#ed on the phone: Harley

[iguessthisisanewobsession]

All of the semi-decent inmates panic.

They all freak the fuck out and bust out in a mass breakout trying to find the baby.

Like the bats are ready for the worst only to come find the rouges in the most strange of team ups.

Like Bane and Grundy are like busting walls and causing havoc and just when you think it can’t get Any weirder

Bane: Little one! Though your games can be humorous against the others it is counterproductive to hide from your allies!

Jason on the roof listening in: yo Oracle you seeing this shit?

Part of

[riddle-me-ri]

The Riddler’s being possessive??? Someone tries to talk to his S/O alone and the Riddler wants attention so he kind of places himself between their conversation or pulls S/O aside? I’m not sure if this is a good ask, but thank you. I love your work!

a/n: oh no anon don’t worry this is a beautiful ask. Being the absolute attention whore he is and the moment he finds someone that will give him that attention, you can bet he isn’t going to let that slip away AT ALL

The Riddlers Being Possessive

Arkhamverse Riddler:

Edward tries to hide his possessiveness over you. 

After all, he doesn’t care what you do or why you do them-just as long as you’re out of his way–

However, there is no denying the weird knot in his gut at you getting closer to the other Rogues. 

Why do you want to spend time with them? Surely, you could be learning far more useful and intelligent things from HIM.

He starts coming up with menial tasks for you to do, so that you are too occupied to see anyone or have anyone steal your attention. 

You have to always be by his side whenever there’s a gathering of rogues. 

Edward will often be the barrier between you and the others, even childishly blocking you from even waving at Harley. 

Edward thinks he’s hiding it well, he’s being clever about it, but it’s pretty blatant to you and the others.  

Reevesverse/Dano Riddler:

Edward already can’t believe that he has you.

He sure as hell isn’t going to let someone else sweep you away.

He freezes every time he sees you talking to someone else. 

Who are they? Who are they to you? Family? Friend? Ex-love?

A possible new love interest to come and take you away and leave him miserable like the world continues to do to him?

Edward is already plotting to find out who they are, where they live, and how to dispose of them–

He’ll already have several different plans by the time you get back to him.

You’ll have to do a lot of reassuring and grounding him back to Earth, and that you aren’t going anywhere. 

Gotham Riddler:

Ed doesn’t like how much attention you draw to yourself. 

And it’s even more frustrating when you don’t even see what you’re doing. 

Edward constantly feels like he has to cut in on your conversations. 

He has to pull you away and bring your attention back to him

Ed will instantly question the conversation, what your intentions were, etc. 

You are by his side the rest of the time no matter what. 

Even if someone approaches you, he’ll instantly interject, and squeeze his arms around you or hold your hand tighter. 

No matter where you are or what the situation calls for, everyone will know you’re his. 

BTAS Riddler:

Edward knows better than most what it’s like to have something you care about taken from you suddenly. 

When it comes to someone he loves…there’s definitely less control and more opportunities for loss. 

He wants to be confident in the relationship, to not be possessive…

But he’s still worried about losing you somehow…

He sees you smiling and enjoying yourself with another person…

Ed has an internal conflict of just leaving you be. 

Or coming over there and making sure…nothing was happening. 

He’s trying his best…

Zero Year/Capullo Riddler:

Pfftt…please.

He couldn’t care less who you are with, who you’re talking to-

Ed’s seeing and talking to other people too, you can too. 

He doesn’t own you and you don’t own him–

Yet when he wants your attention…and you don’t give it to him?

Ed becomes absolutely insufferable. 

He’ll blow up your phone, he’ll show up at your place unannounced, cancel whatever plans you had with whatever company. 

Yeah, you can do what you want, to a point anyway. 

TWOJAR Riddler:

Edward doesn’t hide the fact that he’s possessive.

He always has to have you by his side. 

Ed’s arms are always around you, hands on you, you are always sitting in his lap.

No one should really dare to approach you, but regardless some people don’t get the memo.

He won’t disrupt or anything but he will definitely keep an eye on your interaction. 

Ed will wait for a moment before swooping in and stealing your attention back to him.

Not before making the other person…extremely uncomfortable anyhow.

He doesn’t care, as long as the message is clear; that you’re his.

Telltale Riddler:

Honestly, he’s the least likely to be possessive…

Much like Arkhamverse, however he’s a bit better at hiding it by distracting himself. 

He does have his moments where he constantly asks you what you’ve been up to..

Edward’s very observant, he notices you not being around much.

Or he’ll overhear you talking to someone on the phone–you sound very amused…

He’s not bothered just interested…

Totally not concerned that you may be leaving him for someone more…emotionally available. 

Young Justice Riddler:

Eddie truly doesn’t mean to come off as possessive. 

His possessiveness, like Dano Riddler, is fueled more or less by his insecurities. 

He doesn’t want to lose you, and he’s aware of that possibility at every waking moment. 

However, he’s also aware that he may be coming off…controlling…suffocating. 

Ed will see you talking to someone and will immediately get self-conscious. 

Especially if he sees you smiling and clearly enjoying the company. 

He goes through a bunch of worse-case scenarios that continue to snowball into you leaving him…

Until you walk up to him with a bright smile and hold his hand, instantly comforting him.

[pastrydragon]

Accent, speech pattern and Voice headcanons for the Gotham Rogues.

Riddler

In casual settings, Eddie has a slight New Jersey accent and cusses with the frequency you would expect from that.

He almost always has perfect grammar and has a very impressive vocabulary.

But there are some situations where "Fuck" just does not have a suitable replacement.

When he's going against Batman, The Riddler adopts a more trans Atlantic accent since it goes with his gameshow aesthetic.

Also since a LOT of his schemes are publicly televised he doesn't want to cuss on camera or forget to project his voice.

So adopting a different accent helps his brain remember how to act on camera so he can always appear classy.

Edward's voice is a bit more high and nasally than average, but not to an annoying degree. It's not particularly unique either. So if he remembers so change his voice slightly then he can make a phone call to anywhere and they won't recognize him.

Emotional variations include his accent getting thicker when he's angry or exhausted.

Scarecrow

John has a very rural Georgian accent.

Scarecrow: The Master Of Fear has a rather dramatic way of speaking due to his love of classic literature and poetry.

His years in academia have also left him with a very intellectual and scientific vocabulary.

John speaks with a kind of intensity and eloquence that you'd expect on a stage rather than at the front of a classroom.

A smooth baritone only enhances the effect.

Had he not been a professor, he would have made a killing as a raidio star or television narrator.

John only breaks out Southernisms when he's embarrassed. "Well I never!" "Why I outta-" he also stammers when embarrassed. otherwise his speech patterns don't have noticeable emotional variation except the ones he puts there.

Mad Hatter

Jervis has a strong Bristol accent. Which is an English accent that strongly pronounces R's and tends to slap an L at the end of words that should end in a vowel.

The classic example is Opera'l instead of Opera.

His voice is naturally high and soft, often making him sound much more indulgent toward others than he's actually feeling.

Although he does quote the Alice books often, he does not quote longer passages exactly unless he's having an episode.

The rest of the time he'll change them to fit what's happening or merely reference them.

If he's feeling particularly lucid and cheery, you may not even hear mention of the books at all.

Stress will cause longer more accurate quotes and chip at his lucidity along the way.

His only other emotional variation comes out when he's feeling flirtatious.

Jervis's voice tends to get more breathy and cooing around people he likes. He also goes harder on his R's giving some words a purr like sound.

Harley Quinn

We all know and love our girl Harley's Brooklyn accent.

Honestly I can't make an improvement on the BTAS version so scroll down.

Poison Ivy

Pam has a Virginian accent. It's the kind of southern bell accent you'd associate with Blanche Devereux.

Pair that with a voice like a lounge singer and everything that comes out of her mouth sounds sexy.

Even when she doesn't want it to.

It's actually pretty annoying for her.

Unlike John she uses plenty of southernisms such as "I Reckon" "Over yonder" and of course the venom filled "Bless your heart."

Catwomen

The Miami accent is strong on this women, and it tells you exactly why she moved to Gotham.

You can't wear all black leather in the kind of weather Florida's got.

Miami heat isn't sweet to everyone.

Being a second generation Cuban immigrant, she speaks Spanish fluently and while she speaks both it and English seamlessly she has run into one glitch.

She will occasionally forget whether a turn of phrase was originally English or Spanish.

She called John a dancing skeleton once and no one has let it die. From Esqueleto rumbero- Literally: Dancing skeleton, Meaning: Very thin.

Her actual voice is a pretty standard alto. Like Ed, as long as she disguises her accent she can basically call wherever without being recognized.

Another rogue that hits their R's harder while flirting. But it's less a seductive purr and more an "Oh, I'm being HUNTED" kind of sound to hear.

Bane

Bane is directly from Venezuela and has the accent to match.

His English is phenomenal for someone who's only been speaking it a few years but it's not always perfect.

Whenever he doesn't know or forgets the word for something he'll describe it using other words until the other person figures it out for him.

For example, this interaction between him and Riddler: "I need the office knives." "... I'm sorry, what?" "The office knives, with the holes in the handle." "Hmmm, is the answer perhaps scissors?" "YES! I need the scissors!"

Edward is the grand champion of figuring out what Bane is saying if Catwomen or Music Meister isn't there to translate the word from Spanish.

Bane has a naturally loud and deep voice which can make him sound aggressive even when he's not trying to be. His size doesn't help.

But really he's a very calm and levelheaded person.

If he's actually angry, you'll know it from how quiet deliberate his speech becomes.

A quiet Bane is a dangerous Bane.

Joker

New York accent.

Drops occasional NY phrases but doesn’t mention anything culturally significant to New York unless someone else brings it up.

He doesn't remember what part of New York he's from but if asked he'll say Coney Island.

His jealousy over Eddie growing up in Wildwood is real.

Harley swears up and down he's from Staten Island and anyone familiar with the different New York accents would agree with her.

Joker has a pretty distinct reedy voice that all gothamites will recognize as soon as they hear it.

It gets even higher on the rare occasion he's scared or nervous.

Music Meister

SoCal (Southern California) accent.

This accent is also called Valley Girl.

He's originally from San Diego and spent his early twenties in LA so the accent is thick and locked in.

He moved to the east coast to attempt a Broadway career before turning to villainy and kind of regrets not moving back west first.

He's the first person to complain about cold weather and bad Mexican food when the chance pops up.

But he's gotten too fond of the other rogues to seriously consider leaving.

Even if the Scarecrow keeps smacking him with a newspaper every time he misuses the word "literally".

He automatically starts singing his words when he becomes frightened or incredibly nervous. Which made sense until he revealed he did that even before he got his powers.

Odd.

Killer Croc

Waylon has a thick cajun accent, that along with a naturally growly bass voice can make it difficult for others to understand him.

He prefers speaking French to English and will go out of his way to talk to people he thinks might speak his preferred language.

Jervis, Edward, Victor Fries and Joker speak with him in French when in a one on one conversation. 

Yes Joker speaks French, no he doesn’t remember why or how. He honestly didn’t even know he could until he met Waylon. 

Waylon is incredibly charming and personable once you figure out what he's saying, he's definitely the most well liked rogue among his peers next to Harley.

Emotional variants include getting even more growly when angry and speaking completely in French when distracted.

Penguin

A lot of people say he has an English accent, he doesn’t, never say this in front of him.

The man is WELSH, and he has ruined people’s lives over having his accent confused on particularly difficult days.

He takes great pride in his heritage and being accused of being “English” of all things is one of the quickest ways to sour his mood.

No offense to Mr. Tetch of course, it's the principle of the thing really.

He rarely speaks Welsh these days unless visiting extended family.

He does use the proverb “Deuparth gwaith yw ei ddechrau”(Two-thirds of work is starting), mostly to himself but he’ll use the proverb with others when appropriate.

Emotional variants include his voice getting squawk like when scared. He also laughs like a mad pelican.

Clayface

I forget who came up with this originally and I'm kicking myself for not remembering but I've adopted the head canon that Clayface was an "aging" K-pop/drama star that was on tour in the states when his manager coerced him into trying an experimental cosmetic treatment that turned him into Clayface.

So Clay has a very strong Korean accent and probably speaks the worst English out of all the rogues.

It's passable but he understandably just wasn't expecting to need it this much.

Despite his difficulties he still somehow gains control over the majority of his conversations and seems to exude likability.

He's trained for years to make his voice as soothing and pleasant as possible and he's not going to let being a mud monster ruin his hard work.

