always make him carry the hundreds of bags.

۶ৎ Edd tried to voice his annoyance to you many times, but everytime he sees the happy look on your face, he just sorta sucks it up and be your bag holder for the rest of the shopping spree, Edd has a weak spot for your smile.

۶ৎ And of course you use that weak spot to your advantage when you ask him if you could do your makeup, he may try to play tough and reject it at first but like i said, just use his weak spot that he'll eventually give in.

۶ৎ Edd doesn't really do skincare but wouldn't mind doing it, i think he would be chill about it honestly.

۶ৎ Everytime he's going to gift you, 50% of the chances is that he's giving you dress or heels, the other 50% is either makeup or accessories, because he's that supportive of your style. 🫶🏼 (and he doesn't really know what else to gift you)

۶ৎ Edd thinks this style of clothing really fits you, you look very delicate and pretty with it, so expect him to compliment every time you put together a new outfit.

۶ৎ If someone judges you for the way you dress, he would defend you but wouldn't try to make a scene, it would be more in a chill way, saying things like "hey man, that's not cool" and etc, if the person still try to be rude Edd would just distance you both from them.

۶ৎ overall very chill but supportive :)

꩜.ᐟ MATT

۶ৎ You guys are twinning.

۶ৎ Matt is not a hyper feminine person like you, but he is quite the feminine guy, so he may borrow a shirt or a bow from time to time, just don't forget to ask for him to give it back. (or he may legit steal it from you 👀)

۶ৎ When he first saw you, he was in the mall with Matilda and oh boy when he set his eyes on you, he gave one of those dramatic loud gasps that you could hear it from across the mall, like Matt chill it's just a person wearing a pink shirt from your favorite brand.

۶ৎ He wouldn't really wear makeup but if you ask to do his makeup Matt will gladly accept it!! if you do something more pinkish he'll adore it!! i like to hc that one of his main favorite colors out of the many he has is pink, so he'll be really satisfied with it.

۶ৎ He'll gladly go on shopping sprees with you, you two would be full of shopping bags in under 2 hours, you guys would be walking with a whole new wardrobe in your arms.

۶ৎ Selfies, LOTS of manicure and/or pedicure selfies, skincare nights EVERY NIGHT, you guys would have a whole new album of photos!! 99% of these photos are written "Besties 4ever" or something between these lines in them.

۶ৎ This man is like your fucking soulmate, if you offer him to wear a skirt he would honestly.

۶ৎ Just a silly duo.

⋆.˚ TOM

۶ৎ He has a love hate relationship with it, same reasons as Edd its just hes more passive-aggressive with it.

۶ৎ not that he really cares what you wear, its just the way you drag people in it that kinda pisses him off but, he tries his best to be supportive of it.

۶ৎ Everytime you guys are one of your hundreds of shopping sprees and you make him carry something, he'll grumble under his breath and begrudgingly take one of the bags for you, because, well, its you.

۶ৎ If you ask him to let you do his makeup, he'll instantly say no, like stop asking and scram off.

۶ৎ But if you really insist on it, like really annoy him about it, he'll eventually give in out of irritation, only to regret it moments later when he sees the "pink mess" (in his words) you did on his face.

۶ৎ Man walked out of your room looking like a drag queen.

۶ৎ Tom is also the type of man to not do skincare but wouldn't mind doing it, so if you offer him to do it for him, he'll accept it and thank you for taking care of him. (cutie)

۶ৎ Sometimes he doesn't understand why you wear so much pink, honestly, but he isn't the best one to complain anyways, since he (like the others) mainly wears one color.

۶ৎ Grumpy cat.

[aprettysillygoose]

Hi! First time requesting, but I saw your eddsworld post and thought I'd ask! How about Tord and/or Edd with a reader who's goth and brash on the outside but sweet on the inside, like scary dog privilege?

an: absolutely!! thank you for being my first ask, friend!!! :3

cw: cursing, tord being tord

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EDD

- honestly??? he’s a bit intimidated at first glance as well

- moment of realization hits whenever he engages in conversation with you

- thinks you didn’t like him at first because of the way you distance yourself from others

- but it was actually because you couldn’t stand near him without wanting to squeeze him affectionately

- you fell first he fell way harder

- if you do the whole face makeup ordeal then he finds it cool as fuck, good on you!!

- has asked you if you’d do it for him, in which you happily obliged

- took so many pictures

- when or if you start dating, he stays up at night wondering how he bagged an absolute goddess like you

- if anyone of his line of sight even snickers at your choice of style, then he’s on their ass, even if you can handle it

- same goes the other way

- he doesn’t really get made fun of in the first place, but when he does, said bully is almost immediately frightened at the sight of you

- “excuse me sir, they asked for NO pickles!” “edd seriously it’s fine.”

- most definitely draws you 24/7

- makes sure you know how gorgeous you are every minute of the day

- buys you makeup and / or clothes you like

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TORD

- didn’t really mind your style, thought it was pretty cool

- honestly had no idea how to talk to you, since you either avoided him like the plague, or you glared at him ( you do this to everyone you don’t know , he’s a little stupid )

- it dawned on him when he FINALLY got to talk to you

- feels a bit bad for making you uncomfortable , no matter how many times you say it’s fine

- when your friendship is more established, he definitely teases you for how soft spoken you are

- got in trouble for calling you emo, was forced to listen to every sub-style between goth and emo

- when or if you start dating, he’s definitely way more lewd towards you

- calls you his “goth mommy” as a joke, cracks him up every time

- if you don’t like those things then he’ll definitely stop

- in general he loves you and your style, does the same as edd and buys you everything he can get his hands on

- wants you to do his makeup how you do but doesn’t know how to ask

- same as edd, will stare at anyone who laughs at you

- says corny shit in norwegian i stand by this

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heya!!! this was my first request, so i apologize if its not the best !! :(( i adore this idea though and once again sorry if i butchered it 💔

[fanged-fanfics]

Hii! I loved the hcs you did for the poly Eddsworld trio x reader and was wondering if you could do some general Edd x reader hcs? He’s my favorite! I hope you’re doing well! 💖

☆ Fizzy Infatuation — Edd x GN Reader HCs ☆

Genre: Fluff || they/them pronouns for reader || No warnings needed

──────.𖥔 ݁ ˖˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ──────

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Once Edd finds out your favorite drink, he buys it all the time. Though you do have to remind him that not everyone feels the same way about favorites that he does his Cola, he likes to keep a steady supply of your preferred snacks

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Absolutely the kind of guy to suggest you watch a scary movie to try and be all suave and then he ends up being more scared than you are

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Though Edd usually likes to be a peacekeeper among his friends, he isn't afraid to stand up for you if you're feeling upset or need him to help

ᯓᡣ𐭩 His favorite way to nap is either with his head in your lap or on your chest. He snuggles in close and wraps around you as much as he can for warmth, and he sleeps very heavy so good luck getting up-

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Loves to try and crack jokes with you to cheer you up whenever you're feeling down, but if you ever just need a sympathetic ear, he'll let you sit on his bed and vent to your heart's content

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Finds it extremely adorable whenever you and Ringo are getting along, he has a bunch of pictures and videos on his phone of you and her playing or lounging around with each other

ᯓᡣ𐭩 A very frequent texter, sends you tons of messages of just whatever he's thinking or asking about you and your day. Also so many silly videos and images. He's the type to associate everything with you and send you images of two objects next to each other to be like "this is just like us!"

