#each state is lined with an impenetrable wall of reanimated corpses. he is trapped /ref

[bubblegum-gf]

so my parents dragged me to church. i'd been avoiding going because i figured undead minions and church probably dont mix but i dont feel anything? i almost feel weirder not feeling anything. i dont really remember if i was religious before i died. i know that people expect me to go to church but, well, that doesnt really mean anything, does it?

for a second i thought i was feeling something, but no, that was just kevin walking in. dan likes us to tell him about kevin, so i kind of have to watch him when hes around. subtly though, of course.

hes here with his girlfriend though, which dan definitely wont like. i guess theyre doing the same thing im doing. going through the motions so nobody notices. theyre just a normal, boring couple who go to church and nobody needs to look too closely at them. nobody needs to know that shes cheated on every boyfriend shes ever had and hes a fucking murderer.

its kinda funny i guess, bc the priest is talking about a recent murder... he has no clue how many theres been lol. people only noticed this one bc kevin strangled one of us and someone found the body. i guess they made him mad lol. maybe he found them sneaking into his house. its always tricky when dan sends us to do that bc if kevin happens to show up while we're in there... well this is what happens.

not sure how they stopped the mortician from finding the dust though. i might have to get the full story from dan later. or maybe ask one of the other minions after church. theres like 4 of us in here. one of them is on the opposite side of kevin - hes probably noticed us two - and theres two more behind him, which i dont think hes seen.

i wonder if the other minions are jealous of the one who died. im not. i kinda thought i would be but.. i guess dying is inevitable anyway. and death will be infinite so its not like i can miss out on any of it. its easy to be patient about it. just do whatever dan tells us to bc the only thing that matters to us is getting to die properly and that parts guaranteed already.

lmao. the priest is saying that to kill someone is like spitting in directly in gods face and there will be consequences. kevin definitely smiled at that.. he hid it pretty quick though. dan will want to hear about that.

if murder is like spitting in gods face, then what dans doing must be like bending his fingers back till they break. and theres been no divine punishment for either of them.

not for dan anyway. kevin thinks hes a monster. he hasnt even seen the snake coiling itself around him, its fangs dripping with saliva above him, ready to strike.

kevin thinks were just here to haunt him. deliver dead rotting animals like an accusation. to show him what his soul looks like. but he already knows all that and it isnt enough to stop him.

he hasnt realised hes not leaving this town. not without dans permission. theres already too many of us around him.

kevin’s being visited by the ghosts of killings past for realsies

would love to see him strangled and poisoned by a snake

he hasnt realised hes not leaving this town. not without dans permission.

Wuh oh