Until something triggers his traumatic memories and sends him into a frothing rage full of bubbling curses or a depressive meltdown where he becomes a pile of blubbering goo.

He's totally incomprehensible when he's having either kind of breakdown even to other Korean speakers, honestly HE doesn't even really know what he's saying.

Many of the rogues have hired him to put his acting skills to use in various schemes and Clayface is amazed at all the new voices he can do.

He's also been Music Meister's backup vocalist for a few of his schemes so you know he's legitimately good.

Bookworm

He has a rather general east coast accent.

Until he gets angry and starts cursing in Portuguese.

You'd never guess because he's an ashy fucker and his skin never sees the sun since he spends all his time reading inside, but the guy is mainly indigenous Brazilian.

You might be able to get a clue from his facial features if he wasn't wearing the world's thickest glasses and a hat.

He has near permanent "Library voice" so people often struggle to hear him above everything else that might be going on.

His voice is surprisingly sonorous and captivating when he can be well heard.

Since Arkham doesn't often get new books, fresh literature was fought over until Joker suggested "AudioBookworm" which is just Bookworm reading the new book aloud for everyone.

Until his little used voice gives out a bit at which point Scarecrow or Mad Hatter will step in until the end of the chapter.

Mr. Freeze

Victor has a moderate Icelandic accent.

Riddler and Joker have a competition going to see how many lines from Skyrim they can trick him into saying.

Victor figured it out immediately but plays dumb to this day in order to fuck with them.

He said "Hey, you. You're finally awake." to Edward after he woke up from a nap in the rec room once and Victor will treasure the face that nerd made forever.

Victor has a bit of a "resting bitch voice" he always sounds annoyed.

Unless he's talking to Nora, then he just sounds like a simp.

Not really a voice head canon but he gets hiccups very easily from laughing.

BONUS Nora

Nora is from Belarus so she often got mistaken for having a Russian accent.

But unlike Oswald she rarely cares enough to correct people much less get angry over it.

Nora speaks with great confidence and authority, even when she doesn't necessarily have either.

Her voice definitely broadcasts "Don't even fucking THINK about arguing with me."

The personality and accent get her the nickname "Ice queen" wherever she works.

Which is very unfair, she's a kind and compassionate women!

She's just also right and she should say it.

Nora's voice becomes utterly saccharine around Victor, they're absolutely obnoxious to listen to together.

[esperata]

WIPs

Rules:  list your wips with a brief description

I was tagged by @tj-dragonblade and I always enjoy airing some ideas that are waiting in the pipeline. It feels especially timely since I’m nearly done drafting one wip, although editing it will still take some time. Regardless, here’s a look at what else I might choose to work on.

First up, those which are at least started:

I’ll make a man out of you [riddlebird] - Arkhamverse and a continuation of my existing series. Building on a proposal made in an earlier fic.

Every Breath You Take [hattercrow] - Arkhamverse and detailing the start of their relationship in that universe.

In the air tonight [riddlebird] - A first foray into the Batwheels variation of the characters.

You Only Live Twice [riddlebird] - A continuation of my Telltale series and continuing to build the relationship.

Bathing the Duke [Resident Evil Village] - Exactly what it says. A second person pov and focusing on the sensual.

Secret Admirer [riddlebird] - A concept I’ve had in mind a while, not one but both secret admirers.

The King Is Dead [riddlebird] - Rather more angst than my usual fare but considers how Ed might react to Oswald’s sudden death.

Western AU [hattercrow] - Jonathan Crane should have a horse is the basic premise and I built a plot around that.

What Is Reality? [riddlebird] - This idea has been on the back burner ages. Looks at the aftermath of the episode of the same name.

Living Doll [riddlebird] - Burton-Schumacher and a hint of Coppélia.

The Hands on Approach [octogoblin] - TSSM. I guess this is porn with plot. A way for two difficult people to admit their feelings anyway.

Suit [octogoblin] - TSSM again and another way for guys who don’t know how to communicate to convey affection.

TSSM dynamic [octogoblin] - How I see them working together. I was wondering why these all ended up sidelined and remembered I never saw season 2.

Are We Friends? [riddlebird] - Gotham and I’m not entirely sure where I saw going with it. General confusion about their relationship status I guess.

Gotham Gazette [riddlebird] - Gotham five times plus one styled like a gossip column. I’d like to finish it but got uncomfortable with this area of fandom.

 Now on to some which are decidedly more nebulous:

Fate or something like it [octogoblin] - specifically following No Way Home and how events may play out in the altered timeline from when Norman got dropped back.

Nola Riddler does riddles [riddlebird] - prompted by a comment by the AU creator that he hadn’t delved into his penchance for riddles yet.

Phone Call/Past Midinght [riddlebird] - Two subsequent stories in my Arkhamverse series.

Wrap you round my finger [riddlebird] - A general idea about how Ed expects to deal with Penguin only to be surprised.

Gotta Shape Up [riddlebird] - Post season 2 Harley Quinn series but ignoring season 3.

Late Night, Fast Food [multiple ships] - a regular person’s pov on the late night antics of some of Gotham’s notable regulars.

Siren’s Call 3 [riddlebird] - how does one get along with a genuine siren on board?

Limo prompt [riddlebird] - a miscommunication situation arising in Gotham.

Hand kink [Resident Evil Village] - The Duke has very dextrous hands.

Olga my Queen [riddlebird, Egghead/Olga] - A crossover of sorts between Gotham and ‘66.

Trans Ed [riddlebird] - I’m curious how Arkhamverse Oz would deal with that but writing it requires a careful balance.

pre-criminal meeting [hattercrow] - self explanatory really but what if they knew each other before Arkham and all.

skyscraper [octogoblin] - porn. That’s it.

Batwoman [riddlebird] - I wanted to explore just what happened to our guys and how Enigma fit into that.

Batman vs Dracula [riddlebird] - It was suggested to me to rewrite this film as having Ed involved and I liked that idea.

kids museum meeting [riddlebird] - some comics have shown the young Penguin and Riddler so obviously I ask myself, well what if they met then?

Santa Clause 4 [riddlebird] - Based more on the Krampus. Will I or will I not write this come December.

Pecking Order 2 [riddlebird] - Picking up where part 1 left off and investigating how things proceed.

The Batman [none] - what if a trans Oswald had to give up a kid when he was younger? And what if that kid later found him.

Gamer Oz [riddlebird] - In order to impress Ed, Oswald pretends (badly) to be a gamer.

P.I. Riddler [riddlebird] - sort of turning the femme fatale trope around so Ed falls for the husband.

60s bookshop [riddlebird] - Penguin runs a bookshop and is pursued by Bookworm and Riddler.

Streamer Ed [riddlebird] - he habitually comments on Oswald’s Iceberg Lounge promotional videos.

Rumour Mill [hattercrow] - Jonathan comes to Jervis’ defence when rumours spread.

Pax Penguina 2 [riddlebird] - A continuation where I intended introducing Martin.

Angel!Ed/Demon!Oz [riddlebird] - Another continuation building on my first story.

Circus Crew [riddlebird] - An idea to do something with Nola Oswald’s circus crew.

Rogues go skiing [multiple ships] - Cute piece probably involving the lego version.

Arkham sitcom [multiple ships] - episodic story featuring their lives and antics in Arkham.

If you made it this far, thank you! My ask box is open if you want further info on any of these.

[ao3feed-irondadspiderson]

Joined at the Hip

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63410458 by stuxky When Harley, newly presented alpha, visits Tony for a week, Peter realizes that not only do fated mates actually exist, but he might have one himself. Peter and Harley become inseparable as they are unexpectedly shoved into romance by their own stupid biology. And when Harley has to go back home, it only gets worse. Tony and Mrs. Keener aren’t on the greatest terms, but Tony’s nothing if not determined to sort this out and get Harley back to New York. Cue clueless teens, sex-Ed from FRIDAY, bra shopping, a very weird new “Bonded Pairs” class for sixth period, nonstop giggling with the friend group, and figuring out how to “be sexy”. Tagged underage because Peter and Harley are in high school. Words: 8211, Chapters: 3/15, Language: English Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Underage Sex Categories: M/M Characters: Peter Parker, Harley Keener, Tony Stark, Harley Keener's Sister, Harley Keener's Mother, Ned Leeds, Michelle Jones (Marvel), Betty Brant, Liz Allan (Marvel), Background & Cameo Characters, Happy Hogan, Pepper Potts Relationships: Harley Keener/Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Harley Keener & Tony Stark Additional Tags: Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure, Tony Stark Acting as Harley Keener's Parental Figure, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Omega Verse, Alpha/Omega, Alpha Harley Keener, Omega Peter Parker, Alpha Tony Stark, Domestic Fluff, Fluff and Smut, Fluff and Angst, Fluff and Humor, Fluff and Hurt/Comfort, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Mating Bites, Mating Bond, Mating, Getting Together, Tony Stark Has a Heart, Harley Keener Needs a Hug, Protective Harley Keener, Paternal Instinct, Nesting, Long-Distance Relationship, Scenting, Scent Marking, Scents & Smells, First Time, First Time Blow Jobs, First Time Bottoming, First Time Topping, Loss of Virginity, High School, Protective Tony Stark, Sex Education, Awkward Flirting, Awkward Conversations, Dirty Jokes, Sleepovers, Coming of Age, Coming In Pants, Dry Humping, Rutting, Sex Toys, Friday is a good bro, Love Confessions, Dating, Smut, Intersex Omegas, Peter Parker Has a Vagina, Tony Stark Is Trying His Best, bra shopping, Sexting, Phone Sex, Sexual Overstimulation, Light Angst read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/63410458

[zorilleerrant]

WIP Game

Rules: In a new post, list the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it!

(I'm doing my notes on my phone because I haven't organized my computer yet. I was trying to work on it but I got distracted by Steamboat Willie okay)

(warning: there's a lot. this goes back years)

DW fic ideas

Travelers Carrie - protocol alpha

Yuletide: Midnight Mass

Yuletide: Travelers

???

Master & Mickey

How to queer an apple

Barbie cinematic parallels

Icarus

Yuletide: Spirit World

Yuletide: Avenue 5

Yuletide: Khaos Komix

Dream blue goo

Yuletide: Only Murders

Yuletide: Monkey Prince

Red Text

Gain Infinite dramatic irony with this one easy trick! Audiences love to hate him

Yuletide: Stargirl

Yuletide: October Daye

Yuletide: Usher

Yuletide: Song of the Lioness

Yuletide: Harlivy

Yuletide: D'vana/T'Lyn

A poem

Exchampion fixer

Omegaverse Tim

Grimm

Goncharov

Jaytim pregnancy

Exploding Baby

Carry on

Billy & Theo

Danny Constantine

Jason Swap

Children under ten must be accompanied by monkeys

New Note

Bundtgate

Dick time travel

Read

Battiest season

Frederick the Frog

Godcoffee

spn charmed

CoBro Ben Glenroy

Dick/Garth identity

Xanthippe

Laura & Gerard

Bingo

That's the way the cookie crumbles

Memory Wipe

Ric & Dami

Gordyverse

Psychotic Dick

A Bet's A Bet

Xanthe/Cass

Billy and Constantine

Black Adam, Jason Robin rewrite version

Clockwork balcony

Three

Monkey 12

Dream about ghosts

Jasonfam beyond

Therapist

Monky busy other history

Monky busy Lori convo

Monky busy Dami convo

Snarry time travel

important dc characters

Val Yor

People keep asking me if I've ever met Black Captain America. I have!

All the Company Equipment

Ric & Dami

Kamala and Minhkoa

Smallville Confidant Lex

Batfam beyond

420

Timber Robin suit

Other Damian

TimBer

There's this legend, among my people.

The Prince and the Guard

Clex

Lex

Evil twin

Baby Jason

N

Pizza guy

Kara/Alex

Wait, this thing is powered by magic?

Starman

Hogwarts trans student union

DC Covenant

Batman Dynasty

Aboveboard

Who the hell is oz

Harley and rats

DeltFall

Peter

Sterek

Necromancer Danny

Failure. Retry?

