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vampyroteuthid · 7 months ago

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just had possibly the worst walmart experience of all time somehow. and then literally sat in the parking lot and added up the receipt because i couldn't fathom two bags of groceries being so much and thought perhaps the guy made a mistake but shit is literally just that fucking expensive now. 👎🏻

#went through regular checkout because i was buying whiskey (its my friends birthday and i am celebrating in spirit and i dont buy alcohol #very often so i didnt know you could go through self checkout with it) and the cashier was struggling greatly with the machine and it took #literally probably 10-15 minutes after all the items were scanned for the machine to unfreeze or whatever. he had to call someone #people behind me were Not pleased #AND THEN i get home and find out rotisserie chicken juice has spilled and gotten all over everything. 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻#AND the vibes are so fucking weird in this place rn #eating chicken and drinking whiskey now hopefully the remainder of the day is kinder to me 🧿#cat trying to eat my chicken #me

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