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Usually due to the wacky adventures he has there's a chance that whatever he's got for you is going to end up broken or destroyed. Hence he now always gets you several gifts at once to make sure you still get little treats and trinkets at the end of it all

[miffysstash]

eddsworld | how you meet edd

Eggs… Check! Milk… Check! 

You were crossing things off your list left to right as you walked through the grocery mart, essentials and other goods were in your trolley, not paying attention to where you steered the metal cart. Soon enough, your thoughts and checklist were interrupted by your trolley running into another man’s, earning an ‘oof’ sound from the both of you as your trolley handles collided with your stomachs. 

You finally looked up from the slip of paper, shaking your head in surprise as you finally noticed the poor soul you had bumped into. “Ah- sorry sir, I wasn’t looking where I was going.” You flushed as you spoke, especially calling him sir seeing as you two seemed to be the same age.

“Ah- it’s fine, no need to be so formal…” His eyes drifted to your bag that was slung over your shoulder, a little grey tabby keychain hanging from one of the zippers. He softly laughed as he pointed to it, “Hey, that kinda looks like my cat.”

You looked down at the little keychain you got from online shopping, smiling as you looked up at him. “Is that so? Can I see your cat?” 

He nodded, pulling out his phone and showing you his lock screen. He was right, it certainly did look like his cat! A cute gray tabby was sprawled out on its back on green sheets, its paws up in the air as it looked up at the camera. So cute!

“Aw, how cute! What’s their name?” The man chuckled and said, “Her name is Ringo, oh and I’m Edd by the way.” He held out his hand to you. 

You smiled back at him, taking his non-verbal request, and shook his hand. “(Name).” You responded with your own.

Your eyes drifted to the contents of Edd’s cart, full of cans of soda. You certainly did not want to say anything but just looking at it gave you a sugar rush. 

You were pulled out of your thoughts to him handing a slip of paper to you, “Here’s my number if you want to keep in touch, only if you want to of course.”

You quickly nodded, not wanting to come off as rude, “Oh! Y-Yeah! That would be great. Thank you…”  

He smiled one last time and walked off with his cart, the squeaking of the wheel slowly dying down as you were left in silence once more. 

You couldn’t exactly put your finger on it, but Edd giving you his phone number made your cheeks flush and gave you a funny feeling in your stomach. 

You looked down at the slip and smiled, stuffing it in your jacket pocket as you tried to go back to your boring shopping trip.

You ultimately failed, bumping into the isles of the store as you were too distracted to properly shop like a normal human being. 

[little-otter-writes]

Can we get some Reader x Edd fluff with his cola?

Sure!

A sweet surprise

Ship: Edd x Reader

Type: fluff, oneshot

Edd was always very strict on the fact NO ONE could touch his cola.

Everyone knew to leave it alone, and he never once shared it with anyone.

However one day, something strange happened.

You were hanging out in his room with him, watching cartoons and just cuddling, when suddenly he got up to grab something.

He came back a bit later with two cola cans and sat next to you again.

You assumed both were for him, which wasn't out of the ordinary for him.

However you were surprised when he handed one too you before gently kissing your cheek.

You looked at him in surprise, but he simply smiled at you and nodded.

You hesitantly took a sip and he didn't even react, just keeping his arn around you and letting you drink some cola.

Perhaps there was one person he'd let touch his cola..

[ilikesillythings]

Tom x reader

Edd x Reader

IM BEGGINNGGG🙏

"Sweeter than a milkshake" Tom x Reader x Edd

Tws; none Fluff Established relationsips Poly (TomEdd on top<3) (Im so sorry if you dont like ships, if you dont just pretend Edd and Tom are PLATONICALLY together- I would've written two different fics, but I wouldn't know who to @.)

It was days like this you were glad for your two boyfriends. A boring, but sunny day never stayed boring for long when you dated the two insane men known as Edd and Tom.

"Love!" Edd called to you from the kitchen, holding a flyer, "A new cafe opened up nearby, wanna go with me to check it out-- oh, and ask Tom if he wants to as well!!" he added the last part with a goofy grin. "Kay!" You returned, walking to your other boyfriends' room.

Your knucked rapped against the door, "Tomme?" Hearing something thud softly from inside of his room, and small footsteps, you took a step away from the door right before it opened slightly.

"Oh- {Y/N}!" Tom said, his once grumpy face shifting to an excited, goofy grin once his eyes (supposedly, it was hard to tell) settled onto you. He always seemed to brighten up upon seeing you, or Edd for that matter. "Edd wanted to know if you wanted to go to this new cafe with us?"

Immediately Tom nodded excitedly, "Hell yeah!" was his reply as he hooked his arm with you, shutting his door with his foot, walking briskly to the kitchen where Edd was stood, skim-reading the flyer. "You ready, smeg head?" Tom asked Edd, who in turn chuckled, nodding

The cafe wasn't too far away, and since it was nice out you enjoyed the walk. In fact, it was almost a bit too warm, the sun feeling hot against the back of your neck, but the prospect of this oddly made it worth it. "I wonder if they have Cola.." Edd mused to himself softly, causing you and Tom to chuckle.

Eventually, the three of you reached the cafe. It was clearly based off of the 1960s, so with renewed interest, you were the first to step in, followed by Edd, then Tom.

It was fairly empty inside in terms of people, decorations on the other hand were a different story. The walls were white, with black and white checkered floors, red seated booths with long cyan blue tables, a juke box, playing 'These Boots Were Made For Walking' softly, a static hum faintly following the melody, as the thing seemed as though it had seen better days. The walls were covered in photos, Coca Cola signs, photos of dramatically lit lava lamps, barbies, surfers, and tie-dyed shirts. Near the wall was a long counter, red surfaced bar stools in front of it.

Your eyes surveyed over everything, in awe. "Whoa.." you whispered, sitting down at one of the bar stools. Chuckling to themselves, Edd and Tom sat on either side of you, "This is certainly something, huh?" Tom asked with a raised eyebrow,

"Look.." Edd murmured with stars in his eyes, pointing at the large Cola sign. Tom rolled his eyes, mumbling under his breath, "It is cool in here," you eventually said, tilting your head to the side.

Once a waitor gave each of you a menu, Edd got a Cola, Tom black coffee, and you? A milkshake. But, no matter how sweet the {F/F (favourite fruit) } milkshake turned out to be, you knew for a fact that your boys were much, much sweeter.