Survey of Doom

Freely given

Wizardbot

Magicians

Monkeyland

Monkeyland 2

Sandman

Family Dinner

no capes billy

deaged Jason

when she smiles

joker junior

Terry

In the case of Caroline Hill

Magicians

Castle

Fake dating

Quentin harem

You're drunk Patricia go home

Kate and Katie destroy the world

Monkey crossing

Annabeth medusa

Qaf

Dark knights of superbat

Kryptonian sex ed

Jon coming out

Graysons live

Gotham soulmates

Dick time travel

MCU Jason

Della

Fetch a pail

Draco mpreg

Harleycest

Sylvester Lance

Green Dye

Yelena

Pennyworth

Wolfdog

Sexy werewolves

who you really are

Xanthippe

Paige Tico

Lost prince of winter

Dav-el

Love Story

Spike

Master

Sparkles Mcvillain

Even More Bones

some of them have more to them than others! I tried to skip the ones I already posted but I think a couple of these are finished things I just never published anywhere

[behindtheireyes]

"What can I say? Wayne's a pretty cute neighbor to have and no amount of money is worth giving that up." One thing about their relationship was that Harley not only gave as good as she got with Eddie but she had no problem trying to one up him at times as well especially if she could rile him up too. "Think I've got a chance with him? I could be your Aunt by Christmas if he will."

She knew he was slightly annoyed by the fact that she was soaked and right up against him but his annoyance did help override the Eddie panic. "Eddie, sweetie, you're going and you're going to be great. Your apartment is already rented, you start your job in a week, and Halen's already registered for daycare. It really is too late to back out of the move now." Taking a step back Harley took his face in her hands letting her thumbs move lightly along his cheekbones, "You got this and I'm still just a phone call away if you need me, Eds."

@behindtheireyes

"Yeah, a billion dollars and you choose to live in the trailer park for the scenery." Those words that came from his mouth were dripping with sarcasm, an annoyingly large amount of sarcasm. It was followed by an eye roll. Harley was telling him not to overthink things. It was like she didn't know him at all. Eddie had always been a chronic overthinker to the point where he thought so hard about something that thoughts went deeper and deeper and eventually he forgot the first thing he was overthinking. It only got worse once Halen was born.

Harley had a unique way of addressing Eddie and his panics but somehow it always worked. He was already more calm, albeit a little bit annoyed that she was soaking wet and had her arms around him. Small price to pay for coming down to a 10 after being revved up to a 100. He took a deep breath, exhaling through his nose. "I'm not going."

[purehoney]

Happier (Happy Lowman)

warnings: basically, it's long but it's angst may contain profanity, aggression or references to other types of violence

note: based on the song by ed sheeran

note 2: leave a comment if you would like other stories, maybe i'll write more!

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From that distance the lights in the house looked different, Happy for a few moments thought that maybe he was at the wrong address.

But through the open curtain, which would rarely happen to him at home, it was possible to see Y/N.

And it was in those moments, seeing her smile with someone else, totally relaxed, that he remembered.

He was no longer welcome there.

Suddenly, he felt in the pocket of his jeans, the small cell phone vibrate.

- Hello?

- Where are you? We have a meeting now - said Juice, on the other side of the phone - You left more than an hour ago...

- I'm on my way...

The bald man hung up before there were any more questions, which everyone already knew the answer to.

As he put on his helmet and looked for the last time to find the woman with whom he had decided to spend the last three years, Happy sighed.

Inside, Y/N heard from afar, almost like a thought the sound of the engine of the old Harley. She knew which motorcycle, exactly, made that noise. There were many mornings and dawns woken up by the same sound.

But she just ignored it, it was what she had been doing for over a month, and what she promised herself to keep doing.

.

Before...

1:19 in the morning. Or was it 3:45? Y/N couldn't see, her consciousness didn't follow her body.

But it was automatic, following the sounds of the bike down the street, closer and closer, her feet guiding her out of bed as if it had a life of its own.

She yawned and grabbed a black sweatshirt from the chair next to the computer.

The sound at the entrance to the second floor alerted her.

Then she stopped.

Happy never knocked on the door, he had a key, and even without, he would enter through the back door of the house.

Another knock.

Y/N turned from the hallway back to the dark room, her body shivering involuntarily.

Another knock, and another, and another after that.

Her heart raced, for sure, she thought, it wasn't Happy.

The moment of silence lasted a few minutes, long enough for Y/N to lock herself in the bathroom with her cell phone in her hand, her boyfriend's number already calling on the line.

- Pick up, pick up...

The front door slammed so hard against the wall that the whole house shook.

.

The old Teller-Morrow mechanic's shop, which was also home to the Sons of Anarchy motorcycle group, was packed.

There were more motorcycles at that time than cars on an average day.

The loud music announced a party.

Happy parked his motorcycle next to his friends, one next to the other, they had just arrived from a trip of almost a week away.

- Good to see everyone is well - Gemma, the matriarch of the family welcomed everyone.

In the back of the bar there were dormitories for almost everyone who worked there; many stayed there for days or even months.

Once inside the room, Happy threw his backpack on the bed and taking off his clothes, hurriedly stepped into the cold water of the shower. All he wanted was to get rid of all the dirt and go home, where he knew he would be at peace with Y/N.

It had been three years since they had been together, they had met at one of the parties at the place, she accompanying a friend.

Happy couldn't take his eyes off the woman, they talked all night and he became more fascinated by the second.

He had never felt so happy and at peace.

- Happy, they're calling you out front - the voice of one of the club's prospect rang out from inside the room.

- I'll be right out.

A few minutes later, wearing his usual leather vest, Happy joined the party.

- Is your cell phone around here? I can't find mine...- Happy asked Juice.

- I don't know man, here, grab a beer... - the other bald one said, surrounded by women, smiling.

Happy took the bottle and open.

- I need to go home...

- What are you talking about? - Tig, almost drunk, laughed - We just got here, don't ruin the party.

- Don't start, man...

- I'm serious, since we left the city you've been worrying more than necessary... - Tig hugged his friend sideways, pushing him back inside - Come on, enjoy a little, you'll be back home soon.

Following the advice of friends, Happy allowed himself to enjoy the party and ended up forgetting both the cell phone he was looking for and the hours that passed.

.

- Damn it, Happy, where are you? Please pick up - the woman pleaded against the cell phone, warning a full message box - Please...

- Happy, please help me... - she spoke for the last time into her cell phone, before the door opened with force and two men came in.

In all these years of dating, she had learned a few things about her partner. Happy did things that she knew were wrong, carried as bad a reputation as possible, and had some enemies, so to speak.

- Where's that boyfriend of yours?

The men shouted, there were two more at the bedroom door.

They soon caught her, who was struggling to get out of there, took her to her room, throwing her on the bed.

- Who are you? I don't know what you are talking about...

- Where's Happy, girl? - the taller one pulled her hair so that her face was higher

- Where is he?

- I don't know - she cried softly

- I guess he didn't mind leaving you alone...

Out of the corner of his eye, Y/N noticed that the other three men were breaking every single thing they could find around the room.

- What do you want? There's money in the closet, please don't hurt me - she tugged on her sweatshirt to protect her legs, which were covered only by shorts.

The man holding her face laughed, a sound that turned her stomach.

- We don't want any of that shit, we want you to just pass the message on to those idiots...

- What mes...? - Before the sentence could be completed Y/N felt something cold in her head and closed her eyes tightly. A gun.

Suddenly, she felt pressure on her arm.

It can't be, not like that! She cried, it couldn't end like this.

- Get up! - Another man, one with a hood, was now pulling her out of the room.

They followed her down the stairs, room after room destroyed, practically nothing left.

- Sit down. - He forced her into the dining chair and tied a cloth to her mouth and hands.

Y/N waited for that to be the end of her, her body was trembling and she could no longer see the faces of those men properly, either out of fear or the tears that formed non-stop. She had never felt such panic.

Something hit her head from behind, then she couldn't hear anything else and her vision went dark...

.

It was morning when Happy pulled his motorcycle into the garage. The sun was burning his skin and his head felt like it was exploding.

Surely he had overdone it last night.

Reaching in his pocket for his keys, he noticed the door ajar.

His head was empty now, no pain, no alcohol, just full focus.

- Y/N? - He called while pushing the door with the gun in his hands - Baby?

He looked in all directions hoping that it wasn't true, the house all overturned, broken.

He walked tensely into the dining room.

She was there, her head down. His breath caught in his throat. Happy ran to the woman and lifted her hair, the woman's normally flushed face was a little purple.

- Y/N, please wake up, - he released her from all restraints and held her in his lap on the floor.

- Did they do something to you, baby?

- Happy... I tried to call you - she spoke softly

- I'm sorry, I'm sorry - he said desperate - Who did this?

- I tried to call you... - Y/N cried - Where were you?

Without strength she just cried and trembled in shock.

A few days after that night, Y/N left the house and left Happy. She didn't want anything to remind her of the horror she had been through, she just took her car and drove back to her own house.

Happy never stopped her or went after her.

.

Now...

It was Saturday night, Y/N was leaving a bar in downtown Charming accompanied by a friend and two men.

Across the street, far from her view, Happy watched intently. She should never have walked into the bar that night and should never have fallen in love with him.

He destroyed her, in the worst possible way, leaving her alone when she needed him most.

She was smiling more than ever, hugging one of the men.

- Let's go brother, you know she's fine... - Jax said pulling his friend - she looks happier...

Happy shook his head, not saying anything, knowing he was right. But he couldn't help but think that one day, he'd been happier that way with her too.

[howl-fantasies]

GOTHAM MASTERLIST

Last update: 30/10/2022  // Requests open (I can write in English or French)

Welcome dear.

I just finished Gotham (again) and my brain's wheels were turning happily while I imagined another character in the game: the reader.

You're not really on the good side but you're not 100% bad either. Which leads to funny mini scenarios where you're a friend, a psychiatrist, a lover, a frenemy, ecc. Most of them are in texts form, but some are written normally.

I have a huge unhealthy crush on Gotham Fox version of Victor Zsasz. Anthony Carrigan is an amazing actor and I love his performance!

Also, English is not my first language so I deeply apologize for the mistakes. I am no writer, just a poor woman having her fun with some nonsense on this platform.

Masterlist

HEADCANONS

Gotham villain in love

Cooking with Gotham villains

Gotham villains in a haunted house

Gotham villains when you’re at the hospital

Gotham villains + Jim reacting to reader speaking in French 

Victor + Gotham villains + Y/N what do they think about dancing? 

Gotham villains walking on their S/O when they’re on their “off” mode - NEW -

Gotham villains having met the reader when they were sane - NEW -

REQUESTS 

Gotham villains having met the reader when they were sane - NEW -

Skyfall (Y/N was shot and makes a last request to Victor) - NEW -

Gotham villains walking on their S/O when they’re on their “off” mode - NEW -

Oswald and Y/N bonding (platonic) - NEW -

Y/N on her period and having mood swings (Victor Zsasz x reader) - NEW-

Gotham characters realizing they were total douche with Y/N - NEW -

Y/N hacking Gotham characters’ phones - NEW - 

Dôles de Dames part 3 (French) 

Y/N reaction after Oswald almost beheaded Victor 

Very special talent Oswald x reader (romantic) 

What does Y/N think about Victor’s sense of fashion 

Y/N thinking she’s pregnant and imagining how Victor would react

Gotham villains when their S/O wants to surprise them

Bloodbath Zsasz x reader

Riddler & Scarecrow S/O being friend/flirting with Ivy and Harley

Damsel in distress Oswald Cobblepot x reader (platonic)

Gotham villain and Jim finding out the cute side of the reader

Being surprised in the middle of... you know... but Victor doesn’t stop Zsasz x reader

Gotham Villain when you’re kidnapped

Drôles de dames part 2 (French) @immortal-velociraptor​

Drôles de dames part 1 (French) @immortal-velociraptor​ story

Second thoughts Zsasz x reader, linked to @immortal-velociraptor story

Gotham villains seeing their S/O being catcalled

Understanding Zsasz x reader having a panic attack

Turning point Jim, Ed, Oswald, Zsasz x reader

Politeness Alfred x reader x Bruce (platonic)

Nightmares Jonathan x reader (romantic)

Jealous Gotham villains (headcanons)

Victor being caught and send to Arkham Zsasz x reader

Kiss against a wall Jim x reader

VICTOR ZSASZ X READER

GOTHAM ASSASSINS P1

GOTHAM ASSASSINS P2

GOTHAM ASSASSINS P3

GOTHAM ASSASSINS P4

GOTHAM ASSASSINS P5

GOTHAM ASSASSINS P6

Summary: long posts. While Jim Gordon takes his marks in Gotham as a cop, nothing prepared him for his first meeting with Y/N. Famous assassin, sass machine and one hell of a fighter, the GCPD's rookie will quickly learn that catching the woman means getting an angry other assassin directly on his tail. The mini-series will globally follow the main plot.

