#eat the rich more like sink the rich ig

[iholli]

like don't get me wrong it is 100% absolutely sad what's happening with the Titanic submersible and condolences to the families who have to pick up the pieces from this. but if you paid a quarter of a million dollars to get on an untested tube of claustrophobia named Titan made with over the counter camper parts that is literally held together with bolts and prayers and is controlled by a fucking knockoff Xbox controller, all with the intention of further disturbing a hundred year old gravesite with worse visuals than if you just looked at pictures on your phone, you absolutely sent yourself to your death. You asked for that shit. You literally signed your death warrant.

Titanic wants to be left to rest and she is proving that in any way necessary. If they even find that rust bucket it's going to be at the bottom of the ocean in her corpse, left to corrode with the rest of the graves.

[lucasdoesnotcare]

Most expensive group burial:

(Titan submersible)

[jackrrabbit]

Bloodlust /// Sanemi x f!Reader (18+)

Summary: A naive demon is waylaid by the Wind Hashira.

A/N: Might fuck around and get back into KNY…Sanemi is one mean bastard, and I’m here for it. Be warned—this is pretty brutal (not by canon standards, but still). ngl I’ve missed writing stuff like this 🥺

Tags/warnings: sadomasochism, noncon, hatefucking!!!! is def the best way to describe what happens in this fic, threats, violence, demon reader & demon things, primal, degradation, outdoor sex, bloodplay & marechi kink stuff, yandere? obsessive fixation ig, some creative liberties have been taken with canon

You’d almost forgotten what it feels like to be weak.

Strength came with the territory when you were turned into a demon, along with the hunger: all-encompassing, oppressive, like you’re starving every second you’re not eating. Apparently you’re better able to control your hunger than other demons, not that you’ve met many—none, actually, other than the one who turned you. He was the one who told you to exercise control, who told you that you’ve done well to stealthily pick off prey that wouldn’t be missed instead of attracting attention. He was the one who told you about demon slayers.

You almost laughed at the idea at the time. A group of humans who tried to resist demons? Tried to kill them? How? Every human you’ve encountered since you were turned—hunters, mostly, men who’d wandered into the woods looking for something to eat—has been pathetically weak against you. Life as a demon is simple. As long as you stay in the shadows and avoid the sun, you have nothing to fear.

Sometimes you daydream about making your way to a village and gorging yourself, but you don’t mind the hunger so much. You can get by on scraps. And besides, the demon who turned you warned you not to go overboard. He said to stay away from the humans’ notice—not that the threat of some human calling themselves a “demon slayer” bothered you. You know how strong you are; you can feel it in your blood, your muscles, your bones. You don’t understand how a flesh-and-blood human could threaten that.

You don’t understand…until you meet him. The Wind Hashira. You should’ve listened to the warnings about demon slayers.

Bitter.

It tastes bitter, and you try to ground yourself on that taste, the sharp, bitter-wet flavor of the grass and dew and earth because the slayer is shoving your face into the dirt and the copper from where you’re biting into your lip and holding back the sound of your voice. Not that he cares, probably. But you don’t think you could take hearing yourself moan for a human while he carves the shape of his cock into your pussy.

How did you…get here? Facedown, barely holding yourself up on your elbows, chest and stomach shoved into the grass with your back arched up and your kimono ridden above your hips… Fuck, you can barely remember the fight, his ability, him wrestling you into the earth and shoving his weight down on you and bringing his blade to his own arm and—

—his blood, so rich and thick and sweet that even recalling the smell of it sends a wave of heat through you and you whine under your breath. The hunger overtakes everything else you’re feeling, but only for a second before with a twitch of his hand the Hashira brings the edge of his sword to the tender skin of your throat. “Ah-ah,” he rasps out a laugh even though his voice is heavy and strained. “What was that? Are you starting to like it?”

“K-Kill you, I’ll—kill you,” you snarl, but you and him both know the threat is empty. You tried. And you failed.

“Fucking demon whore,” he spits, and the blade slips just enough to draw a hair-thin line of red across your neck, earning a yelp from you even though you don’t dare move any more for fear of letting it cut you deeper. When you go still, he grunts and you can hear him shifting position in the grass, angling your hips up so his cock can sink in again. “Asking for it…fuck…”

“I wasn’t—nngh—ah, ahhh, s-stop—you can’t—” Your words are coming out in babbles, barely intelligible but it’s his fault. He’s pushing up at your womb, pulling out in short, quick thrusts and slamming his cock back into your cunt so hard and rough it’s like he’s knocking the breath out of your lungs. It hurts, ithurtsithurtsithurts, an ache deep in your core and accompanied with a heat and tension that you hate even more than you hate the pain, because it means he’s right. You—no, your body, your traitorous pathetic weak body that submitted to his so easily—it’s starting to like this.

“How’s it feel?” He’s mocking you, fisting his fingers in your hair and wrenching your head back so he can look you in the eye. “Does it hurt?…it hurts, right? Good.”

“—i-it doesn’t—“ You don’t even believe it yourself.

“Yes…it does. Guess even a demon bitch like you can’t take me that easily.” Somehow the slayer’s hips keep pumping deeper, pushing his fat cock through your walls and against the entrance to your womb until you’re certain your unnatural healing can’t keep up with the bruising in your cunt. Your fingers are scrabbling in the grass, digging clawed nails into the earth—the little nick on your throat has already knitted itself back up, but the tension in your pussy is a dozen—a hundred—times worse.

“—stop, let me go—“ Debased. Lower than an animal. You’d be begging if you thought he would listen.

“‘Stop’? How are you going to...ungh, make me stop? Want to try to fight me off again?” He pulls out (you hate the way your cunt feels when he does, hot and slick and empty) and his grip on the sword slackens, easing up enough to give you a scanty inch of movement. “Go ahead, give it a try.”

The slayer’s taunting you—just like you taunted him at the start of this, when you first challenged him, when you thought he was a human—and, and somehow he is, still human and yet just as much a monster as you are. More. You’ve been cruel, you’ve done evil things, but you did them to survive. Fuck, you shouldn’t—shouldn’t have taunted him, shouldn’t have boasted, should’ve stayed hidden in the dark. You didn’t know. He wasn’t supposed to be this strong.

Your muscles are shaking from exertion as you brace your hands against the ground, trying to push up against the weight of his body so you can right yourself, but it’s futile. Within a second (less than a second) of your attempt to move, one of his scarred hands slaps over your wrist and crushes it back into the dirt, grip so tight you swear you can almost feel your bones grinding underneath. You snarl, try to twist yourself away from him but the hilt of his sword slams down flat against your other hand so hard you feel a dull pang of surprise that nothing actually breaks.

“So weak…try that again and I’ll use the sharp end.” His chest is moving back on top of yours, and you recognize the silent rhythm of the movement.

He’s laughing at you.

Weak. You know it’s true. You thought you were so strong, but compared to this Hashira you’re nothing. Pure unadulterated defeat is written in every cell of your body, and whatever animal instinct you have left from your human life is telling you to roll over and accept that he’s the predator, and you’re nothing more than prey. But the mockery, the ease with which he holds you down, the goddamn fucking laughter sparks a fresh wave of hatred and you thrash and squirm underneath his body. “You’re dead, you—I’ll kill you, I’ll tear you apart, they’ll be picking bits of you out of this forest for weeks—“

The red haze over your vision is so heavy that you barely notice the blade tilting into position—not over your skin, but against his. You only register what he’s doing when the glint of sunlight on the blade reflects brilliant white, and you catch a scarlet line of blood beading against it. You pull back, eyes going wide, trying not to inhale but your lungs betray you and,

oh ohhh fuck it smells good smells so good you want it you want it so fucking bad you’re going to die if you can’t taste it you need it you need it you NEED IT.

Your muscles go slack. You’re salivating already, dizzy from hunger, so intensely focused on the smell of his blood that you can’t help your compliance as he pulls your hips up into place and slips his cock back into your pussy. Only when it starts to hurt again—a dull soreness now, because he’s slowed his pace to push his thick shaft into you inch by inch—do you feel that same prickle of hatred and disgust, but who cares who cares that you’re getting fucked because the smell of his blood is driving you out of your mind with need.

You no longer have the self-control to hold back your voice, and when the slayer hears the pathetic little mewl dripping out of your mouth from the sensation of him filling you up, he laughs again. But this time you don’t care, you just want him, want his body, his blood. Your jaw snaps open and shut on instinct and you whine, pleading, because you’re past the point of believing that you can beat him.

“You like that? Want to taste?” His voice is softer now, but the vein of mockery still runs clear through every syllable.

Your head jerks up and down desperately and then he draws his hips back and slaps his cock between your aching walls, pushing a huffed “uhhn!” out of your lips—but you don’t pull away. You can tolerate this, if it means getting to taste that blood dripping down his fingers, over the sword grip still held in his palm, just to be wasted on the grass. Out of your reach.