[lemonju1ce]

Someone anyone pls revive the eddsworld x reader tag I'm begging you😭😭🙏

(I offer this cat pic as a sacrifice)

[littlefanficprincess]

Your last breath

(This is unrelated by my catsworld au story)

Oneshot

Pair: Future Edd x gn!reader

Second pov (Angst)

“We should be fine around here, it’s almost abandoned” Edd says, looking over a wall. He grasps your hand tightly, the two of you walk cautiously over the sidewalk. It felt ages since Tord, or what he calls himself “Red leader” took over and banned cola. It hadn’t the best effect on Edd, since it was his one true love, but he had you to keep him sane.

You and Edd were immediately close after you moved in. Even through, zombies (multiple times), mummies, sea creatures, aliens, you stuck togheter. Sadly not so long ago, Matt and Tom had been captured by the Red Army, their current status being unknown.

It was quite, the two of you didn’t exchange a single word and that was fine. Edd holds your hand tightly, rubbing the back of your hand with his thumb. It was his sudden way of comforting you. He had become a lot quieter and energetic, but he was still your Edd.

“There over here!”

A voice calls out, from afar. You and Edd tense up, already knowing who the cry belonged to.

“How did they find us?”

Edd says under his breath. The both of you begin running away and bullets are send your way, lot of them flying past your face. You suddenly feel the wind knocked out of you, you ignore it and continue to follow your companion.

Making a quick turn, Edd pulls you into an alleyway. You watch as Red Army soldiers run by, desperately looking for the remaining members of the rebellion. The man let’s out a sigh of relief “that was close”

You cough, feeling something come up your throat. You cover your mouth with your hand, when you look at your palm, you find it covered in blood. Then you realised…

You had been shot

It felt like your world was spinning, horror sets in. Edd looks over, worried at your silence. His eyes widen when he sees the shot wound in your chest and the blood coming out of your mouth. He grabs onto your shoulders “Hold on, please, I’m going to get help as fast as possible”

You weakly place your hand on his “Don’t, the nearest doctor is a town away. When you reach that, I’ll be already dead. I want to spend my last moment with you” You move your hand to be placed on his cheek.

“Don’t say that!” Tears emerge from Edd’s brown eyes, a dreadful expression on his face. It’s been a while since you saw him last cry, it’s been longer since you saw him smile.

“Come on, give me one more smile. Your smile was always my favorite, you were always my favorite” you muttered out. You could barely breath.

Edd lowers his head, his soft cries turns into sobs “Don’t do this to me, you know how much you mean to me” He places his hand on the one that was on his cheek.

“If you see Tom and Matt, tell them…that I love them” You let out a soft chuckle, before going quiet. Edd feels your hand going limp, he watches as your eyes closes peacefully.

“No, (Y/n)!” He cried, bringing your now dead body into a embrace. He puts his head onto your shoulder, soaking the fabric of your jacket “How can I go without you..?”

He pulls out his ray gun from his jacket and looks up at the big distant Red Army base, his eyes darkening “If I can’t have you in the future, I won’t have a future at all” He picks up your lifeless body and walks away, looking for a place to bury you.

[x-junwrites-x]

COUNTDOWN(Angstober Day 2 Prompt @angstober)

WTFuture Edd x Reader Drabble

Edd is a bit of a bad guy in this

-Jun

tw: none

“I fucking can’t deal with this anymore.” Edd seethed, knocking your hand away as you reached for his arm. You pressed yourself against the wall in surprise, hands now clasped against your chest as you watched the way Edd paced around the room. The two of you had been discussing what big plans Red Leader had for the next few weeks, moving closer and closer into ceasing two more rebellion groups.

“Edd, please. You can’t just go. He’ll find you, hunt you down.” Edd slammed a fist into the wall, leaving a dent. “Calm down-”

“No, I don’t believe how you think this is the future that’s right for us. Running and hiding, rolling over whenever he decides we can, can’t be the life you thought you’d have when we were younger.” He turned to you, the big man looming over you. He softened slightly at the sight of your shiny eyes. “I just want you to be safe.” He remedied, reaching a hand down to clasp yours. 

“I want you safe too. And I know that this isn’t the solution.” You swallowed, smoothing your fingers over his knuckles. He shook his head.

“I have to try.” He murmured, moving back out of your reach. He turned to look over his shoulder. “And if you’re not coming with me, then…I’ll see you when I see you.”

“Edd-” You moved towards him, startled. He was talking like a mad man. You had never seen him so frantic for something. Your anger and confusion deflected to thoughts of Red Leader. If he had never come to power all those years ago, hurting Edd and his friends, the two of you would have never been in this situation. He would still be the goofy, gentle giant you fell in love with all those years ago.

“I’m sorry,” He muttered your name, looking down at you with empty eyes, “I have to do this. Be safe until I return. This will all be over.” He turned his attention to the wretched watch he hadn’t taken off since he got it a week ago. He had come home that day looking like a man haunted, clutching around his arm as though it was going to be ripped from him. The two of you had gone into hiding immediately after. Edd turned the bigger dial around the watch face, clicking it back a couple of times before he was looking at you again.

“Please, don’t do this.” You pleaded weakly, knowing that it wasn’t going to stop him. Once Edd had been settled on something, he wasn’t going to budge. Him working for the Red Army had made all his rough edges even harsher. He pursed his lips, shaking his head.

“I’m sorry.” Was all he got out before his figure was engulfed with bright light. You winced as you squeezed your eyes closed, reaching an arm up to protect your face. You were blinking stars out of your eyes as you opened them, feeling faint when you realized he was gone. Just like he was never there to begin with.

You sank to your knees, feeling the weight of everything finally consume you. How could he do this to you? 

[totally-a-different-person]

I am weak. And I gave up on relying on you guys to help me because you're even worse than I am, so take this ig, I hope you're as ashamed as I am (short Edd × amab reader drabble, nsft part this point, proceed at your own risk)

The brunette gently placed his hand on your knee as if for reassurance as he gently kissed the tip, his big brown eyes flicking up to look at you for a moment before blushing and looking away again.

You slowly ran your fingers into his hair to encourage him as he slowly took it into his mouth, only getting about halfway down before he started slowly bobbing his head, bringing it up and down. His mouth felt incredible, warm and wet as he used his tongue as well, he was surprisingly good at this. As your breathing got heavier you started pushing his head a bit further each time he came down, also using your grip on his hair to move him back up.

He let you take full control, doing his best to just relax his throat and let you use it, tearing up slightly as he gagged more and more as you pushed him further but it felt unbelievably good when he did and you sort of got lost in the moment, also slightly bucking your hips into his mouth. Then all of the sudden you pulled him off and he was panting, though slightly confused as this wasn't what you had discussed. He realized what you were doing when you came heavily all over his face making him flinch slightly.

