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thevalleyisjolly · 2 years ago

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It would not make any sense with the way the episode is currently going, but I think Eadwulf should appear inexplicably at the end, have a moment of flirting with Kingsley, and promptly get turned down because he is fated to be the Tantalus of flirting, forever having charged sexual tension with people who ultimately wind up not pursuing it further.

#critical role #critical role spoilers #cr liveblog #astrid thumping him on the back with mage hand: it's ok; someone will be interested one of these days #astrid: want to go make smoldering eyes at bren- caleb across the library again?#astrid: i have the perfect plan. you distract him with your body and i'll get him to agree to that teaching job while he's distracted.#eadwulf: why is it always me distracting him with my body?#astrid: because you do it so well you fit fucker #kingsley: weirdly enough; this whole conversation is making you /more/ interesting #kingsley: we'll talk again after i finish getting my ship

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