“So docile now…think I could get used to this,” the slayer sighs, adjusting the position of his thighs so he can thrust into you lazily and deeply. “F-Fuck, you’re—tight, you know that? All hot and sticky inside…”

“—let me have it, need it I need it, why—“ Your head is spinning, feels like you’re…what? The intoxication is hitting some note deep in the recesses of your memory, a past life you aren’t supposed to be able to recall. Bitter taste on your tongue, liquid pouring, fuzzy edges bordering your vision. Drunkenness.

“Little demon bitch,” he growls, tapping the blade lightly against your neck when you snap your teeth at him again. “Said you were going to kill me, yeah? But now you’re moaning like a whore…”

You try to muster a denial, but you can’t.

The slayer’s other hand twists underneath the two of you to press up on your lower belly, pushing into the place where his cock is nudging up against your womb. You keen at the pressure, the slow friction against that little patch in your cunt that makes you slicker every time his cockhead passes over it. “Feel how deep I am in your cunt…? I can—feel your pulse on my cock, fuck.”

You can feel it too, your heartbeat echoed in the twitches of your pussy around his skin, quick and fluttering from the drunken stupor his blood has forced you into. Every sense is heightened, and the weight of his hand pushing up on your belly just makes it worse…or better. You’re not sure.

He swallows, and with his body on top of yours you can feel his heavy breathing puffing out over the bared skin of your neck. “Can demons even cum? If you can get wet, then you can cum too, right? I bet I can…bet I can make you cum, you fucking whore. Wouldn’t that be nice…get you creaming on my cock, make you my little fuckpet…”

His hand slips down from your belly to rub roughly at your cunt, pushing into your skin to seek out the little button at the top—and the feeling of his hands on you like this, the sharp jolt of pleasure somehow sends a splinter of clarity through your delirium. “No,” you wail, hearing how wanton you sound and hating it. “I can’t I can’t, please, please don’t make me—“

“Quiet.” His thick forearm wraps around your neck, tightening against your windpipe and cutting off your voice. “Learn your place, demon—the only reason you’re alive is because you’re a nice wet hole for me to use. So when I tell you to cum—“

His pace picks up, hips knocking yours deeper, splitting you apart while he swirls his fingers around that sweet spot—and then the smell of copper gets thicker and he’s pushing his bloody hand against your mouth—

“—you cum.”

You’re not sure whether it’s your cunt or the taste of his blood smearing over your lips that does it, but as soon as he says the word you shatter like glass. The heat is brutal horrible delicious and so overwhelming you’re surprised you’re conscious through it—every hair is standing up on end and your body pulls tight like a bowstring, arching your backside into his hips so you can feel every inch of your cunt sucking around him.

It’s bliss—sickeningly sweet, burning like fire through you—without thinking, you eagerly lick the scarlet liquid off his hand and fuck somehow, somehow, it tastes even better than it smelled—feels like you could live off just the blood in your mouth but you want more, you’d die for it, you’d do anything, and your teeth are bared ready to puncture his skin deeper when—

Cold steel slides up under your jaw, almost nicking one of the veins pumping blood up to your hazy brain. “Keep—ahh, yesss…d-damn it—keep still,” the slayer rasps. “No teeth.”

He’s not finished.

Every muscle in your body aches for you to ignore him, but the knowledge of how easily he could separate your head from your body makes you obey, dragging your tongue over his still-bleeding cut instead of biting down. You can hear the noises of damp skin against skin issuing out from where your bodies meet, but you’re not sure whether it’s from you lapping at his fingers or his cock pressing in and out of your sopping-wet cunt. Probably both. Not that it matters.

The slayer’s head lowers—you know it by the angle of his cock inside your twitching pussy and the faint tickle of his hair brushing against the skin of your neck—and then you feel his teeth sinking into the side of your throat. They’re blunt, of course, as harmless as any human’s, but the primal dominance of the action sends a shudder through you.

“Not bad…looks like demons are good for something after all. I think I might just keep you,” the slayer laughs. His voice is too close—you want to flinch back, spit at him, bite—but you can’t. You’re helpless.

You’re weak.

[sdr2lovemail]

I just noticed that you are alive again! So um.. I've been thinking for QUITE a while of a relationship Ultimate Impostor x Ultimate Leader (in the killing game ig?), idk why. If the requests are closed feel free to ignore this. Thank you!

You could say that I am a fan of Imposter's work. Even tho there is not a lot of content about them out there I still love them dearly.

And yes I died for a minute but have risen from the grave to continue my writing career. I hope you enjoy what I have written my friend because I absolutely love it.

⚔Mod Peko⚔

Spoilers for chapter 1

The Ultimate Imposter disguised as Byakuya Togami and the Ultimate Leader butt heads but also kinda wanna kiss each other

Teenagers and a killing game are bound to fall into chaos. Teenagers, a killing game, and no supervision will cause more chaos. That’s why they need a leader. Someone strong and brave to guide them. However two ultimates wanting to be that leader, teenagers, a killing game, and no supervision will cause even more chaos.

Breakfast was a usually calm time. Everyone just wanted to eat and get on with finding a way off this forced school trip. However there were some mornings where everyone seemed to be full of energy. Akane and Nekomaru were engaged in a fierce 1v1 training session. Chairs, tables, and food flying throughout the air from the power of their moves. The restaurant was in total disarray and with your talent of being a leader you must do something to calm the crowd. Standing up you set your arms behind your back and call out to your classmates.

“Everyone! This is-”

“Sit down, common folk. You will all cease this foolish behavior and stop wasting food.”

“Huh?”

At the mention of wasting food Akane quickly stops her fighting. She then pulls up a table and chair from the mess of the restaurant and begins to chow down. You look at where the voice came from and see Twogami sitting at a table with a plate. Just because this guy is loaded he thinks he can be a better leader than you? Oh you will just have a quick word with him to set the record straight. With quick strides you tap him on the shoulder giving him your best stern look. This look helped you strike the feeling of order into people. But Twogami doesn’t look impressed at all?! No you can’t let him see you falter. Standing up straighter than ever you begin to speak.

‘Hey what’s the big idea? I’m the Ultimate leader. I don’t need your help guiding our class.” You told him with a grim expression. Twogami gave you a look over before setting down his fork. He wipes his mouth off with a napkin before standing to face you. His intimidation factor was off the charts. Can money buy such a scary aura?! After adjusting his glasses he begins to speak with a sigh.

“Listen I, Byakuya Twogami, am much better suited to be in charge. You may have your impeccable wits and title but that is nothing compared to being next in the Togami line. Now are we done here? I would like to finish my food”

Not even giving you a chance to respond he goes right back to eating. Even with your ultimate status this guy intimidates you a lot. But you will not be backing down. He thinks he’s so high and mighty you’ll show him high and mighty.

The days feel like they’re getting heavier. Monokuma’s annoying voice rings in your ears. There’s no way you’d believe that memory loss garbage….And even if you did, you had to stay strong for everyone. Twogami’s party did nothing to calm the tense feeling in the air. You decided you were going to check this abandoned building from top to bottom before anyone steps foot inside.

You do not see Nagito when you first step in. Maybe he’s cleaning somewhere else. Teruteru was said to be in the kitchen. Entering the main room of the building you see Twogami rifling through what looks to be a metal case. Hearing the floors creak under your weight he looks over. Upon seeing you he sends a glare.

“And what are you doing here? I don’t remember you having to prepare anything.” There was a doubtful tone to his voice. Twogami was trying to let this party go off without a hitch. And he wasn’t going to let some commoner ruin his plans. Though behind the rich boy costume Imposter did feel kinda bad. They felt like they were trampling all over your pride with their Byakuya act. However this was their ultimate. And as Twogami….No. Just as themself, if that even existed, they will keep their classmates safe. Even if they have to hurt some feelings.

“As a leader it is my duty to keep everyone in order and assure maximum safety. I plan to do a total sweep of the place before the party.” And like he did to you, you did not give him a chance to answer. You quickly turn around and exit out into the hallway missing the look of awe on Twogami’s face. Walking past the fire door you come up to the kitchen. Before you can reach for the door it swings open revealing Nagito. Strange….If Teruteru was already in the kitchen there was no need for Nagito to be in there. The lucky student passed by with a smile yet spoke no words towards you. Also strange. Nagito usually said something when passing. He deemed it rude not to say hello to an ultimate.

Entering the kitchen you see Teruteru at the counter. He doesn’t seem to notice you coming in. The usual smile on his face is replaced with a look of fear and he’s shaking like a leaf. Stepping closer seems to have caught his attention as he jumps. The look of fear is swiftly changed into a smile yet he’s still shaking. Teruteru then grabs a knife and begins chopping at some vegetables. Seems as if he’s trying to make it seem like he was simply taking a break.

“W-Why hello there. Heh, what could I do for you?” He’s shaken up quite a bit. Not a single flirty remark in that sentence and Teruteru sure did like to tease about your strong authority. You stand tall and look down at the chef. He visibly shrinks back. Looking him dead in the eye you start to command him.

“You will tell me what you have discussed with Nagito Komaeda.”

This caused Teruteru to tense up. Setting down the knife he grabs a comb from his pocket and begins to bring it through his hair. Though there isn’t a hair out of place on his pompadour. Appears to be a nervous habit.