Never gonna give you up.

Summary: Victor is torturing thugs by order of Oswald when someone is interrupting him.

In the phone book

Summary: Zsasz is at GCPD. Harvey and Jim try to understand why he wanted to shot them, without success. Oswald suddenly came in and think he had discovered Victor's weakness.

The contract

Summary: Victor has a contract on his head placed by Y/N and wants to know why.

Unforgivable

Summary: Victor is texting the reader and is awfully sweet. So much, that it sounds suspicious.

The score

Summary: The reader is at GCPD. Harvey and Jim need her help to talk to Zsasz and even find a plan. But it doesn't sound that good for the reader.

Night Fever

Summary: reader asks if Victor is free tonight for some fun in a... Gotham's way but is still a bit salty about their last conversation on Riddler's phone.

Ba(l)d emergency

Summary: Barbara is texting reader and ask for her help to stop Victor who's ready to blow her shop.

Valeskape

Summary: reader is missing. Harvey and Jim try to convince a very pissed Victor to help them to find her.

Hit me with your best shot

Summary: Victor is asking how the reader is feeling after she was injured. He may be the cause of her suffering.

Is that Pepperoni?

Summary: who said assassins can't take a break once in a while? Victor and the reader are ready for a pizza, milkshakes and old movies.

Pax Penguina

Summary: Victor informs the reader they'll need a licence of misconduct from now on. He didn't really anticipated nor appreciated how reader answered him.

Lethal Goofball

One of Victor's Zsaszettes send a series of video showing Zsasz acting like a goofy boy every time he sees something related to the reader.

Poisoned

Summary: Zsasz is under Ivy's phenomenon and Jim is asking for reader's help.

Be my Valentine

Summary: what does Valentine's day look like when you're dating an assassin?

Nightmares

Summary: reader was gased by Scarecrow and is texting Victor from Lee's clinic. They'll need Victor's basement soon.

The "Fun way"

Summary: Victor needs to use reader's new freezer. But there is one problem.

Unfriend

Summary: Victor needs to leave Gotham to see his Bubbe and gives reader's number to Wendell. Worst idea ever.

Bubbe

Summary: Victor's bubbe wants to know if the reader saw the rabbi and if it went well.

Stalker

Summary: when Penguin asked Zsasz to go spy on Scarecrow, the hitman didn't anticipated what he would find in his flat.

Trick question

Summary: what happens when an infamous assassins duo is in one of the GCPD interrogation room? Nothing good, definitely.

Babysitting

Summary: what happens when Y/N find little Martin in her flat and the boy tells her Victor brought him in? Nothing good. Definitely.

Domesticity

Summary: (long post) full fluff. Zsasz and Y/N are spending a peaceful movie night. A good opportunity to have a glimpse of Victor chaotic psyche and his thoughts about Y/N.

Alone

Summary: Jeremiah blows up all the bridges in the city. In the middle of the absolute chaos, Zsasz and Y/N are trying to find solutions.

Boy time

Summary: Wendell is trying to convince Victor to join him at Iceberg Lounge in order to find some nice women. He seems to have found one, but there is a little problem with her.

Put a ring on it

Summary: when Y/N is seen in town with a ring around her finger, everybody is freaking out. Except for Victor.

Unexpected

Summary: Zsasz went berserk that night against the GCPD. Y/N saw him and isn't very happy with his recklessness.

Wonder Viking

Summary: Ed has Y/N's phone and Victor wants to know what. Problem? The answer seems unbelievable.

Bloody murder

Summary: when Y/N is not answering her phone, Victor knew something happened. He didn't anticipated the whole villains to be responsible for her silence.

Ex

Summary: (long post) what happens when Y/N and her ex meet again? More importantly, what would Victor do when seeing the other man trying to flirt with her?

Dispute

Summary: having a couple dispute when you're an infamous assassins duo can be dangerous. Especially when the arguing is done with flying bullets.

Men on a mission

Summary: (long post) Falcone sends Zsasz and Y/N after the owner of the new bar in town, the Golden Tiger. The occasion for the couple to reaffirm the Italian Godfather's authority in Gotham and maybe have some kind of twisted fun.

Sir Stalker

Summary: Y/N found a strange box in her drawer and open it. She now understands how Pandora felt.

Vacations

Summary: Jim suspects Y/N to be responsible of a murder. Problem she's not in town nor is Victor, and she can prove it.

Idiotic duet 

Summary: (Long post) Ever wondered how Y/N and Zsasz became an idiotic duet?

Shot

Summary: (Long post) Y/N was shot when she was on a job after one of Oswald’s tantrums. Victor is taking care of her. Fluff. Full fluff. And a bit of blood to, it’s Gotham after all...

Conjugal bliss

Summary: (Long post) Oswald decided to find a better match for Victor than Y/N. No reason things go south. Right?

PLATONIC JIM GORDON X READER

FRENEMIES p.1 (request)

Summary: (long post) Jim was infected by Tech virus and tries to fight it without losing his mind. He asked Y/N to help him and an even bigger favor.

FRENEMIES P.2 (request)

Summary: (long post) Second part of the FRENEMIES mini series. Jim is still fighting Tetch virus to try to find an antidote. But as shit hits the fan, he'll need Y/N help again.

The Godfather

Summary: Jim needs some information about Sofia Falcone. And everyone in Gotham know that if you want to know something, Y/N is the better person to ask.

The fellowship of the crime

Summary: Y/N send Jim misterious and philosophical messages. So much, that Jim is freaking out and even accused Victor to have brainwashed her.

The Sims

Summary: Y/N started to play the infamous life simulator game. Problem she's not playing with the traditional one. And Jim would quickly understand it.

Bad influence

Summary: Jim is trying to make Y/N realise that Zsasz isn't good for her sanity. Will she listen? Of course not.

A little affair (request)

Summary: (long post) Jim is chased by Maroni's men after he tried to stop a drug traffic when he crossed the path of Y/N and ask for her help. Problem? It worked maybe a little too well.

Assassination classroom 

Summary: Jim is targeted with Barnes by Gotham assassins. His only solution? asking for the help of the most terrifying one. 

PLATONIC OSWALD X READER

Give it back!

Summary: Ed's block of ice is missing. Oswald is sure Y/N is the culprit.

Ghost aren't real!

Summary: Oswald is terrified after seeing something looking like a ghost. He asks for Y/N help but didn't really like her answers.

PLATONIC OSWALD X READER X ZSASZ

Say that again

Summary: Oswald is being Oswald. Reader and Zsasz weren't exactly listening.

Shouldn't have asked

Oswald invited reader at his club to talk about Ed and seeks relationship advices. He soon regrets it.

Names

Summary: Oswald is trying to convince Y/N and Zsasz to do the "call your s/o by another name". Worst idea ever.

PLATONIC RIDDLER X READER

Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde

Summary: Ed needs his IQ back but Lee doesn't seem to want to help him. So he tries texting one of is best frenemy.

Oxytocin and endorphin

Summary: Ed needs some comfort after he saw that Lee is still in love with Jim.

PLATONIC RIDDLER X READER X ZSASZ

So you care?

Summary: Riddler wants to know reader's feelings for Zsasz. But his reasons aren't exactly genuine.

Stalking classes

Summary: Ed needs some help to defeat Oswald and ask Victor for his guidance. Maybe he wasn't ready for it though...

RIDDLER X READER X OSWALD (platonic)

Trap in a cage

Summary: remeber when Oswald and Riddler are trapped in their cages? Well, now Y/N is with them and helps Oswald to be a pain in Ed's ass.

COLLABS

VICTOR X Y/N - MAGGIE X JIM

Little Lamb or next fallen angel?

Summary: (long post) Since she came to Gotham, Maggie, a mischievous and cunning young woman, caught the attention of Y/N and Jim Gordon. Which of the dark or the white side will win Maggie's allegence?

Girl time

Summary: (long post) Maggie is having a shitty day and her relationship with Jim is still pretty bad. Fortunately or not, Y/N decided to visit her at her flower shop and tried to boost her mood. But comforting isn't easy, especially when you're a sadistic assassin who tends to like playing with people distress.

A collab with @immortal-velociraptor and her lovely OC Maggie 🤩😍

GOTHAM ON CRACK

Small texts between Y/N and the main cast of the series. Big insanity, little to no sense, a bit of humor.

Relationship goal Zsasz x reader - NEW -

Toss a coin to your killer Jim Gordon x reader - NEW -

The threat Oswald x reader - NEW -

Riddle me this ep.6516 Riddler x reader 

Best frenemy Oswald x reader

Trainning Selina x reader 

Good egg Victor Zsasz x reader 

Future Jim Gordon x reader

Education Bruce x reader 

Tell me something I don’t know Oswald x reader

Domesticity ep 5464321 Victor Zsasz x reader

2 simps and a sadist Jonathan x reader x Riddler

Don’t touch anything Oswald x reader x Zsasz 

Need a hand? Victor Zsasz x reader 

The bomb Harvey x reader x Zsasz

What time is it?! Riddler x reader

Tell me something I don't know Riddler x reader

Biggest fear Scarecrow x reader

Surprise Barbara x reader

Disconnected Barbara x reader

The dog Oswald x reader

Costume Jerome x reader

Game Harvey x reader x Oswald

What do you want Zsasz x reader

The scale Oswald x Zsasz

Bazooka Jim x reader

Grenade Oswald x Ed

The bill Barbara x reader

Priorities Jim x reader

That thing Zsasz x reader

Period Oswald x Zsasz

Scorned women Jim x reader

The ring Wendell x reader x Zsasz

White rabbit Tetch x reader

Halloween Ed x reader

Bon appétit Zsasz x reader

Hypothetically speaking Ed x reader

Matching tie Zsasz x reader x Jim

SUPRISE Scarecrow x reader

Something I don't know Oswald x reader

Something I don't know Jim x reader

A bit Strange Dr Strange x reader

Teletubbies Zsasz x reader x Jim

Something in common Barbara x reader

Fortune teller Bruce x reader

First degree Ed x reader

Warning shots Zsasz x reader

Frog in a blender Ed x reader

Pizza delivery OC x reader

Fanfiction Jim x reader x Zsasz

Shopping spree Zsasz x reader

Memes Ed x reader

Relationship goal Zsasz x reader

Do the math Barbara x reader

Spicy meeting Zsasz x reader

Weird dream Zsasz x reader

Here for Gilzean Jim x reader x Zsasz

No fighting Oswald, Zsasz, Butch, reader

Ultimate boss Oswald x reader x Zsasz

Self derision Zsasz x reader

Statue Owald x reader

Let me spoil you Zsasz x reader

Game of Memes Oswald x reader

The Godfather Sofia x reader x Carmine x Zsasz

I said no dogs Zsasz x reader

QED Riddler x reader

Gotham Memes

 Good old times Jim Gordon x reader

A pirate’s life for me Alfred x reader

Matchmaker Barbara x reader

MMORPGotham Jim Gordon x reader

Objection Jim Gordon x reader

Pax Penguina 

Phobias Zsasz x reader

That’s strange Riddler x reader

What is love Zsasz x reader

Gypsy witchcraft Jim x reader

Shopping trip Zsasz x reader

All play and no work Zsasz x reader

Who’s the doc? Jim Gordon x reader

What do you know about children Oswald x reader

Don’t bang the librarian Riddler x reader

Assassin’s crip Zsasz x reader

[batmanrogues-scenarios]

Masterlist 3

Fluff

Big Vigilante S/O Being Gentle With Them : DS, MM

Metal Head S/O : DS, MM

Witchy S/O Doing Tarot : DS, MM

Crush Giving Them Cute Name in Phone : Riddler, Scarecrow, PI, MrF

Crush Rogue Is Out of the Costume : Scarecrow, MrF, Joker, Catwoman

Sleep Walking S/O : Scarecrow, Riddler, BM, MrF

S/O Being Amazing With Traps : Arkham! KC, Joker, Penguin

S/O Just Shows When Called : Scarecrow, BM, MrF, MH

S/O Proposing : MH, Scarecrow

S/O Insults Back for the Rogue: DS, Joker

Gifts for/from Rogues : All

Music Meister with S/O Making Musical References

Actor S/O Being Slasher in New Movie : DS, TF

Intimidating Gothic S/O : MH, MM

S/O Never Having Happy Christmas Before : DS, MM

S/O Wanting 50 Squish Mellows : DS

Kiss Under Mistletoe: DS, MM

Crush Vigilante Immune to Their Effects : Scarecrow, MM, PI

S/O Having Night Live : DS, MM

S/O Has Creative but Weird Solutions: Scarecrow (GN, Arkham)

