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BAFTA 2020

British Academy of Film and Television Arts, anche conosciuti come gli oscar britannici, premiano annualmente le migliori produzioni cinematografiche al Royal Albert Hall di Londra. Quest’anno la cerimonia si svolta il 2 febbraio 2020 ed è stata presentata dal celebre conduttore tv e comico irlandese Graham Norton. Sul red carpet gran parte dello star system e del jet-set UK e non solo, accanto a star internazionali ed i duchi di Cambridge, Kate e William, presenti al primo evento mondano all’indomani dell’addio alla casa reale del Principe Harry e della definitiva rottura con l’Unione Europea.

Tutto sommato è stato un inizio 2020 piuttosto caldo per la politica britannica, una serata glamour ed ampi sorrisi non può certo stonare. I premi assegnati sono stati tantissimi, tanto per cominciare il premio per il contributo al cinema britannico, un riconoscimento alla carriera si può ben dire, è andato ad Andy Serkis, il primo seduto a sinistra nella foto di gruppo dei vincitori. Alcuni film si sono confermati un successo internazionale, ottenendo il secondo riconoscimento, dopo i Golden Globe di appena un mese fa.

Tra questi, a trionfare sicuramente 1917, di Sam Mendes, che si è aggiudicato ben 7 statuette, accostando ai premi già vinti ai Golden Globe, la maschera dei BAFTA 2020 per miglior regia e miglior film. La giuria britannica non si è limitata a considerarlo come il miglior film (dell’anno) ma ha scelto di ampliare il parterre di elogio premiandolo come miglior film britannico, per la fotografia, gli effetti speciali, il sonoro e la scenografia. Insomma, se non l’avete ancora visto, correte!

Il film evento del 2019, made in Corea, Parasite nonostante la candidatura come miglior regia e miglior film (dell’anno), si conferma anche a Londra come miglior film straniero ed aggiunge sulla mensola il premio per la migliore sceneggiatura originale.

E’ l’anno di Joker interpretato da Joaquin Phoenix come miglior attore, che nei suoi ringraziamenti ha fatto notare l’assenza di meritevoli colleghi di colore nella schiera dei nominati. Il villain della DC Comics aveva ottenuto 4 candidature ai Golden Globe vincendone 2 (miglior attore e miglior colonna sonora), gli stessi ottenuti anche a Londra, seppure le nominations fossero ben 10.

Altra conferma da Los Angeles per la miglior attrice: confermata Renée Zellweger anche dai cugini britannici. La sua interpretazione in Judy completerebbe la tripletta dei premi più prestigiosi al mondo con l’Oscar del 9 febbraio! Idem anche Laura Dern in Storia di un matrimonio e Brad Pitt in C’era una volta a… Hollywood per i ruoli da non protagonisti.

C’è delusione per l’ultimo film di Quentin Tarantino,  C’era una volta a… Hollywood, a Londra. Stessa sorte anche per Martin Scorsese che, nonostante le 10 nominations per The Irishman, torna a casa a mani vuote.

Torno a gioire per Klaus, il film d’animazione nuovamente vincitore! La produzione Netflix ha saputo dosare l’arte dell’animazione e la magia del Natale in un prodotto eccellente e meritevole di tanto prestigio. La conferma del successo anche al BAFTA 2020 è una riprova della crescita che il cinema spagnolo sta vivendo, grazie – e soprattutto #imho – alla presenza del colosso mondiale dello streaming.

La mia personale delusione è per Piccole Donne, l’adattamento e la regia di Greta Gerwig avrebbe certamente meritato molto più del solo premio al miglior costume. La concorrenza è spietata sul fronte interpretativo (nominations per: miglior attrice protagonista per Saoirse Ronan, non protagonista per Florence Pugh) ma continuo a pensare che Piccole Donne non abbia rivali per colonna sonora di Alexander Desplat, BAFTA 2020 invece vinto da Hildur Guðnadóttir per Joker e sceneggiatura non originale della Gerwig, vinto da Taika Waititi per Jojo Rabbit.