“I uh….I have no idea what you mean mon ami~. We were simply discussing plans for the upcoming party.” Teruteru had tried to come off as collected but you knew better. He wasn’t making eye contact and he was constantly fidgeting. Nagito told him something and you were going to find out what.

“Teruteru Hanamura! I command you to tell me what Nagito had told you. Simple party plans would not have such an impact on your demeanor.”

This seemed to have caused a reaction in him. He began to blubber as words poured out of his mouth like a dam cracking under pressure.

“He came in here and told me that he had plans to murder someone at the party with the knife he had hidden under one of the tables in the dining room. He planned to overload the breaker in here with irons in the storage room to cause a blackout so he could grab the knife and kill someone during the party. I-I begun to form my own plan of stopping him….by….killing him?” The last part of his word vomit stuck with Teruteru. He would’ve had someone’s blood on his hands and would send the rest of his class to their own demise. “Oh my god I was going to kill him!” Teruteru then sinks to his knees before you.

Your face softens as you see the mess of a chef on the ground. Nagito was planning a murder? Why would he share this information with Teruteru? Dropping down to his level you set a careful hand on Teruteru’s back. “Listen. I’m going to go grab Twogami and you’re going to tell him what happened. And we’ll come up with a solution.” You normally wouldn’t call for backup, but as this was his party you felt he had the right to know.

You cautiously leave the kitchen and begin to look for the blond. Not able to find him in the building you exit to the hotel grounds. Noticing the while suit and blonde hair you call out to him and ask for him to come back. Leading him to the kitchen where Teruteru still sits slumped on the ground he listens to what you already know.

A look of disgust crosses Twogami’s face before he sets off to the main room. After announcing your departure to Teruteru, you follow him. Nagito is there setting up tables and dusting the furniture. He was about to offer the two of you a cheerful greeting but is cut off by your demand for him to exit the grounds. Not wanting to upset an ultimate that is clearly in higher ranks than he is, Nagito does not question it. He leaves the abandoned building to rest in his cottage to wait for permission to be allowed back in.

Looking under the tables you find the knife that Teruteru had mentioned. Grabbing it proceeds to coat your hand in wet paint. So Nagito had just planted this. But what’s the paint for?

“Set the knife in the duralumin case I brought on the left. I am currently using it to store anything I deem unsafe.”

You let out a scoff before setting the knife in the case. He sure does love bossing people around even in dire situations. Well….I guess that’s your talent so you can’t really speak. After doing a check of the rest of the tables, Twogami walks up to you with something in his hand. It’s a handkerchief with the Togami family crest. Imposter spent many hours perfecting the stitching of the symbol. You give him a confused look about the offering. Seeing the expression he rolls his eyes.

“Close your mouth before flies start to swarm. This is to wipe your hand off. I don’t need paint smears ruining the image of my party.”

“What? I can’t wipe paint on something as expensive as that. That handkerchief probably cost more than my house. I’ll just go wash it in the bathroom.”

Upset by your stubborn nature, Twogami grabs your wrist and begins to wipe the paint off himself. After your hand is clean he drops the cloth into your hand. “I expect that to be washed before it’s returned to me. Now I have some important matters to discuss.”

Stuffing the handkerchief into your pocket you give Twogami your full attention.

“I have decided that after this little incident we need to up the security. I would ask Nekomaru but I wish to keep this between us. Letting the public know that two people were planning a murder would cause chaos. When it’s time for the party you will help me conduct body searches. I’d like for you to keep an eye on the party with me to make sure no suspicious activity is at play.”

While normally you would make a fuss about him bossing you around with people’s lives at stake it was simply not the time for that. Nodding once he finishes speaking, you and Twogami complete one last look of the place before the party starts.

It’s time for the party and the two of you are set up outside of the abandoned building. After checking everyone and confiscating anything deemed dangerous, the party is in full swing. Everything is going smoothly. 11:30 was nearing and at the corner of your eye you see Nagito inch closer to the table. Knowing you shut the irons off you pay this no mind. There’s no way he’d try to pull anything when everyone can see him. A quick look of confusion crosses his face as the lights are still on. The confused expression is swapped for one of despair. There’s a creepy smile on his face and his eyes are clouded. Even if the blackout did not occur Nagito can still pull through with his plan.

He suddenly flips the table cloth over and goes to reach for his knife. Everyone at the party has eyes on him. Before he can fully register that his knife is in fact missing Nagito is pushed to the ground. His arms are pressed against his back and his face is squished into the floor. Multiple confused cries echo throughout the dining hall. Nagito recognized this tactic. After hours upon hours of researching the ultimates he’s sharing a class with he could easily tell that this was your work.

Twogami with Nekomaru in tow walks over to you and the detained lucky student. An agitated expression is on the heir’s face. He looks down at Nagito.

“You dare to think that I would let your plan continue? [Name] and I knew about your scheme and were quick to put a stop to it. And the fact that you would try to pull through with it in broad light is despicable.”

Anger, disgust, and confusion are present in the crowd of your classmates. Trying to make sense of it all Akane speaks up.

“I’m so friggin’ confused. What plan did Nagito have? Need me to beat him up for ya?”

You were quick to diminish the violent thought. “No, that will not be necessary as he has already been disarmed.”

“Nagito had planned out a murder.”

Twogami’s words caused a commotion in the dining hall. After hearing the noise from the kitchen, Teruteru cautiously enters the room fearing the worst. Though a feeling of relief washed over him after seeing Nagito on the ground.

Nekomaru lets out a strangled noise. His teeth are clenched and his fists tightened.

“You were going to murder one of your classmates? THAT’S INEXCUSABLE! Please [Name] allow me to detain him somewhere away from everyone. SOMEONE LIKE HIM CANNOT WALK FREEEEE!”

Looking over to Twogami as if silently discussing what to do he sends you a nod. Removing Nagito from your grasp he is quickly put into Nekomaru’s. The coach is quick to remove him from the premises. With a sigh Twogami faces your classmates. Pushing his glasses up he begins to apologise.

“I am sorry you all had to see that. And I am sorry that my exquisite party must draw to a close here. Exit the building and head to your cottage for the night.”

Though shaken, everyone proceeds to leave in groups. No one wants to walk back alone fearing that someone will try something. With just you and Twogami left he turns to face you.

“That was quite impressive. What you did back there was helpful in getting Nagito detained. I believe that we should come to an agreement. Yes we are fine separately but together I feel that we could do an outstanding job at keeping everyone safe.”

Twogami extended a chubby hand out for you to shake. This handshake would seal the two of you into a partnership. One of which would keep your class safe. Looking from his hand to his face then back to his hand you sit there in thought. This could be a wonderful idea. With two people working together that’s like double the safety. With a smile you shake his hand giving it a tight squeeze.

“I think I’d like that Twogami! From here on out the two of us are now Jabberwock Island’s health and safety committee.”

[blossom-hwa]

Okay I'm super sorry if I'm requesting too many things but I was listening to holiday music while driving home from work yesterday and was suddenly struck by the need for some chaotic holiday/winter shenanigans with the boyz, if that's okay? Reader involvement isn't necessary! Pretty please and thank you sooo much ❤❤❤ -🌻

You’re not requesting too many things don’t worry Sunny!!! I literally owe you everything for half the fics I’ve written in the past year so there’s no way I could refuse, also this is what the drabble game is for!! I hope you enjoy this half-baked bullshit LMAO

3-year anniversary drabble game: send me an NCT/WAYV/Stray Kids/The Boyz member + a prompt (check out the post for ideas) and I’ll write a drabble for you!

(don’t think I've mentioned it but all of these text aus are in the same universe lol)

(also this ended up not being as holiday-ish as you probably wanted.... SORRY)

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Title: Holiday Shenanigans

Pairing: no pairings, just the boyz being dumb

Triggers: a lot of cursing

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quick clarification:

papi: sangyeon

angel: jacob

moon scribblez: kevin

new kid: chanhee

starbucks tissues: changmin

sundae: sunwoo

bread: younghoon

the better hyun: hyunjae

the better jae: eric

professional rollerblader: juyeon

foodie: haknyeon

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new kid: I'm going to commit murder

sundae: who’s he making empty threats about this time

new kid: IT’S NOT AN EMPTY THREAT

moon scribblez: who wants to hear about the cockroach that fucking crawled out of my mop today!!