Arkhamverse Scarecrow x S/O with Thermorecuration Problem

Mad Hatter x Wonderland Enthusiast

Wonderland Enthusiast Asking Jervis Out

MH and S/O Going To Costume Party, Other Rogue Wears Alice Costume

Reader Dressed as Alice Kidnaps Jervis

S/O Often Praising MH

S/O With Crackhead Energy : GS

S/O Being Cyborg : MH,.MM

MM Finding Out Ghost in His Hideout

S/O Being Captain Marvel: Arkham!DS, TF

S/O Just Baking at 1am : DS, Lego!Joker

S/O Being Fashion Disaster: DS, MM

Getting in a Relationship While in Civilian Break to Find Out New Rogue is S/O : DS, MM

Cryptic S/O : Scarecrow, Riddler, Penguin, Poison Ivy

S/O Being from Zombie Apocalypse : Arkham! TF, Penguin,PS

S/O Frauding IRS : Joker, BM, Penguin, PS

S/O Wearing Mustache Nose Piercing: Unburied!Riddler, Joker, MH,PI

Harley and Bumper Cars

Not Sure/Mix

Uncanny Valley S/O : Joker, Scarecrow, Riddler

Another Dimension MM Dating Their Daughter: Riddler, Scarecrow, TF

Rogues Experiencing Period : Riddler, TF, BM, MH

S/O Who Hibernates : MrF, MH, PI

S/O Resurrecting Because They Kicked Devil in the Balls : Arkham!: Anarky, Joker, HQ, Scarecrow

Crush Henchperson Who Can See Ghosts : MB, HQ, Scarecrow

Meeting Man Eating Siren: Arkham!KC, Scarecrow, MM

S/O Having Firepowers and Loving Fire: MrF, BM, Joker, Arkham!Copperhead

Past Best Friend Ending Up as a Hero : Scarecrow, UN Riddler, Arkham Anarky, Twojar Kiteman

S/O Using Spine of First Victim as Pitching Wedge : Arkham! KC, Scarecrow, BM, PI

Vigilante Flipping Script : DS, MM

Finding Posirive Pregnancy Test: MrF,MH, TF, MM

Comedic

Condiment King in Poly Relationship

Reaction to Scarecrow Saying Toxin Needs LSD : Riddler, HQ, MH, PI

S/O Saying Most Out of Context Insults : Arkhamverse! :Riddler, MH, Zsasz, KC;

S/O Doing These Threats (up, same rogues)

S/O Mistaking Them for IRS : Anarky, Copperhead, Bane (Arkhamverse)

"Can I make make meat taboocan out of them?": Arkham!GS,

Taboocan 2: Copperhead, TF, Joker

Kidnapped Y/N Just Chilling : GS, MH

Platonic/Singular

Friend Realizing They're Gay : Riddler, HQ, Catwoman, MM

Arkham Guard Friend : Scarecrow, MH, TF, Joker

Friend Being Too Much Into Daydreaming : MH, Scarecrow, HQ, MrF

Magical Sib Getting Mortal : Scarecrow, BM, HQ

Friend Not Knowing how to express Emotions: Scarecrow, MH, MrF, MM

Friend Wanting Nuke as a Kid : BM, Riddler, TF, Scarecrow

Sidekick/Kid being Ex-Robin: DS, TF

Robotic Protege Sib : Riddler, MH, Penguin

Friend Who is Neurodiverged : Scarecrow, MrF, Catwoman

Rogue Finding Kid with Batman Backstory: Catwoman, MrF, MH

Young Vigilante with Venom like Powers : BM, Scarecrow, PI, Joker

Best Christian Tree : MM, MH, PI

Seeing Cryptid : BM, Riddler, Scarecrow, TF

Friend Being Animal Magnet: HQ, MH, Catwoman, Scarecrow

Getting Scarecrow for Secret Santa : Riddler, MM, HQ, MH

How they Handle Blizzard : DS, MM

With Willing Person as Subject : MH, Scarecrow

Mr Freeze Meets Orphan Kid with Ice Powers

DS + MM Snowed Together

Drinking Out of Scarecrow Toxinated Cup: HQ, Riddler, Penguin, TF

Reaction to Ed Becoming Detective: Scarecrow, MH,MM

Reacting to Crane Being Caught by Mystery Gang : Riddler, MH, MM

DS Getting Muscular Without Noticing

Penguin Getting Growth Spurt

Friend Who is Ghost Pirate: HQ, MH, BTAS!Clayface

Dork Squad + MM Living Together

Magician Putting on a Mask: BM, HQ, Scarecrow

Art

Soda Queen and Milk Man

NSFW

Make me, Sexy Outfits BM

S/O Talking in Underwear Casually : MH, Scarecrow

Scarecrow in Lingere +18

MM First Time With S/O

[lunchtiger]

I really don't know that much about DC aside from what I've seen in DCAU, a few Batman stories, and what I learn from everyone posting on Tumblr, and that was enough for me to wake up bleary-eyed but with a clarity of thought previously unknown:

Batman's Rogues need the Batfam.

This isn't just about the weird tensions between Batman and his villains, it's about play. The Bats are completely necessary for most of the villains to be able to... be. With the exception of Duke, no one is a meta, and many of the Gotham Rogue's manias and compulsions and needs only work as long as the other party will even entertain playing by their rules.

Are the Kents in town? Everyone packs up their plans and nurses their favourite drink at the Stacked Deck. It's no fun to make schemes and play with someone if they can just X-ray vision the plot device or just bash through your carefully constructed labyrinth.

Are the Speedsters local? There is now a crowd of costumed goobers clamoring over each other at the GCPD trying to get the desk sergeant to put them in lockup. Jim Gordon is absolutely flabbergasted and upset at this development because this isn't the routine.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Minnesota:

*MIDI Gray Ghost theme plays* "Bruce Wayne speaking, may I ask who's calling?" *conversational noise and laughter of the Bat fam in the background*

"Bats, baby, it's the Joker- you gotta come back! We can't take it anymore! these "substitute heroes" are driving us absolutely nuts around here!"

"How did you get this number?"

"Oh who cares about that, you gotta believe me- things are worse than ever here, Bats! Hang on a second- Impulse! Impulse get down from there right now you little gremlin- Ed's so depressed he's gone back to the 2.99 crossword puzzle books, Bruce! Clayface has been just absolutely haunting Open Mic night at the Deck-"

"Hey Mister uh, Joker sir"

"Superboy, what do you want, can't you see I'm on the phone-"

"Me n' Wonder Girl were playing catch with Harley and Wonder Girl threw a long pass and I kinda... crashed into your Batman shrine and I accidentally broke your limited edition Batman statue thing-"

Joker, screaming into the phone, "BAAAAAATS, COME BACK, WE NEED YOUUUUU"

"Well, I'm awfully sorry to hear that, Mr.... Joker was it? But I'm afraid I'm unavailable for the next two weeks, *chuckle* I'm actually not even supposed to be on the phone right now- Alfred, I'm on the phone, Alfred, Alfr-"

*tussling noises*

"Hello, I'm afraid Master Bruce had to step away from the phone, but in the meantime until he returns to Gotham from some much-needed rest, I've taken the liberty of requesting his colleagues assistance in this matter."

"Please let it be Green Arrow-"

"Masters Blue Beetle and Booster Gold are on their way to Gotham presently, and should be able to help you with your situation. If you need any further assistance, kindly direct your correspondence to the Justice League for the time being. The Masters and Mistresses are not to be disturbed while on vacation, sir, and let me assure you, that were they to need to end their holiday prematurely, I would deal with that transgression permanently. Good day, sir."

Later on, at the Stacked Deck:

"So?"

"No dice, friends. The Bats won't be back for two whole weeks."

*collective groans from across the bar from the absolute most bored supercriminals*

"Also, maybe don't fuck with the butler. Just sayin'"

[riddle-me-ri]

Ok, here's another one. Zero Year, Arkham, BTAS Riddler

He is having a conversation with Reader, who he isn't on friendly terms with, and third Rogue. Rogue wanting to point something out says.

"It doesn't work! It's like asking Y/N if she would sleep with you"

"Eh." Y/N said.

"Excuse me?"

"Just because I hate his guts doesn't mean he doesn't have a pretty face."

A/N: hahaha this is brilliant! I hope you don't mind I took some liberties in the wording of the conversations but I hopw the idea still reads rip. This was such a fun exercise to write other Rogues! Thanks for requesting! Also N/N is nickname since Harley loves to give people nicknames ❤🖤 Also this is untitled cause I wasn't sure what to title these scenarios lol

Trigger Warnings: Suggestive themes and strong language

Zero Year/Capullo Riddler:

“You really don’t perceive me as a threat? The man that brought Gotham City to its knees?” Ed argued.

“Well, Gotham doesn’t really have the best legs to stand on…” Joker quips back. 

You roll your eyes, it’s never-ending feud between these two.

You just had to be stuck in an Arkham padded cell. Between the both of them. You weren’t even insane, they were just overpopulated at Blackgate, but if they didn’t get you out you were going to become insane eventually.

“Y/N, tell that absolute clown-”

“Hey don’t forget handsome!” 

Edward growls in frustration. “Tell him how I’m Batman’s superior foe. How I threw Batman into hiding! How I ran this city for months!”

Joker laughs. “You’ve gotta better chance convincing her to fuck you Eddie boy.” 

“Eh..well..”

“Huh?” Both men rushed towards the wall that separated them from you.

“Please tell me you’re joking…” You hear Joker mutter. 

“I mean…Don’t get me wrong he’s a smug pompous asshole…

Unknowingly, Edward and Joker both shrug and nod. The one thing they could agree on. Well that and Batman. 

“...but he is a cute pompous asshole. Not to mention his face is totally sit-able.”

For one rare moment the Joker was actually speechless for a minute. He laments, “please tell me your joking…”

“I’m afraid she’s dead serious, my friend. As she should be. Once I no doubt escape before the clown…I’d like to take you up on that offer…”

Arkhamverse Riddler: 

“Edward, it’s not going to work.”

“Oh please, what do you know, Crane? Only someone of my parallel intellectual prowess can see the immaculate results it will produce."

Crane blinks and rubs his temples. "Edward, how is building a race course full of obstacles going to prove you're more intelligent than Batman?"

"It calls for quick thinking! He can't possibly predict every twist and turn. The moment he thinks he's solved a puzzle, another one comes right up before a moment's notice! Only a cunning genius of my caliber can pull this off." 

"I'm afraid it'll be like you trying to court Y/N to bed. It's just not going to work.."

"Ah..well…" you interject.

The two men look away from Ed's blueprints on the table to steal a glance at you. You were steadily scrolling through your phone, not lifting your head once.

"W-What was that?" Johnathan inquiries not sure if he heard right. 

You look up to the master of fear and shrug your shoulders. "I mean yeah he's a greasy egomaniac, but he is handsome in a dirty rugged kinda way." 

Johnathan blinks as if still trying to compute this new development. He looks over to Edward who has gone uncharacteristically quiet. 

Edward's face was a deep shade of red and his eyes were as wide as saucers. Riddler.exe has stopped working, good luck trying to reboot. 

BTAS Riddler: 

"Harley, hitting the toy with a mallet won't help you solve it…"

"Sure it can! It fixed all my other problems!" Harley wounds back with her signature mallet. Before she can strike the puzzle toy, Edward snatches it out of the mallet's path.

"Harley..that's cheating…"

"C'mon, Eddie! I've already tried everything! It's like Y/N sleeping with you! It's impossible!"

"Well not…impossible…" You mutter.

"Did I hear that right, N/N? You'd sleep with Ed?!"

"I mean yeah he's an obnoxious know-it-all, but he's so adorable!"  

Harley fake hurls at your admission. 

Meanwhile Ed is walking away, lowering his hat to try and hide his reddening face from the both of you.

[caramel-clowns]

I showed my sister (who has never watched gotham) a few gotham characters ABOUT JEROME: ”he looks like a strange mixture of frog and rat” “why does he look like that?” “he looks stupid” ABOUT ED: I showed her a gif of the “me?” scene where he does the gay hand, she went “yknow what I dont even need to see anymore of him he’s very gay” + “he walks with his hips, they did the riddler justice, unlike the new batman movie” “the way he’s dragging that sword is gay” ABOUT JEREMIAH: I showed her a picture, she stared at my phone for a bit, followed by “.....that is....fruity” “that man is NOT straight” “Harley Quinn im sorry but he is NOT after you, look at him”

[miraculous-trinity-leo]

Whacky Gotham, Goofy New York, and Chaotic Paris.