Nell’attesa dell’ultima e più importante tornata di premi Oscar di domenica 9 Febbraio, lascio la lista completa di nominati e vincitori dei BAFTA 2020 per futura memoria:

MIGLIOR FILM

1917 THE IRISHMAN JOKER C’ERA UNA VOLTA…A HOLLYWOOD PARASITE

MIGLIORI FILM BRITANNICI 

1917 BAIT – L’ESCA FOR SAMA ROCKETMAN SORRY WE MISSED YOU I DUE PAPI

MIGLIOR DEBUTTO PER UNO SCENEGGIATORE, REGISTA O PRODUTTORE BRITANNICO 

BAIT Mark Jenkin (Writer/Director), Kate Byers, Linn Waite (Producers) FOR SAMA Waad al-Kateab (Director/Producer), Edward Watts (Director) MAIDEN Alex Holmes (Director) ONLY YOU Harry Wootliff (Writer/Director) RETABLO Álvaro Delgado-Aparicio (Writer/Director)

MIGLIOR FILM NON IN LINGUA INGLESE

PARASITE Bong Joon-ho THE FAREWELL Lulu Wang, Daniele Melia FOR SAMA Waad al-Kateab, Edward Watts PAIN AND GLORY Pedro Almodóvar, Agustín Almodóvar PORTRAIT OF A LADY ON FIRE Céline Sciamma, Bénédicte Couvreur

MIGLIOR DOCUMENTARIO

FOR SAMA Waad al-Kateab, Edward Watts AMERICAN FACTORY Steven Bognar, Julia Reichert APOLLO 11 Todd Douglas Miller DIEGO MARADONA Asif Kapadia THE GREAT HACK Karim Amer, Jehane Noujaime

MIGLIOR FILM D’ANIMAZIONE

KLAUS Sergio Pablos, Jinko Gotoh FROZEN 2 Chris Buck, Jennifer Lee, Peter Del Vecho A SHAUN THE SHEEP MOVIE: FARMAGEDDON Will Becher, Richard Phelan, Paul Kewley TOY STORY 4 Josh Cooley, Mark Nielsen

MIGLIOR REGISTA

1917 Sam Mendes THE IRISHMAN Martin Scorsese JOKER Todd Phillips C’ERA UNA VOLTA…A HOLLYWOOD Quentin Tarantino PARASITE Bong Joon-ho

MIGLIOR SCENEGGIATURA ORIGINALE

PARASITE Han Jin Won, Bong Joon-ho BOOKSMART Susanna Fogel, Emily Halpern, Sarah Haskins, Katie Silberman KNIVES OUT Rian Johnson STORIA DI UN MATRIMONIO Noah Baumbach C’ERA UNA VOLTA…A HOLLYWOOD Quentin Tarantino

MIGLIOR SCENEGGIATURA NON ORIGINALE

JOJO RABBIT Taika Waititi THE IRISHMAN Steven Zaillian JOKER Todd Phillips, Scott Silver PICCOLE DONNE Greta Gerwig THE TWO POPES Anthony McCarten

MIGLIOR ATTRICE PROTAGONISTA

RENÉE ZELLWEGER Judy JESSIE BUCKLEY Wild Rose SCARLETT JOHANSSON Storia di un Matrimonio SAOIRSE RONAN Piccole Donne CHARLIZE THERON Bombshell

MIGLIOR ATTORE PROTAGONISTA

JOAQUIN PHOENIX Joker LEONARDO DICAPRIO Once Upon a Time… In Hollywood ADAM DRIVER Storia di un Matrimonio TARON EGERTON Rocketman JONATHAN PRYCE I due Papi

MIGLIOR ATTRICE NON PROTAGONISTA

LAURA DERN Storia di un matrimonio SCARLETT JOHANSSON Jojo Rabbit FLORENCE PUGH Piccole Donne MARGOT ROBBIE Bombshell MARGOT ROBBIE Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

MIGLIORE ATTORE NON PROTAGONISTA

BRAD PITT Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood TOM HANKS Un Amico Straordinario ANTHONY HOPKINS I due Papi AL PACINO The Irishman JOE PESCI The Irishman

