#eating a burger rn mmmm

[castielsprostate]

eating a burger and pushing the meat back into the bread is like having the most intimate and grotesque sex, juices all over you as it clenches back into there, its mess dripping down your fingers as it begs to be pushed in again

[tex-now]

i dont feel like doing it in tags again so. things rose eats unusual ways. note, i dont always do these and its gotten to be less as i get older but still

first peeling nerds. second i take my toast and i eat the crust off then peel it apart. then eat each side. third i like the frosting off donuts and peel the outside off abd eat that. uh i eat kitkats layer by layer. sometimes i would peel the cheese off pizza and then wipe the sauce off and then eat the bread cus i hate tomatoes and sauces. mmmm i cant think of more rn but im sure there are some. byeeee

Thank you for indulging me I appreciate it

I eat things weirdly too I organize my gummy bears by color and quantity and then eat them until they're all equal. Then I eat them based on least to most favorite color

I do the same things with cupcakes that you do with donuts

There are more but I forgor

Oh I don't like condiments like at all

I when it comes to food that has multiple parts of it like a salad or ramen with meat toppings I eat the parts separately instead of mixing them together like I'm supposed to. I also do this with burgers

[neoprowl]

Whip cream burger: starring skalidor, kai, ketsuki(contains kamen rider wizard refrence)

Kai: alright! *Sets down three perfectly grilled hamburgers* I! Kai smith! The fire ninja present elemental burgers! Cooked with my own flames!

Skalidor: Finally some good grub! *Pats on growling gut* I'm starved! *Digs in*

Ketsuki: ......*sprays whip cream on burger meat and eats* mmmm...now its tasty

Kai/skalidor: *cringing hard Rn*

[sardonic-the-writer]

Same grrr omg why are they so jfkdhhejsjwijksj

Also their is this Midwestern burger place tgat is so retro and im about to go eat their rn and its fueling my st!ss duo passion *lipbite*

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YES YES YES YES

RETRO PLACES ARE SO MMMM 🎉💅

We have a very gay, but closeted vibe. We are the besties

[bexxiebaby]

21 questions!!

Rules: Answer 21 questions, then tag 21 people you want to get to know better.

Tagged by @peachy-boo

Nickname: bexxie!! or bex

Zodiac: libra

Height: 5′3/4″

Last thing I searched: “ayurveda birth constitution quiz” my therapist wants me to look into ayurveda for eating foods that will boost my health or smth? im not entirely sure, that’s why im looking it up lol

Favorite musician: mmmmmmm pat the bunny

Song stuck in my head: right now i’ve got “from here to utopia” by pat the bunny in my head its like,, one of my favorite songs of his

If I had a time machine would I go back to the past or to the future?: gah. id like to go to the future where (hopefully) things are better and we’ve saved our planet and people are treated as people and also where capitalism isn’t a thing

Do I get asks?: not as many as i’d like! only gotten a few so far. reminder that my ask box is for questions and my messages is for business!!!

Following: only 120 so far! (on this tumblr mwahahah)

Would I rather be rich or famous?: honestly neither. id rather have a simple, comfortable life where i can meet my needs and the needs of others around me 

Amount of sleep: oooooooof i do NOT sleep well. like i’ll aim for 8-10 and only really get a few good hours of sleep

Lucky number: 13!!! 

What I’m wearing: tank top and boxers (;

Dream job: *shrugs*

Dream trip: honestly i’d really like to go to the pacific northwest, i’ve always been drawn there

If I were an animal: kitty!!! give me all the pets and attention (;

Favorite food: sweets!! but if we’re not talking about sweets then potatoes tbh

Favorite books/films/shows/games: i used to be such an avid reader but i dont really have time anymore :( but i super love futurama, bobs burgers, bojack horseman, adventure time, LOTR, all that nerdy shit lol

Do I play any instruments: i’m a professionally trained singer!!!! 

Describe yourself as an aesthetic: my ideal aesthetic is witchy viking warrior, but rn id say im more of a hipster art hoe

mmmm i really dont have people to tag but feel free to do this, y’all!!!