papi: pls don’t tlalk about it I was scarred for life

moon scribblez: IT’S YOUR TUTORING CENTER IT’S Y O U R FAULT WE HAVE A COCKROACH INFESTATION

papi: it’s not an infestation Kevin

new kid: is no one going to pay attention to my murder

angel: I will! but I won’t be an accessory

moon scribblez: I BEG TO FUCKING DIFFER

moon scribblez: THAT THING WAS HUGE IT WAS MORE LIKE A SPIDER JFC

new kid: I love you jacob

moon scribblez: IF I SHAKE THE FUCKING MOP TODAY AND COCKROACHES CRAWL OUT I’M QUITTING MY FUCKING JOB

angel: love you too <3

sundae: /barfs/

papi: #1 sunwoo just bc you’re allergic to emotion doesn’t mean the rest of us are

papi: some of us are capable of love

new kid: JI CHANGMIN ISN’T

papi: #2 I don’t own the center I'm just the center director therefore I do not take responsibility for any possible infestations we may have

starbucks tissues: I heard my name :D

new kid: sTOP FUCKING TERRIFYING ME WHEN I’M JUST TRYING TO WORK

new kid: IT’S ALMOST C H R I S T M A S HALLOWEEN IS G O N E

papi: therefore take it up with the owners @ moon scribblez

starbucks tissues: but it’s always halloween :(

moon scribblez: I TOOK THE MOP TO THE SINK

moon scribblez: PUT IT THERE AND TURNED ON THE FAUCET

moon scribblez: A FUCKING BROWN SPIDER-LOOKING COCKROACH BITCH ASS C R A WL E D OUT

moon scribblez: AND YOU WON’T TAKE RESPONSIBILITY??????????

papi: I just deal with the parents and the kids not bugs

new kid: it is NOT ALWAYS FUCKING HALLOWEEN

new kid: IF YOU WANT TO CELEBRATE

new kid: CELBRATE C RH SI T MA S 

moon scribblez: time to pin it on ella

starbucks tissues: :(

sundae: now look what you’ve done chanhee

sundae: you’ve made him sad

new kid: I GOT TERRIFIED BY A NUN MASK AND YOU CARE ABOUT IF H E’ S SAD????????????????

starbucks tissues: :(

angel: I think I'm going to head out

angel: I don’t think even I can heal this rift

moon scribblez: well if jacob’s out I'm out

moon scribblez: I have a solution to my problems 

papi: just don’t get me involved

moon scribblez: no promises !

starbucks tissues: I can scare ella if you want kevin :)

moon scribblez: YES FUCKING PLEASE

papi: I'm going to get fired

moon scribblez: maybe so :D

new kid: no one cares about my problems I see

new kid: everyone hates me

sundae: ya it’s bc you’re the new kid

new kid: I exist only for pain 

~

bread: so hyunjin told me to tell changmin to stop using various horror movie masks to terrify him at work

starbucks tissues: so out of work is fair game?

bread: idk he didn’t specify

bread: probably

starbucks tissues: :D

the better hyun: oh what the fuck this shit isn’t normal

the better hyun: it’s impossible for someone to be so cute but so terrifying

starbucks tissues: I'll take that as a compliment :D

the better hyun: it isn’t but whatever makes you happy ig

the better jae: changmin

the better jae: I only ask that you leave the nun mask and chucky doll at home when we have our christmas party

starbucks tissues: well that’s no fun :(

bread: changmin I'm sorry but your idea of fun is very different from ours

bread: Jacob back me up

angel: I'm sorry changmin but he’s right :(

starbucks tissues: :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

the better hyun: by the way for the party

the better hyun: who’s doing what???????

the better jae: I'm bringing the xbox!!

foodie: I'm bringing cookies !

papi: I'm cooking with Kevin and juyeon

professional rollerblader: yes it’s going to be fun

professional rollerblader: Kevin says he’s going to make a cheesecake

the better jae: can I save a piece for jisung??

moon scribblez: if we don’t eat all of it

new kid: why

new kid: why did I just hear screaming from the tutoring center

moon scribblez: oH MY GOD SANGYEON

professional rollerblader: TAHT WAS GLORIOUS

sundae: what happened

foodie: why do you only show up for chaos

sundae: I only exist for chaos nothing else is worth my time

the better jae: fair enough

angel: what happened? I thought I saw someone fall ??

angel: but I'm across the walkway so idk :(

angel: is everyone all right?

papi: I think I have a concussion

moon scribblez: oh please you just fell off a tiny stepladder

professional rollerblader: can’t believe sangyeon just fell off a stepladder trying to put up a fucking Christmas stocking 

papi: I hate christmas

papi: I hate everything

moon scribblez: the kids are laughing

moon scribblez: I think I'm going to bust a lung

papi: my dignity has been stripped and I no longer want to live

the better hyun: wait juyeon why are you even there 

the better hyun: you don’t even tutor

foodie: ‘does she even go here’

the better jae: ‘does she even go here’

foodie: ERIC

the better jae: HAK

sundae: oh wow amazing their brain cells conjoined into one single coherent thought and of course it had to be a mean girls reference

starbucks: how did this start out with younghoon telling me to stop scaring hyunjin at work

bread: honestly I don’t know

~

moon scribblez: winter break is upon us

moon scribblez: and I can now bask in the fact that I don’t have to teach spoiled rich assholes basic math for two whole weeks !

papi: speak for yourself

moon scribblez: your fault for being center director

angel: I hate to agree with Kevin and be mean but you really did bring that upon yourself sangyeon

papi: want death

professional rollerblader: no don’t die! we need your food for the party tomorrow

papi: can’t believe all you care about is my food not even me

sundae: did you expect anything different

papi: on a regular basis no

papi: but it’s the holiday season

new kid: holidays are a social construct made to force us into the world of capitalism and giving our money to fat fucking corporations like amazon

starbucks tissues: if I could give Jeff Bezos a heart attack with my nun mask I would

new kid: that’s the only use of that mask that I approve of

starbucks tissues: turn around

the better jae: was that

the better jae: was that new

bread: I don't think I've ever heard chanhee scream that loud

foodie: I’m at the food court and I heard that what the fuck

foodie: the build a bear is like all the way down the mall what the fuck

starbucks tissues: :)

bread: I think that scream rivaled changmin’s dolphin levels

sundae: brb still dying of laughter

sundae: I'm so happy I caught that on video

new kid: Kim sunwoo

new kid: don’t you fucking dare

sunwoo: [ 1 video attached ]

new kid: someone’s dying tonight

professional rollerblader: I can’t believe I missed this I'm so mad

foodie: I think the fake Santa Claus looking over in abject horror just adds to it

starbucks tissues: ^^^

new kid: someone’s dying tonight

angel: there there

angel: no one’s dying tonight

new kid: someone IS

new kid: AND NOT EVEN JACOB CAN STOP ME

the better jae: bet changmin’s mask can

new kid: I'm ripping that fucking mask to shreds

starbucks tissues: :(

bread: now he’s hugging the fucking mask like it’s his baby 

bread: [ 1 image attached ]

the better hyun: as I have said before

the better hyun: it is not normal for someone to look that cute while holding a fucking horror movie mask

papi: I've come to accept that none of you are normal

papi: I think it’s best for your sanity to accept that too

moon scribblez: I'm so late but I'm also rolling on the floor with laughter

papi: can confirm he’s actually on the floor

papi: Kevin you give our center a bad name

moon scribblez: I deadass do not care

moon scribblez: you gave me ashley today so I'm giving you chaos

moon scribblez: suck it <3

angel: she can’t be that bad?????????

moon scribblez: Jacob I know you’re an angel

moon scribblez: but you don’t understand

angel: I guess I don’t :/

~

foodie: I'm going into a food coma!

foodie: don’t attempt to contact me for the next twenty four hours peace <3

sundae: we wouldn’t have in the first place

foodie: :(

angel: sunwoo don’t be mean :(

sundae: fine

sundae: sorry hak

foodie: :)

new kid: the power of one Jacob bae

starbucks tissues: he prevents wars with just his smile

bread: all hail the angel

the better jae: *bows*

angel: guys pls

moon scribblez: no they’re right

moon scribblez: he took me home last night when I was drunk off my ass

moon scribblez: a true angel

angel: guys pls I'm blushing :(

papi: can confirm ! I'm sitting next to him

papi: also he made me hangover soup so can confirm the angel bit too

professional rollerblader: honestly if Jacob wasn’t here we wouldn’t have survived last night

professional rollerblader: he de-escalated Mario kart

professional rollerblader: stayed sober

professional rollerblader: took people home

foodie: all hail Jacob bae

the better jae: I thought you were in a food coma?????

foodie: came back to pay my respects to our lord and savior Jacob bae

the better jae: ok valid

angel: g u y s

the better hyun: has this conversation just become an all hail Jacob bae conversation

moon scribblez: do you want to fucking argue about it

the better hyun: no on the contrary

the better hyun: I'm joining

the better hyun: alL HAIL JACOB BAE

papi: amen

moon scribblez: aMen

professional rollerblader: a fucking men

angel: I'm going to start crying guys pls

new kid: NO DON’T CRY

starbucks tissues: Jacob don’t cry :(((((((((

angel: you guys are so sweet I can’t not cry

papi: I'm hugging him now no more crying

the better jae: two bros, chillin in a hot tub

the better jae: no feet apart bc they’re secure in their masculinity and love each other very much <3

moon scribblez: FIVE FEET APART BC THEY’RE NOT GAY

moon scribblez: fuck

the better jae: YOU RUINED IT

the better jae: yOU BITCH

professional rollerblader: didn’t Jacob call us sweet like one minute ago?