MIGLIORI MUSICHE ORIGINALI

JOKER Hildur Guđnadóttir 1917 Thomas Newman JOJO RABBIT Michael Giacchino PICCOLE DONNE Alexandre Desplat STAR WARS: L’ASCESA DI SKYWALKER John Williams

CASTING

JOKER Shayna Markowitz STORIA DI UN MATRIMONIO Douglas Aibel, Francine Maisler C’ERA UNA VOLTA…A HOLLYWOOD Victoria Thomas THE PERSONAL HISTORY OF DAVID COPPERFIELD Sarah Crowe I DUE PAPI Nina Gold

MIGLIOR FOTOGRAFIA

1917 Roger Deakins THE IRISHMAN Rodrigo Prieto JOKER Lawrence Sher LE MANS ’66 Phedon Papamichael THE LIGHTHOUSE Jarin Blaschke

MIGLIOR MONTAGGIO

LE MANS ’66 Andrew Buckland, Michael McCusker THE IRISHMAN Thelma Schoonmaker JOJO RABBIT Tom Eagles JOKER Jeff Groth ONCE UPON A TIME… IN HOLLYWOOD Fred Raskin

PRODUCTION DESIGN

1917 Dennis Gassner, Lee Sandales THE IRISHMAN Bob Shaw, Regina Graves JOJO RABBIT Ra Vincent, Nora Sopková JOKER Mark Friedberg, Kris Moran C’ERA UNA VOLTA…A HOLLYWOOD Barbara Ling, Nancy Haigh

COSTUME DESIGN

PICCOLE DONNE Jacqueline Durran THE IRISHMAN Christopher Peterson, Sandy Powell JOJO RABBIT Mayes C. Rubeo JUDY Jany Temime C’ERA UNA VOLTA…A HOLLYWOOD Arianne Phillips

MIGLIOR TRUCCO E PARRUCCO

BOMBSHELL Vivian Baker, Kazu Hiro, Anne Morgan 1917 Naomi Donne JOKER Kay Georgiou, Nicki Ledermann JUDY Jeremy Woodhead ROCKETMAN Lizzie Yianni Georgiou

MIGLIORI EFFETTI SONORI

1917 Scott Millan, Oliver Tarney, Rachael Tate, Mark Taylor, Stuart Wilson JOKER Tod Maitland, Alan Robert Murray, Tom Ozanich, Dean Zupancic LE MANS ’66 David Giammarco, Paul Massey, Steven A. Morrow, Donald Sylvester ROCKETMAN Matthew Collinge, John Hayes, Mike Prestwood Smith, Danny Sheehan STAR WARS: L’ASCESA DI SKYWALKER David Acord, Andy Nelson, Christopher Scarabosio, Stuart Wilson, Matthew Wood

MIGLIORI EFFETTI SPECIALI

1917 Greg Butler, Guillaume Rocheron, Dominic Tuohy AVENGERS: ENDGAME Dan Deleeuw, Dan Sudick THE IRISHMAN Leandro Estebecorena, Stephane Grabli, Pablo Helman IL RE LEONE Andrew R. Jones, Robert Legato, Elliot Newman, Adam Valdez STAR WARS: L’ASCESA DI SKYWALKER Roger Guyett, Paul Kavanagh, Neal Scanlan, Dominic Tuohy

MIGLIORI CORTI D’ANIMAZIONE BRITANNICI

GRANDAD WAS A ROMANTIC. Maryam Mohajer IN HER BOOTS Kathrin Steinbacher THE MAGIC BOAT Naaman Azhari, Lilia Laurel

MIGLIORI CORTOMETRAGGI

LEARNING TO SKATEBOARD IN A WARZONE (IF YOU’RE A GIRL) Carol Dysinger, Elena Andreicheva AZAAR Myriam Raja, Nathanael Baring GOLDFISH Hector Dockrill, Harri Kamalanathan, Benedict Turnbull, Laura Dockrill KAMALI Sasha Rainbow, Rosalind Croad THE TRAP Lena Headey, Anthony Fitzgerald

EE RISING STAR AWARD

Si tratta del premio per stelle nascenti in ambito artistico, assegnato con voto del pubblico

MICHEAL WARD AWKWAFINA JACK LOWDEN KAITLYN DEVER KELVIN HARRISON JR.

