#easy-care plants

[rosehipmarmalade]

she’s out of control man. this is 4 days apart

[ikemenomegas]

good-ending!kakashi and itachi need to have a little former traumatized geniuses cooking club where they get comfortable with making little "mistakes" and putting imperfect dishes on the table and improvising without needing to explain themselves like it's life or death

[myewt]

Spend all day pruning plants and painting windows

[supersecretventureblog]

Hey folks, just an fyi, a good time to plant Milkweed (the plant monarch butterfly caterpillars eat) is in the fall, September-November is good, the seeds will last through the winter and sprout in the spring (iirc I think the seeds actually benefit from frost or something?). If you live near their migration path it's really helpful to grow some milkweed and other flowers so they can rest and eat and continue their flight. Sorry it's not specifically vbros related, just wanted to mention that nows a good time to plant, if you want to see irl monarch butterflies around ur house. And they remember where they were, so odds are they'll return over the years.

[herunswithscissors]

I'm the wife in my marriage.

It's funny to me anyway. Funny to me because my wife is the very picture of femininity, loving, caring, sexy, pretty, beautiful wife, loving and adored by all her children. And a satisfied and hot for her husband.

But to me she is beautiful and terrible as the Dawn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love her and despair!

And yet she chose me.

So to all the hella ladies who rejected my advances? Y'all missed out. Because she saw in me what way too many people couldn't. And sometimes still can't.

And she wants to run my life. And the lives of our whole family. And we all kinda love it. Mostly. But it ain't worth the headache or heartache of fighting her on anything. She's Daddy's little princess and her mother is the loving matron and queen bitch of the family and we all stay in line. Mostly. I love to do my own thing too much for my own good. But it keeps our fights about stupid stuff instead of my weed use again.

(I'm dead ass functional and present from 6am on till I finally get my insomniac ass too sleep while high just to escape the constant anxiety about my sick daughter's upcoming surgery, my dying suegro, my mourning wife, disturbed autistic son, special needs princess Daddy's girl I'm spoiling her to death to make her just as powerful and ungovernable mother and it's working too well already. Have you ever negotiated with a hostile bitchy entitled as fuck child? )

Anyway, you wouldn't know it looking at me or talking normal chitchat, but I'm pretty fucking manly. In the way my culture defines manliness. I'm not very masculine. But I'm very manly.

I'm feminine as fuck in my household. I mother the kids, help their emotional development, work on my wife's emotional and mental well-being, and I'm the one never in the mood for sex. And I do every single thing she says. And then she does the discipline and management of the family's affairs. And she's the one who has to seduce me. Did I mention she was sexy as fuck? (While I'm awkward as fuck every time we even roleplay.) And a horny Latina. (That's why these horny sexy, nice, Latinos are taking over. It's natural selection. The Whites just can't compete and as usual are getting their panties in a twist over not being able to compete even with everything in their favor to out reproduce them all but it was too many kids for a nuclear family to handle Whites.) So beautiful hot queen sexy as fuck Latina seduces me every night. #blessed. So fuck yeah I don't wanna fuck up this arrangement. So I do everything she tells me to and treat her real good and let her win every argument and over apologize. Except when I make a rare exception to make a stand in something important or just to make some trouble and have some fun.

Oh yeah. She's a clean freak 😮‍💨 But she's an impatient Latina housewife perfectionist clean freak. So she gets mad at my perfectly good job when company isn't ever coming job and tells me to stop even trying to clean. Go play Minecraft with your daughter to keep her occupied.🤣

I have the best living situation ever. I'll be your bitch my bitchy highness. Just please keep playing with my hair on your lap. Oh, and that sucking my dick the way you do and being right 95% of the time on judgement calls.

So yeah I'm the wife.

And I got a pretty good life.

[koropukgoro]

Actually I will ramble a bit cuz my friend & I do have a hc we’ve been playing off of that involves tiny Vash but since it’s canon in stampede that Vash can change the density of his Gate & in maximum (my preferred trigun) how Vash can grow really Big and Monstrous (so can Knives) if he adds to his mass so he can support his size that maybe an Opposite effect can happen. While growing, Vash needs added mass to support his weight, but the bigger he gets, the more inhuman and more of a flesh singularity he becomes; that growth also causes him to lose his identity and get consumed by himself temporarily. Because I’m a silly guy who likes thinking his GT with logic… but also… maybe when Vash overuses plant juices, or his body needs to fall into recovery mode after extreme body harm / near fatal situations (or extreme psychological stress), he goes into what my friend and I call “power saving mode”. Back up battery. His body shrinks. Size varies but the smallest he’s gotten is 2 inches. There’s an inherent fear he has if he pushes himself over his limits he might go quantum & never recover… like how in stampede he shrunk his Gate into a quantum state… it’s a very round about kind of canon aligned hc to make Vash shrink and be tiny. And cuz he neglects his plant powers so much he can’t control it… not until much much later in maximum… but he mostly can’t… also reflects his plant ability to absorb / store energy and release it.