new kid: well he’s an angel he sees the best in us

sundae: there’s no best in you bitch

new kid: oh fuck you

bread: great way to end the holiday season ig

[mysticalmusicwhispers]

aditya is going to be grounded forever and ever and ever once he gets caught lmao. indus might even throw a slipper at him 😔someone please help him (not yao he's going to make it worse. or maybe yao can give him nice doodles and presents as a way of consoling him. he probably won't feel bad but at leas he will try to make his friend less sad lmao. and iran would help!! even as they're like "wtf you're SUCH A BAD INFLUENCE" @ yao. their combined efforts would likely make aditya very happy!!) the poor baby will not be having any fun for a Very Long Time :(

HM i think nyo china should live in a place of residence that makes me want to eat the rich whenever i walk past it, filthy capitalist that she is. but should that be the penthouse apartment of a high-rise condominium or should it be a lovely landed property? or maybe she has 2 houses an apartment for yao and sometimes herself in the suburbs of their primary school and a rich people house in the city that is near the elite high school she WILL get yao into (but this might mean moving yao away from his friends in middle school 😔) . decisions are hard. but yes she definitely buys her way out of trouble with her neighbours all the time

"you should follow his example in the things he's a model at not in things he does badly" i CHOKED i don't think i've heard a more chinese parent quote than this for the past 3 years they would totally say this and of course their disgruntled kids would complain that yao is um not the most respectful of the law dhwkntke

ALSO HIS POOR TEACHERS... I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY HAVE A CLUB THAT'S SO SAD OH MY GOD

hmm i think that like. even without a mentor's guidance yao will probably become less unruly and wild as he ages, as a process of growing up and becoming less focused on causing Chaos (he's directing that feralness to like. making an actual plan to take over the world probably), because society's tolerance for buckwild bullshit decreases as you get older and older, and the likelihood that he'll miss out on awards and other accolades if he continues this sort of behaviour, which his ambition won't allow for. BUT what i think won't change is the fact that he's an arrogant asshole and he becomes more and more so as he grows up with a lifetime of academic and extracurricular excellence. so im just saying imagine said sub in high school absolutely tearing apart one of his assignments. like just covering the whole thing in red-inked ruthless rebuttals and giving him a c. yao has never gotten a c in his life and is both humiliated and impressed because the sub is RIGHT, and they managed to outlogic him (which up till now only his friends + nyo china could probably yao doesn't associate with dumb people). and then he progresses amazingly in that class during the sub's remaining time with them and gets nyo china to let the sub teach him when they land a job. like i feel as though he would greatly benefit from an older mentor who won't tolerate his bullshit and would challenge him to reach new heights and this might be person!! (this thought is kinda unrefined and doesn't fully explain the Vibes but i need a nap now + it's not really Baby au anymore it's Slightly Less Baby au fhwinfkwg good afternoon to you and good night for me!)

They’re so sweet omg ☺️ Yao and Iran giving Aditya little presents... I love it. Their small gang of bastards has to stick together after all. Also yeah RIP India; at least they still have time to interact at school, but at-home hours is rough. (also, Yao’s neighborhood is moderately far from Aditya’s, but what about Iran? o-o I feel like they’d live a bit closer (?), maybe a couple streets away, and Iran isn’t on Indus’s blacklist yet............ (but then again, Indus probably banned any of his friends coming over lol). Also, Yao makes a plan to somehow get into the house across from Aditya’s and flash morse code at night with flashlights so they can talk, and hopefully it entertains his house arrested friend! Iran is dragged along for the ride and just goes with it lol. Jury is out on whether they get caught.)

Nyo China’s many houses.... :| she would do that oh my god. Also I think (?) there was a whole crackdown a while ago in China on people who were buying houses they didn’t live in, so they could get their kids into good schools in that residential area.... that radiates her vibes and I hate it. Miss China, how does it feel living in a penthouse, or just being rich in general O-o I LAUGHED at “decisions are hard” that’s everything about nyo china. “hmm yes I can’t choose which house I actually want to live in so why not just buy all 5??? yep, sounds like a good idea!” O_________O can’t relate

lol thank you; I was trying to channel Chinese parent energy and I’m glad it came through! The kids are grumbling that Yao could just be 100% awful or 100% academically stellar, but no, he has to be a genius AND a delinquent (just choose one, god) also yes they have a lil club just for them! Only people who have the honor of suffering get to join :)

And to your last paragraph, HELL YES IT’S CANON NOW. “Yao doesn't associate with dumb people” I’m crying omg. Yao takes all honors/gifted classes and doesn’t speak to anyone who doesn’t 😭 The big red C glaring at him from the top of his (once beautiful) essay stabs him viscerally in the chest and he needs to take a few days before looking at it again in order to recover his strength ego. He reads through all the comments and each one shreds his ego even more lmao; they’re not even mean comments but he just knows the sub is Completely Correct and sinks into a low like he’s never had. But yesss @ the whole episode pushing him to do better in order to keep up his Academic Excellence, and maybe impress the sub whom he now views as superior and whom he actually has respect for.

May I propose the sub is miss Vietnam o-o... she probably should be in the gang of ancients (as the only other kid who can rival Yao in Logic and fistfights, but isn’t friends with him like the other ancients because he sucks and she doesn’t like his bs) but shhhhh.... we can make a spin-off AU and nobody needs to know... lol anyways, I feel like if the substitute is Vietnam, she and Yao would have some sort of antagonism (not too tense but not friendly bickering either) at the beginning; Yao really wants to impress her and do better in class but Vietnam just. Does not like how he’s an asshole, especially to other people he thinks are below him sksksk. But they slowly warm up to each other especially as Yao gets ~reformed~ ever so slightly, and then it turns into friendly bickering and Long Debates on various intriguing topics (Yao always plays devils advocate in those :|). But yeah I definitely think she’d be a good candidate ig, since she doesn’t take bs even from the star pupil who is also an ass. And she’s a sub at first, so it gives her a little bit more room to throw hands whenever she wants instead of having to control herself lol

[baberoe-archive]

rating bob characters based on where in the us they r from

winters - idk where he was born but i like lancaster simply bc thats where charles demuth is from so i’ll let dick reap the benefits of that. 7/10

nixon - i love nyc but like nixon is one of those upper west side rich bitches and i HATE rich people. -2/10 redistribute the wealth you bitch

speirs - you know what i like boston. the rest of massachusetts has bad vibes but boston is cool. 8/10

sobel - i hate to say it but i like chicago 8/10

dike - goddammit i like brooklyn too 9/10

sink - NO respect for north carolina 0/10 eat shit

welsh - luzerne county??? huh?? pennsylvania’s fine so like 4/10 ig

compton - LA????? EW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -12/10 GROSS

lipton - i have family in west virginia so i respect the state more than they deserve. 5/10

guarnere - LOVE philadelphia great city 10/10 keep living there king!

randleman - arkansas is stupid state i don’t like how it’s spelled and im uncomfortable w how close recktor is to the state border 3/10

toye - y r so many people from the middle of nowhere pa?? 4/10 i guess move to a place i have opinions about

martin - i have no reason to dislike columbus or ohio but like. ugh idk i wouldnt go there. 2/10

talbert - i have more reason to hate indiana than ohio but i just dont so. 3/10

shifty - no respect for virginia but my aunt lives there so. 1/10 thin fucking ice

grant - pennsylvania?? again? find a different state im sick 3/10

malarkey - LOVE oregon love the fog the rain the tall trees 9/10 

muck - tonawanda is near the great lakes which i support 7/10

perconte - joliet is near chicago which is good but the town’s borders are DISGUSTING 5/10

luz - massachusetts? rhode island? fine in theory but in practice very concerning. seek help. 5/10

roe - bayou chene babey!!! idk what it is about louisiana - actually i know what it is. i had that magic tree house non fiction ghost book and there was a whole chapter on new orleans and i was ENRAPTURED. i projected that onto the rest of louisiana. 10/10 technically wrong part of the state but roe deserves it

liebgott - love san francisco. have i been there? not physically. but gay ppl loved that city in the 70s and 80s and i trust them 10/10

webster - same as nixon redistribute the wealth u nyc bitch -2/10

penkala - south bend indiana? huh? 3/10 i guess

babe - not only philadelphia but SOUTH philly????? i knew i loved you KING! 100/10

skinny - as with lipton, more respect than wv deserves. 5/10

renee - belgium…. yikes. not great but as i always say, at least it’s not france 3/10

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20 Vegetarian Dinner Recipes That Everyone Will LOVE!

20 Vegetarian Dinner Recipes That Everyone Will LOVE!

An all-star collection of vegetarian dinner recipes that are easy to make, totally reliable, and mega-delicious!  

Looking for some fresh, feel-good, easy dinner ideas lately?  And to be more specific, maybe some easy vegetarian dinner ideas?!  That your loved ones will actually, truly, look-forward-to, go-back-for-seconds, not-even-miss-the-meat, request-again-and-again love?!?

I’ve totally gotcha covered today. ♡

Meet…this crazy-delicious collection of the most popular vegetarian recipes here on Gimme Some Oven.  It’s full of go-to easy dinner recipes that are perfect for busy weeknights now that kids are heading back to school.  Or, if you’re working on your meal planning game, perfect for prepping ahead of time for busy weeks ahead.  (Plus many are freezer-friendly too!)