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Fall TV Preview 2017: Time To Tune In

Fall TV Preview 2017 Time To Tune In 1. Biggie: The Life Of Notorious B.I.G. This documentary, authorized by Biggie's estate, explores the life and career of the rap icon. The miniseries features interviews with his widow Faith Evans, his mom Voletta Wallace and a who's who of rap legends, such as Nas, Jay-Z and Sean "Diddy" Combs. (Monday, September 4, 8 p.m., A&E) 2. The Deuce: Go back in time to New York City, specifically Times Square in the 1970s, when the area was a haven for porn. The show stars James Franco and Maggie Gyllenhaal and was written and created by David Simon ("The Wire"). (Sunday, September 10, 9 p.m., HBO) 3. The Orville: Seth MacFarlane created and stars in this live-action sci-fi comedy series that offers the "Family Guy" guru's take on the likes of "Star Trek." He plays the captain of the ship, who is paired with his ex-wife (Adrianne Palicki) as his first officer. (Sunday, September 10, 8 p.m., FOX/5) 4. The Vietnam War: The legendary documentarian Ken Burns and Lynn Novick tell the story of the Vietnam War in this 10-part, 18-hour series that culls from almost 80 interviews, tons of footage, and more. (Sunday, September 17, 8 p.m., WNET-13) 5. Star Trek: Discovery: Finally, after too many years, we get a new "Star Trek" series. The show has faced some issues, delays and staffing changes, but the early footage has been pretty great. The show, set before the original series, stars Sonequa Martin-Green as Spock's half-sister. (Sunday, September 24, 8:30 p.m., CBS/2, CBS All Access) 6. Young Sheldon: Spinning off from "The Big Bang Theory" comes this prequel following Sheldon Cooper at age 9 (Iain Armitage), a boy genius attending high school. (Monday, September 25, 8:30 p.m., CBS/2) 7. Me, Myself & I: Follow Alex Riley from childhood in 1991 at age 14, to now in 2017 at age 40 and in the future in 2042 at age 65. Starring Jack Dylan Grazer, Bobby Moynihan and John Larroquette. (Monday, September 25, 9:30 p.m., CBS/2) 8. The Brave: Anne Heche takes the lead in this new military drama about undercover soldiers tasked with saving innocents all around the globe. (Monday, September 25, 10 p.m., NBC/4) 9. The Good Doctor: Not a spinoff of "The Good Wife," this medical series, based on a South Korean show, is brought to the states from producer David Shore ("House") and certainly shares a bit DNA with "House." Freddie Highmore stars as a super surgeon with autism, working in pediatrics at a California hospital. (Monday, September 25, 10 p.m., ABC/7) 10. The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Former "Daily Show" correspondent Jordan Klepper is the latest funnyman to take the former slot of "The Colbert Report," and aims to mock the alt-media on both sides. (Monday, September 25, 11:30 p.m., Comedy Central) 11. Law & Order True Crime: The Menendez Murders: The long-running franchise hops onto the anthology trend with this new spinoff that will chronicle real-life cases, starting with the trail of Lyle and Erik Melendez. Starring Edie Falco, Anthony Edwards and Heather Graham. (Tuesday, September 26, 10 p.m., NBC/4) 12. Seal Team: David Boreanaz's post-"Bones" career begins with this military drama about one of the Navy SEALs' elite units, focusing on the tight group of soldiers as well as their family life. (Wednesday, September 27, 9 p.m., CBS/2) 13. Will & Grace: More than a decade since going off the air, the popular comedy starring Eric McCormack, Debra Messing, Megan Mullally and Sean Hayes is revived, allowing you to catch up with the characters for this 12-episode run. (Thursday, September 28, 9 p.m., NBC/4) 14. Marvel's Inhumans: This Marvel series begins unusually - with the first two episodes getting a limited run in IMAX movie theaters starting on Friday, September 1 (and then run again on TV). The series follows the powerful Inhuman Royal Family and your sure-to-be favorite character is the giant teleporting dog named Lockjaw. (Friday, September 29, 8 p.m., ABC/7) 15. Ghosted: The awesome duo of Craig Robinson and Adam Scott take the leads in this series about a skeptic and a believer who are brought in by the government to explore unusual occurrences going on around Los Angeles. (Sunday, October 1, 8:30 p.m., FOX/5) 16. Wisdom of the Crowd: An inventor comes up with an app that helps crowdsource murder investigations to help find out who killed his daughter. Starring Jeremy Piven, Richard T. Jones and Monica Potter. (Sunday, October 1, 8:30 p.m., CBS/2) 17. Ten Days in the Valley: Kyra Sedgwick stars in this drama about a television producer who is searching for her missing daughter. Also starring Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Kick Gurry, Erika Christensen and Malcolm-Jamal Warner. (Sunday, October 1, 10 p.m., ABC/7) 18. 