#eaten by mountain lions or maybe griffons

[jahaliel]

The OC Interview

I was tagged by the lovely @i-dropped-the-chief RULES

1. PICK ONE OF YOUR CHARACTERS

2. FILL IN THE QUESTIONS/STATEMENTS AS IF YOU ARE BEING INTERVIEWED FOR AN ARTICLE AND YOU WERE THE MUSE.

3. TAG PEOPLE TO DO THIS MEME: No - unless you see this and want to. Under a cut for length, all about my gal Nemo.

1. WHAT IS YOUR NAME? Lady Nemo D’Vidas, she who does not Sleep

2. WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME? [Nemo raises an eyebrow and the interviewer coughs and moves on]

3. DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU WERE CALLED THAT? I took this name for personal reasons.  The title was a gift from the people of Vidas whom I saved.

4. ARE YOU SINGLE OR TAKEN? I will not be answering questions about my relationships.

5. HAVE ANY ABILITIES OR POWERS? Yes.  And in self-interest and the off-chane you may be a spy for New Elvhenan I will not be detailing them.

6. STOP BEING A MARY SUE. You have one question to convince me that continuing this interview would be a good idea.

7. WHAT’S YOUR EYE COLOR? [Nemo rolls her eyes just a little, sighs and then answers] Currently they are grey.

8. HOW ABOUT YOUR HAIR COLOR? It is the colour of Rhodolite garnets.

9. HAVE YOU ANY FAMILY MEMBERS? Yes.

10. OH? WHAT ABOUT PETS? Not at this time.

11. NOW TELL ME ABOUT SOMETHING YOU DON’T LIKE. This interview.  Wasting my time.  People who judge without understanding.

12. DO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIES/ACTIVITIES YOU LIKE DOING? I enjoy music.  No I will not sing for your amusement.  I also enjoy reading and practicing my weapons work.

13. EVER HURT ANYONE BEFORE? Yes.  I have fought in several wars for the safety of the world. 14. EVER…KILLED ANYONE BEFORE? I believe I just mentioned the wars?

15. WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL ARE YOU? [As this question leaves the interviewers mouth, he blinks and is suddenly no longer in the comfortable house that belongs to the Lady of Vidas.  Instead he is in the wilderness, the sun is setting with no supplies.  Nemo smiles slightly, and grabs the list of question he’d left behind]

16. NAME YOUR WORST HABITS. No, I don’t think I’ll answer that one. But maybe some of these will be decent questions.

17. DO YOU LOOK UP TO ANYONE AT ALL? There are several people who are a big influence on how I live my life.

18. GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BISEXUAL? None of your business - if I hadn’t kicked him out before then this might have done it.  Not to mention the lack of other options.

19. DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL? I’m *cough* over 9000.  I do enjoy learning but I haven’t done formal schooling in long years.

20. DO YOU EVER WANT TO MARRY AND HAVE KIDS ONE DAY? If I did (again) I would not be here.  And no children.

21. DO YOU HAVE ANY FANBOYS/FANGIRLS? The people of Vidas insist on a bunch of shiny titles so I guess?

22. WHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID OF? At this point not much phases me.  I guess its that I’ll never be good enough.

23. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY WEAR? Whatever I feel like. 

24. DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE? Yes.

25. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WET YOURSELF? [Nemo rolls her eyes and wonders if the large pack of predators are still nearby.  They’d appreciate a nice meal.]

26. WELL, IT’S NOT OVER YET! [Nemo stifles a giggle]

27. WHAT CLASS ARE YOU? (HIGH CLASS, MIDDLE CLASS, LOW CLASS) I am the Lady of Vidas.

28. HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE? I appreciate each and every one of my friends.

29. WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON PIE? Pie is good.

30. FAVORITE DRINK? Jasmine tea

31. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE? The mountains of Alderaan, The forests of Victoria, The fields of Vidas.

32. ARE YOU INTERESTED IN SOMEONE… ...

33. WHAT’S YOUR BRA CUP SIZE AND/OR HOW BIG IS YOUR WILLY? ...

34. WOULD YOU RATHER SWIM IN THE LAKE OR THE OCEAN? Ocean.

35. WHAT’S YOUR TYPE? ...

36. ANY FETISHES? ...

37. SEME OR UKE? TOP OR BOTTOM? DOMINANT OR SUBMISSIVE? ... ...

38. CAMPING OR INDOORS? Indoors although I do enjoy the occasional camping trip.

39. ARE YOU WANTING THIS QUIZ TO END? It’s a good thing that the reporter isn’t here.  Remind me to make sure they are vetted more carefully before the next time I agree to an interview