He whined a bit, but seemed happy when you let his head go to help him wipe it off. You just used your hand, then proceeding to hold it in front of his face and telling him to clean it. His face went deep red as he stared up at you for a moment, then down at your hand as he began gently licking it off your hand, occasionally slightly taking one of your fingers into his mouth for a moment, wiping his mouth and sitting back on his knees a bit when it was all done.

You couldn't help grinning at his obedience, your other hand sweetly patting his head "good boy Eddie, come here" he blushed at the praise, following as you lead him back onto the bed. As promised, it was now time for his reward. You scooped him up and had him sit in your lap, his adorable weeping cock pressing against your own.

[megalony]

Change Of Plans

Here is a new Eddie Diaz imagine, based on an idea I had for a different character a while back.

I hope you will all like it, feedback is always motivating.

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Eddie Diaz Masterlist

Summary: When (Y/n) goes into labour sooner than expected, they try and make a late night trip down to the hospital. But things happen fast while traffic delays them.

Enjoy.

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When a pair of hands suddenly latched around (Y/n)'s hips, her hands slammed down against the kitchen counter and a gasp tore past her lips. She could feel her heartbeat thudding throughout her skin like a drum sending shockwaves through her veins.

Her eyes closed and she let out a sigh when she heard a familiar laugh rumble from the chest behind her.

(Y/n) stayed on her tiptoes, leaning against the counter to try and catch her breath back while she felt Eddie's arms slither around her waist and his chin dug down into her shoulder. She leaned her cheek against the top of Eddie's head with a huff, feeling his hair tickle her skin and his teeth nipping at her neck.

"Thank you for that." She murmured while she moved one hand down to drag her fingertips along Eddie's exposed arm and down to his wrist.

She hadn't heard Eddie come home, but then again, Chris had a movie blasting out in his bedroom and (Y/n) had the radio on in the kitchen. It wouldn't have been hard for Eddie to get inside without making enough noise to attract attention.

She could still feel his chest rumbling with quiet laughter and he began to pepper kisses against the side of her throat, as if making up for the jumpscare he had just given her.

"You're welcome. You okay?" Eddie began to tap his fingers against her stomach like he was typing a secret message against her skin.

If (Y/n) was prone to scaring easily then Eddie wouldn't have given her a little shock, but it wasn't often that she didn't hear or sense him when he came home. So he thought he would take the opportunity to surprise her.

"Apart from a headache. How was work?" When (Y/n) turned her head to the left, she smiled against his lips when he kissed her. His lips were cold, almost like touching blocks of ice but they soon warmed up the more kisses he stole from her.

They parted just enough so that (Y/n) could catch her breath and she could feel his cold lips hovering so close that she was practically breathing into his mouth. His nose nudged against hers and he pecked her lips again before he tilted his head to lean their foreheads together. And (Y/n) suddenly smiled when she realised what he was doing. He was checking to see if she was burning up or not.

"Just a headache, nothing else?" They both knew he wouldn't answer her other question until he knew if she was okay or not.

"Other than back ache, no, I'm okay." (Y/n) squeezed his wrist and leaned into him a little more, trying to resist the urge to let all of her weight drop back onto him.

"Good. What about them?" His hands squeezed her waist, as if (Y/n) didn't know what he was referring to.

"Wide awake." (Y/n) muttered back while she closed her eyes to try and stop her head from spinning. The baby had been kicking almost non-stop today and although it was good to feel the baby moving and know that they were okay and lively, it did get uncomfortable after a while.

When Eddie whispered "Probably waiting for me to come home," into her neck, (Y/n) couldn't stop a smirk from spreading across her lips despite her discomfort.

He was probably right.

(Y/n) was glad that Eddie was home now. Her headache was bad enough that she actually wanted to go to bed and try to sleep it off, and that wasn't like her. Maybe some sleep would make her feel better, and (Y/n) always slept better when Eddie was home.

So much for sleep, (Y/n) thought bitterly.

A tear slithered down her cheek despite her best efforts to keep them at bay and she tossed her head back with her eyes tightly closed. Her lips rolled together into a thin line and her right hand pressed into her lower back that had been throbbing and aching for a long while now.

All she wanted to do was sleep. (Y/n) wanted to lie down and have her brain shut down and get some rest. She needed sleep, but some part of her brain was fighting it. Something was keeping her awake and the circulating aches and pains were making it even harder.

She couldn't even lie down and relax or watch tv, she was that uncomfortable.

Her fingers carded through her hair as she walked slowly down the hall and headed back into the kitchen. Sleep didn't seem to be her friend and (Y/n) couldn't lie down and wait for it to happen. She had no attention span for anymore tv and it wouldn't be fair to turn the tv on when Eddie was asleep.

He had been at work on a double shift through last night until this evening, (Y/n) wasn't going to wake him up when he needed to rest. And since she had a migraine that was too hard to concentrate on reading, she had resorted to trying to tidy up quietly.

Moving a few things around the house, putting some clothes and books away. But now it was time for some painkillers and to sit down and at least rest before she found something else to occupy her night with.

Everything ached as she trudged into the kitchen and started making herself a drink and found some painkillers in the cupboard.

Her hip slouched against the counter and she closed her eyes again while she cradled the glass of cold water in her hands and downed the pills with a grimace.

Her head was spinning. It felt like someone was stabbing a kitchen knife into her lower back. Maybe it was time to go and lie down again, even if she couldn't sleep, some rest might make her feel the tiniest bit better.

Just as she tried to step out of the kitchen, shockwaves coursed beneath her skin and her body froze in place when a sudden trickle of water between her legs made her look down.

Oh no.

A choked cry left her lips that started to wobble as she stared down at her feet and one hand moved to cradle her stomach.

This wasn't right. This was too early. She was only thirty-four weeks. This was over a month early and it wouldn't be safe for the baby to be born now. She couldn't be in labour now, the aches and pains and discomfort couldn't have been leading up to this. Not yet.

Tears trickled down her face as her breaths came out short and shallow and her fingers started to dig into her stomach like she was trying to grip the baby and make sure they stayed exactly where they were.

She couldn't find it in herself to move. All (Y/n) could do was stare daggers into her bump that she cradled with both hands.

She had to wake Eddie. He would know what to do.

Her feet felt like blocks of ice with how numb they were when (Y/n) finally found the will and the power to move. She couldn't get her knees to stop shaking and it caused her to shuffle down the hall rather than walk, but at least she was moving. It took a while to get towards the bedroom and when she was there, she flicked on the main light and shut the door behind her. The last thing she wanted was for Chris to wake up in a panic.

One hand stayed on her stomach while her other hand reached out and leant on the end of the bed so she could stoop over. Her knees pressed into the mattress to stop herself from slumping onto the bed or falling to her knees.

When she realised turning the light on hadn't woken Eddie- he had gotten used to sleeping through any conditions during his time in the army- (Y/n) moved her hand and grabbed his foot to give it a shake.

The jostle made Eddie's entire leg jerk and his knee shot up near his stomach as he grunted and jerked awake.