From some of my favorite vegetarian soup recipes, to simple pastas and noodles galore, to meatless enchiladas and tacos, to my favorite breakfast-for-dinner migas, to the most comforting vegetarian pot roast I know…this list of easy vegetarian recipes is full of winner winner dinner ideas that are perfect if you’re trying to eat less meat, or are already enjoying a plant-based diet on the regular.  And true to Gimme Some Oven style, these dinner recipes all totally easy, totally reliable, and totally do-able.  And of course, totally delicious.

Let’s get to cookin’!

Lemony Lentil Soup

“Great twist on a basic lentil soup. Perfect seasoning, rich and delicious flavor. Being quick and easy to make is just a bonus! Thanks for a terrific recipe.” ~Betsy

Roasted Cauliflower Enchiladas

“Omg, these were AMAZING! We used lentils instead of black beans and there were zero leftovers. Our family devoured them. ;)” ~Emily

Cold Sesame Peanut Noodles

“I read your post last night and made the recipe this morning! Followed the basic recipe, used a food processor to shred up the veggies and had crunchy peanut butter on hand for in the sauce, which is so delicious. Sriracha and fresh lime on the side. Next time I’d like to get creative with your ways to change up the recipe. This is so good I will likely eat it for breakfast, lunch and dinner until it is gone! Thank you!” ~Lora

The BEST Black Bean Chili

“I try a lot of blog recipes and am usually not impressed. This one was an absolute winner! Used the crockpot instructions. I did soak my beans overnight before putting into the crockpot. For Trader Joe’s shoppers, I found the Salsa Verde, Roasted Red Peppers, and Fire Roasted tomatoes there. It was my secret vegan dinner for the week. How long do I have to wait until I can make it again?” ~Misty

Creamy Rosé Pasta with Roasted Tomatoes

“I made this recipe and it was super easy and FANTASTIC. Every one of the picky roommates could eat it! So good.” ~Vi

Mushroom Stroganoff

“This is everything I didn’t know I needed in my life! Beef stroganoff was one of my favourite meals from my mom growing up but finding a good vegetarian alternative has been difficult. This version was easy to make, packs full of flavour, and the perfect comfort meal. Thank you!” ~Jackie

Roasted Cauliflower, Chickpea and Arugula Salad

“OK made this, loved it soooo much!!! That roasted cauliflower and roasted chick peas were the best thing ever!! I made it for my husband and myself for dinner last night, had a sandwich baggie of the cauliflower and chickpeas and pine nuts left over, and just now stood at the sink and ate those for lunch. Seriously, the best! Shared the recipe with two of my friends this morning and told them they have to make it. Make it, I tell you make it, you will love it!!” ~Jayne

Quinoa Tortilla Soup

“So much easier than I was expecting! Since discovering, I’ve made this recipe several times, including for a few potlucks and it always gets rave reviews! So delicious! Thanks for sharing.” ~Nettie

Curried Satay Veggie Bowls

“I made this last night and was very impressed! I assumed it would be good, but I was not prepared for just how delicious it would be. It will definitely become a regular meal in our home. Thank you!” ~Kara

Chai Butternut Squash Soup

“Wow! A soup so good my four year old son is devouring it! I could have eaten the whole pot tonight. A new family favorite!” ~Valerie

Cacio e Pepe

“I’ve made other cacio e pepe recipes before, but this one was the absolute best. Such a simple meal, but SO flavorful. Thanks for posting this after your IG story, Ali!” ~Leah

Roasted Cauliflower and Black Bean Tacos

“That was excellent, just made it tonight, it was wonderful. Bonus: I made more of that delicious sauce, so can put it with chickpeas later this week, and have more refried beans so halfway to more tacos or burrito bowls. Thanks!” ~Maria

Portobello Pot Roast

“As soon as this hit my email I started craving it. Had it for dinner tonight and it was sooo good! My husband had 3 bowls. Can’t wait for my lunch leftovers tomorrow.” ~Alaina

The BEST Fried Rice

“I feel like I cannot overstate how much I love this recipe. I have made it five times now and even with creative variations it still turnes out amazing! I probably annoy my firends with with how often I’m preaching the virtues of the amazing fried rice I found on Pinterest.” ~Christopher

Cajun Corn Chowder

“Made this last night to enjoy for lunch today. SO GOOD. Made it exactly as written and added some Crystal hot sauce as a “garnish” to take the heat up a notch. I can’t believe it’s vegan! Thanks a million for the great recipe. Love this site.” ~Maura

The Best (and Easiest!) Migas Recipe

“I LOVE Migas! Yes, they are perfect for leftover tortillas or chips. I usually wind up making them very much like this when I have leftover fried corn tortillas from chilaquiles. SO good for the next day. This is great!” ~Mike

Herb-Lovers Lemony Orzo Salad

“I made this tonight, and it was so fresh and amazing. There’s lots of room for improvising and adding veggies and herbs you love.” ~Caroline

Pasta with Caramelized Sweet Potatoes and Kale

“We made this last night and it was 🌟🌟🌟. Thanks for another great recipe!” ~Kelsey

Easy Thai Curry Hot Pot

“This looks amazing! Also, way less complicated than I thought hot pot recipes would be. Can’t wait to try it with my girlfriends!” ~Michelle

Authentic Gazpacho

“Made this on Sunday and it was amazing! We were actually in Portugal recently and I had gazpacho for the first time and immediately wanted to remake it back home, then literally the next day you posted the recipe! I love that you use all tomatoes, no broth or water like other recipes I saw. It was so delicious and refreshing!” ~Stephanie

For more easy dinner ideas…

…feel free to check out our full collection of Vegetarian Recipes here on Gimme Some Oven.  Or as always, feel free to browse our entire collection of Recipes to bookmark some new faves as well.  Happy cooking, everyone!

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[rowdy-revenant]

Doctor Sexy

Based on the request by anonymous

Pairing: actor!Gabriel x actor!reader

AN: Gabriel's character's name is Sam (after Rich's character in 3 Blind saints) Loki, and the reader's  character's name is Charlie (random gender neutral name) Eros. All character scenes are in italics

Words: 1400+

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"Kali-"

"I'm leaving, and there's nothing you can do to stop me." The woman said, pulling the suitcase behind her.

The golden-eyed man grabbed her wrist. "But- but I love you!"

Kali shook her head. "You should have said that before your work got more important than me. Before I found-"

"Dr. Baldur doesn't love you the way I do."

"You're right," Kali noted. "He loves me more." She pulled away and kept walking, leaving her ex-boyfriend behind. Leaving her past behind.

"And cut!" The director, Chuck shouted. "Great work, Gabriel."

Gabriel gave a dramatic bow to the crew members.

"That's a wrap, you guys can head to your trailers." Chuck continued. "Gabriel, can you hang back a sec?"

The actor nodded and walked over as everyone started to pack up. "What's up?"

Chuck pushes his glasses further up his nose. "You've read the drafts for next season, right?"

"Yeah," Gabe responded. "New character, right?"

The director nodded. "We found our Doctor Eros."

"Cupid? Really?" Gabriel laughed. "These names are getting cheesier."

"Well, Kali didn't work out with Loki and we think a fresh face might help. Some will they won't they, a scare or two..." Chuck explained.

"A happy ending?" Gabe asked.

Chuck Shurley shrugged. "Maybe."

"When will I meet this Eros?"

"I'll give you a call when the first script reading comes around."

"Awww, but Dad!" Gabriel whined, using the nickname he'd adopted for Chuck.

"You'll meet Y/N in due time." Chuck sighed. He went off to see to his other duties.

Gabriel raised an eyebrow. "Y/N, huh?"

You fidgeted in your seat, looking nervously around the big table. You couldn't believe you'd actually made it onto the cast of your favourite medical drama: Heaven's Hospital. So it was a bit cheesy, but the show knew this and went along with it. Each doctor was named after a deity of sorts, the nurses after demigods, etc.

Some writers and other actors sat around you, the director at the head. He caught your gaze and smiled reassuringly. You belonged.

"Waiting on Gabriel, as usual." The man beside you grumbled. "Hey, you're the new kid! I'm Garth." He grinned and offered a hand.

You shook it. "Garth Fitzgerald the fourth, I know. Didn't think I'd ever meet you like this."

"Aww, I have a fan!" Garth cooed. He wrapped his arms around you.

Garth played the loveable Dr. Hermes, a pediatrician and comic relief. He was one of your favourite characters, second only to the main character himself.

"Sorry I'm late!" Gabriel apologised, rushing into the room. "I brought snacks though."

"Yeah, because nothing says dramatic like reading a scene with a mouth full of jelly doughnut." You quipped. 

People turned to look at you and you turned red, sinking down in your seat to look small.

Gabriel laughed. "True. But how could you say no to sprinkles?" He asked, sitting next to you. "You must be Y/N."

"And you're Mr. Novak."

"Please, call me Gabriel."

Working with Gabriel was like a dream come true. Every spare moment off set was spent eating and joking with him. And holy shit, did he look good in scrubs.