(Part 1) (Part 2) (Part 3) (Part 4) (Part 5) (Part 6) (Part 7)

Chapter 5: Then Let The Games Begin

•—–—–·†·–—–—•

Soooo, the Batfam is panicking, Gotham's confused as to why Iron Man is flying over Gotham like a madman, and Maria is with two of Gotham's Sirens (but only Ivy and Harley know this) having a wonderful time playing with Bud and Lou.

Let's start with the Sirens.

Harley is watching over Maria and Tikki as they sleep with Bud and Lou, Ivy walkes over to sit next to Harley, handing her a cup of tea.

"So, what's the diagnosis?" - Ivy

"She has some sort of trauma, has class issues... and handles more than she should, but still does everythin', on top of bein' a hero. She's been through some sh-t Pam." Yeah Harley may have found out Maria's a hero (if the tiny god and magic were anything to go by).

"Is she alone?" - Ivy

"No, thankfully, she has supportive parents, and friends that aren't little sh-ts. I think they're also heroes, she also has a lot, and I a mean A LOT of pent up emotions, she doesn't show anythin' negative, only positive things. She seems to shrink in on herself if she thinks she does somethin' wrong. Pam, we both know there's a limit to how much crap a person can take before they snap, and she's such a sweet kid. There has to be somethin' we can do to help her Ives." Ok she found out alot, but in Marias' defense, they have trustworthy souls, and they were the only other people (besides her friends) that she talked to about it, yes she had her Maman and Uncle to talk about hero stuff, but for the stuff her class does, she only ever vented (without being negative) to her friends.

"Her class is visiting the Botanical Gardens in three days, and it's a 2 part tour, so we can see just what's going on. If it's bad then we scare them a bit, if it's bad bad... they can handle a few slightly poisonous plants right?" - Ivy

"God I love the way ya think Ives, do ya think she can stay with us? I mean look at how cute she is with Bud and Lou... Oh my god, she's cuddlin' dem, and ya gave her a flower crown, how'd I miss that?! Where's the camera?"

Harley took a picture to remind her of this wonderful moment. As Ivy and Harley looked at the picture, they both promised to keep Maria safe, and maybe become sorta kinda-ish parents to her while she's in Gotham.

•—–·Now back to the Bat-Chaos Bat-Cave·–—•

Tim took over the chair and was now searching the possible locations with Jarvis, Damian was sitting on a different chair, trying to act cool, but he wouldn't stop looking over at Tim, to see his progress. Bruce was talking over the comms with Tony. Dick and Jason, weren't helping (they kept feeding each other worse and worse ideas of what could have happened to Maria). Then they heard Jarvis speak.

"I have found the most likely area Ms. Dupain-Cheng would be in. Her phone died about 56 blocks away from her hotel, if we don't count kidnapping, or murder, she would have thought about asking for directions, but may have decided not to considering the city she is in. So that leaves us with a possible 15-25 mile radius from her last known location. I think it best to divide into groups of two, have Oracle stay and update you if anything on security, and or traffic cameras happens. Bruce will be with Tony, Dick will go with Tim, and Jason will go with Damain to search within the area. Stephanie and Cassandra will search around a 5 mile radius near Wayne hotel." as Jarvis continued to explain the other details, the Batfam began to suit up, Batman met up with Iron Man, and they took the North area, Nightwing and Red Robin took the East area, while Red Hood and Robin searched the South. Steph and Cass were on foot in civilian clothes, searching the West area they were assigned.

They searched for the whole day, and came up with nothing. Until Oracle saw a video from a traffic cam around 9pm, 15 blocks away from where her phone died. She called it in and everyone went back to the cave. Once everyone was at the Bat-Computer, Oracle pressed play, the cameras didn't have sound, and it wasn't close enough to see if she was ok.

They watched as she went to an overgrown parking lot and sat down. She was looking down at the ground, and that's when they spotted two figures round the corner and spot her. They watched as the two figures approach Maria, and saw the startled reaction she had. They realized it was Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy that were talking to her, then they saw Maria collapse. They watched as Harley made sure she was ok, looking over to Ivy before looking back to Maria and picking her up. The last thing they saw, was Maria being carried away by two of Gothams' most dangerous rouges, but now they knew where to look next.

•—–· Back to Ivy and Harley ·–—•

Harley continued to take adorable pictures of the children.

"God, they're so f-ckin' cute!" - Harley for the 20th time

As Ivy continued to watch while caring for her plants, Catwoman walked in.

"Hey girls, got the stuff for movie night, so what are we- Holy mother of cats! He adopted another f-cking child didn't he! Where the hell does he keep finding them?! 7 was ment to be the god DAMN LIMIT!!!" - Catwoman

Maria jumped at the sudden shouting and may have accidentally summoned a yo-yo (one made useing creation magic and protection magic) before saying.

"Tikki where's the akuma?! How long was I out?! Forget it Tikki spot-" she then realized she wasn't in Paris, and seeing a new face, she also realized she just spilled her secret to another person within the same day... kinda

"Fffffffffffudge sunday that fell on the pavement!" - Maria shouted in baker profanities

"That's not how ya curse sweetheart. It should go more like-" Harley was cut off by a vine Ivy had summoned.

"Harley, cursing makes the plants sad, you know this." - Ivy said removing the vine

Harley just walked over to Maria and whipsered it in her ear.

"You're supposed to say it more like this, ' ..... .... ... .. ....... .. ... .....' ok?" - Harley ended with a big smile

"... I will never see this world in the same frickin' light ever again." - Maria

"ehh close enough." - Harley

"Can someone please tell me, WTH is going on here, on our special girls day off?!" - Catwoman

"She is a new member of the Sirens as of today, and as a member, she's unda our protection, so effective immediately." - Harley

"Cool." - Maria

"Harley." - Ivy

"Wut... first things first, if she is going to join, she needs to be very flexible, know how to fight, and be incredibly intelligent." - Catwoman

"She beat Ed's @ss with a gun pointed at her, and solved every riddle with ease, so I'm positive she'll be an amazin' addition to the team." - Harley

'God she sounds like a new mother now' "But we don't know how good her flexibility is." - Catwoman

"I know, hey Maria, ya wanna do some tricks with me, of course we need to stretch first, but do ya wanna give it a go?" - Harley

"Sure." - Maria

Ivy and Catwoman sat down on a couch a few feet away from where Maria and Harley stood in the empty part of the building. They started out with stretches, and to Catwoman's surprise (and Harley's delight) Maria copied Harleys streches perfectly.

"Ok, now that that's done, we'll start with some cartwheels, then move on to flips, then handsprings and so on." - Harley

Maria gave Harley a nod... and they were off... literally, Harley did a cartwheel into a handspring, and a few backflips, Maria executed it flawlessly. Harley did some more complicated gymnastics tricks, and Maria did it, Harley did triple backflips going into a cartwheel, into a summersault, and Maria did that perfectly as well. This went on until both Harley and Maria were slightly out of breath, both having massive smiles on their faces.

"Ives, please let her join, she's like a mini me." - Harley then hugged Maria and they somehow both tripled in cuteness as they both did puppy (or Puss In Boots style) eyes at Catwoman and Ivy.

"Sure Harley." - Ivy said walking over to give Harley a small kiss on the cheek.

"Okay... but she doesn't have a costume yet, and she still has to think of a name for herself." - Catwoman

"Is a mouse good, like a mouse themed costume, that or a Turtle themed one. What do you think Harley?" - Maria

"Mmmm, I like that with the mouse you can always toy with Cat, ya know, cat an' mouse stuff, turtle seems... weird even fawh Gotham, so personally I would pick mouse, just because of the cheesy jokes you could do." - Harley

"Very funny, ok then, give me a moment."  Maria then reached out her hand, her eyes then started to glow an icy blue, and a small portal opened in front of her, she reached in and pulled out a small pendant necklace. After she put it on a small mouce appeared and greated itself, Marias' eyes going back to normal after closing the portal.

"Hello I'm Mullo, nice to meet you all."

"Omg omg omg, It's soooo f-ckin' CUTE!" - Harley

"Best to assume all of them are extremely cute Harls." - Ivy

"What the Hell did I miss in the week I was gone?!" - Catwoman

"Ehh, not much, oh but Iron Man did fly aroun' Gotham a few times earlier this mornin' like a madman." - Harley

"Oh sh-t." - Maria

"Maria are ya ok? That was ya first official proper curse in my presence." Harley said looking over to the girl.

"He's gonna kill me." - Maria

"Wait, what do you mean Marigold?" - Ivy

"... He's my Uncle, and I never got to text him I was ok, since my phone died before I met you." - Maria

"Hey, I'm sure he'll understand, now what are we watchin'?" - Harley

"I think we have more important matters other than movies at the moment!" - Catwoman

"Ok, Me Myself and Irene it is." - Harley

"No! You basically kidnapped Iron Mans' NIECE!!!" - Catwoman

"Technically, she fainted and us bein' the good Gothamites we are, decided to take her with us, to make sure she was a-okay." - Harley

"I'm ganna need more than just a six pack of soda to get me through this... Just put the movie on already." - Catwoman

Catwoman sat at the far left end of the couch, next to her sat Ivy, then Maria, and then Harley, Bud and Lou by their feet. All of them sharing one big blanket (Becuase if Iron Man did show up, or any of the birds, then Maria was in a protective burrito and they may not see her right away) and they started the movie.

•—–·–—•

"Oh god, the poor cow." - Maria

.........

"Hahahaha, he stuck a whole f-ckin' chicken head in that guys @ss" - Harley

"The poor chicken." - Maria

"Maria you don't want to see this part." - Ivy then lightly covered her eyes for the ehem, chicken extraction.

.........

"Anyone up for another movie?" - Harley

"That depends." - Ivy

"Any suggestions Cat?" - Harley looked across to the other end of the couch to see Catwoman already sleeping.

"She took her cat-nap already? Seriously?" - Harley

"... What about Pirates of The Caribbean?" - Maria

"I'm good with that." - Ivy

And they started the next movie, Maria was happy, it felt like when her maman and papa would sleep with her when she made a pillow fort. It was a loving atmosphere, it felt safe, and nothing could ruin it. Marias' eyes became heavy, and she leaned her head on Harleys' shoulder, falling asleep after a few minutes.

Ivy paused the move looking over to see both Harley and Maria sleeping, soon Ivy also fell asleep in the comfortable silence.

…………………………

Around an hour later Maria woke up in a panic, she had a nightmare, and kept looking around frantically for someone with tears running down her face.

"What's the matter hun?" - Harley said looking around to see if someone had gotten in. When she looked back at Maria she saw that she was crying.

"What happened?" Harley asked in a kind voice that was filled with motherly love.

"I, just *hic* had a bad dream that's *hic* all, I'm fine." - Maira said trying to wipe the tears away.

"You're ok, I promise nothin's goin' to happen to ya as long as Ivy and I are here, ok hun?" - Harley hugged Maria, and she could feel the girl let out a few more sobs, and quick breathes.

"Thanks Maman." Maria didn't even realize what she had said, it just felt natural for her to say it.

"You're welcome hun." 'Omg I'm gonna cry, she called me maman!' Harley rubbed small circles over Marias' back, and began humming until she fell asleep, she continued to hug Maria until she also fell asleep.

•—–· Back to the Chaos Bat-Cave ·–—•

"What do you mean she's with two of Gotham City's Sirens?!" - Tony

"Tony, calm down, I'll call Selina, she can talk to them and get this all sorted out." - Bruce

"Your fiancee is a Gotham Siren too?! Why didn't you tell me?!" - Tony

"Why isn't she picking up? And unlike some people, this family doesn't like outing our secret identities... on live TV." - Bruce

"Oh well excuse me for not keeping my secret identity a SECRET!" - Tony

"I'll try calling her one more time." - Bruce

"Bruce, it's 3am. Who in their right mind ever stays up this late.... aside from this family." - Tim with a giant coffee mug in hand.

"... I'll just call her one more time." Bruce then connected it to the Bat-Computer so everyone could hear.

•—–· Back to the Sirens ·–—•

Catwoman's phone is ringing like crazy, waking everyone up, including a tired, annoyed, and confused Selina.