His tired eyes blinked furiously and his head lifted up from the pillow in an instant as he glanced around the bedroom. What had nudged his foot? Why was the light on? Why was he awake?

The sight of Eddie's ruffled hair askew and stuck up in all directions would have made (Y/n) smile in any other circumstance. She watched him drag a hand up and down his face before he groaned and pushed up so he was sitting up in bed.

"Baby what're you doing, what time is it?"

It took Eddie a second longer than it should have to realise that his wife was crying. The moment he saw the tears, adrenaline shot through his system and he suddenly felt wide awake rather than half asleep.

"What's the matter?" The concern dripping from his otherwise deep voice almost made (Y/n)'s knees buckle and her words suddenly clogged up in her throat.

She couldn't find the right words or the ability to speak. She didn't want to see Eddie's expression drop when she told him what had just happened in the kitchen. All (Y/n) could do was watch in torment as Eddie flung the cover to one side and crawled to the end of the bed like a predator approaching its prey.

Once he was in front of her, he knelt up on the bed and his hands moved to cup her face. His thumbs brushed across her cheekbones, wiping away the tears as he leaned close and tried to search her eyes for any hint of what was wrong.

"You're scaring me," His voice was oddly quiet but the look in his eyes was almost maddening.

Eddie felt like he couldn't breathe when (Y/n)'s watering eyes looked down and he followed her line of sight. He realised how one hand was tightly cradling her stomach. He saw the dark patch on her shorts and the water glistening on her legs and he found that he was starting to shake his head without realising it.

"Baby…"

"My water broke." (Y/n) hated how pitiful her voice sounded and the way that Eddie's jaw hung loose and his blushing lips looked so fragile as he tried to wake up and take in what she was saying.

When a broken sob left her lips, Eddie suddenly seemed to break out of his trance. His hand curved around to cup the back of her neck and he reeled her in close, pressing his lips to the side of her head while his other hand moved down to grip her waist. He let her lean on him rather than the bed with her free hand scrunching up in his shirt that was soaking up her tears.

"Okay, okay shh. I- fuck, I'll try find someone to watch Chris and we'll go to the hospital, hm? It's alright, just a bit early. We might be able to stop it yet." His words hushed against her temple as he began gliding his hand over her lower back in wide circles to see if it would help.

He would ring and try to find someone to look after Chris. He would take her down to the hospital and they might just be able to prevent labour from happening if they were lucky enough. But even if they couldn't, this wasn't too early or dangerous, as long as they got to a hospital their baby would hopefully be just fine.

(Y/n) tried to nod into Eddie's chest but just as he went to shuffle back to get off the bed, he paused, stricken to the spot when (Y/n) cried out into his chest. Her face pressed down against his sternum and her hand clutched at his shirt so tightly she almost ripped it off his body.

Her broken scream vibrated straight through Eddie's chest and his hands clutched at her neck, trying to peel her from his chest so he could see what was wrong.

She didn't have to say anything. When her hands moved down to grip her stomach and her head bowed back down again, Eddie understood her wordless cries. A quiet 'no, oh no,' left (Y/n)'s lips and she cried again as she slumped down onto the bed so her knees wouldn't give out on her.

She was having a contraction.

"Eddie…" A broken sound followed her words when Eddie clambered off the bed. Shockwaves rattled through her and her hand desperately reached out for Eddie as more tears poured down her face when he stumbled to his feet and fumbled around for his phone.

"Just breathe for me, I'm gonna see if someone can watch Chris, okay?"

(Y/n) found enough willpower to nod while she sank back on the bed a bit more and tried to let herself relax and stop tensing so much. Her trembling hands moved to press down into the mattress and she reclined back a little so her weight was resting on her arms to see if it would take the sting from her lower back.

It was almost amusing to see Eddie flutter about the room, trying to find a change of clothes when his mind was clearly somewhere else and he kept stumbling in his delirious state.

She watched Eddie get dressed and she saw the concern bubbling up in his eyes as he looked over at her and gave her a silent nod before he grabbed his phone and wandered out into the hall, flicking the lights on as he went. He was going to try and ring round and see if anyone could help. The last thing they wanted was to take Chris to the hospital with them and it was midnight, he was fast asleep. They didn't want to disturb him or panic him this late at night. But they might not have a choice.

(Y/n) could distantly hear Eddie clattering about the house and his gruff voice in the distance, but she couldn't work out what he was saying or who he was talking to.

Every now and then she winced and coiled in on herself and more tears splashed down her face when the pains started to get worse. She wasn't sure how long she sat there, it felt like hours, but it could have been minutes. It was a little while though because Eddie kept popping his head round the door to check on her while he tried to call anyone and see if someone would pick up.

It took all of (Y/n)'s willpower to stop herself from screaming when a particular pain made her feet fidget against the floor and had her squirming from side to side on the bed.

Why did this have to happen now?

Her fingers scrunched into the covers until her nails were almost tearing through the material and she could feel blood welling up in her mouth from her teeth cutting through the inside of her lip.

With a deep breath, (Y/n) pushed herself forward and tried to move towards the wardrobe. If they were going to the hospital then they needed the hospital bag. It was a relief that (Y/n) had decided to pack it a few weeks ago on the off chance that something like this happened. She had hoped to pack the bag and not need it, to just have it sitting in the wardrobe until the right time came around. Clearly her body was having other ideas.

Her eyes snapped closed and a quiet sob left her lips when it felt like a coil was tightening inside her abdomen. Her head bowed down until her chin was almost touching her chest and her left hand gripped the wardrobe door while she lowered down to her knees before she fell.

When she found the bag, she grabbed it and tossed it onto the floor beside her before her hand moved to cradle her stomach and she tried her best to breathe through the uncertain pains.

"Babe-" Eddie cut himself off and glanced worriedly around the room until his eyes set on (Y/n), knelt down in front of the wardrobe.

The sight made his heart pang in his chest and a shudder crept through him as he tossed his phone onto the bed and moved to crouch down behind her. His hands held onto her waist and he peered over her shoulder and pecked her cheek.

He could see the hospital bag, he knew what she had been doing but after a minute when she didn't say anything, he tilted his head to hover his lips over the shell of her ear.

"You want up?" He mumbled against her ear and when she nodded, he hooked his arms around her waist a bit better and slowly pushed up. Pulling (Y/n) carefully along with him until she was back on her feet and both hands were gripping his forearms for stability.

Once they were up, Eddie tilted his head back down and merged his lips with (Y/n)'s exposed shoulder where her shirt was sliding down her arm. He tried to feather his hands up and down her stomach to see if it would do anything to help with the pain and make her feel better. But he could still feel her trembling and sniffling every few seconds.

"Who- who did you call?"

The lack of reply made (Y/n) shake her head and a quiet whimper left her lips. He couldn't get hold of anyone. Not surprising. Who would want to answer the phone at midnight? Their friends and family would either be tucked up in bed, on a night out or be far too busy to bother answering the phone.