9JKL: This new comedy, based on the life of star Mark Feuerstein, follows a New York family living in three consecutive apartments. Feuerstein plays Josh Roberts, a divorced actor moving back to the Big Apple, taking an apartment wedged between ones inhabited by his parents on one side and his brother and sister-in-law on the other. Also starring Elliott Gould, Linda Lavin, David Walton and Liza Lapira. (Monday, October 2, 8:30 p.m., CBS/2) 19. The Gifted: This Marvel series in the "X-Men" world focuses on a family with young mutants forced to go underground to keep away from the government in this series. Directed by Bryan Singer, who is no stranger to the Marvel mutants. Starring Stephen Moyer, Amy Acker, Sean Teale, Jamie Chung and Coby Bell. (Monday, October 2, 9 p.m., FOX/5) 20. The Mayor: A young rapper runs for mayor of his California town for publicity and wins. Hilarity ensues. Starring Brandon Micheal Hall, Yvette Nicole Brown and Lea Michele. (Tuesday, October 3, 9:30 p.m., ABC/7) 21. Kevin (Probably) Saves the World: The great Jason Ritter stars as Kevin in this series about a man who returns home to live with his widowed twin sister and her daughter. And then he gets divine intervention, telling him to save the world. (Tuesday, October 3, 10 p.m., ABC/7) 22. Valor: Yet another military show, this one following a team of helicopter pilots tasked with secretive missions. (Monday, October 9, 9 p.m., CW/11) 23. Dynasty: The long-running 1980s prime time soap opera about bickering rich families gets rebooted, starring Grant Show, Nathalie Kelley, Elizabeth Gillies, Alan Dale and more. (Wednesday, October 11, 9 p.m., CW/11) 24. Mindhunter: This streamer is based on the book "Mind Hunter: Inside FBI's Elite Serial Crime Unit" by Mark Olshaker and John E. Douglas, and is being brought to life by famed director David Fincher. Set in 1979, it stars Jonathan Groff and Holt McCallany as a pair of FBI agents investigating a nefarious case. (Friday, October 13, Netflix) 25. White Famous: Jay Pharoah makes the jump from "Saturday Night Live" to his own series, where he plays a young, up-and-coming comedian, an African-American talent looking to find a bigger audience let the show's title give you a clue. This is loosely based on the life of executive producer Jamie Foxx. (Sunday, October 15, 10 p.m., Showtime) 26. At Home With Amy Sedaris: The delightful Amy Sedaris takes you to her home to showcase her homemaking skills in this comedy. Each episode will be centered around a theme and will feature a guest such as Scott Adsit or Sasheer Zamata. (Tuesday, October 24, 10:30 p.m. Tru TV 27. The Last O.G.: Tracy Morgan stars in this new comedy about an ex-con returning to his old Brooklyn neighborhood, now gentrified, after a 15-year sentence. (Sunday, October 22, 10 p.m., TBS) 28. S.W.A.T: Shermar Moore stars in this remake of the 1975 series, later remade into a 2003 movie. Moore plays a sergeant in the tactial unit in Los Angeles, taking on some of the most dangerous missions. (Thursday, November 2, 10 p.m., CBS/2) 29. Future Man: This streaming series from Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg, and starring Josh Hutcherson and Eliza Coupe, follows a janitor with some serious video game skills who is recruited by some people from the future to save the world. Sounds a little like "The Last Starfighter," which is totally cool with us. (Tuesday, November 14, Hulu) 30. Marvel's Runaways: Young superheroes unite to take down their evil parents in this latest Marvel property, based on a modern comic book classic from Brian K. Vaughan and Adrian Alphona (Tuesday, November 21, Hulu) 31. She's Gotta Have It: Spike Lee's 1986 feature film gets turned into a series starring DeWanda Wise as a woman juggling relationships with three men. (Thursday, November 23, Netflix)