"Wth does he want at 3 in the morning?!" - Selina

"Just answer it so we can keep sleepin'." - Harley still hugging Maria

"I'm putting it on speaker, so you lot can testify against his @ss in court, for disturbing the peace."

•—–· Over to Batsy ·–—•

"Selina I need to ask-"

"WHAT THE F-CKING HELL DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND ABOUT A GOOD NIGHTS REST!" - Selina

"Oooooh, she sounds pissed Bruce." - Jason

"I'm sorry to call you at this hour, but we need to find a girl that looks just like every single one of my other kids." - Bruce

"Bruce... I thought we agreed that 7 kids was. the. f-cking. limit." - Selina

•—–· Back to the Sirens ·–—•

Selina looked over to Maria before muting the speaker.

"Do you want them to know you're here Kitten?" - Selina

"... I'm tired, I haven't had coffee, I have no filter, so f-ck it, act like you never saw me today, and let them drown in chaos. " - Maria

"I think I like filter less Maria." - Harley

"Okay." Selina shrugged her shoulders and then un-muted her phone, putting it back on speaker mode.

"Where was she last seen?" - Selina

"She was last seen with Harley and Poison Ivy, I want you to see if she's still with them." - Bruce

Selina looked over to Maria and Harley, both of them shook their heads with mischievous grins.

"I've been with them all day, and I haven't once seen a girl that looks like your kids. Now can I go back to sleep, and forget this ever happened?" - Selina

"WHERE IS MY NIECE!!!" - Tony

"Oh, hey Tony, didn't know you were there, don't know who, or where your niece is, but good luck trying to find her. Oh and Bruce, I'm shutting my phone off so you don't keep calling till the butt crack of dawn. And congrats it's now 4am. you owe me a lunch date, uh-ba-bye." Selina then hung up her phone and turned it off.

"That went pretty well if you ask me, now I'm going back to sleep." - Selina

•—–· Back to Batsy ·–—•

The room was silent for a few minutes before Jason spoke up.

"Does that mean that Pixiepop ran away and is even more lost now?!" - Jason

"Oh god, what do we do, what if she got hurt?!" - Dick

"What if she got kidnapped?!" - Jason

"What if she's with a big time Gotham Villain?!" - Dick

"... What if she got more coffee?" - Tim

"Oh Hell No" - Jason/Dick

"... Lets all go to sleep, and when we wake up, we'll head over to their base and double check. She could've just said that because I called her at 3am." - Bruce

"But my niece is still out there!" - Tony

"You're going to sleep Tony." - Pepper then dragged Tony to his room.

•—–· Back to Maria ·–—•

Selina went to a different part of the building, where Maria assumed the bedrooms were. Ivy had gone to the greenhouse to be with the plants, and now it was just her and Harley left on the couch, and she couldn't sleep.

"... Harley?" - Maria

"Yeah hun?" - Harley

"I can't sleep." - Maria

"Well, watcha wanna do till ya get tired?" Harley asked sitting up a little straighter to get a better look at Maria.

Maria gave a sly smile, and looked Harley in the eyes "Want to go free-running on the rooftops?"

"... Alright, but lets get some coffee, and a snack in us first." - Harley gave her a side hug, before getting up to go make the coffee, and grab some snacks.

After they had their coffee, they climbed to the roof of the base. Harley was in her outfit, bat in hand and ready to do some bonding.

"So, how does ya outfit work?" - Harley

"Like so, ready Mullo?" - Maria

"Yes Maria" - Mullo

"Ok, Mullo, Get Squeaky!" A bright light flashes, and when Harley could see again, Maria was in a dark gray suit, wearing black knee high boots, with a strip of pink at the knee, and black elbow length gloves with the same pink strip at her elbow. Her mask was a slightly lighter gray on the top part, and pink on the bottom. Her hair was pulled into two buns with pink ribbons that faded to gray, and to black at the very tip. Her jump rope around her waist forming a tail going just below the back of her knees.

"Just when I think ya can't get any more adorable. So what should I call ya?" - Harley

"You can call me Multimouse." - Maria

Soon they were racing and doing tricks off different roofs, they were really enjoying themselves. From one of the roofs they heard a commotion in one of the alleys, when they looked down they saw a man holding a woman at gunpoint.

"Not good, seems like he's got issues, probably lost his lover, most likely has additions to drugs and alcohol, and seems to be a little tipsy." - Harley

"I've got a plan." - Multimouse

…………

Multimouse droped a little way behind the guy, grabbing his attention while Harley got the lady to safety.

"You know there's a help center two blocks from here that would be more than willing to help you." - Multimouse

The crook just raised his gun to her trying to keep it steady as he spoke.

"Give me all your money little girl, or else I'll hurt you."

"1. That's not how you hold a gun. 2. That is no way to treat any girl. and 3. Instead of money, I'll give you my jump rope." - Multimouse

"Why the hell would I want your jump rope, that thing looks worthless." the crook lowered his guard enough as Multimouse pretended to hand over her jump rope, only to use it in a quick motion to dismarm the man, as Harley promptly knocked him out with one swing.

"Lets neva have ya at gunpoint again, okay hun? I'm afraid my heart can't take it." - Harley said while tying the crook to a lamppost.

"Sorry, but it was the best idea I could come up with at the moment, besides, any guy with a gun would feel like they have the upper hand if they're facing a random little girl with a jump rope, rather than Gothams' Harley Quinn with a bat." - Multimouse

"Sadly I'm just too popular with the kiddos on the street." - Harley

…………

They continued to stop a few more muggers on the way back to the base, and when they got back they peaked around the corner to see the whole Batfam plus Iron Man talking with Ivy and Selina.

"How much you want to bet we can get back out before they see us?" - Whispering Multimouse

"... Lets try hidin' in the kitchen." - Whispering Harley

As they tried to sneak by (still in their costumes) Selina just walks over and draggs them to the group.

"Here, now let me sleep!" - Selina

"Dang it Selina we wanted tah see just how long we could hide out in the kitchen!" - Harley

Selina did a double take now realizing they both went out.

"... You didn't." - Selina

"We wanted tah go free-runnin'! So what?" - Harley

"She could've gotten hurt Harls." - Ivy

"My suits magic, I am invulnerable to bullets, normal magic, swords, knifes, anything staby staby, and I can withstand any temperature in it." Multimouse said with a slight pout.

"Hold up, is she a magical girl?" - Red Hood in the background

When Selina let go both Harley and Multimouse went behind Ivy for protection.

"We can still make a run for it." - Harley whispered to Multimouse

"... Ok, I'll meet you on the roof." - Whispering Multimouse

Harley gave a nod as she slowly inched her wasy closer to the door that lead to the roof, as she saw Iron Man approach Multimouse.

"Please get out of your suit, we need to talk about why you're here-" - Iron Man

"Multitute!" - Multimouse

Harley then saw Multimouse shrink into dozens of tiny little versions of herself as her clones spread out in all directions, one of which was heading right for her.

"Wth, you never told us she could use magic!" - Red Robin

Harley picked her up, and slipped through the door without anyone noticing.

"That was great, but how do ya get back tuh normal size?" - Harley

"Simple, I just merge back with my clones." As she said this, all her clones came back, and she merged with herself, becoming normal sized again.

"Where to?" - Multimouse

………… So now The Batfam is trying to find many long gone Mini-Multimouses, and Harley seems to have disappeared with her. Harley and Multimouse are now running over the roofs, heading for Wayne Manor.

"So why are we going to Wayne Manor?" - Multimouse

"Because, Batsy will neva think of lookin' for us at his own home, at least not fawh a little while." - Harley

When they arrived at the Manor, Multimouse de-transformed as Harley knocked on the door.

"Ms. Quinn, Ms. Maria, pleasure to see you here, please come in." - Alfred

"Are any of the bat-birds here?" - Harley

"Ms. Barbara, Ms. Stephanie, and Ms. Cassandra are the only ones here at the moment." - Alfred

"Do ya think you can keep us bein' here a secret from Batsy?" - Harley

"Harley? What are you doing here with Maria?" - Barbara

"It seems that Ms. Harley and Ms. Maria are now playing hide and seek with the rest of the family." - Alfred

"Did someone say hide and seek?" - Steph

"Yes, so could we maybe try and keep this a secret from everyone else, please?" - Maria

"Sure, it was starting to get boring around here. We can all hide in the living room no one ever use. Barbara you show them the way, I'll get the food/drinks and boardgames." - Steph

"Is this alright with you Alfred?" Maria

"It's all right Ms. Maria, you can hide out in the old living room." - Alfred

"Thanks Alfie, ya the best." - Harley

"Thank you Alfred." - Maria

"Ok then, follow me." - Barbara

…………

In the old living room, Harley, Maria, Barbara, Steph, and Cass began to formulate a plan.

"Ok, so the best way for them to never find you is to have your phone off, stay away from any and all cameras, and show your face to no one." - Steph

"So, do you have anything in mind that you might want to do?" - Barbara

"Can we put them on a wild goose chase?" - Maria

Cass nodded to Marias' suggestion approvingly.

"I can hack a few traffic cams to help with that." - Barbara

"We can also throw in some useless hints, to throw dem even further off our scent." - Harley

"Good idea Harley." - Barbara

"Thanks, but how long do ya think we should make it last?" - Harley

"As long as Maria wants it to." - Barbara

"Then let the games begin." - Maria.

•—–—–·†·–—–—•

Chapter 5 complete. Hope everyone is stayin' safe, Rockin' those Positive Vibes, and havin' an absolutely wonderful day. BUG-OUT 🐞💮🐞

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/63410458 by stuxky When Harley, newly presented alpha, visits Tony for a week, Peter realizes that not only do fated mates actually exist, but he might have one himself. Peter and Harley become inseparable as they are unexpectedly shoved into romance by their own stupid biology. And when Harley has to go back home, it only gets worse. Tony and Mrs. Keener aren’t on the greatest terms, but Tony’s nothing if not determined to sort this out and get Harley back to New York. Cue clueless teens, sex-Ed from FRIDAY, bra shopping, a very weird new “Bonded Pairs” class for sixth period, nonstop giggling with the friend group, and figuring out how to “be sexy”. Tagged underage because Peter and Harley are in high school. Words: 8211, Chapters: 3/15, Language: English Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Underage Sex Categories: M/M Characters: Peter Parker, Harley Keener, Tony Stark, Harley Keener's Sister, Harley Keener's Mother, Ned Leeds, Michelle Jones (Marvel), Betty Brant, Liz Allan (Marvel), Background & Cameo Characters, Happy Hogan, Pepper Potts Relationships: Harley Keener/Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Harley Keener & Tony Stark Additional Tags: Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure, Tony Stark Acting as Harley Keener's Parental Figure, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Omega Verse, Alpha/Omega, Alpha Harley Keener, Omega Peter Parker, Alpha Tony Stark, Domestic Fluff, Fluff and Smut, Fluff and Angst, Fluff and Humor, Fluff and Hurt/Comfort, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Mating Bites, Mating Bond, Mating, Getting Together, Tony Stark Has a Heart, Harley Keener Needs a Hug, Protective Harley Keener, Paternal Instinct, Nesting, Long-Distance Relationship, Scenting, Scent Marking, Scents & Smells, First Time, First Time Blow Jobs, First Time Bottoming, First Time Topping, Loss of Virginity, High School, Protective Tony Stark, Sex Education, Awkward Flirting, Awkward Conversations, Dirty Jokes, Sleepovers, Coming of Age, Coming In Pants, Dry Humping, Rutting, Sex Toys, Friday is a good bro, Love Confessions, Dating, Smut, Intersex Omegas, Peter Parker Has a Vagina, Tony Stark Is Trying His Best, bra shopping, Sexting, Phone Sex, Sexual Overstimulation, Light Angst read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/63410458

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Batsis

Baby-batsis / Toddler-batsis stories are bold

Headcanons

Batsis being babysat by aunt Harley and aunt Pam

Being a ghost that ‘haunts’ the manor would include

The Batfam reacting to Batsis having the Meta-gene

Batsis!reader x Roy Harper

The Batfam reacting to Batsis dating Roy Harper…

Asian!Batsis

Lost, Found and Consequences (toddler!batsis)

Model!Batsis

ADHD!Batsis

Half!Cat!Batsis

Batsis x Supergirl

The next CEO 

Being the oldest sibling

Sneaky!Batsis

Jon Kent x batsis!reader

Healer!Batsis

Middle eastern!Batsis

Aftermath (Angst)

Starstruck Summary: Batsis enters her first year of high school and her brothers don’t like the idea of her being asked out 

OneShots

Confusion Summary: Batsis has her first kiss, which is followed by a lot of confusion

We have a problem (x Young Justice) Summary: After a mission takes an unexpected turn you’re welcomed by some strange consequences

You punch like a girl (Toddler!batsis) Summary: young!Batsis defends the girls in her school against a bully

It’s gonna be okay Summary: You (Batsis) have a bad feeling about a mission and when you get there you get confronted with your brothers‘ worst fears

Ukhti Summary: When both you and Damian are nowhere to be found on a rainy day, your other brothers conspire about what could’ve happened, but they’re in for a surprise.