"Eddie, i-it hurts…" (Y/n) tipped her head back into Eddie's shoulder as more tears drenched her face and a round of shaking overcame her.

If they couldn't find someone to have Chris then he was going to have to come with them. They would have to panic him, they didn't have any other choice. If they called an ambulance Chris would still have to travel down to the hospital with him if they couldn't get hold of anyone. Either way, this situation was complicated.

When Eddie felt the way (Y/n) tensed up and started to bend her knees like she wanted to crouch down, a deep growl left his lips and vibrated through from his chest through to her back.

"Fuck it, let's just go to the hospital. Chris will have to come with us until I can get hold of someone." He would keep trying. He would keep calling round everyone he could think of until someone answered and agreed to help out. Until then, the three of them would just have to head to the hospital together.

Eddie carefully turned to the right and slowly eased (Y/n) down until she was sitting on the end of the bed again and he was hovering in front of her.

"I'll go get him in the car."

(Y/n) nodded, relishing in the kiss that Eddie pressed to her temple before he hurried out the room.

He didn't want to wake Chris. It always took Chris a while to get to sleep and if he was woken up during the night it would take him even longer to settle once again. But what other choice did Eddie have?

He tried to be as quiet as possible when he headed into Chris's room and took a moment to look around. Once he spotted the dark blue noise-cancelling headphones, Eddie hooked them on his shoulder along with the fluffy blanket from the end of Chris's bed.

Eddie took a deep breath when he moved towards Chris's bed. If he could do this without waking him, then he would. He unravelled the cover which Chris had managed to roll around himself like a caterpillar in a cocoon and slid one arm beneath his neck and the other beneath his knees.

He moved as slowly as he could, lifting Chris from the bed which caused the ten year old to hum, but he didn't stir. If anything, he nuzzled his face into Eddie's chest and tried to curl up into a ball in his arms. It had been a while since Eddie had carried Chris around, especially like this, and he would cling to the little spark of hope this feeling gave him.

Eddie slowly trudged down the hall, trying not to jostle Chris too much and when he got to the hallway, he grabbed his keys from the dish beside the door. It took some effort to unlock the door with Chris in his arms and he figured he should have gotten ready before he grabbed Chris, but it didn't matter much now.

He took his time trying to open the car door as quietly as possible and he eased Chris into the back seat. He made sure to wrap the fluffy blanket around him and let his head loll against the seatbelt. And when he was sure Chris wasn't about to wake up, Eddie slipped the headphones on him for good measure.

The last thing they needed was Chris waking up to (Y/n) crying and wondering what on Earth was happening.

(Y/n) ran her hands up and down her thighs, trying her best not to leave scratches all over her skin as she waited for Eddie to come back. It was hard to stop herself from screaming or from sliding onto the floor and trying to curl in on herself. She didn't know what she wanted to do, but sitting here wasn't it.

"Alright amor, let's get you in the car."

(Y/n) didn't realise how badly she was shaking until she was up on her feet and she felt like her body was vibrating back and forth, but she wasn't cold. She was riddled with sweat and her body felt like it was heating up, although she wasn't burning a fever yet.

She dragged the blanket from the end of the bed and looped it around her arm, she might need that in the car. Once Eddie had the hospital bad on his shoulder and his phone and wallet tucked into his back pocket, he wrapped an arm around her waist and let (Y/n) deadlock his free hand in her grip.

They took a slow walk out to the car, pausing briefly on the porch when (Y/n) pulled on Eddie's hands and hunkered forward to try and dull down the next contraction.

She could barely feel her legs when they got to the car and she was grateful that Eddie helped her into the car. Her head lolled back against the headrest and she tried to cast her eyes behind her to see if Chris was okay. She judged by the fact that he wasn't talking or fidgeting that he was still asleep. Small mercies.

Eddie mumbled "Let's go." once he was in the driver's seat. He was glad he felt wide awake now, it wasn't often that he had to drive in the dead of night like this.

(Y/n) closed her eyes and tilted her head back while one hand curled into a fist and pressed out against the dashboard. Her stomach tensed and her back straightened out like she was a piece of wood that wouldn't bend.

She could feel her teeth scraping against her lower lip that had already split and had the first few layers of skin ripped off so she didn't scream.

Reaching across, Eddie laid his hand down on (Y/n)'s thigh and tried to give a tight squeeze. There wasn't much he could do in the way of comfort or to soothe (Y/n) when he was driving, but he was trying.

His eyes cast up to the rear-view mirror and he looked in the back. Chris was still asleep. When he was younger he used to love a late night drive, the sound of the road and the rocking motion would send him to sleep so hopefully he would stay snuggled in that blanket for a while longer yet.

"H-hurts." (Y/n) desperately tried to stop her voice from coming out in a horrid whine but she couldn't help the way her voice broke and her tone came out with a razor sharp edge.

The contractions were getting stronger and all (Y/n) could do was sit here and wallow in agony. She couldn't walk about or stretch or crouch down or do anything to make herself feel better.

"I know amor, just keep holding on for me."

For this time of night there were quite a few cars out on the road, but at least they wouldn't get stuck in any school or rush hour traffic.

His fingers began to tap against the steering wheel but when he went to take the slip road, his hands suddenly tightened around the wheel and he fought down a groan. His back pressed up into the seat and he put his foot down harder on the gas pedal as he tried his best to think of a different route because the slip road was shut. That was the main road to the hospital.

(Y/n) writhed her head from left to right, but when she tried to focus her eyes, a frown pulled at her lips and she looked up at Eddie. Despite the darkness of the night and the limited road lights, (Y/n) could see where they were. He wasn't going the right way.

"Y-you missed the exit." She did her best not to sound angry, but they had to get to the hospital now because this was definitely labour, without a doubt.

"The road's closed, they must be doing repairs. I gotta re-route baby." Eddie gave her thigh a tight squeeze before he reached out for his phone clipped into the holder beside the steering wheel.

He got onto the app on his phone for maps and put in the hospital's address, it would be quicker than Eddie trying to think of a quick route and finding more road closures. Of course, he knew the way off by heart but the app on his phone would have updates for road works and accidents. It could find them a quicker route and avoid any cut offs.

"Oh for fuck's sake!"

"What?" Panic clouded (Y/n)'s voice and her hand reached out to grip Eddie's arm as she looked between him and his phone.

"It's taking me all the way round the back roads, it- it's double the time to get there."

Eddie's lips curved down into a broken expression when (Y/n) smothered her fist over her mouth so she didn't scream. She didn't want to be sat in the car for longer than necessary, she wasn't sure she could cope with that. Her body was telling her to fidget and move and hunker down but she could barely do anything.

And it wasn't as if Eddie could properly coach her through this when he was driving. And if he pulled over, it would only leave them stranded here without further medical attention.

