#ebenezercore

[snugglybitch]

This winter and holiday season is EBENEZERCORE*. We are shutting ourselves in, and everything is covered in dust and lit by solitary candlelight. We are wearing ankle-out cunty little nightshifts and flirty little sleeping hats. We are eating hot potato soup. We are wearing knitted shawls. We are being woken up every hour by vengeful drag queens who will read us for filth and make us see the error of our ways. This isn’t the season for chores or extroversion or the unbearable weight of societal standards. This is the season for barring the windows, coveting our most precious trinkets, and snuggling up in a four-poster bed whose curtains the townsfolk would absolutely pawn post-mortem.

(*classism not included)

[mafaldaknows]

Just in time for some humbug 🎄🤨🙃

were replacing coquette aesthetic with ebenezercore

[ocelotlesbian]

made this b4 going to sleep a few days ago.... it's absurdly fun to dress characters in goofy getup

[yuleprobablydiealone]

You've switched to weed. It's been awhile but also Grandma doesn't mess around. You're getting paranoid. You hear soft melodic noises at the front door and hard scrabbling at the chimney.

Whatcha do?

/I check the door, it could be snacks

/I check the chimney, this has that ebenezercore energy I long for

[tomatoluvr69]

I’ve reached a tier of ebenezercore where it’s actually organic and routine, and not at all an affectation, to blow out a candle each night to signify bedtime

[tomatoluvr69]

I’m literally straight up Ebenezercore

[louisegluckpdf]

wat happened to your wrist re: ebenezercore candle

undoubtedly the most interesting outcome of that post has been the amount of people concerned about my skin. it was eczema i think

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

say it louder. op’s room also has CHRISTMAS LIGHTS IN IT smh. don’t claim to be ebenezercore if you aren’t willing to shun christmas and terrorize your underpaid secretary

were replacing coquette aesthetic with ebenezercore

[tomatoluvr69]

My ebenezercore bath bc the overhead light in the bathroom is NOT helping me beat the autism allegations in fact it is my mortal enemy and I already confiscated 2/3 bulbs from the fixture lol

I’ve reached a tier of ebenezercore where it’s actually organic and routine, and not at all an affectation, to blow out a candle each night to signify bedtime