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Sidney Crosby - Shark Soup (J)

Olli Maatta - See you tomorrow Pt.1 (J)

Colton Parayko - Note Pt 2 (J)

Tyler Seguin - Who’s your date Pt 2 (J)

Morgan Rielly - Who’s louder (J)

Tyler Graovac - First goal (E)

Andre Burakovsky - Eight (J)

Andre Burakovsky - I have a game (J)

Artturi Lehkonen - Proud (J)

Shea Weber - Toothbrush (J)

Nikita Scherbak - No power (J)

Trevor van Riemsdyk - I can’t wait (J)

Jacob Trouba -  Come on! (J)

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Christian Thomas - Oh honey! (J)

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Josh Morrissey - Bunny (J)

Connor McDavid -Birthday Concert (J)

William Nylander - Real Pucks (J)

Alex Galchenyuk - Mess (J)

Tyler Seguin - Black Roses Pt. 5 Ft. Jamie Benn (J)

Patrick Kane - Team Dinner (J)

Alex Galchenyuk - Meet and Greet (E)

Phil Kessel - Lingerie (J)

Connor McDavid - Polar Opposites (O)

Max Pacioretty - Gally Jersey (J)

Martin Jones - Food pictures (J)

Zach Werenski - Can you not (J)

Auston Matthews - “Buttercup” (J)

Andre Burkaovsky - Judgey (J)

Markus Nutivaara - Panic Attacks (J)

Carter Hart - Valentine’s Day (J)

Mitch Marner ft. Matt Martin - Little Martin (J)

Brent Burns - Sad as hell (J)

Sebastian Aho - Broken English (J)

Auston Matthews - I did it daddy, I did it! (J)

Ben Hutton - Don’t tell my mom (J)

Sebastian Aho - Say you won’t let go (J)

Auston Matthews - (E)

Martin Jones - Pregnancy announcement (J)

Michael Latta - Like Mark and Juliet (J)

Travis Konecny - Halloween Fun (J)

Michael Latta - Like Mike and Juliet (J)

Martin Jones - Pregnancy announcement (J)

Sebastian Aho - I’d be better if you were here (J)

Tyler Seguin - Make up fail (JA)

William Nylander - Proud Daddy (J)

Andre Burkaovsky - Dancing with the star (JA)

Morgan Rielly - I made it (J)

Dylan Strome - D.A.D.D (J)

Dylan Larkin - The first to..(J)

Justin Faulk - Dreaming (J)

Auston Matthews - Run the 6ix (JA)

Max Domi - My Everything (JA)

Leon Draisaitl - Our Future (G)

Phil Kessel -Are we boyfriend and girlfriend? (J)

Morgan Rielly - You’re amazing (J)

Matthew Tkachuk - Because I love you (J)

Dylan Strome - Moving Day (J)

Leon Draisaitl - I’m not a puckbunny (JA)

Joonas Rask - Meeting the family (J)

Johnny Gaudreau -Loud (J)

Connor Brown - Draft Day (J)

Auston Matthews - Cabbie Show (J)

Tom Wilson -Teaching (J)

Brendan Gallagher - It hurts (J)