He tried to drive as fast as he could, being wary of the bends and the corners and in case there were any speed cameras. The last thing they wanted on top of this madness was to either get in a crash or get a speeding ticket.

His hand clenched down on the steering wheel, trying to force all of the nervous energy out of his system so he didn't swerve the car. And his other hand moved to tangle in his hair that was probably still stuck up and crazed in all directions.

But his head twisted to the left when (Y/n) groaned and started to shimmy from side to side. She looked desperately uncomfortable when he snook a glance across at her, but it was the panic on her face that made Eddie's heart stutter in his chest.

"Ohh,"

"What, amor what's wrong?"

"I- I don't…" (Y/n) tried to look over at Eddie through blurring eyes that were going dizzy from the agony. But she couldn't hold his gaze for long before her eyes were tightly closing and she was shifting around again.

Her right hand clenched down around the door handle and her other hand reached across the gears to grip Eddie's thigh, needing to latch onto him somehow, no matter how small the contact was. Her body hunkered forward and her knees pulled up and pressed into the glove box as she cried, trying desperately not to bee too loud, for Chris.

"Jesus baby please don't tell me you're pushing already." The uncertainty in Eddie's voice made (Y/n) whimper and she gripped his thigh tighter until she felt his leg jerk beneath her touch.

She couldn't help it. She was only following what her body wanted her to do, even though it was drawing deep cries from her rumbling chest.

Eddie's eyes narrowed and he snapped his head to look over at her. They weren't at that stage yet. They couldn't be. (Y/n) just had to try and stay calm and settled and he would get her to the hospital as soon as he could. She could push once they were in hospital when a midwife told her to, not here in the car.

"No, no mi amor don't do that. Come on, deep breaths," Eddie reached his hand out, brushing the back of his knuckles against her cheek and down the side of her neck that was flushed with a sheen of sweat and burning hot to the touch.

He moved his hand up until he cupped the back of her neck, lacing his fingers into her hair to try and keep her calm and do something to help because he felt useless right now. But he didn't like the way she choked out a moan and tensed next to him. She pushed up on the edge of the seat, unsure what to do with herself.

Her teeth chattered together and a very forced breath spat past her lips but the way she twisted her body and tensed her stomach made Eddie flinch.

"It's okay-"

"No it's not!" (Y/n) wailed as she pushed his thigh and let go in favour of pressing her hand into the dashboard instead. Nothing about this was okay. They weren't supposed to be having the baby yet. There shouldn't be roadworks disrrupting their trip to the hospital. (Y/n) shouldn't be close to giving birth in the car.

Her body was telling her to push, although she had never been through this experience before, (Y/n) was sure that this was the signal she was getting. Whether or not they wanted to do this here and now didn't matter. She didn't know how to tell her body to wait and hold off. She couldn't squeeze her legs together and hope for the best.

"Eddie, I th- I need to push." The way she whined his name made him shiver but he could barely hear her words when she smothered her palm over her mouth to muffle a cry. She was beginning to feel desperate, there was nothing else she could do but try to push. Her body was aching with a desperate need to have the baby now.

Another cry burst past her lips as she tried to lean forward until her fingers scraped against the blanket she had tossed into the footwell. She had been cold when they got into the car but now she was burning, but she didn't want the blanket for warmth. It was all they had to swaddle the baby in if she was about to have the baby now like she dreaded she was.

She fiddled to try and drape the blanket over her lap but she left it half scrunched up on her thighs. She didn't have the energy or the patience to try and unfold it properly.

(Y/n) pressed her feet down into the footwell and lifted her hips up enough so she could shimmy out of her shorts and underwear. This wasn't dignified and she didn't want to be doing this at all, but she didn't have any other choice. Her body wanted to have the baby now.

She heard Eddie mumbling "Oh Dios," under his breath and the tapping on the wheel became erratic when he snook glances at her. His eyes dragged over (Y/n)'s frame, noting the way her shirt was sliding down one arm, her head was pressing back into the chair and her eyes were screwed shut.

The agony was evident on her face and the way she was arching her thighs off the chair, bracing her weight between her shoulders and her feet.

He tried to reach his hand out and grip her thigh when she screamed pitifully, desperate to provide some sort of comfort but he could feel how tightly her muscles were tensing up and how she was tremoring back and forth.

"How- how much longer?" The desperate tone in her voice made Eddie wince and his heartstrings pulled in agony.

He didn't really want to tell her. He didn't want to say that it would be a while yet until they got there because he was still turning on back roads and heading near a cul-de-sac to go the back way to the hospital rather than the main roads. Eddie didn't want to tell her how much longer he reckoned they would be in the car because he didn't want to distress her any more.

"I'm going as fast as I can, mi amor."

Eddie began to scratch his hand along his chin, rubbing the stubble he hadn't bothered to shave for a few days. He didn't like this. Part of him wished he hadn't bothered getting (Y/n) and Chris in the car and had settled on calling an ambulance instead. At least that way (Y/n) would have been more comfortable and at home with water and scissors and a medic kit.

He would have been able to deliver their baby at home if he didn't get her in the car. But they didn't know (Y/n) would progress this fast. They took a chance, it was all they could do.

"Ooh, p-please," (Y/n) wasn't quite sure what she was asking for, but when Eddie's hand suddenly appeared in front of her, something sparked within her. He sensed what she needed and he had a moment to hold her hand.

She interlaced their fingers and gripped tight, holding his hand against her chest while her other hand gripped the door handle and she pushed. Her chin tucked down and her eyes closed as she groaned, trembling and panting.

Her knees bent out at the sides, pressing into the dash near the gear box and her other knees bashed into the door harsh enough to leave a mark, but it helped pin her body in place and let her push with more effort.

Words and rambles past her lips and when Eddie reluctantly let go of her hand to change gear, she cried out, desperate to gain his touch back again.

"It's okay, you're doing great mi amor, we're almost there."

"Eddie, it- oow it's-" Another cry blundered past her lips as she leaned forward just a little and slid her shaking hands beneath the blanket she draped over herself for modesty.

Eddie could of screamed when a blubbering rendition of "Help!" tumbled past (Y/n)'s lips and she doubled over so much that her forehead almost collided with the dashboard. There wasn't much help he could give while he was driving.

"Baby, baby listen to me. If you want me to help I need to pull over, okay? Do you want me to pull over?"

She had to tell him what she wanted him to do. If (Y/n) wanted him to pull over and try help deliver the baby then he would gladly do that. But if she wanted him to keep driving to get them to the hospital quicker, he would do that instead and try to coax her through this situation.

A broken sob left (Y/n)'s lips as she muttered "Drive," under her breath. She wanted him to help, but they needed to get to the hospital and delaying wasn't going to do them any good. She didn't want him to stop, they had to get to the hospital as soon as possible.

"Okay." He shifted up a gear after turning off onto a new road and reached over to rest his hand on (Y/n)'s thigh.

