#dykes drinking

[stressfulsloth]

Cannot stop thinking about Ruby and how brutally Klaasje fucks her over despite everyone in Martinaise's clear affection for her. How everyone seems to like Ruby and her 'gruff charm,' how she gets passionate about radio technology and loves movies from the 20s, likes 'a beer on the beach to watch the sunset'. She's an 'old lady whisperer,' Isobel likes her and even defends her, the

Hardie boys are clearly very fond of her. Even when you're being blasted by her pale latitude compressor, it's hard not to like her at least a bit. She tested it on herself first! The Half-Light reaction of sympathetic fear to Klaasje's accusations, and then Drama cutting in to point out that the fear isn't to do with Ruby, it's the fear of being arrested that Klaasje is feeling. Her first response, out of fear of the RCM and the Moralintern, is to use the presumed biases and homophobia of these RCM officers as leverage to pin the blame on Ruby, even as nearly every other scrap of information you can collect describing Ruby's personality contradicts it.

[noturbutchboy]

I wanna get High on her I wanna feel her lips against mine I wanna dig my nails into her back as she rails me into the mattress I wanna look into her eyes as I cum for her I need to feel her hands on my body I need to kiss and touch every inch of her.

[neil-perrys-suicidal-tendencies]

God I know alcohol fucking sucks and substance abuse is bad and yada yada but BUT

The intimacy of sharing something that was enveloped by someone's lips.

"Your turn" as they spill out their most kept secret and take a swig like it's nothing.

I'm telling you this because I trust you, trust you to never breathe a word of this to anyone, and that includes me.

All that hassle, all that secrecy, just for the both of us to be thinking about for the rest of our lives.

[farewellsickle]

@gato-hedonista the people hauve spoken. YAOI BEAM!!!!

would you believe they both still think theyre casual after this

[haematomanic]

yall are calling your mid boyfriend dressing up as ghostface and doing you doggystyle in the month of october “spooky sex 👻����🎃🕸🦇⛓🖤🕷🥀🪦🐈‍⬛💀🌙⚰🍁🕸️” if you saw the unhinged lesbian vampire orgy i’m planning you would hurl

[butchbonerot]

Shoutout to butches who don't drink beer bc it tastes icky (me)

[ams-complex]

🩸Having my horror butch moment 🩸

For more frights:

My cardd

[dogwhizzer]

these are soooo young whizzer pussy

[fallout-lou-begas]

biting this, biting that. believe me that i love biting but have all you dykes and fags heard of licking, also

[yutamayo]

Can I just drunkenly say that yeah polycule/polyamorous trios r cool and all but like why when a trip of M/M/F group have to instantly be that romantically? Can you not just let gay men be gay men?? Why can there not be platonic straight relationships that include a pair of boyfriends??? Why does shoko have to be romantic despite not showing an ounce of that in any canon . Why does Nobara have to be romantically straight despite not showing that in any canon. Why Zdo WOMEN HAVE YO BE STRAIFHT??!!! J

Just. LET THE GAY MEN BE GAY WITH A LESVIAN BESTIE LIKE WHt is wrONG WITH YALL. honestly it just reminds me of mf straight shipping like why do u have to make this? Don't get it twisted I appreciate a polyromance fr. Put literally turning a trio bond into a poly romance annoys the hell out of me especially when the faggots are so obviously obsessed with each there in a way that is NEVER even CLOSE to the type of bond they have with the female in it. They have an amazing bond with her fr each of them individually and all of them together. but it's not SOUL CONNECTINGLY GAY IN INSURMOUNTABLE WAYS LIKE THE BROS HAVE FIR EACH OTHER. It makes me sicker than sasusaku and that's saying something.

But I'm srry instantly just saying "they're all poly" feels like gay erasure and I'll say it loud for the bitches in the back

[butchonarock]

*has 4 shots at the gay bar* i wanna girlfriend i wanna girlfriend i wanna girlfriend i wanna girlfriend i wanna girlfriend i wanna girlfriend

PLEASE everytime I get fucked up i just end up wanting to snuggle the best femme in the world

Also don’t make fun of me I’m a lightweight to the max

[paintchewer]

damn so gay i match the gay beer …..

[puppylovebutch]

Pink Lemonade Vodka Femme 🍋 × Rootbeer Butch 🍺

(Because I'm driving and also alcohol hurts my tummy 😔)

[s-ublimedyke]

whoever designed the computer mouse to have a clit is my hero

[peppermintmochafem]

<3

[tiffanyachings]

[slaps past weekend] this bad boy can fit so many fun activities