Something something we’ve had scenarios where Vash’s body & mind gets so stressed out mini psychotic break or physical issue just causes him to shrink in his hotel room in front of Wolfwood & the Girls… and basically whatever’s on him at the time shrinks too so what he’s wearing n stuff… hehehe itty bitty & a lil squeaky and definitely extremely nervous exchanges between handling & being handled. Also accidentally freaking out his companions. Being small reminds him he’s not human & it makes him feel a lil self conscious…

[zincbart]

take a deep breath and hold it in hold it in

[the-adventures-of-dave]

The main reason I believe that the concept of “low maintenance pets” isn’t real is because I find house plants, the supposed easiest pet of them all, impossible to keep alive

[amelia-yap]

haha therapy AU

[starbiology]

I just saw another post about this so this is a public service annoucement.

Stop watering your orchid with ice!

Take that tag and chuck it in the garbage! Phalaenopsis orchids are tropical and will slowly suffer when treated this way.

Phal Orchids are incredibly easy to take care of, the problem is all the purposeful misinformation.

To water your orchid, soak the plant in a sink of room temp water for 15-30 min about once a week then shake the water off. If the moss/bark is still damp between waterings leave it until the moss/bark dries. Be careful to not get the leaves or center (crown) of the plant wet, remove the water from the leaves with a paper towel if you do by accident.

Miss Orchid Girl on Youtube has some amazing video guides on care

[botaniqueer]

My Adenium obesum flowered!! (56 months from sowing) It tried before but aborted all of its flowers so this was a fun surprise.

[thedevillionaire]

Most of the ones I was going to ask about have already been answered, so pick two or three that you wanted to answer, but haven't been asked yet. For the fire fucker and the blood drinker, of course. ;)

So, it turns out I'm super crap when given free rein over the options. I've just spent way too long reading the lot, answering them in my head, and trying to pick which ones are the most potentially interesting to read lol. Or at least the ones with not-so-immediately-obvious answers. Anyway, I'm going with this one, because it's three in one, and I had to really think about some of it.

2. Can they take care of a plant? What about a pet? What about a child? Cerberus is a competent enough plant carer, though nothing too troublesome. He likes plants and greenery (NOT BIRCH lol) but on the whole doesn't want to deal with anything too complicated. But he can definitely keep plants alive, if he wants to. Pets, absolutely. He doesn't have any currently, but he's had plenty in the past, and was entirely capable. He's not particularly interested in children and it's a tricky one to answer because of this. And kids don't exist in the Underworld anyway**, so it's a bit of a moot point, but if he was asked to look after a child for a while by someone, I'm sure he could manage it lol. It's not something he's ever wanted "full time", though. **proCreations are the closest thing there is - that's a Sorcery-based combination of two people's "essences", roughly speaking, to Create a new Underworldian, but they're never children. They're kind of offspring, but also they're not. There's no literal parentage. But Nuit, who is mentioned in my fic Best Served Cold, is/was the proCreation of Cerberus and Lilith. So...he's sort of been a parental figure, in a way, but also not. It's Complicated™️. Kia would probably be a plant-killer, sorry to say. 😅She'd mean well but...forget. She'd be better with pets, but she's not really proven there either - she had family pets (both dogs and cats, and some fish) but she was never the main caretaker; her parents were. After she left home, she was too itinerant for a while to have a pet, and/or too broke. And she hasn't had one since, though I won't say she never will. it's possible that at some stage she might. But weirdly, despite her inexperience with caring for plants and pets, I get the feeling that she'd be an excellent mother, actually. Not that it's going to come up. But I feel she could definitely look after a kid.

[strange-calathea]

The only plants I've had that could ACTUALLY survive neglect for months on end are aloe vera, snake plants, and string of bananas. Do with this what u will

[landwriter]

familiar faces of july, the wildflower seeds i sowed in late may edition!!!

[dandyshucks]

lil guz gets to go on an adventure today :] i will see if i can get any photos that are post-able but I'm not sure if that'll be very possible djdkdl, it's difficult to know what could get me doxxed or not LOL

[reverecurrent]

hi lovely mutuals!! i was just wondering if anybody knew what kind of plant this is? i see it everywhere i go and i rlly want one but i wanna see if it’s suitable for the environment in my apartment :)