When Eddie tore his eyes off the road to look at his wife, she had once again slouched back in the seat. Her arms were hidden beneath the blanket but he could see every part of her was vibrating and shaking. And she was switching between panting and crying with each pain that tore through her.

He glanced into the rear view mirror to check on Chris and he sighed in utter relief when he watched his boy snuggle down into the blanket wrapped around him. Chris had curled up in his seat and he was almost burrowed away out of sight, but that was a good thing. He was happily sleeping and the headphones were working to block out the commotion he was oblivious of in the front of the car.

(Y/n) almost screamed when she suddenly felt Eddie's hand on the side of her neck. She'd been lost in her thoughts with her eyes screwed shut. His hand on her skin was comforting and she could feel his fingers twitching against her neck, gliding across her skin trying to calm her down.

"Jesus you're burning up baby. Big deep breaths, hm?" His thumb brushed across the edge of her jaw and he didn't dare pull his hand away when (Y/n) started to lean her head on his hand and arm.

"T-the head's coming." (Y/n) could barely find the ability to speak, but voicing those words felt like she was speaking a foreign language.

This was not how either of them expected to have their first baby, here, alone in the car with Chris in the backseat. (Y/n) didn't expect to be the one delivering her own baby. In the worst case scenario she thought maybe Eddie might have to deliver their baby, but that was a far fetched worry she thought about. Having this baby in a car wasn't what she had dreamed about when she thought of this scenario.

Her eyes widened and a gasp tumbled past her lips when Eddie veered the car to the left.

"No- no babe please-" (Y/n) broke off into a cry but she didn't divert her eyes away from Eddie as he pulled over and yanked on the brake. He needed to keep driving. They had to be close to the hospital by now, he couldn't stop here.

"Amor I'm not driving until you've had the baby. The hazards are on and we're five minutes away so help might stop by soon. Now let me help."

Eddie couldn't drive anymore. He couldn't keep driving when (Y/n) was having the baby. He couldn't drive and not help her, it was eating away at him and he couldn't let her sit there and do this herself when she was clearly panicking and getting distressed. This was part of Eddie's job. He had delivered babies on shift before, he knew what he was doing.

They were close to the hospital now. They might get lucky and an ambulance or an off duty emergency worker might pass by and see if they needed help. But if not, Eddie would drive them the last mile to the hospital once the baby was safely in (Y/n)'s arms.

He put the hazard lights on, turned off the engine and flung off his belt until it almost whacked into the window with the force he flung it. He shifted around in his seat until he was practically knelt on the edge of his chair and leaning on the gear box so he could lean over (Y/n).

Their eyes locked as he reached beneath the chair to grab the lever so he could push the chair back. There wouldn't be enough space for Eddie to climb or kneel in the footwell but he had to have a bit of room to lean over if he was going to try and deliver their baby.

Trembling breaths stuttered past (Y/n)'s lips as she watched Eddie open the glove box to find the bottle of hand sanitiser he kept in there. Something he'd continued since covid when they were always told to carry sanitiser with them everywhere they went.

Her wide eyes watched Eddie lather his hands and wrists in gel before he leaned over and moved the blanket. He pulled it onto his own lap instead so he could see what he was doing and rest the baby on it when they were here.

"Oh Dios, push again… that's it, heads out."

(Y/n) pushed herself back into the chair, scraping her feet on the floor to try and keep steady and make room for Eddie as he was leant across her rather strangely. She tried to keep her focus on his changing expression, noting the love and shock in his eyes, the way his lips were parted in amazement and he was almost panting along with her.

But (Y/n) had to close her eyes when another pain wracked through her. She gripped the door handle and before she could stop herself she locked her left hand on Eddie's shoulder. He didn't seem to mind, he didn't care if she grabbed or bruised or even hit him, as long as it somehow helped her and calmed her down.

"Just small pushes now baby, almost there." Eddie moved the blanket between (Y/n)'s thighs.

A choked groan left (Y/n)'s lips and she opened her eyes, leaning her head down as she started to gasp. This was it. She could feel it; the baby was here.

She was almost certain that Eddie was trembling when he reached up and curved the blanket around the newborn. (Y/n) felt like trying to take the baby, to do something to help, but she didn't know what to do.

"You've done it baby, you've done it. Good girl."

She heard Eddie speak through a chuckle, but his voice was distant over the constant bells ringing in her ears.

She tossed her head back into the seat and gripped the door handle causing the door to jitter and rattle with how badly she was shaking and gasping. She felt like she was going to combust. Was she dying? Was this normal? Was she supposed to be in this much shock?

Her vision blurred when she tried to look over at Eddie as he pushed up so he wasn't leaning over her thighs anymore, instead he was kneeling up on the driver's seat. Doing his best not to move the baby too far away as the cord was still attached. He couldn't cut it, there was nothing he could use in the car to tie off and cut the cord.

His trembling hand ran up and down the newborn's chest until a small mewling cry flooded the air and a breathless laugh left Eddie's lips. Tears trickled down his face and he turned towards (Y/n), carefully easing their baby down onto her chest when she held her arms out, waiting patiently.

"We've got a girl," Eddie murmured happily while he helped (Y/n) shakily cradle their little girl on her chest. She was still rattling back and forth, but she felt a little better now there was a comforting weight on her chest. And she wanted to smile when she felt Eddie tucking the ends of the blanket around her chest to bind her and the baby together and keep them both warm.

Tears trickled down (Y/n)'s face when Eddie's hand cupped the back of her head and his lips smothered her temple. He peppered dozens of kisses against her skin and tried to catch his breaths back.

She had done that. She had given birth in the car.

"Are you okay?" There was a sense of urgency in Eddie's voice that made (Y/n)'s heart beat even faster than before. He could feel the heat radiating off of her and how she was panting like she had run a marathon, but she looked relatively okay in his humble opinion.

(Y/n) didn't trust her voice so she settled on humming and she angled her head back to capture Eddie's lips in a kiss.

With a deep breath, Eddie finally unlatched himself from (Y/n), assured that she was relatively alright and their girl was still mewling and breathing. That was the main thing.

He pushed back into the driver's seat and when he caught sight of a florescent van in the distance, his heart soared. An ambulance. There were no flashing lights and no siren blasting, it wasn't on the way to an emergency. Perfect.

Reaching his hand out, Eddie turned the key in the ignition and hammered on the horn to gain attention.

He cringed when he heard Chris groan and whimper. He was finally waking up; Thank God he had slept through until now. This would make for a fun and surprising story when they explained to him what had happened.

The ambulance had turned their lights on and was aiming to pull up in front of them. Help had arrived.

"What did I tell you, ey? Help's here."

A shiver coursed down Eddie's spine and his breaths paused when he felt (Y/n)'s shaking hand cupping the side of his face. He felt her thumb gliding across his cheek, so soft it felt like the wind or a soft feather tickling his skin. And the way she smiled up at him made his insides melt as she murmured "I know."

Help was already here, in the form of her husband.