Tyler Seguin - Baby bum (J)

Connor Brown - Congrats with the glitter (J)

Justin Schultz - Too much sugar

Auston Matthews - Buttercup Pt.2

Brendan Gallagher- Marry Me? (J)

Alec Martinez - Why did you stop? (J)

Tom Wilson- Surprise! (J)

Micheal Haley (MLM) (J)

Sebastian Aho- You did it! (J)

Frederik Andersen - I'm like you daddy. (J)

Martin Jones MLM - Shoot the puck (J)

Noah Hanifin - Drunk girl (J)

Ben Hutton - Slutty friends (J)

Auston Matthews - Your turn (J)

Brock Boeser - My promise (J)

William Nylander - Best movie night (J)

Brayden Point - cooking and dancing(J)

Antoine Roussel - If you could be...(J)

Morgan Rielly - Play off visits (J)

David Panstrnak - My knight (J)

Zach Werenski - Pit bull love (J)

Andre Burakovsky - The Biellmann spin (J)

Zach Werenski - Zoo love (J)

Micheal Haley - Taco stuck

Phillippe Myers - Lowkey love

Ben Hutton - That dress

Jakob Chychrun - Moves.

Alezander Wennberg - Both woman and men

Kasperi Kapanen - Morning Sex

Leon Draisaitl - You drew blood!

Tyler Seguin - Wanna get out of here?

Auston Matthews - I always picture a really cracky woman.

Jonathan Toews - Trouble x2

Patrick Kane - two years clean

Leon Draisaitl - $500 bet.

Leon Draisaitl - God, I love you.

Morgan Rielly - Relationship goals.

Kasperi Kapanen - the notes.

Morgan Rielly - Molly Wolly.

Micheal Haley MLM

Joonas Rask - Children

Anton Khudobin - You're such an as-asset.

Olli Maatta - Seunrise Avenue.

Sidney Crosby - Lets have a drink.

Leon Draisaitl - Personal

Tyler Seguin - Secrets

Jamie Benn - What your's in mine and what's mine is mine.

Sidney Crosby - My Ass!

Miles Wood - I'll remember that.

Connor Mcdavid - AH!

Brayden Point - You're faces.

Olli Maatta - Lost kisses.

Jeff Skinner - Bad skinner

Mitch Marner - Personal for Cade

Kasperi Kapanen - Stressed.

Joonas Rask - Tie me up

Phil Kessel - The one

Zach Werenski - Moaning

Tyler Seguin - Gerry, Carl, or Tony?

Leon Draisaitl - Personal for Eldy

Sidney Crosby - I'm pregnant

Micheal Haley - MLM

P.K. Subban - Ha, ha.

Conor Sheary - Tell me.

Brandon Montour - Worms vs, Minnows

Tyler Seguin - Wake uppp.

Shea Weber ft Brendan Gallagher - 12 year now lost.

 Miles Wood - I forget how luck I am.

Tyler Seguin- Personal for Erica.

William Nylander - There's a first for everything.

Andre Burakovsky - I hurt him part one

Paul Martin - Personal for Ginger

Tyler Seguin - No one ever goes in the frozen section.

Ryan Murray - personal for Leeyah.

Tyler Seguin - personal for Briana

Dennis Rasmussen - My baby girl.

Shea Weber ft Brendan Gallagher - 12 years now lost pt.2

Brayden Point - Personal for Amanda

Morgan Rielly - "Life, is never right. It goes on ,whether we like it or not. We have to make ourselves happy.

"William Nylander - Blackmail and unlock doors. 

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Q & A

Ringrazio galsbook per avermi nominato, anche se qui nella casa sto crescendo tantissimo e ho legato davvero con tutti, Aléssia. Qui è tutto amplificato.

Vi avverto che sarà una cosa lunga, e inoltre non ho scritto con i rientri giusti perchè non sono capace e non ne ho voglia. Ah, this list of trivial sentences is written in italian, sorry speakers of other-and-more-useful-and-interesting languages. I just can't write in English, my fault. 

