#eat ur greenz

[sch1z0grypz]

u can beez my kneez if u kno what i meenz 🤫🐝🔥🔥🔥

[loveelysprout]

Eat ur greenz

snoopy of the day

[religion-is-a-mental-illness]

In teh beginning, Invisible Man make univerz. Invisible Esrth wuz invisible. Invisible man say, "I can has light." Gots light. Light iz good, iz not dark. Invisible Man can has day and nite. It be furst.

Invisible Man can has expanz. Below expanz in water. It happen. Above expanz he call "sky". It get dark, then lite: nex day.

Invisible man can has water over here, no water over ther. It happen. Not water iz "land". Water iz "seas". Iz good.

Invisible Man say, "I can has vegitashun." It happen. Land had lots vegitashun, all kindz. Iz good. It get dark again, then tile: day tree.

Invisible Man say, "I can has big lite in day, small light in nite." Teh Earth gots light. It happen. Invisible Man make big lite in day, small light in nite. He make starz, too. They go in sky. It good. It get dark again, then lite day fore.

Invisible Man say, "I can has fish n` birdz." Fish go in water, birdz go in sky. It good. Invisible Man say, "make lots little fish and little birdz. Fish make fish in water; birdz make birdz in air." It get dark again, then lite: day fife.

Invisible Man say, "I can has aminulz." It happen. Invisible Man make kitteh n` cowz n` snakez n` stuff. Iz good.

Invisible Man say, "I can has man that look like me." He rules. Invisible Man make man like hin, boy and gurl. Invisible Man tell man, "ur in mai Earth, pwnz0rz mai aminulz". And u eats fruitz. Aminulz eats greenz.

Invisible Man saws creayshunz; iz good. It get dark again, then lite: day sicks.

Teh heavenz n` teh Earth wur done. Invisible Man finish on day sevn. He rest: Caturday! Invisible Man make Caturday holy` cuz he no work.

"Adam n Eve"

This wus how teh Heaven n teh Earth wuz made. When Invisible Man creat dem, ther wuz no plantz cuz ther wuz no rain n no man. Then water cames. Invisible Man make man from durt. He breath on man. Man can has life.

Invisible Man can has Garden o Eden. Man goes in Garden. Invisible Man made treez that look purty n taste yummy. Garden can has in middle, good tree n bad tree.

A river goes out of Garden fore wayz. One way iz Pishon: it go thru Havilah, land o gold. (Gold iz good. Ther iz pearlz n onyx, too.) Tree way is Tigris: It go bia Asshur. Fore way is Euphrates.

Invisible Man put man in Garden o Eden to wurk ther. Invisible Man say, "u can eats from any tree... but not good-bad tree` cuz u will has death."

Invisible Man say, “Iz not good for man to be ‘lone. I make helpur.”

Invisible Man made kittehs n birdz. He take aminulz to man so man can name dem. What man call aminulz, that wuz name. Man name cowz n birds n kitteh, but he not have helpur. Invisible Man make man tierd.

It finally makes sense.

[alectaylorr]

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