"Are you questioning my ability as a doctor?" Loki asked your character, Charlie.

You scoffed. "No, I'm simply saying if you pulled your head out of your ass, you'd notice you're not the only doctor here, Loki!"

Loki glared at you. "You're new here. You'll figure out how things work." "Really? Because you haven't." You spat. "Alright, cut." Chuck called. "You okay, Y/N?" Gabe asked. You raised an eyebrow. "Why wouldn't I be?" "I mean," Gabriel said. "I'm being an asshole." "Loki is being an asshole, not you." You explained. "All acting. We're actors." "I know that, I just don't wanna actually hurt you." "We're not our characters. It's okay." You smiled and patted his shoulder, hand ligering for a moment. Chuck walked up to you. "The break room scene is next, I need just you two." You grinned at Gabriel, ready for the emotional scene. "Ready to cry, blondie?" "Phht. More like ready to show you how it's done!" Gabe retorted.

"Loki, quit slacking." You said, walking into the empty staff room. "Loki?" Your question didn't get an answer. Loki sat on a couch and stared at his feet. "Sam?" You asked, more gently this time. "Here to criticise me again?" Sam responded. "Why would I? You okay?" "Fine." Loki raised a hand to his face, wiping his eyes. "I'm fine." "You're a good doctor but a horrible liar." You replied. "You wanna talk?" The doctor shook his head. "No, I'm not worth it." "Hey," You said, moving your hand on top of his thigh. "Don't talk to yourself like that." He looked at you with tears in his eyes. "Why do you care?" It took a while to reply. "Because maybe we got off on the wrong foot. Maybe we need to start over." You looked into his eyes, the gold irises surrounded by a bit of red. You glanced down at his lips, leaning in a bit until- "Eros to the front desk, Dr. Eros to the front desk." The speaker announced. You moved away. "I guess I should go." "Yeah..." Loki said, letting you walk away. "And Charlie?" You turned back. "Yeah?" "I'm sorry." "Me too." You added before walking out.

Your characters' relationships seemed to improve with each episode. Charlie learned to trust Sam, and Sam was kinder to the new doctor. At times too kind. But neither would admit their feelings. Fans were going crazy on social media about the subtext, shipping the newly dubbed "Loros" like they'd never shipped before. Fans of the show even started shipping you with Gabriel, not that you minded. You swore half the cast and crew supported it too. "Earth to Y/N." Balthazar, the makeup artist called. "Sorry, what were you saying?" You asked. Balthazar muttered a few choice words in French before he responded. "I said you're done. I'll be standing my on set in case the prosthetics need patching up." You glanced at yourself in the large mirror. You looked like you'd been run over by a bus. "Woah, Bal. You've outdone yourself." Catering to Bal's ego was never a bad thing. He smirked and nodded. "I know." However Gabriel was pacing on set. "You can't kill Eros off!" He cried at Chuck. "Gabriel-" "I thought I- um- Loki finally had a chance with someone!" "Gabe-" "And now they're leaving?!" "GABRIEL!" Chuck yelled. It was hard to believe such a terrifying outburst could come out of someone so small and sweet, but if you pushed him enough it would. "Whatever happens on the show happens for a reason. Now go." Gabriel grumbled and walked to his mark. "Action!" Your eyes were closed and your face was coated in blood and glass. Nurses frantically wheeled you in, oxygen mask pressed against your face. "Eros?" Loki asked, his attention turning to the stretcher. He chased after you until the surgery room. "Sam, stop." Anubis, the ER surgeon told him. "You can't go any further." "But Charlie-" "Wait. Here. I'll do everything I can." He waited outside for what felt like centuries. Pacing, getting coffee, fiddling with a pen. Anubis walked back out, scratching his beard. "Sam, c'mere." "How is it?!" Loki desperately inquired. Anubis broke into a grin. "Eros is gonna live." "What?!" "Cut!" Gabriel stood there, utterly confused. "You didn't..." Benny punched his friend on the shoulder. "Got you good, didn't I?" "I gave you a fake script." Chuck admitted. "I needed a more genuine reaction, especially for the next scene." "Next scene?" Gabriel asked. "Just improvise. All you need to do us talk." Shurley explained. "Oh! And kiss. Don't forget to kiss." Gabriel grinned. "How could I?"

Eros lay in a hospital bed, hooked up to loads of machines, barely awake. "Hey." You said. "Hey." Gabriel responded. "I thought I was going to lose you." You laughed weakly. "Can't get rid of me that easily." Gabriel smiled and took your hand. "Hey, let me be sentimental." "Be my guest." Gabriel frowned. "Over a while, we've grown close." "Yeah?" You agreed. "I like you." Gabriel confessed, speaking true for both himself and his character. "I really do." You understood, and smiled. "I really like you too." "Really?" "Really really." You sat up, Gabriel leaning in to close the gap. And you kissed. For the show and for real life. There was no acting, just raw emotion. And you kissed, and you kissed. Gabriel pulled away, smiling. "I think I love you." You smiled too. "I know I love you." "Aaand cut!”

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20 Vegetarian Dinner Recipes That Everyone Will LOVE!

20 Vegetarian Dinner Recipes That Everyone Will LOVE!

An all-star collection of vegetarian dinner recipes that are easy to make, totally reliable, and mega-delicious!  

Looking for some fresh, feel-good, easy dinner ideas lately?  And to be more specific, maybe some easy vegetarian dinner ideas?!  That your loved ones will actually, truly, look-forward-to, go-back-for-seconds, not-even-miss-the-meat, request-again-and-again love?!?

I’ve totally gotcha covered today. ♡

Meet…this crazy-delicious collection of the most popular vegetarian recipes here on Gimme Some Oven.  It’s full of go-to easy dinner recipes that are perfect for busy weeknights now that kids are heading back to school.  Or, if you’re working on your meal planning game, perfect for prepping ahead of time for busy weeks ahead.  (Plus many are freezer-friendly too!)

From some of my favorite vegetarian soup recipes, to simple pastas and noodles galore, to meatless enchiladas and tacos, to my favorite breakfast-for-dinner migas, to the most comforting vegetarian pot roast I know…this list of easy vegetarian recipes is full of winner winner dinner ideas that are perfect if you’re trying to eat less meat, or are already enjoying a plant-based diet on the regular.  And true to Gimme Some Oven style, these dinner recipes all totally easy, totally reliable, and totally do-able.  And of course, totally delicious.

Let’s get to cookin’!

Lemony Lentil Soup

“Great twist on a basic lentil soup. Perfect seasoning, rich and delicious flavor. Being quick and easy to make is just a bonus! Thanks for a terrific recipe.” ~Betsy

Roasted Cauliflower Enchiladas

“Omg, these were AMAZING! We used lentils instead of black beans and there were zero leftovers. Our family devoured them. ;)” ~Emily

Cold Sesame Peanut Noodles

“I read your post last night and made the recipe this morning! Followed the basic recipe, used a food processor to shred up the veggies and had crunchy peanut butter on hand for in the sauce, which is so delicious. Sriracha and fresh lime on the side. Next time I’d like to get creative with your ways to change up the recipe. This is so good I will likely eat it for breakfast, lunch and dinner until it is gone! Thank you!” ~Lora

The BEST Black Bean Chili

“I try a lot of blog recipes and am usually not impressed. This one was an absolute winner! Used the crockpot instructions. I did soak my beans overnight before putting into the crockpot. For Trader Joe’s shoppers, I found the Salsa Verde, Roasted Red Peppers, and Fire Roasted tomatoes there. It was my secret vegan dinner for the week. How long do I have to wait until I can make it again?” ~Misty

Creamy Rosé Pasta with Roasted Tomatoes

“I made this recipe and it was super easy and FANTASTIC. Every one of the picky roommates could eat it! So good.” ~Vi

Mushroom Stroganoff

“This is everything I didn’t know I needed in my life! Beef stroganoff was one of my favourite meals from my mom growing up but finding a good vegetarian alternative has been difficult. This version was easy to make, packs full of flavour, and the perfect comfort meal. Thank you!” ~Jackie

Roasted Cauliflower, Chickpea and Arugula Salad

“OK made this, loved it soooo much!!! That roasted cauliflower and roasted chick peas were the best thing ever!! I made it for my husband and myself for dinner last night, had a sandwich baggie of the cauliflower and chickpeas and pine nuts left over, and just now stood at the sink and ate those for lunch. Seriously, the best! Shared the recipe with two of my friends this morning and told them they have to make it. Make it, I tell you make it, you will love it!!” ~Jayne

Quinoa Tortilla Soup

“So much easier than I was expecting! Since discovering, I’ve made this recipe several times, including for a few potlucks and it always gets rave reviews! So delicious! Thanks for sharing.” ~Nettie

Curried Satay Veggie Bowls

“I made this last night and was very impressed! I assumed it would be good, but I was not prepared for just how delicious it would be. It will definitely become a regular meal in our home. Thank you!” ~Kara

Chai Butternut Squash Soup

“Wow! A soup so good my four year old son is devouring it! I could have eaten the whole pot tonight. A new family favorite!” ~Valerie