1. Cosa rispondevi alla domanda “cosa vuoi fare da grande?” quando eri piccola/o?

Il progettista di giostre (lo giuro). Facevo piantine dettagliatissime di giostre di lusso, roba da Gardaland, Disneyland Resort o Orlando's Six Flags. Ma soprattutto adoravo disegnare quelle dove si cammina, tipo casa del terrore. In genere erano percorsi tortuosi caratterizzati da gradini che si muovono, tronchi girevoli, soffi d'aria improvvisi, apparizioni di Barbra Streisand. Avrei anche voluto fare il fumettista.

2. Fuori fa freddo e piove… Cioccolata calda o tè?

Allora la cioccolata calda mi mette ansia per non so quale ragione. Quindi tè, ovviamente mentre leggo Bucoschi, vado sotto le coperte con le luminarie di natale e guardo Sherlock sul MacBook Pro. O skins, o Supernatural.

3. Come reagiresti se qualcuno accanto a te dovesse incitarti a guardare in cielo perché afferma di aver appena visto un UFO?

Guarderei anch'io verso l'alto, sperando che sia tutto vero e che gli alieni mi prendano e facciano di me quello che vogliono.

4. Serie tv preferita.

Modern Family (amori) e American Horror Story (che oscilla sempre tra il cult e la puttanata di proporzioni cosmiche). Game of Thrones davvero c'ho provato, e in alcuni punti mi piace, però che noia, le serie da 55 minuti a episodio davvero non le reggo.

5. Stai parlando con Leopardi e Manzoni: chi dei due faresti fuori prima? Scegli tu il modo, basta che li fai fuori entrambi.

Manzoni, facendogli recitare il testo di Muchacha di Anna Tatangelo sul palco del palazzetto dello sport di Cernusco sul Naviglio. A Leopardi farei organizzare il Fuori Salone. Da solo.

6. Hai una macchina del tempo che ti permette di nascere in un’epoca diversa da quella attuale e in un Paese diverso da quello in cui vivi: quando e dove nasceresti?

Prima mi fermerei nella casa di Milano, il 12 marzo di questo anno e farei un backup di tutto e me lo salverei su chiavette usb. Poi ritornei sulla time machine e andrei nella San Francisco degli anni '70-80. Ah dovevo nascere in un'altra epoca e da un'altra parte. Vabbè.

7. Il periodo della tua vita di cui ti vergogni di più (la fase bimbominchia l’abbiamo avuta tutti, forza!)

Non credo di aver mai vissuto.

8. Rapporto con la Chiesa e la religione in generale.

Morissero tutti. Per quanto il nuovo papa sia meno peggio dell'altro nazista, è ancora per colpa della Chiesa se qui non esitono leggi che permettano alle persone di essere felici. Nell'ultima frase credo di aver sbagliato il congiuntivo. Ma si sa, è nella morale cattolica vivere da ipocriti repressi e ignoranti, (far finta di) soffrire da vivi per poi essere mangiati dai vermi da morti.

I'm not religious, but I feel so moved.

9. Pratichi air guitar?

No, spiacente. Ihihi.

10. La parola più bella del mondo.

Infranti, aggettivo maschile plurale.

E ora tocca a me.

Miley Ray Cyrus: for or against?

Lynch o Cronenberg?

Dolce preferito (non Domenico, dolce da mangiare intendo)?

Analisi comparata dell'indimenticata performance di I'm A Slave 4 U di Britney&Pitone Giallo ai VMA.

Guilty pleasure più guilty?

Film che guarderesti in loop per l'eternità?

Donatella: Rettore o Versace?

Fill the gap: Destroy everything you touch, today, destroy me, ________________

Anche secondo te Azealia Banks finirà a friggere ali di pollo in un KFC di Cleveland, Ohio?

Insetto che non puoi soffrire?

Chiedo a nanimatteruno e lamentodellosbronzo di chiudere un occhio sulla mia oggettiva deficienza e rispondere seriamente ai quesiti sopra elencati. Ma anche no, insomma vedete voi cosa fare. In ogni caso, lo sapete, x.