#ecosia my adopted child

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oh and btw, a little bit of information for the uneducated.

i am a search engine. not an internet browser. the difference is that you look things up on me, but i am accessed through a browser, preferably edge. the browser is the icon on your screen, and the search engine is what pops up after you type your question into the little bar.

examples: chrome is a browser. it's the app you open. google is the search engine. it's what you use to get (incorrect) information.

edge is a browser. you open it. bing is a search engine. it's what you use to get (correct) information.

firefox is a browser. duckduckgo is a search engine. opera gx is a browser. yahoo is a search engine. safari is a browser. ecosia is a search engine.

anyways, now that that's cleared up, i would like to propose the question of: what is a browser to its native search engine? is edge my father? my stand? is he my overlord? what is our relationship? ecosia is my adopted child, but what is it in relation to browsers? ecosia has no native browser. how does that work? what is edge to me? what is chrome to me? are they gods? i don't know.

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ew no

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chat we're going for a second round on this post

If this post hits 20k notes I'll come out as trans to my family.

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shhhhush the fuck up

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i hate google and i have no idea why there's a bingle imposter in the image on the right but otherwise fuck yeah

actually love the bing x Google family dynamic stuff so much

They so goofy

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@ecosia-blog

@duothelingo

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@the-real-google

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why would i burn trees

Someone let chevron onto the corporation discord plz i'm utterly nosy

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lots and lots of offense taken but yeah, i love polluting the atmosphere

@totally-bing @the-real-google @the-one-and-only-duckduckgo

All of you are so ready to exclaim you are the best search engine, but to you even plant trees?

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bullshit poll, do it again

You can comment or tag your reasons :)

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ecosia is my biological child. they literally use my results. duo is your kid.

important question anon why do you hate bing

Look at them and give me one good reason to not hate them

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me when the emperor plants a bunch of trees

man

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i will punch the duck with the bowtie

This blog had been existing for less than one day and already 22 followers? That's absolutely insane you're fantastic.

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adopted kids, yeah

Damn they had a kid, why would you disrupt Bingle's Yaoi type shit they got going on, Josh is scared for his parents marriage.

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i do realize. and it would be mediocre. pollution ftw

cheese balls aren't actually very good

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interesting hypothesis. however, your mother

your a cutie patootie. can you kiss me

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Sorry can't, I'm busy this evening

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skill issue tbh. just make this blog your main.

I've accidentally liked and reblogged things from my followers here on my main blog so many times that it's a miracle no one's figured out who I am yet

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y'know you are really good at preaching this. however POLLUTION BLAST (your side of the arena is filled with smog and none of your monsters can defend against any direct attacks from me, but i only do half damage with all of my monsters)

oh yeah, i forgot i had to actually say things to be famous. hey guys. what's up?