Cacio e Pepe

“I’ve made other cacio e pepe recipes before, but this one was the absolute best. Such a simple meal, but SO flavorful. Thanks for posting this after your IG story, Ali!” ~Leah

Roasted Cauliflower and Black Bean Tacos

“That was excellent, just made it tonight, it was wonderful. Bonus: I made more of that delicious sauce, so can put it with chickpeas later this week, and have more refried beans so halfway to more tacos or burrito bowls. Thanks!” ~Maria

Portobello Pot Roast

“As soon as this hit my email I started craving it. Had it for dinner tonight and it was sooo good! My husband had 3 bowls. Can’t wait for my lunch leftovers tomorrow.” ~Alaina

The BEST Fried Rice

“I feel like I cannot overstate how much I love this recipe. I have made it five times now and even with creative variations it still turnes out amazing! I probably annoy my firends with with how often I’m preaching the virtues of the amazing fried rice I found on Pinterest.” ~Christopher

Cajun Corn Chowder

“Made this last night to enjoy for lunch today. SO GOOD. Made it exactly as written and added some Crystal hot sauce as a “garnish” to take the heat up a notch. I can’t believe it’s vegan! Thanks a million for the great recipe. Love this site.” ~Maura

The Best (and Easiest!) Migas Recipe

“I LOVE Migas! Yes, they are perfect for leftover tortillas or chips. I usually wind up making them very much like this when I have leftover fried corn tortillas from chilaquiles. SO good for the next day. This is great!” ~Mike

Herb-Lovers Lemony Orzo Salad

“I made this tonight, and it was so fresh and amazing. There’s lots of room for improvising and adding veggies and herbs you love.” ~Caroline

Pasta with Caramelized Sweet Potatoes and Kale

“We made this last night and it was 🌟🌟🌟. Thanks for another great recipe!” ~Kelsey

Easy Thai Curry Hot Pot

“This looks amazing! Also, way less complicated than I thought hot pot recipes would be. Can’t wait to try it with my girlfriends!” ~Michelle

Authentic Gazpacho

“Made this on Sunday and it was amazing! We were actually in Portugal recently and I had gazpacho for the first time and immediately wanted to remake it back home, then literally the next day you posted the recipe! I love that you use all tomatoes, no broth or water like other recipes I saw. It was so delicious and refreshing!” ~Stephanie

For more easy dinner ideas…

…feel free to check out our full collection of Vegetarian Recipes here on Gimme Some Oven.  Or as always, feel free to browse our entire collection of Recipes to bookmark some new faves as well.  Happy cooking, everyone!

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How to Handle Histamine Intolerance

Most of us know what it feels like to have an itchy mosquito bite, or to be sneezy and watery-eyed when the pollen count rises or a cat walks into the room. These local immune responses occur when histamine is released from white blood cells, called mast cells. Histamine is also found in many foods, like vinegar, aged cheese, and tomatoes. And some of us can tolerate it better than others — as with pollen or cats.

When the body is unable to break down and process histamine, it results in a systemwide buildup of the chemical, called “histamine intolerance.” According to Amy Myers, MD, who has treated herself for the condition, causes of high histamine levels can include IgE-mediated allergies, gut imbalances like SIBO and leaky gut, a deficiency in the enzyme diamine oxidase (DAO) that breaks down histamine, and the consumption of a lot of histamine-rich foods.

It can also indicate one of two disorders in mast cells themselves, where the cells are overactive or reproduce too quickly.

“Think of your body as a sink and histamine as the water that fills it,” says Greg Plotnikoff, MD, a Minneapolis-based integrative physician and coauthor of Trust Your Gut. “If the drain is completely clogged, it doesn’t take much for the sink to overflow. Or the drain can be wide open, but that won’t matter if you’ve opened a fire hose into the sink.”

Because histamine circulates in the bloodstream and can be found in nearly every human tissue, one person with overload might suffer from intractable headaches, while another could have chronic diarrhea. Other symptoms include hives, wheezing, runny nose, flushed face, headaches, joint pain, arrhythmia, low blood pressure, anxiety, fatigue, and brain fog. And researchers have found high histamine levels in patients with IBS, Crohn’s, celiac disease, fibromyalgia, and schizophrenia.

While functional physicians like Plotnikoff have begun to recognize that histamine intolerance may play a role in a range of health conditions, it can be tricky to pin down. A typical elimination diet that cuts out gluten, dairy, corn, and soy, the gold standard for detecting food sensitivities, doesn’t always track for histamine issues.

“The elimination diet was designed for patients who need to avoid common food allergens, but it may miss other things,” says Mariana Castells, MD, associate director of the Mastocytosis Center at Brigham and Women’s Hospital in Boston.

High-histamine foods are not limited to any food group, although there are a few rules of thumb: Foods that are fermented (wine and vinegar), cured or smoked (charcuterie), produced using yeasts and cultures (bread and yogurt), and aged (hard cheeses) all tend to contain histamine in high concentrations.

“Aged” also applies to leftovers. Many foods that are normally safe — especially meat and fish — may provoke a reaction after they’ve been sitting in the fridge for a few days; histamine levels rise as food begins to break down. Freezing foods eliminates this risk. (See “Foods to Avoid” below for other high-histamine foods.)

If you suspect you may have issues with histamine, what next? Here’s what some functional physicians recommend:

Investigate all the possibilities.

Start your investigation by eliminating all other possible causes for your symptoms, like more routine food allergies. “If you and everyone you know think you have allergies, but you go to the allergist and all the tests are normal, that’s when you think histamine,” advises Plotnikoff.

For health journalist Yasmina Ykelenstam, who spent 10 years researching histamine issues and became a patient advocate, the first clue she had an issue with histamine came during a fast, when her troubling symptoms disappeared — and returned the moment she resumed eating. “And that’s when I first thought, ‘My God, this has something to do with food.’”

Track your response to high-histamine foods.

Plotnikoff recommends writing down everything you eat, the timing of your meals, and any symptoms you experience, for at least two weeks. “Many people are surprised,” he notes. “They’ll say I had no idea I ate so many leftovers, or so many tomatoes.”

If a food appears to trigger you, also pay attention to how it was cooked, preserved, stored, and packaged. You may think you’re reacting to a meatball, but you might be reacting to meatball that’s been in the fridge for a few days or sitting in a warming tray all afternoon.

The histamine contained in some raw fruits and vegetables can be reduced by heating them. For example, Castells reports that cooked strawberries contain no histamine, while fresh ones contain substantial amounts.

Know that not all high-histamine foods are created equal, and not every histamine-sensitive person will react to the same foods.

“There can be hundreds or even thousands of types of a certain fruit or vegetable,” Castells explains. “The soil has a tremendous importance in determining how much histamine it’s going to have, so there could be a tenfold variation in produce grown in California versus South America. How long it takes from the time it’s picked to the time it gets to the table is a factor, and so is how it’s packaged.”

People will have to figure out their own specific triggers and then work around them the best they can. “There isn’t a gene that we know of that predisposes people to react to histamine,” Castells continues. “There are patients who might be a bit deficient in histaminase or other enzymes, like DAO, that detoxify histamine.”

She does note that a healthy microbiome seems to reduce the strength of histamine reactivity. An intact gut lining prevents foods from “leaking” into the bloodstream and provoking an allergic reaction.

Try a four-week elimination diet.

If you decide to do trial by elimination, remove high histamine foods and histamine-releasing foods from your diet for a month. (See “Foods to Avoid” below.)

Because freshness plays such a key role, monitor it carefully. Fish that is flash frozen is a better choice than fresh fish from a supermarket, which has often been frozen, thawed, and kept on ice. (Fish and especially shellfish can be a challenge because they deteriorate so rapidly.) Avoid any foods that are highly processed, packaged, boxed, or canned; they often contain preservatives like sulfites that can cause histamine release.

Keep track of other histamine sources.

Food is not the only source of histamine, and this can confuse your elimination efforts. Seasonal allergies can add histamine to the “sink” in Plotnikoff’s metaphor and may compound your reactions to food.

Cross-reactivity, where the body confuses food with a common allergen, can further complicate matters. “You eat a tomato or a melon and the body mistakes it for your grass allergy,” explains Plotnikoff. Birch allergies are linked to reactivity with several other species — carrot, celery, parsley, apples, cherries, and soybeans among them.

Develop a sustainable long-term plan.

Castells recommends that her patients stay away from foods that provoke a strong reaction, but she does not recommend a permanent elimination of all histamine-rich foods, because “that kind of diet would be impossible to follow.”

Replace the foods you eliminate for good with foods of equal nutritional value. Ykelenstam counsels people not to become obsessive or afraid of otherwise-healthy foods, like avocados and chickpeas. She does suggest being permanently cautious about inflammatory foods like dairy and wheat.

“The focus should be anti-inflammatory,” she says.

For most people, moderation is the way to go. “With histamine,” Plotnikoff counsels, “dose determines poison.”

Get the full story at https://experiencelife.com/article/how-to-handle-histamine-intolerance/