#each one the villain from a shitty 80s movie. each one totally devoted to them. IDK MAN

[queenofbaws]

i've said it before but i'm finally getting to it in the fic so i'll say it again:

my #1 motivation behind repeatedly screaming 'BUT WHAT IF THE FIDDLERS AND HACKETTS WERE RELATED THO' is the mental image of caleb and kaylee slowly but surely wearing down jack's crusty heart with their big ol' eyes and their total nonchalance towards violence, eventually winning him over enough that he (begrudgingly) wears the ridiculous t-shirts they gift him at every holiday, and you guys have GOT to view the whole au through that very, very specific lens to get the most out of the reading experience

he's not just their weird uncle - they've already got two (2) of those - he's THE WEIRDEST uncle of all time, and they are GOING to get him heelys, by god