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SamAteDeansMasterlist

My parents said I should be more organized so I started by organizing my Tumblr.

Yo what’s up, I’m SamAteDeansBroccoli, 18+, never learned how to read. I drink angst for breakfast and have hurt/comfort for an afternoon snack. Nothing on this blog makes sense. Run while you still have a chance to keep your sanity.

I go by Stress, Sam, Broccoli, saMatedEansBroccoli, or Samaté Dean's Broccoli for short. Sometimes I write fanfiction, most of the time I just reblog things. Any pronouns.

More about me here!

Ready to lose your sanity? Check out my works shown on my masterlist below!

Currently obsessed with: Call of Duty, Star Wars, Phantom of the Opera, Counter-Strike, DC Heroes, anything medical or aviation related

Wanna contact me elsewhere?

Ao3: Jak_the_ATAT

Discord: call of booty#7229

Instagram: HistoryMightBeFun

My comic sideblog: @comicsoncrack

Join my MW discord!

My COD ask game

How to work this Masterlist

Categories are listed based on what most followers would find the most interesting to the least interesting. Each category will have one recommended suggestion under it. If you want to see more in that category, click on the header to access a page with more choices. This is to keep the masterlist nice and short. 

Fanfics

Adler’s Little Fish (Call of Duty, kid!Bell)

A little girl abandoned in Trabzon leaves Adler in a very chaotic lifestyle as he tries to balance his hunt for Perseus with taking care of the child. 

Analyses and Headcanons

Adler’s Body Language

Had Bell paid attention more, they would have seen Adler manipulating them.

Art

Mason x Woods chibi drawing

I love these two beans. 

OCs 

Sim MacCallen (Call of Duty: Black Ops 2/Call of Duty: Mobile)

VTOL mechanic Sim MacCallen continues to wonder why Broccoli can’t spell his last name right half the time. 

My shitposts

Click on the header to access the “BroccoliGoneWrong” tag. 

NSFW Frank Woods

He’s just that sexy.

Fairly Odd Asks (sometimes)

Cow milk and trans people?

Cow milk and trans people pt. 2

Jeff Bezos on the moon?

RDJ Dogboy p1. 1

RDJ Dogboy pt. 2

Trolling a Sex Account

Trolling a Sex Account pt. 2

Trolling a (Normal?) Account pt. 3

Favorite Reblogs

Anatomy embroidery

Angry frog

Anime sword

Anti-Anxiety Helpers

Are you winning the future, son?

Bitch in Morse code

Camels in the road

Car color yellow or orange?

Charging handle FSB vs. CIA

Clicky things for bad nights

Cooler Igloo

CTS avoidance exercises

Dead but not really

Drawing Masterlist

Evergiven door stuck

Exaggerating your pain

In-depth Novel Asks

Jeff Leech’s YouTube Comment

Life help hacks

Leet World family art

Legolas’ “And my bow”

Lost generation 1918

Map date flow chart

Masterlist of descriptions

Modern tap dancing

Nathan Drake scribble art

NCMoodboards

People are awesome

Pretty art w/ Chinese

Simu Liu stock photos

Story structure

Totally accurate family tree

Wide Chris Redfield

Who’s on first shirt

Writing MCD

Writing trans characters masterlist

Writer’s Resource Masterlist

Writer Website

Y/N vs. Barbie

Miscellaneous

Rickrolling @enderio count

Rickrolling @smokeywhalee count

Rickrolling @echo-three-one count

Rickrolling @helenpxrk count

Rickrolling @ricinbach count

Rickrolling @straightembarrassment count

Rickrolling @quizzyisdone count

Rickrolling @whimsywispsblog count

Rickrolling @little-miss-makarov count

My Chaotic COD introduction

List of CODs

Please do not reblog this! 

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