Jelly Bean (toddler!Batsis) Summary: (Don’t wanna spoil)

Independence Summary: In which Batsis is very independent, but the family wants her back in the manor…Angst and Fluff ensue.

Changes Summary: Your family notices that you start to change. When you deny the changes they start to investigate… What they find doesn’t make them happy.

Moonflower Summary: It was a rather usual evening for you, a Gala, trying to avoid the mayor, getting kidnapped- what more could you want from your night?

Masquerade (Moonflower pt 2) Summary: When the Riddler keeps ghosting around in your mind you know that you have to do something about it, that you couldn’t keep on harbouring feelings for him, so you put on your mask and make your way to find a distraction, but sometimes the things we see when we wear masks are not the things we expect…

Magical/Misery/Massacre (Moonflower pt 3) Summary: You and Ed are at a point in your realtionship were you have to decide what your future will look like… Will it be happy, will it be sad… or will it be something else entirely… find out in this Chose your own ending story where you can decide which ending you and Edward get…

Pretty hair (Toddler!Batsis) Summary: A cute wakeup, a gala ahead and a rather hairy problem. Will Batdad be able to handle it?

A sweet life (baby!batsis) Summary: A little excerpt of a day of baby!batsis lifes and all the sweetness

Pretty Princess  Summay: You and Steph have a plan. That plan includes Damian, a dress and your phones...

Overworked Summay: Your on your way to be the next C.E.O. of Wayne Enterprises, but the road is filled with challenges and a lack of self-care that your family can’t help but worry about (based on this)

Specials

Happy Hallowayne Summary: Read Headcanons and small story-bits about the best Halloween party ever in Wayne manor and all the troubles and all the fluff that comes with it

Preferences

Teach me how to dance (Bruce, Alfred, Dick, Cass, Damian, Steph)

Pregnant!Batsis

Drabble

Copy or Individual Prompt: “I’m (Y/N) Fucking (Y/L/N)”|” Are you proud of me?”

Viral hit Summary: What happens when you accidentaly post a TikTok of you in your suit with Batman in the background?

You clean up nicely Summary: Bruce worries because you are late to a Gala, but when you arrive - in a suit instead of the usual dress- he couldn’t be prouder...

Stress and School are both six letter words Summary: School is a bitch and it’s stressing you out. Lucky for you there’s a family behind you that will always take care of you

Social Media Au

Batsis having a girls night out with her sisters

Being newly adopted into the Wayne family

Batkid!reader (gender-neutral)

Headcanons

DJ!Batkid

Batfam x reader

Headcanons

Mothering the Batfam would include…

The bat-boys in our universe…

Bataunt x Harley Quinn

OneShot

Club ‘Illusion’ Summay: With your hero work taking up most of your time you decide to find an outlet - that outlet turns out to be your own soon to be opened club. On the V.I.P. list for that evening? Two of the most important groups of people in your life. The only problem: they have yet to meet each other, not to mention the little fact that you’ve been keeping not just the club a secret...

Preferences

New Year’s Eve with the Bat Kids… ( Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian, Steph, Cass, Harper, Babs & Duke)

Song Pranks on the Batkids… (Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian, Steph, Cass, Harper, Babs & Duke)

You’ve got to be kitten me… (Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian)

Pets, Cuddles and surprised brothers (Bruce, Dick, Jason, Tim)

Affection comes in a lot of forms… (Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian)

Batboys x Cosplayer!reader (Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian)

Dying in their arms… (Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian)

Pixie hair cut (Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian)

Pregnant s/o (Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian)

Social Media Au

Song Pranks on the Batkids… (Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian, Steph, Cass, Harper, Babs & Duke)

Batparents

Headcanons

Being Batmom and marring Bruce would include… (part 1)

Being Batmom and pregnant would include…(part 2)

Batmom teaching Dick how to cook…

OneShots

The bedroom down the hall (Angst warning) Summary: After Jason’s death you know it’s time to pack up the things in his room, but will you be able to cope with all the memories and the fact that your son is really dead? (Inspired by “In the bedroom down the hall” from ‘Dear Evan Hansen’)

Magic Mom (finished): -Dick’s arrival (1/5) -Jason’s arrival (2/5) -Jason’s death (3/5) -Tim’s arrival (4/5) -Damian’s arrival (5/5) Summary: Being Batman’s wife was one thing, being a strong magician a whole other thing, now, what happens if you combine those two and add motherhood? Welcome to the life of the Batfam’s very own Magic Mom…

Momma is a badass? Summary: Your Children don’t know about a big part of your past, but when the situation calls for it, they find out, one way or another

Drabble

Content Summary: When you come home, you’re not as happy as Bruce expected. Fluff ensues (but it’s really short)

Dick Grayson

Headcanons

Being Dick Graysons daughter would include

Batmom teaching Dick how to cook…

Dick Grayson x Unkillable!reader

OneShots

Birds ‘n Bees Summary: Dick gets hurt on a mission

Drabble

Misunderstanding upon Misunderstanding Prompt: “And I’m dead”|”Another bad date?”

Social Media Au

Dick’s S/O coming back from a weekend trip with Damian

Jason Todd

Headcanons:

Jason Todd x Stark!reader

Have you met my family? Summary: After you start dating Jason you want to meet his family, but maybe you’re closer to them than you think

OneShots

Private Tutoring Summary: Jason needs some private tutoring and because of Damian, You (who can’t stand Jason) have the job

Do Angels giggle? Summary: A rumour of an angel kidnapping criminals and leading them to a path of justice and Jason is on the suspect’s track. He hasn’t expected to be caught and he surely hasn’t expected what met him there…

Jaybird Summary: One day you meet a boy in dirty clothes and give him food, he becomes your best friend and then he leaves and dies. In his name you start helping others like him. Then you meet a man in a Red Hood.

Drabble

Rise and Shine Summary: You wake Jason up in one of the prettiest ways…

Luckiest thing Summary: On the fourth of July you have a little surprise for your husbands family

Conventional Prompt: “Nothing about us is conventional”|“You scared the shit out of me!”|“I don’t think I could love you any more than I already do.”

Daddy dearest Summary: You’re spending an afternoon with Dick when you’re boyfriend Jason calls you and there is a little misconception...

Pops Summary: When a mysterious Woman arrives at the manor looking for our favorite Butler Jason could’ve sworn it’s love at first sight...

Social Media Au

Imagine being pregnant with Jason’s child and the other bat kids are a bit shocked since you’re only 19

Tim Drake

Drabble

Perfect Moment, frozen in time Summary: Tim is just perfect in your eyes…

Shoulder Piegon Prompt: “That looks like it hurts…”|” You always look beautiful.”

Baby, it’s cold outside Prompt: “You’re freezing, Jesus” | “Sometimes I just want to cuddle, okay? Is that so bad?”

Social media au

Farmlove Summary:  When Y/N Kent goes back to Smallville to spend some time on her grandparents’ farm alongside her brothers and her aunt, she expects a calm, peaceful time. She gets something else though…

Damian Wayne

Headcanons

Being blind and Damian’s S/O… (Part 1)

Being blind and Damian’s S/O… (Part 2)

Kind and Lovesick… (Slightly Yandere!Damian🔪)

They’ll pay…

Destructive Love (Yandere!Damian🔪)

“I’ll take care of you’ (Yandere!Damian 🔪)

OneShots

Something real Summary: Damian hates the people who attend his father’s Galas and he doesn’t think there’s one real person there, only for him to be surprised…

Time flies by when you’re in love Summary: A timeline of your time with Damian and how you became a couple…

A thing of honour Summary: Keeping your alter ego a secret from Damian was all fun and games, especially since he seemed to hate your superhero persona while loving your “normal” you, but what happens when he finds out about the whole thing in the worst way possible…

All that counts Summary: It was supposed to be a simple go-in-get-out mission, but it quickly got out of hand, Damian finding himself unable to do anything. Now unsure of if you were even alive, his heart is ripping apart. Will you come back to him?

The one that got away Summary: With a mysterious past on your pack you make your way to Wayne manor to find Damian Wayne, only to be faced with our favorite butler and a nice cup of tea…

Smiler Summary: Damian Wayne doesn’t smile. Ever. So when he suddenly starts to do so after reading text messages and receiving calls from an outsider his siblings get suspicious. Shenanigans ensue.

Rescued (Yandere!Damian🔪) Summary: Everything was finally perfect for Damian. His perfect little Darling was so well behaved and finally pregnant like he had always wanted, but now someone unexpected turns up at his door. Someonw who could ruin everything he had worked for...

Reality Check Summary: It was a normal day for you when the sidewalk literally opens up and swallows you whole only to spit you back out into a world that you thought only existed in comics before. There you meet a certain Vigilante and things get more complicated very, very quickly...

The Future Is Now Summary: Your best friend Damian is gone on a mission with the Titans and while you constantly worry, you just want him to come back home save. When your welcomed home after patrol by the team with a clear lack of Damian - instead a man who looks eerily familiar - you were not prepared for your world to be rocked the way it would be...

Drabbles

A what? (Crack) Summary: You have a mission and you’ll even use the dirtiest of tricks to get what you want

Traning Session Prompt: “Your hands are so small!”

Broken Leg and shattered Ego Prompt: “You’re really special to me.”|“No more stupid stunts, [please?]”|“You scared the shit out of me!”

Be with me  Prompt:  "You're gonna get your heart broken"|"I know but I'm at the point where I just want to be loved romantically even if it's fake lol"

What friends are for... Summary: You and your best friend Damian have a deal: No matter how much you fight you’ll never stay angry at each other. The only thing is his family doesn’t know about that deal...

People are gay dude (male!reader) Summary: Damian’s brothers want to find out who Damian is dating only to be surprised

Social Media Au

A mystery to unveil (Masterlist) Summary: After you upload a picture to make sure that every girl in Gotham knows that Damian is yours, it’s his family’s personal mission to find out who that newly found Mystery Girl is…

Welcome to the Gotham Academy Bats (Masterlist)  Summary: Y/N Y/L/N is the head-cheerleader of the Gotham Academy Bats, with her boyfriend Jackson (the captain of the football team) on one side and the mysterious Damian Wayne, who she keeps on getting closer to, on the other. What will happen when things get complicated?

Roy Harper

Headcanons

Batsis!reader x Roy Harper

The Batfam reacting to Batsis dating Roy Harper…

Kara Denvers

Headcanons

Batsis x Supergirl

Jon Kent

OneShots

He doesn’t like you…Or does he? Summary: Jonathan Kent is nice to everyone. But that makes you unable to figure out if he actually liked you or just acted like it. Something has to be done…

Drabble

Confession Prompt: “I’m fucking terrified and I don’t know what to do or how to stop feeling that way, okay? I’m scared…”|“I need you…”

Clark Kent

Injustice Yandere!Superman x reader

Oliver Queen

Headcanons

Dating green Arrow would include…

Young Justice

OneShots

We have a problem (x Young Justice) Summary: After a mission takes an unexpected turn you’re welcomed by some strange consequences

Riddler

OneShots

Moonflower Summary: It was a rather usual evening for you, a Gala, trying to avoid the mayor, getting kidnapped- what more could you want from your night?

Masquerade (Moonflower pt 2) Summary: When the Riddler keeps ghosting around in your mind you know that you have to do something about it, that you couldn’t keep on harbouring feelings for him, so you put on your mask and make your way to find a distraction, but sometimes the things we see when we wear masks are not the things we expect…

Magical/Misery/Massacre (Moonflower pt 3) Summary: You and Ed are at a point in your realtionship were you have to decide what your future will look like… Will it be happy, will it be sad… or will it be something else entirely… find out in this Chose your own ending story where you can decide which ending you and Edward get…

Harley Quinn

Headcanons

Bataunt x Harley Quinn

Incorrect Quotes